Least Haunted
Two skeptical dudes (one more so than the other) explore the world of the paranormal through a scientific, comedic, and anthropological lens. From talking mongeese to "haunted" porno theaters and beyond! There is no ghost, hoaxer, or monster safe. The Least Haunted Podcast. "Because the only thing that's haunted is you!"
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Episode 105: Stinkubus & Stuckubus
05/10/2024
Episode 105: Stinkubus & Stuckubus
This time Garth and Cody take a look into the upsetting and troubling business of inapropriate nocturnal attacks by Incubi and Succubi. What is the deal with these demons, and why do they want our fluids? Learn the ancient origins and very problematic functions of these supernatural terrors of the night as we just try to make some sense of it all. Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! "Least Haunted" ©2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 104: Least Haunted 4th Anniversary Retrospective
04/26/2024
Episode 104: Least Haunted 4th Anniversary Retrospective
Has it been four years already? This time Cody and Garth are joined once again by Mule-Man Jared, who is now the official Least Haunted Archivist. Listen as they discuss the origins and development of fan favorite bits and characters, in a pretty self indulgent exercise (if we are being honest). Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Buy Garth and Michael Swaim's comic! "Least Haunted" ©2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 103: Pyramid Scheme
04/12/2024
Episode 103: Pyramid Scheme
Has anyone ever told you that "No one knows who, how, or why the Great Pyramids of Egypt were built"? Or did they try to tell you that "Aliens" somehow were involved? Well if someone ever told you that, they were full of Sh*t. Listen as we explain not everything, but pretty damn close to it, about The Great Pyramids of Giza. We'll also go through some of the more outrageous claims regarding the pyramids and their purpose. Also, Garth's Corner is going to explore The All Seeing Eye! Join Us on Discord! Support us on Patreon! Follow us on Blue Sky! "Least Haunted" ©2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Crushing It 4: Garth & Cody Get Schism'd
03/29/2024
Crushing It 4: Garth & Cody Get Schism'd
That's right! It's happening again! Spring is here, and like the swallows retuning to San Juan Capistrano, Garth and Cody return once again to Star Trek The Next Generation to discuss the episode, Schisms. Not as much Dr. Crusher this time, but it's still a spooky episode that falls within the borders of the Least Haunted. If this is your first time listening to the show, we recommend an different episode. Maybe number 100: The Bigfoot instead? Join us on Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! Support us on Patreon! Follow us on Blue Sky! Least Haunted ©2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 101: The Flatwoods Monster
03/15/2024
Episode 101: The Flatwoods Monster
This time we talk about the story of a strange encounter in the hills of West Virginia that often gets labeled as a Cryptid. But is is really? We'll use lessons that we've learned from past episodes to analyze and try to get to the bottom of The Flatwoods Monster. Along the way we will travel to some truly unexpected places. Support us on Patreon! Join our Discord Community! Check out our Tumblr for episode images: Send us an email! Check out the Comic that Garth published with Michael Swaim of Small Beans! Least Haunted © 2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC
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Episode 100: THE BIGFOOT
03/01/2024
Episode 100: THE BIGFOOT
It only took us 100 episodes, but we are finally ready to talk about The Bigfoot. Learn about the origins of this american crytpid, how it got its name, where it is said to roam, and how likely it is that it even exists at all. It's been a long road to get here, now join us as we celebrate this milestone with the help of our friends, and we get to the sole of this whole Bigfoot situation. Support us on Patreon: Join us on Discord: Check out our Youtube show trailer! Read the Comic Garth made with Michael Swaim! ©2024 Sequidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 99: Cryptozoology 101
02/16/2024
Episode 99: Cryptozoology 101
Welcome back to The Least Haunted Paranormal University! Today's class is an introduction to Cryptozoology! Learn the pre-history and the regular-history of this psuedoscience! Hear the tale of the two "Father's of Cryptozoology", and also how what you think you know about Crytpids might actually be wrong! This class can be taken to earn your Cryptozoology Certificate by taking the class quiz at Support us on Patreon! Join us on our Discord! Send us Email! Send us Real Mail! PO Box 22, Redwood Estates, CA 95044 Visit our Website! and Follow us on Blusky! @leasthaunted.bsky.social Least Haunted Podcast © 2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 98: It's About Time...
