Aged Banter Podcast

Two 40+ normal everyday MF'ers, doing a podcast that's uncut and real!

S.2 Ep. 1 WE baaaaack!!!!! 02/28/2026

S.2 Ep. 1 WE baaaaack!!!!! The Aged Banter podcast returns with a humorous and candid discussion about their hiatus, listener support, online dating, and the fear of serial killers. The hosts share personal anecdotes and observations, offering a mix of entertainment and thought-provoking insights. The conversation covers a range of topics, including medical check-ups, body image, fashion, and social observations. It delves into the humor and discomfort surrounding medical examinations, the changing physical attributes of individuals, and the evolving social dynamics in different locations. The hosts also express a desire to explore these themes further through travel and observation. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/40261020

Ep. 27 Diddy or Didn't he? 12/18/2025

Ep. 27 Diddy or Didn't he? Take that, Take that, Take that, Take that!!!! Oh bad boy Matty and Bobby are about to give it to you raw. If that isn't enough for you the boys will discuss some major turn offs and some potential characteristics of a serial killer in the making. Be sure to listen all the way to end where the gang will sample a $300 bottle of Stagg Single Barrell Whiskey and tell you what they think. All that plus much, much more. #diddy #puffdaddypk #babyoil #diddyandcassie #diddycourtcase #serialkiler #turnoffs #moviereview #tvreview #tvreviews #whiskey #whiskeyreviews #whiskeyrecommendation #podcast #comedy #funny #agedbanter /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/39449055

Ep. 26 The Roast of Matty and Bobby 12/04/2025

Ep. 26 The Roast of Matty and Bobby What up world? We're back and we're completely off script. The boys talk turkey and the holidays. After that it's producer's choice tuned in to hear the boys open up about whatever Squirrel wants to know.... You've been warned!!! #podcast #comedy #agedbanter #funny #thanksgiving #holiday #ai #roast /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/39264305

Ep. 25 Wax on Wax off 11/18/2025

Ep. 25 Wax on Wax off What up world!!! This show's gonna be a head scratcher just like those anti Elon tesla drivers... What??? but relax this is Aged Banter so you know we're gonna have a good time. Join the boys as they play a couple of games and give some less than expert advice on how to handle your penis... oh man here we go, enjoy!#elonmusk #tesla #funnygameplay #vasectomy #manscapedpod #manscaped #podcast #comedy #agedbanter /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/39073410

Ep. 24 Aw SNAP goodbye EBT 11/04/2025

Ep. 24 Aw SNAP goodbye EBT Well the good news is that Matty's not dead! More good news is that we're back and the banter's better than ever! On this episode the boys hit landfall as they discuss hurricane Erma and take a deep dive into some governmental conspiracy theories. Are y'all ready, say goodbye to your SNAP and EBT programs - things could start getting a little crazy around here. The boys will also get out of this world as they discuss the 3i Atlas comet that is circumnavigating our solar system as we speak. This plus much more on this episode of Aged Banter Baby!!!! #ebtcard #snap #goverment #shutdown #shutdown2025 #shutdowncrisis #hurricane #3iatlas #standupforwhatisright #sixseven #dx #suckit #menstalk #guytalk #podcast #comedy /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/38904200

Shawty #3 10/24/2025

Shawty #3 What up world... Damn have we missed you. Matty's gonna give you a quick update and timeline for our return. We can't thank you enough for all your love and support during this time. Make sure you're hitting that notification bell so you're up to date when we make our triumphant return! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/38774305

Shawty #2 09/19/2025

Shawty #2 I got a question for you, wanna find out? Tune in to this Shawty!!!! #podcast #comedy #interview #Bruhsband #funny #funnyshorts #whatwouldyoudo #agedbanter /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/38274795

Ep. 22 RIP Charlie 09/16/2025

Ep. 22 RIP Charlie Tough week if you don't already know, people have lost their damn minds. Listen if you cant say exactly what it is that you want to say exactly the way you want to without getting killed??? Don't worry we'll get back into Aged Banter after we take a minute to get serious, because sometimes when the world talks we just gotta say something. F### Hate, Love Free Speech & RIP Charlie Kirk. #charliekirk #irinarudakova #freespeech #1stamendment #assassinationattempt #podcast #comedy #funny /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/38234905

