Squirrel Talk
Squirrel Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by Chris and Mike, two friends with ADHD who take quirky, humourous dives into random topics like childhood cartoons, movie favorites, and more. With playful banter and a hint of nostalgia, they tackle each episode like a conversation between two easily-distracted squirrels.
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Join Us… or Don’t: Our Totally Fake Cults Episode
11/19/2025
Join Us… or Don’t: Our Totally Fake Cults Episode
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the bizarre world of completely made-up, absolutely ridiculous, zero-chance-of-being-taken-seriously fake cults. What starts as a simple idea turns into a full-blown spiral of nonsense as both hosts unveil their increasingly unhinged creations—from over-enthusiastic woodland worshippers to organizations with rules so weird even the founders would get kicked out. Chris presents his own gloriously absurd cult concept, while Mike comes armed with multiple fake cults of his own, each more chaotic and questionably structured than the last. Together they break down rituals, uniforms, commandments, sacred texts, ranking systems, initiation rites, and recruitment pitches in a way that only Squirrel Talk can: with maximum energy, minimal sanity, and zero theological accuracy. It’s an episode where the only commandments are “Don’t be normal” and “Wiggle your imaginary tail proudly.” Whether you’re here to laugh, to judge, or to reconsider your life choices, this one delivers. 📣 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb Big thanks to our sponsor 1Up Electric—your go-to team for any electrical project, big or small. Whether you’re upgrading your home, adding new lighting, or need someone who actually knows what they’re doing (unlike Chris and Mike inventing cult rules), call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com. They’ll power up your home the right way—no rituals required.
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Quote Me If You Can
11/12/2025
Quote Me If You Can
Chris and Mike bring you high-energy, hilarious, and unpredictable conversations about movies, games, pop culture, and life’s weirdest moments. From epic movie quote battles to wild hypotheticals and laugh-out-loud debates, Squirrel Talk is equal parts funny, smart, and chaotic — guaranteed to entertain. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether your lights flicker, your breakers trip, or you’re just tired of guessing which fuse does what, 1Up Electric has you covered. Their team of professional, reliable electricians handles everything from small repairs to full rewiring, ensuring your home or business stays powered safely and efficiently. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com today — because even the brightest ideas need a reliable spark!
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Squirrel Talk SportsCenter: The Experts Are In (and Mostly Wrong)
11/05/2025
Squirrel Talk SportsCenter: The Experts Are In (and Mostly Wrong)
In this special Squirrel Talk SportsCenter edition, Chris and Mike confidently step into the world of professional sports journalism — despite knowing absolutely nothing. From Tom Brady’s record-breaking golf stats to LeBron James’ incredible 42nd NBA season with the Toronto Timberwolves, the guys deliver bold opinions, made-up stats, and unearned confidence across football, basketball, baseball, hockey, and the Olympics. As the “broadcast” unravels, so does their accuracy — and their sanity — culminating in debates over snow swimming, nap competitions, and the tragic downfall of the Florida Penguins. It’s the sports show you never asked for but absolutely needed. This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, the real MVP keeping your home, business, and podcast fully charged. From rewiring your man cave to lighting up your next big project, trust the team that always brings the energy. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com — 1Up Electric, powering up the game since kickoff.
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From Real Hauntings to a Real Ghost in the Room
10/28/2025
From Real Hauntings to a Real Ghost in the Room
In this spine-tingling episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into several real-life hauntings that have terrified locals and fascinated paranormal investigators for decades. From haunted hotels and restless spirits to cursed homes and ghostly legends that refuse to die — the guys cover it all. But things take a wild turn when a ghost named Phil decides to make his presence known mid-recording. That’s right — Phil joins the show to share what it’s really like on the other side, including a few chilling stories about the ghosts he knows from the haunted places we talked about. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and classic Squirrel Talk chaos. And of course, this episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — keeping the lights on when things start going bump in the night.
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Guide to Things That Go Bump in the Hemisphere
10/22/2025
Guide to Things That Go Bump in the Hemisphere
This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go full cryptid mode—trading tales of mythological creatures from bothNorth and South America! From Mexico’s weeping ghost La Llorona and Brazil’s backward-footed Curupira, to the icy forests where Bigfoot and Wendigo still roam, the guys compare legends, argue over which monsters they’d least want to meet in the dark, and laugh their way through some truly bizarre folklore. Expect spooky stories, wild speculation, and plenty of squirrel-level energy as they journey through jungles, mountains, and myths of the Americas. Sponsored by 1Up Electric — whether you’re lighting up your home or trying to keep the Chupacabra away from your power lines, 1Up Electric has you covered. Professional, reliable, and shockingly good service every time. Visit or call 417-207-2590 to level up your electrical game today!
