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The Commander Creation Podcast

Pus-Axe Bog Legend 10/03/2024

Pus-Axe Bog Legend "Pus-Axe be the one. Never forget my name. NEVER FORGET!" We made a 4 color troll that's a bit stinky, but likes high profile friends. This week's mechanic is: convoke: (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for or one mana of that creature's color.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/33318262

Vodru, The Living Ice 09/19/2024

Vodru, The Living Ice "The berserker legions of Kalimdor are unstoppable. They swarm. They rampage. And when they finally seemed pushed back, very ice comes to their aid." We made a mono blue stax-y wall. Prepare to piss your friends off. This week's mechanic: Enrage: Whenever this creature is dealt damage... /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/33114772

Voidripper, The Defiler 09/12/2024

Voidripper, The Defiler "The ritual is almost complete! Just a few more things are needed. Eye of newt, snake skin, and just some of my own blood. There...wait...was that wro... ..." -Unknown With Duskmourn on the horizion, we dimir demon illusion who's bringing some serious value to your board. This week mechanic: Survival: At the beginning of your second main phase, if Veteran Survivor is tapped... Thanks to this week's sponser Andrew Swanson presents the Dead Sea Scrolls. /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/33025752

The Gelatinous Brood Mother 08/29/2024

The Gelatinous Brood Mother "Our experiements have yielded some...interesting results. She seemed useless, until she ate. We may be able to bolster our ranks faster than anticipated." We made a simic ooze who loves to eat. This week's mechanic is: Incubate: Incubate N (Create an Incubator token with N +1/+1 counters on it and “: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32787627

Agimgem, Scavenging Plague 08/15/2024

Agimgem, Scavenging Plague "Why are all the recovered machines missing parts? All of them. Each one has a weapon system that's been removed. This is most troubling..." We made a Dimir germ that makes his own weapons. This week's mechanic: Liveing Weapon: Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32575242

Kridvod, Reality Shifter 08/08/2024

Kridvod, Reality Shifter "Kridvod is never lonely. He has alllll his magical friends with him." We made a mono red goblin that loves enchantments. This week's mechanic: conspire: (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32494262

Thromb Chaos Incarnate 08/01/2024

Thromb Chaos Incarnate "The ground quakes. Thrumb has awakened. Your end is nigh." We made a Dune-brood elemental that will probably get banned in your play group because they clearly hate fun. This week's mechanic: converge: Converge — ... for each color of mana spent to cast it. /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32379052

Theseri Aether Unravaller 07/25/2024

Theseri Aether Unravaller "The sands of time stop for no one. For some, we can excelerate the movement." We made a bant centaur who's dashing friends onto the battlefield. This week's mechanic: Dash: [cost] (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32290652

Trasak, Living Garrison 07/18/2024

Trasak, Living Garrison "Thassa usually kept her pet under lock and key. But sometimes she was asked to provide an army in a hurry." We made a Grixis octopus that swings hard and fast. This week's mechanic: Battalion: Whenever this card and at least two other creatures attack, … /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32192017

Fizzgig Cackling Gaurd 07/11/2024

Fizzgig Cackling Gaurd "There's no stoping him. Why even try? He has a never ending supply of those damned bricks. No one will ever get in to see Mizzix with him around." WE. ARE. BACK! After a year of fartin around, we decided to grace the airwaves once again. This week we come at you with an Izzet goblin who's here throwing fists(or bricks). This week's mechanic: Renown: N (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put N +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/32097742

Maulocht, the Cursed Scream 05/27/2023

Maulocht, the Cursed Scream "Every army should a have battle cry. You know, to strike fear. One might say he uh...takes it to new heights." -Izzet bodygaurd. We made a berserker for everyone's favorite mage guild. This week's mehcanic is: Afflict: Afflict N (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses N life.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26968791

Council of Tolaria 05/12/2023

Council of Tolaria "What do you mean your raising my property tax! I'll lose everything!" We made a politics commander that just wants everything to go. Even it's own stuff. This week's mechanic is: Vanishing: Vanishing N (This permanent enters the battlefield with N time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26822925

Putridwing, the Blight Spawn 04/21/2023

Putridwing, the Blight Spawn "It's nothing you've ever seen. It billows black ichor across everything it touches. Nothing living survives it's touch. The land itselft dies, never to recover." We made a phyrexian horror that blows up lands and spreads disease. This week's mechanic is: Infect: Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26608236