02/02/2024
Episode 98: It's About Time...
It's Groundhog Day... Again. Which means we are here at LH HQ to talk about all manner of Time Travel Shenanigans and legends. Did two British ladies travel through time to Marie Antoinette's garden party? Did a Hipster hit his head and wake up in 1941? And why is it so important that your time machine is also a space machine? SO fire up the fax machine, and tune your radio to AM, because we are taking it coast to coast and from past to future looking for time travelers! Join us on Discord! Support us on Patreon! Follow us on Blue Sky! Check out our Website! ©2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 97: The Ghost Army
01/19/2024
Episode 97: The Ghost Army
Cody tells Garth the story of the time that the US Army hoaxed it's way to victory in World War Two, and then Garth tells Cody about the time the US Army tried to "Scooby-Doo" their way to victory in Vietnam. Along the way a lot is learned about deception, misdirection, and why you should never trust an army of ghosts. Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Send us mail! Least Haunted, Box 22. Redwood Estates CA, 95044 Buy some "Gart"! "The Least Haunted Podcast" & "Least Haunted" © 2024 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 96: Clever Arizona Ghost Pun (we'll figure it out later...)
01/05/2024
Episode 96: Clever Arizona Ghost Pun (we'll figure it out later...)
Happy New Year! Cody is on vacation finding himself in the American South West. And due to some logistical difficultues- instead of a "regular episode" this time, Garth and Cody just chat about the spooky adventures Cody is having in the parallel alternate reality that is Phoenix Arizona and the twilight zone that surrounds it. We promise there will be a real episode next time! Join us on Discord: Support us on Patreon: Follow us on Tumblr: Visit our Website: Contact Us! [email protected]
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Episode 95: Consent Fetishist Rassy's 100% Consensual Christmas Extravaganza!
12/22/2023
Episode 95: Consent Fetishist Rassy's 100% Consensual Christmas Extravaganza!
You're invited to the party to end all holiday parties! It's guaranteed to be the most festive and completely consensual event of the season. So put on your ugliest sweater, bring a gift for the gift exchange, and make sure you have plenty of lube to share! Wait, what was that last bit? You'll just have to listen to find out. It's time for Consent Fetishist Rassy's 100% Consensual Christmas Extravaganza! Cast: Garth von Ahnen, Cody Franks, Nate Nauseda, Ulysses Noman, Travis Alexander, Nick Huey, Alison Franks, and Blue Roan. Sponsored by Zann's Confections "Taste The Madness!" and Happy McCallister's Old Fashioned Snake Oils. If you would like to get a refresher on Consent Fetishist Rassy's back story, read the character bio/recap on Tumblr: Support us on Patreon: Join us on Discord: Follow us on Tumblr: Check out our website: Watch us on youtube: ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC
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Episode 94: GREMLINS!
12/08/2023
Episode 94: GREMLINS!
This time Cody and Garth are joined once again by Travis Alexander of The Hoppy Trails Podcast to talk all things Gremlins! What are they? Where do the come from? What are the rules? And why did that one female gremlin in Gremlins 2 make us feel so funny? It's everything you wanted to know about the little mischievous little monsters but just never thought to ask. Also, how does beer fit into the equation? You'll just have to listen to find out! Listen to Hoppy Trails! Support Least Haunted on Patreon! Join our Discord! Visit our website! And follow our Tumbl for epsode visuals! ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC
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Episode 93: Queer as Merfolk
11/24/2023
Episode 93: Queer as Merfolk
Avast ye mateys! And come aboard the S.S. Least Haunted as we sail the seven seas and talk of mermaids Fijis... Learn the classic tail of a hoaxy scam that had no gills, but really swam- through currents of money that is. Then dive deep into the depths of ancient lore and belief of yore regarding piscine ladies on a distant shore. And raise your pride flag up the mast, after you have tied yourself fast, to make a crazy pact- lest Siren draw you off track to your doom and horror- Sinking fast into the depths of yet another Garth's Corner... It's mermaids this time people. It's mermaids. Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Visit our Website! Send us mail! Least Haunted Podcast, Box 22, Redwood Estates, CA, 95044 ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC
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Episode 92: The Warren's Commission
11/10/2023
Episode 92: The Warren's Commission
The time has finally arrived! At long last the tale of two of the most famous ghost hunters and demon harassers of the last seventy years shall be told. Hear of their humble beginnings and rise to celebrity and near ubiquitous presence in paranormal popular media. And prepare yourself to learn the awful truth behind their legendary status. Spoiler: Cody is not a fan. CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult themes, and subject matter that some may find triggering or upsetting. Listener Discretion is advised. Watch the Youtube video described in this episode: Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Visit our Website! ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 91: Bottleween!