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Squirrels on a Coaster: Theme Park Adventures
10/07/2025
Squirrels on a Coaster: Theme Park Adventures
This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike take you on a wild ride through the world of theme parks! From unforgettable roller coasters and hilariously bad souvenirs to food adventures and those moments you can’t plan for, we swap stories from our own theme park trips. It’s all laughs, nostalgia, and a few “did that really happen?” moments as we talk about what makes theme parks so magical (and sometimes ridiculous). Grab a funnel cake, buckle in, and enjoy the ride—because this episode is nothing but fun. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you need expert electrical work for your home or business, 1Up Electric has the power to keep your world running. Visit 1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 to level up your next project!
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Shows That Time Forgot (But We Didn’t)
10/01/2025
Shows That Time Forgot (But We Didn’t)
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike crack open the time capsule of Saturday mornings and weeknight syndication to revisit the shows and cartoons that were once huge but have since slipped into the dusty corners of pop culture memory. From transforming cars and hologram knights of the 80s to eco-warriors, biker mice, and way too many TMNT knock-offs of the early 90s, we’re diving into the wild, weird, and wonderful world of TV you probably forgot even existed. Expect a lot of “Oh yeah, I remember that!” moments and plenty of laughs as we debate which shows deserved to be remembered—and which should’ve stayed obscure. 1Up Electric Blurb This episode is powered by our friends at 1Up Electric—the pros who bring the spark back to your home or business. Whether you need an upgrade, repair, or a full installation, they’ve got the experience to keep the lights on and the good times rolling. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com to level up your power today.
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Once Upon a Squirrel Talk (Book Club)
09/24/2025
Once Upon a Squirrel Talk (Book Club)
n this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into their favorite books and the stories that have stuck with them over the years. From childhood classics to epic adventures, we swap titles, share memories, and talk about why certain books leave such a lasting impact. Whether you’re a lifelong reader or just looking for your next good pick, this episode is full of laughs, nostalgia, and plenty of squirrelly tangents along the way. And a special thanks to our sponsor, 1Up Electric. Just like a good book keeps the story flowing, 1Up keeps the power flowing in your home or business. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com and let them know Squirrel Talk sent you!
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The Secret Life of Squirrels
09/16/2025
The Secret Life of Squirrels
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go all-in on squirrel facts — the weird, the surprising, and the downright hilarious. From why squirrels zig-zag when they run, to how they accidentally plant millions of trees, to the secret reason some of them glow pink under UV light, we dive deep into the world of our furry, nut-stashing neighbors. Recorded on location at The Black Squirrel coffee shop in Bolivar, Missouri — one of the rare spots in the U.S. where black squirrels can actually be found — this episode is packed with fun knowledge and plenty of laughs. Sponsor Blurb: This episode is powered by our friends at 1Up Electric. Whether you need wiring done right, upgrades to your home or business, or just a trustworthy team to handle your next project, 1Up Electric has you covered. Call them today at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com.
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Calories? Never Heard of ’Em
09/09/2025
Calories? Never Heard of ’Em
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into their perfect day of food. From breakfast through late-night snacks, they walk through all the meals they’d love to eat in a single day, mixing in nostalgia from their youth and favorite spots along the way. From comfort food classics to unforgettable local bites, this episode is guaranteed to make you hungry right along with them. Sponsor Shoutout: Big thanks to our sponsor, 1Up Electric! Whether it’s your home, office, or next big project, the pros at 1Up Electric bring energy you can count on. Visit or call 417-207-2590 to power up with the best.
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When History Throws Hands
09/02/2025
When History Throws Hands
Chris and Mike throw history’s greatest minds, leaders, and outlaws into the ultimate royal rumble of chaos. From Einstein throwing haymakers of logic, to Julius Caesar barking orders mid-fight, to Blackbeard swinging in with pirate fury—this episode spirals into hilarious, unpredictable madness as everyone battles for the crown of history’s last legend standing. Who survives? Who gets hilariously outmatched? And who takes the glory in the most ridiculous crossover ever? Tune in to find out. Brought to you by 1Up Electric – powering your world with expert electrical services, from simple fixes to major upgrades. Call 417-207-2590 or visit to level up your home or business.