Ep. 21 Smuttin 101 09/02/2025

Ep. 21 Smuttin 101 It's Labor Day Weekend and the boys are at it again! Be sure to hit the notification bell so you can stay up to date with all of our latest episodes. Be on the lookout this week as we debut the Aged Banter "Shawty's" /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/38054320

Ep. 20 Less Bad Words 09/02/2025

Ep. 20 Less Bad Words Oh boy, oh boy shows so hot you're gonna want to swipe right! On this episode of Aged Banter Matty, Bobby and the boys discuss how the future doesn't look so great. Ever put your foot in your mouth? We have and we're going to share some times where we've felt like complete a$$holes. #podcast #trump #putin #b2bomber #technology #comedy #funny #dating #datingadvice #selflove #swiperight #future #futuretech #funnyvideo #agedbanter #talkshow #discussion /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/38054270

Ep. 19 Who wants to live forever 08/05/2025

Ep. 19 Who wants to live forever On tonights episode the boys pay tribute to 3 legends in their industries. Also we're going to get into some of the most impressive streaks in history. They say sex sells and boy oh boy has one of all of our biggest cartoon makers really cashed in. Speaking of sex, the boys discuss the best and worst times of the day for it. Lastly we're gonna break some scales, when we talk about our latest idea for a metered scale. #hulkhogan #ozzyosbourne #podcast #comedy #disneyparody #agedbanter /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/37674110

Ep. 18 Night of the Infidels 08/05/2025

Ep. 18 Night of the Infidels Grab your side chick and settle in for another great episode of Aged Banter. Producer Squirrel is still M.I.A, so you'll have to put up with Squatch nuts for one more week. Tonight the boys discuss the importance of not shitting where you eat then take a trip down memory lane as they get nostalgic about the 90's. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/37674020

Ep. 17 Mo' Money Mo' Problems 07/08/2025

Ep. 17 Mo' Money Mo' Problems How much money would it take for you to do something out of character for you or for you to throw all your morals away. Aged Banter is shaking things up tonight as we bring in a special guest producer "Squatch Nuts" With no direction the boys are going way off script on the latest edition of Aged Banter!!! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/37329405

Ep 16 Bombs and Banter 06/24/2025

Ep 16 Bombs and Banter History making episode right here folks, minutes after DJ dropped bombs on Iran's nuclear sites the boys hit the studio to weigh in on the topic. Ever have that feeling like everyones laughing at you and you have no idea why? Well your local grocer done messed up .... and we'll explain how. Look it's not all serious there are tons of laughs and hijinks to be had on this episode of Aged Banter.... /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/37130400

Ep. 15 Break Time's Over 06/17/2025

Ep. 15 Break Time's Over Did you miss us? The boys are back from break and they're ready to get back to work. Wanna know what we were doing when you weren't there? Probably not as exciting as you might think. In all actuality you could have found the boys downtown in any metropolitan city wearing cutoff shorts and fishnet tanktops letting their freak flags fly. All this and so much more on tonight's episode of Aged Banter!!!! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/37036305

Ep. 14 Granny Grinders 05/20/2025

Ep. 14 Granny Grinders 2 Granny's one cup??? Traveling to the Portland area, the boys will let you in on one of it's newest clubs that offers a more aged atmosphere. Also, the boys weigh in on one states senator who is looking to lock down your porn. Lastly Matty and Bobby pull back the curtain and let everyone in on whats in those Aged Banter cups, and if that wasn't enough stay tuned to the end where for the first time Producer Squirrel Nuts makes his on air debut!!!! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36636840

Ep. 13 He Man Woman Hater Club 05/13/2025

Ep. 13 He Man Woman Hater Club Of course they did, why wouldn't they? Join Matty, Bobby and Squirrel as they go hard on yo momma on this Mother's Day episode of Aged Banter!!! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36545155

Ep. 12 21 Questions 05/06/2025

Ep. 12 21 Questions The boys would like to play a game, who's coming with us? Join Matty, Bobby and Squirrel as they play an arousing game of "Would you Rather." /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36446120