10/27/2023
Episode 91: Bottleween!
It's Halloween! And this year Cody is sick of the usual spooky time shenanigans, much to Garth's chagrin. Is it possible for The Least Haunted Podcast to just have a quiet Halloween night in? Or will things explode like a bottle of emotions inside a freezer? You'll just have to listen to find out! But rest assured, THIS IS NOT A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Support us On Patreon! Join our Discord! Follow Us on Tumblr: Visit our Website! ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 90: Parapsychology with Elizabeth Kile
10/13/2023
Episode 90: Parapsychology with Elizabeth Kile
This time we are joined once again by paranormal author Elizabeth Kile to talk about her experiences with the field of Parapsychology. Along the way we will learn about testing for ESP using a deck of cards, discuss the origins of the science of psychics, and methodologies of ghost hunting. If you are in the Bay Area of California, come see Elizabeth give a talk at The Winchester Mystery House on Oct. 21st. Support us on Patreon: Join our Discord: Follow out Tumblr:
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Episode 89: Bloody Mary
09/29/2023
Episode 89: Bloody Mary
Today is a special request episode! Our youngest fan wants to know what the deal is with Bloody Mary? So that's what we're talking about. We're going through the looking glass on this one folks! Learn about the possible origins of the spirit summoning 'game', as well as what possible functions the activity has. Also, we'll find out what the origin is of the adult beverage that shares the mirror witch's name. Support us on Patreon! Check out our amazon wish list! Join us on Discord! Check out our Website! Tumblr!
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Episode 88: Seeing Faces
09/15/2023
Episode 88: Seeing Faces
This time we discuss a paranormal event that filled younger Cody with dread. Hear the strange tale of The Bélmez Faces! A small home in Spain where mysteious visages appeared on the kitchen floor. Was it ghosts? Was it witchcraft? Psychic phenomena? Or was it something a little less haunted? Come along and find out! Support us on Patreaon! Join our Diiscord! Visit our Website! Follow us on Tumblr! ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 87: The Legend of The Crystal Skull
09/01/2023
Episode 87: The Legend of The Crystal Skull
It's a legend that has inspired everything from new age religious movements, to conspiracy theories, to franchise ruining film sequels, and even over priced alcoholic beverages. But what is the truth about these strange cranial shaped gemstones? Come along as we explore the historical "Who Done It" and find out the real story behind The Legend of The Crystal Skulls! Join us on Discord! Support us on Patreon! ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 86: Chimeras and Jackalopes
08/18/2023
Episode 86: Chimeras and Jackalopes
Lions with fire breathing goat heads coming out of their backs? Rabbits with antlers? Multiple people inhabiting the same body? How are these things connected? You'll just have to listen to find out! Support us on Patreon: Join our Discord: Visist our Website: © 2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 85: Shasta McNasty
08/04/2023
Episode 85: Shasta McNasty
It's a Patron picked topic this time! And it's a big one! This time Cody and Garth climb the lofty hights of Mt. Shasta in Northern California, and then descend into the conspiratorial and hard to believe depths that may or may not lie within. Come along and learn about the history of this sacred mountain, and learn all about the lost continent of Lemuria. And who, what, and why is Shasta Mcnasty? Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Send us a package or letter! Least Haunted Podcast, PO Box 22, Redwood Estates CA, 95044 ©2023 Sequoidea Productions LLC.