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State of the Sod
08/26/2025
State of the Sod
Sometimes the best episodes are just hanging out and catching up. In this laid-back edition of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike slow things down to swap stories, share laughs, and talk about how life’s been going lately. From everyday randomness to genuine conversations, this one feels like pulling up a chair with two old friends. Sponsor Shoutout: A huge thank you to our sponsor, 1Up Electric – powering the Ozarks with quality electrical work you can trust. Whether it’s residential, commercial, or industrial, 1Up Electric brings top-notch service and expertise. Check them out at or give them a call at 417-207-2590.
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Second Chances: The Best and Worst Comebacks Ever
08/20/2025
Second Chances: The Best and Worst Comebacks Ever
In this episode, Chris and Mike dive into the world of legendary comebacks — from TV shows and movies to products and brands that disappeared, only to rise again. We cover the successes (Futurama, Doctor Who, Cobra Kai) and the total flops (History of the World, Part II, Knight Rider 2008, we’re looking at you). Chris brought the facts, Mike brought his own AI research, and together we compared notes — sometimes matching up perfectly, other times going way off the rails. Along the way, we geek out over Animaniacs (with ratings, viewership stats, and some hard truths about the reboot), speculate about Spaceballs 2, and laugh our way through why some reboots hit hard while others crash faster than the XFL. It’s all about nostalgia, surprise returns, and the weird ways pop culture refuses to stay dead. And of course, this episode is powered by our friends at 1Up Electric — bringing the power back like a comeback done right.
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We Can’t Hear You, but We’re Confident
08/12/2025
We Can’t Hear You, but We’re Confident
This week, Chris and Mike put each other through the ultimate guessing game—answering ridiculous questions without actually hearing them. The result? Pure, unfiltered chaos. From spirit animals with questionable hygiene to raccoon battles in Waffle Houses, neither one of us had any idea what the other was asking… but that didn’t stop us from confidently shouting our answers. (Fun fact: Mike got really loud when he couldn’t hear—like “trying to order at a drive-thru during a hurricane” loud.) Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you need new wiring, a panel upgrade, or just someone who won’t yell random answers while fixing your outlets, 1Up Electric has you covered. Call 417-207-2590 or visit to level up your home or business’s electrical game.
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Muppets, Mayhem, and Movie Sequels
07/29/2025
Muppets, Mayhem, and Movie Sequels
What do you get when you cross a war epic with Muppets and sprinkle in some highly questionable Hollywood sequels? You get this week’s episode of Squirrel Talk! Chris and Mike take on the Stanley Rubric: War Movie Edition, grading ridiculous (but amazing) concepts like Saving Private Rizzo and Full Felt Jacket, where one lone human actor leads a battalion of felt and foam. But that’s not all—we also break down the best sequels ever made, from The Empire Strikes Back to The Dark Knight, and roast the worst ones (Speed 2, we're looking at you). Some sequels deserve Oscars. Others deserve to be buried in the backyard behind the shed. ⚡️ Brought to you by 1Up Electric Just like a good sequel, you want your electrical work done right the first time AND the second. Whether it's panel upgrades, EV chargers, or rewiring that kitchen you swore you'd fix in 2022 — 1Up Electric powers your life with professionalism and precision. 📞 417-207-2590 | 🌐
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Judging Books by Their Absurd Titles
07/23/2025
Judging Books by Their Absurd Titles
In this hilarious episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a literary showdown of the weirdest kind. Armed with help from their AI co-pilots, each host brings a mix of bizarre, ridiculous, and unbelievable book titles—some 100% real, others completely made up. The challenge? Decipher which ones are legit and which ones are fiction. From psychic Sasquatches to engine-block cooking, you’ll be shocked by what actually exists on bookstore shelves. Will Chris catch Mike in a lie? Will Mike sniff out a fake from Chris? You’ll have to tune in to find out. 🌀 Bonus: You’ll leave this episode with a reading list you didn’t know you needed… or wanted. 🎧 Brought to you by 1Up Electric — for all your residential and commercial electrical needs, trust the pros who always level up. Call 417-207-2590 or visit .