Ep. 11 Kanye Sucks 04/29/2025

Ep. 11 Kanye Sucks Crown Kayne the Greatest. Throat. of All. Time!!! Well you know what they say "Incest is best, Relatively speaking." Plus the boys get serious for a few when they discuss parental rights and laws behind them. You have thoughts and feelings about what the boys are saying drop a comment and give them the chance to weigh in. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36348695

Ep. 10 Unscripted 04/22/2025

Ep. 10 Unscripted Oh boy the training wheels have come off and the boys go unscripted, no script, no filter and no rules tonight. Tune in and find out how far the Aged Banter Boys will go. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36259125

Ep. 9 Bro Code 04/15/2025

Ep. 9 Bro Code On this episode of Aged Banter the boys discuss the importance of Bro Code and what weird or uncommon things they find sexy, but really shouldn't. So are you in the dating game, the boys will tell you about some red flags we should all be on the look out for and should definitely not ignore. Remember you've been warned! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36147395

Ep. 8 Metro-Maliens 04/08/2025

Ep. 8 Metro-Maliens On tonights episode Matty and Bobby discuss wether or not we are alone in this universe. What annoy's you about visiting you local watering hole? The boys get into a conversation about the things that piss them off most about going into bars. Back by popular demand - Urban dictionary makes it's triumphant return. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/36048060

Ep. 7 Dic...Tator? and 40 Zyns in the skin. 04/01/2025

Ep. 7 Dic...Tator? and 40 Zyns in the skin. On this episode Matty and Bobby do a deep dive into corrupt local government policies. If that wasn't enough find out what the guys would do if they had 24 hours to spend as a woman. Ready to feel the burn? It's back!!! the Idiot of the Week segment and it's sure to have you reconsidering where you get your smokeless tobacco from. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35954340

Ep. 6 No homo... But??? 03/25/2025

Ep. 6 No homo... But??? On this episode of Aged Banter Matty and Bobby lay down all the necessary traits to make a woman wife material. Are you up to date on all the rules and regulations for shopping at Costco because if you are you are in serious jeopardy of being a Karen. Be sure to stick around to see if it really matter if you're black or white. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35850375

Ep. 3 K dot and a Halftime Show 03/18/2025

Ep. 3 K dot and a Halftime Show In this episode we give an update for the Idiot of the week who shot a buttplug into her chest during an MRI. We discuss the Superbowl and halftime performance. We also get into a new proposed pay by mile gas tax and hit you with an all new Idiot of the week. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35739770

Ep. 2 T-Swift finger up the butt 03/18/2025

Ep. 2 T-Swift finger up the butt On tonight's episode Matty and Bobby discuss Bobby's infatuation with Tay Tay and the homeless epidemic that is plauging Washington. So you think you want to be a firefighter? You might want to think about that again, especially once you hear all the things Bobby went through during his entrance examination. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35739730

Ep. 1 We've Arrived...No turning back now! 03/18/2025

Ep. 1 We've Arrived...No turning back now! On the debut episode Matty and Bobby pop bottles and celebrate launching their first episode. They also talk about Daddy Trump coming back for his 2nd term and all the people he wants to piss off along the way. Be sure to stay tuned for the Idiot of the Week segment that's sure to have your guts feeling some kinda way about showing up to an MRI. Oh yeah and one more thing... FUCK OPRAH!!! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35739410

Ep. 5 Fear of Midgets and Rejection 03/17/2025

Ep. 5 Fear of Midgets and Rejection On this episode of Aged Banter Matty and Bobby discuss their phobias and love of Little people. Also how do you handle Rejection? Matty and Bobby let you know what you're doing right and what you're doing wrong. /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35719660

Ep. 4 - Plane Crashes and Auto Erotic Asphyxiation!!! 03/09/2025

Ep. 4 - Plane Crashes and Auto Erotic Asphyxiation!!! Tonight Matty and Bobby discuss their worst ways to die in wake of all the recent plane crashes. They'll also go deeper than you want to hear about gym etiquette. Bobby will also enlighten us all to some Urban Dictionary sex acts that will have you buying a plane ticket to Kentucky or craving some fondue! /episode/index/show/1efa9a9b-862f-4e5e-9f66-8cb391332bbd/id/35585315

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