Zul'Tani Corruptor Brute 03/30/2023

Zul'Tani Corruptor Brute "He was protector of the woods until Norn showed up. Now he's nothing more than violence sent out to weaken the front lines." We made a Gruul troll trying to draw cards...and beat dat ass of course. This week's mechanic: Proliferate: (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26388051

Saveresh, Nightmares Abound 03/23/2023

Saveresh, Nightmares Abound "He infests every corner of your dreams. His minions crawl through your mind even as you wake...He's my greatest creation." -Ashiok We drummed up a fun esper insect horror who your friends are gonna love(hate). This week's mechanic is: Dash: Dash [cost] (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26313000

Komo, Tidalglade Assassin 03/17/2023

Komo, Tidalglade Assassin "One guy tried callin'im 'The Land Shark...' I miss Jim." We made a Dimir merfolk rogue that's here to help you ramp, and smack your friends, but just a little bit. This week's mechanic is: Explore: (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back on top or into your graveyard.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26256372

Slimgix Loosepocket 03/03/2023

Slimgix Loosepocket "Slimgix always had friends around to help him look for his belongings. One after the other they would show up always there to help him find his lost stuff." Holy hell we are inconsistent as of late. But we're still here. We're still weird. And we made all yall a fun goblin who loses everything. This week's mechinic is: Hellbent: — as long as you have no cards in hand a thing happens. /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/26113275

Payge, Guardian of Knowledge 01/26/2023

Payge, Guardian of Knowledge "Even angels keep journals. Sigarda has one. She keeps it close like it's a sheild for something." - Saytr commoner Another week, another Selesnya creature. But this week, it's also a saga. This week's mechanic is: Hideaway: Hideaway N (When this permanent enters the battlefield, look at the top N cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25731420

Kalliphae, Protector of the Grove 01/19/2023

Kalliphae, Protector of the Grove "Her fasicantion with the dead was frowned upon. That is, until they needed an army to hold back the Phyrexian tide." - Stonebrow This week we made ourselves a selesnya centaur who loves herself some zombies. We also talk about cum...ALOT. Sorry. This week's mechanic is: Toxic: Toxic N (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get N poison counter(s).) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25654086

Bartholomew Blackwood 01/12/2023

Bartholomew Blackwood Barty was always a strange one. Never had any friends. Never socializing. Honestly, he only liked being with himself. - Martha Blackwood. We're back!! And this week we made a bant vampire who loves to party, but only invites himself. This week's mechanic is: Surveil N (Look at the top N cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Surveil 1 (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25583082

Crak'Vak, Hollow Harvester 11/03/2022

Crak'Vak, Hollow Harvester Crak'Vak smiled as he raised his arms. He had all the energy he needed to win. /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461621

Gnarn, Kobold Cheiftan 10/28/2022

Gnarn, Kobold Cheiftan This is a lost episode! It's a surprise even to me! ENJOY!...I don't know why I'm shouting! /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461624

Lasonia Mist Stalker 10/20/2022

Lasonia Mist Stalker "They never saw me coming..." /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461627

Volzala, Joiner of Fate 10/13/2022

Volzala, Joiner of Fate "This troll's a menace! Everything just falls into place for her. Just keep her away from her minions, and we'll be fine!" -Simic Geneticist /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461630

Havir, The Slaughter Hunter 08/04/2022

Havir, The Slaughter Hunter "Havir is relentless. When he shows, and he always does, running is the only option." /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461636

Uvi, Master's Favored 07/28/2022

Uvi, Master's Favored "The Myr by nature are servants. They follow no matter the order. But Uvi is different. I have plans for Uvi" - Tezzeret /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461639

Genug, Eternal Glade 07/21/2022

Genug, Eternal Glade "We no fight. The forest is alive, and killed many." -goblin underling /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461642

Visremod, Crawler of Savagery 07/14/2022

Visremod, Crawler of Savagery "Every is gone, sir...What do you mean gone? Sir...it destroyed everything." /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461645

Vemac, Sage of the Void 07/09/2022

Vemac, Sage of the Void "The eldrazi are never truly gone. They escaped the void once, sending them back means nothing." /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461648

Lodana Cloudbinder 07/01/2022

Lodana Cloudbinder "She came from the sea, and walked with grace. We felt safe in her presence. Our enemies...they might say different." /episode/index/show/16102f84-e31a-4de0-83f2-bb7c0687b5f6/id/25461651

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