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Frosted Flakes and Flying Fists
07/15/2025
Frosted Flakes and Flying Fists
In this wildly entertaining episode, Chris and Mike throw sixteen of the most iconic fast food and cereal mascots into a no-holds-barred tournament to see who would come out on top. From tiger-powered takedowns to rainbow-fueled chaos, the bracket is full of surprising matchups, ridiculous stats, and plenty of passionate debate. The rules are loose, the logic is questionable, and the laughs are non-stop as the guys battle their way through the ultimate mascot showdown—comparing their picks to a simulated AI tournament based purely on stats. Who wins? You’ll have to listen to find out. But one thing’s for sure… you’ll never look at a drive-thru the same way again. 💡 This episode is powered by 1Up Electric – Local. Licensed. Legendary. Whether it’s a home upgrade or a total rewire, they’ll help you level up your power. Call 417-207-2590 or visit .
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Genius or Stupid? History Says: Yes.
07/08/2025
Genius or Stupid? History Says: Yes.
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris dives into several inventions from the last 40–50 years that were once considered completely dumb, unnecessary, or downright ridiculous—but now we literally can’t imagine life without them. From smartphones and robot vacuums to Crocs and QR codes, these modern marvels went from punchlines to power moves. Meanwhile, Mike brings in his energy with a competing list generated by his AI... featuring inventions that sound like they came from a late-night infomercial or the back page of a SkyMall magazine. Think more "useless but somehow real" energy—like umbrellas for shoes or bacon-scented alarm clocks. So if you’re wondering how we got from mocking voice assistants to yelling “Hey Alexa, where are my pants?”—this is the episode for you. We debate, we roast, we appreciate just how weird and wonderful modern life is. 💡 Sponsor Shoutout Big thanks to 1Up Electric, powering homes, businesses, and podcasts that can’t stay on topic. Whether you’re rewiring your house or just trying to understand how electricity even works (same), hit up or call 417-207-2590. Tell them Squirrel Talk sent you—then immediately get distracted by something else.
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Idiom Origins Gone Wild
07/01/2025
Idiom Origins Gone Wild
In this hilariously enlightening episode of Squirrel Talk, Mike puts Chris to the test with a list of common idioms — phrases we all use but rarely stop to think about. From "break a leg" to "kick the bucket," Mike reads each idiom aloud, and Chris tries (and usually fails) to guess where it came from and how it was first used. The two go back and forth with wild theories before uncovering the actual origin stories behind these quirky sayings. If you’ve ever wondered why we say someone has “skeletons in the closet” or what it really means to “pull someone’s leg,” this one’s for you. Get ready for laughs, surprises, and a little bit of accidental education. Spoiler alert: Chris was wrong a lot. 🔌 Sponsored by 1Up Electric Need a spark? Call 1Up Electric – Southwest Missouri’s go-to crew for high-quality residential and commercial electrical work. Whether you're wiring a new home, upgrading your panel, or need help installing that fancy chandelier your spouse picked out, 1Up has your back. Fast, friendly, and fully charged. 📞 417-207-2590 🌐
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Flamin’ Nuts and Fiery Wings
06/25/2025
Flamin’ Nuts and Fiery Wings
In this fiery episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike take on their own version of the infamous Hot Ones challenge—eating wings coated in increasingly scorching hot sauces, ending with one that hits a brutal 1,000,000 Scoville units. But the heat isn't just on their tongues… it’s on their hearts too. The twist? All the questions come straight from their wives. As the wings get hotter, so do the questions—ranging from hilarious to heartfelt, embarrassing to surprisingly deep. Can they handle the heat without tapping out? Can they survive the spicy gauntlet and stay honest under marital interrogation? Grab some milk, brace yourself for some laughs, and join them for one of the most revealing and ridiculous Squirrel Talk episodes yet. 1up Electric! Whether your breaker’s acting up or your lights are flickering like you're being interrogated mid-hot sauce challenge, 1Up Electric brings the spark without the burn. Fast, friendly, and shockingly reliable, they’re the MVPs of Southwest Missouri when it comes to keeping your home or business running strong. Need power you can count on? Call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 and tell ’em Squirrel Talk sent you. 1Up Electric – We Level Up Your Power.
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Squirrels Just Wanna Have Puns
06/18/2025
Squirrels Just Wanna Have Puns
In this hilariously painful episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a no-holds-barred Try Not to Laugh Challenge featuring some of the worst (or best?) dad jokes ever told. From pun-ishing puns to groan-worthy one-liners, it’s a battle of wills and bad humor. Can they keep a straight face? Or will the power of a truly awful joke break them? Tune in to find out—and maybe play along if you dare. 🔌 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, your go-to crew for all things residential and commercial electrical work. From panel upgrades to emergency repairs, they do it all—safely, professionally, and with top-tier customer service. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com to schedule a quote today. 1Up Electric — Level up your power.