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Episode 84: Stone Tape Theory 101
07/21/2023
Episode 84: Stone Tape Theory 101
It's time for the next course in the Least Haunted Paranormal University Series! You ever get so mad or emotional that people entering the room years later not only feel it, but can actually see it happen? Did you ever wonder about why some ghosts do the same things over and over again? Well wonder no longer for the writing is IN THE WALLS! Let's explore Stone Tape Theory! Take good notes, this may be on the test! Support us on Patreon! Join us on Discord! Take the Episode Quiz! Visit our Website! ©2023 Sequoidea Proiductions LLC.
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Episode 83: Otto Rahn and The Quest for The Holy Grail
07/07/2023
Episode 83: Otto Rahn and The Quest for The Holy Grail
There is a new Indiana Jones movie. We didn't ask for it, but it's here. So we're going to talk about Nazis looking for occult artifacts. Along the way we will explore the context of many things, including; the rise of archaeology, the rise of the nazi cult, the problem with museums, and Indiana Jones fan fiction. So buckle up, check your notes, and keep the bull whip close at hand. Here we go! Support us on Patreon Join our Discord Check out our website
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Episode 82: Paranormal Pride
06/23/2023
Episode 82: Paranormal Pride
It is a laid back conversational episode this time. In celebration of Pride, Cody and Garth talk about the overlap of queer culture and paranormal culture. Or at least try to as best as two mostly-heterosexual cis men can... Along the way they dive deep into the world of slash fanfic, queer-coding monsters, representation in recent animated series, and travel through time to visit a few famous queer ghosts... Support us on Patreon! Join our Discord! Learn more about the show www.sequoidea.com
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Least Haunted Campfire Club Season 4 TRAILER
06/09/2023
Least Haunted Campfire Club Season 4 TRAILER
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Episode 81: Spirit Photography 101
06/09/2023
Episode 81: Spirit Photography 101
Congratulations! You have been accepted to Least Haunted Paranormal University! Here you will receive the finest of paranormal/supernatural educations! Today's course is Spirit Photography 101. Learn about the origins of ghosts on film, as well as modern trends in spectral portraiture. So pay attention and take plenty of notes. This will all be on the ! Support us on Join us on
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Episode 80: My Pet Monster (featuring The Doom Generation)
05/26/2023
Episode 80: My Pet Monster (featuring The Doom Generation)
Doom descends upon The Least Haunted once more, as a monster straight from the 1980's rears its ugly poorly pupated animatronic head... Tessa and Nicole from The Doom Generation are back! and this time Cody has prepared another "movie" from his childhood. It's not a good movie, but it certainly exists! Learn about how a greeting card company harnessed the full power of Canadian talents to try and sell a toy line. This is the My Pet Monster movie! Follow Doom Generation on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Support Doom Generation: Support us on Join our
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Episode 79: Loch It Down!
05/12/2023
Episode 79: Loch It Down!
We've been waiting three years for this. It's finally time to take on one of the Big One's... It's Loch Ness Monster Time! Join us as we dive to the bottom of the Loch and pull the plug on all of the myth and legend. And hear tale of when a young wannabe cryptozoologist (with great hair)faced the monster in 1999. Support us on Join us on our
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Least Haunted Podcast Trailer 2023
05/07/2023
Least Haunted Podcast Trailer 2023
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Episode 78: La Llorona Begins
04/28/2023
Episode 78: La Llorona Begins
Season 4 begins with a scream as Dr. Tim King joins us once again. This time he is here to talk with us about La Llorona. Just how old is this legend of a wailing woman in white? We're not quite sure, but we have some ideas. Truthfully, we don't actually talk about La Llorona that much. Instead we dive deep into the centoté of ancient mesoamerican myth and legend, and look for the earliest inspirations for the famous Mexican legend. Also, what does any of this have to do with Batman?! Join us on Support us on ! Contact us: Least Haunted PO Box 22, Redwood Estates, CA 95044
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