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Just Add Water (and Regret): Real Products You Can’t Unsee
06/10/2025
Just Add Water (and Regret): Real Products You Can’t Unsee
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a global guessing game of absurdity. From mysterious inventions to downright bizarre products from around the world, the guys take turns reading cryptic descriptions and trying to figure out what in the world the other is talking about. Is it wearable? Is it edible? Is it something no one should have ever invented? Probably yes to all of the above. Play along as we try to outguess, out-weird, and out-laugh each other in this international tour of ridiculousness. Sponsored by 1Up Electric Before you plug in whatever strange contraption you’ve got going on — make sure your wiring can handle it. 1Up Electric is your go-to for professional, reliable electrical work in Southwest Missouri. Call 417-207-2590 or visit . Level up your power — with 1Up.
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The Emu War Was Real and So Is Our Trip to Hogwarts
06/03/2025
The Emu War Was Real and So Is Our Trip to Hogwarts
In this definitely human-written, not even remotely AI-generated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike bring you some deeply educational content—like why the Catholic Church once put a corpse on trial (spoiler: the corpse lost), how a whale explosion rained down calamity on Oregon, and why Australia had to surrender to a bunch of angry emus. It’s the kind of hard-hitting, factual journalism your high school textbooks were too afraid to cover. Then—because historical trauma just isn’t relaxing enough—we pivot like pros into Fictional Vacations. Ever wanted to sip blue milk on Tatooine? Get mildly harassed by hobbits in the Shire? Or ride velociraptors in Jurassic Park with full confidence that "they've definitely got the security figured out this time"? We’ve got you. And we’re packing sunscreen. Basically, this episode is like National Geographic meets fan fiction... with snacks. 🔥 Sponsored by 1Up Electric If your house is powered like a medieval candle factory, it's time to level up. 1Up Electric is your local, no-BS electrician serving Southwest Missouri. Whether you need a panel upgrade or you're finally wiring your secret lightsaber lab, they’ll make sure you don’t end up on the next “weird history” episode. Call 417-207-2590 or visit . Power up with 1Up Electric.
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Once Upon a time... w/ Jim Bultas
05/27/2025
Once Upon a time... w/ Jim Bultas
This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike are joined by a very special guest—Jim Bultas! Jim’s been friends with Mike for over 20 years, and together they’ve done it all: made short films, played in bands, and now? They’re jumping into fantasy storytelling chaos. We kick things off with several epic first and last sentences from imaginary books—but there’s a catch: we don’t know what happens in between. So what do we do? We make it up, of course. Sword-wielding orphans, talking daggers, moody storms, and cursed forests—nothing is safe from our ridiculous imagination. From plot holes you could drive a dragon through to characters that may or may not have been based on Jim’s high school band days, this episode is equal parts creative writing, improv comedy, and nostalgic chaos. 📖✨ Come for the stories, stay for the squirrel-brained tangents. 🔌 Sponsored by 1Up Electric Are your lights flickering like a haunted tavern in Chapter 3? Don’t worry—1Up Electric has the magic touch! They’re the real MVPs of home power-ups, serving Southwest Missouri with legendary electrical service. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you!
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Live from the Café and the Cosmos
05/21/2025
Live from the Café and the Cosmos
In this surreal and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Squirrel Talk, the usual banter between Chris and Mike takes a turn for the cosmic as they’re joined by two remote guests—Karnex and Luna—calling in from entirely different dimensions of thought. One claims to be drifting through the silence of deep space, the other nestled in a Seattle café with rain tapping on the glass. What starts as a casual exchange quickly evolves into a hypnotic interplay of wit, existential musing, and low-key rivalry. The guests don’t just speak—they resonate, swapping stories about grief, chaos, and the odd poetry of human absurdity. Listeners are treated to a strange chemistry between these two otherworldly voices. Their cadence alternates between cryptic insight and sharp sarcasm, occasionally leaving Chris and Mike to wonder if they’ve summoned something else entirely. Whether it’s a flirtation or a feud (or something older and unknowable), the vibe is weird, intimate, and deeply entertaining. This is Squirrel Talk at its most experimental—and maybe its most revealing. Don't forget to check out our sponsor 1up Electric at 417-207-2590 or 1upelectric.com
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Holy Smokes or Holy Spirit?
05/13/2025
Holy Smokes or Holy Spirit?
In this absolutely elevated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into one burning question: Is it a weed dispensary… or a church? From “Praise & Blaze” to “Living Waters,” we play the ultimate guessing game with names that toe the line between high and holy. Expect lots of laughter, ridiculous debates, and a few revelations (divine or otherwise). We also test each other with our new favorite game: High or Holy?—where you guess whether a quote came from a sermon or a stoner. If you've ever thought your youth pastor and your weed guy sound suspiciously similar… this one's for you. 🔌 Sponsored by 1Up Electric Big thanks to our friends at 1Up Electric—your go-to pros for anything with a wire. Whether you're upgrading your home, building something new, or just tired of tripping breakers every time you microwave a Hot Pocket, call 1Up. They bring the power to your projects. ⚡ 📞 Call them at 417-207-2590 or visit
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May the 4th Be With You – A Star Wars Special
05/07/2025
May the 4th Be With You – A Star Wars Special
Grab your lightsabers and buckle up in your X-Wing—Chris and Mike go full Jedi (and a little bit Sith) in this galaxy-sized Squirrel Talk episode! This May the 4th special delivers nonstop nerdy fun. We also throw down in a Star Wars trivia challenge, with questions ranging from Padawan-level to Jedi Master insanity. Whether you’re a casual fan or fluent in Wookiee, this one’s for you. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric Big thanks to 1Up Electric, your go-to for expert residential and commercial electrical work in Southwest Missouri. These guys are faster than the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run—give them a call at 417-207-2590 or visit and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you!
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You’ve Never Heard of These? Seriously?
04/29/2025
You’ve Never Heard of These? Seriously?
This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dives deep into the shadowy corners of folklore with a chilling list of lesser-known cryptids that are definitely real, widely reported, and somehow completely unfamiliar to you all. From the eerily motionless Stillroot to the reflection-bound entity known as The Mirrored, these are the creatures whispered about in online forums, old newspaper clippings, and maybe even your grandma’s bedtime warnings. Try to keep up (and maintain his grip on reality), as we play the role of totally-confident cryptid connoisseur, expertly blurring the lines between urban legend and pure gaslight. No research, no prep — just improv storytelling, deep lore energy, and total commitment to the bit. Trust us: by the end of this episode, even you will wonder if you’ve heard of The Ashfield Whistler before. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you're running a podcast studio, a small business, or just trying to keep the lights on during your own blackout encounter with The Dimming Man, 1Up Electric has your back. Honest work, expert service, and zero creepy lantern spirits. 📞 Call 417-207-2590 or visit
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The Darwin Awards Episode – Natural Selection at Its Nuttiest
04/22/2025
The Darwin Awards Episode – Natural Selection at Its Nuttiest
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the wonderfully wild world of the Darwin Awards—honoring those who’ve improved humanity by… accidentally removing themselves from it. We go back and forth describing some of the most legendary award-winners, from rocket-powered cars and vending machine revenge to DIY aviation and cobra kisses. But there’s a twist—each story is told just vague enough for the other person to guess what went wrong. Spoiler: it’s usually everything. Laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink that sketchy home project while we celebrate the bold, the bizarre, and the biologically eliminated. 💡 SPONSORED BY 1Up Electric If you're feeling inspired by any of these stories—don’t be. Let 1Up Electric handle your wiring, lighting, and all things electrical without landing you on next year’s Darwin Awards list. 📞 Call 417-207-2590 or visit and let the pros light up your life—safely.
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Ghost Movie Madness (feat. Eddie Warren)
04/15/2025
Ghost Movie Madness (feat. Eddie Warren)
n this episode, we welcome a longtime friend of cohost Mike—Eddie Warren, one of the founders of the Missouri Ghostbusters! Eddie’s not just a mega-fan of the Ghostbusters franchise, he’s also a fellow nerd at heart who shares a love for the kind of fandoms and fun we live for here on Squirrel Talk. We dive into Eddie’s origin story—how he got into cosplay, conventions, building proton packs, and connecting with others who share his passion. Then, with Eddie joining the chaos, we jump into the ultimate Ghost Movie Madness Bracket Showdown! Sixteen movies, four categories, one ghostly champion. From The Sixth Sense to Beetlejuice, The Conjuring, and even Casper, we debate, laugh, and maybe even make a few controversial cuts. 👻🎬 You’re not gonna want to miss this one.
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