Noble Rot

Discussions about everything except surfing.

088 - Noble Rot: It's Never Too Late To Be A Ninja 05/12/2026

088 - Noble Rot: It's Never Too Late To Be A Ninja In today’s show Chas and David, in the spirit of EuroVision, measure their prowess against the fellow man in a variety of TV show competition; from gladiator athletics, to dance-offs, to facing their fears, to conning other contestants, to top modeling, the boys come to a sad realization that their entire lives have been dedicated to practicality and they’ve only ascended to mediocrity. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/41269165

087 - Noble Rot: Pablo Cruise 05/05/2026

087 - Noble Rot: Pablo Cruise In today’s show Chas and David discuss the ultimate price to pay for a PR bump, share tales of woe from Spirit Airlines, fear the threat of Hantavirus aboard Pablo Cruise, and then rank the best and worst forms of vacation from all-inclusive hedonism, to the happiest place on earth, to organized tours, and safari’s, to discover the best may be closest to home. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/41167365

086 - Noble Rot: Your Butt Is Mine 04/29/2026

086 - Noble Rot: Your Butt Is Mine In today’s episode David and Chas attempt to tease apart the difficult dilemma of loving an artist’s work and then discovering their atrocious crimes; can you still enjoy to Michael Jackson’s music? Woody Allen’s films? Is there a crime that would compel you to throw out an artists entire body of work? And at what point are you spiting yourself to service your ideology? Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/41062185

085 - Noble Rot: Salad Days 04/20/2026

085 - Noble Rot: Salad Days In today’s episode Chas and David learn how to performatively sue, question why a YouTube rapper wasn’t arrested after a pregnant child was found in his frunk, marvel at the range of director Peter Farrelly, and then agree upon the world’s best salad, when is it acceptable to put it on pizza, and why it took so long for chef’s to grill lettuce. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40945275

084 - Noble Rot: And I Was Like, "Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh!" 04/17/2026

084 - Noble Rot: And I Was Like, "Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh!" In today’s show Chas and David offer a reprieve from the tribulations of tax day to share stories of survival from an audit, read fan fiction about Sanchez-Bezo, give thanks for professional plumbers, and reflect on a life of concert going as Justin Bieber takes his fans through a self-indulgent YouTube binge. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40913385

083 - Noble Rot: Moonshot 04/06/2026

083 - Noble Rot: Moonshot In today’s show Chas and David consider the practicality and consequence of teleportation, wonder why UK culture is so much better than the US through the lens of Ye, consider transitioning careers to join the Space Force, reflect on the best astronaut new story of all time, wonder why the aliens neglected to offer world peace on Easter, and enjoy recent trends towards unity through the return of moon travel and Love On The Spectrum. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40831880

082 - Noble Rot: Busted 03/30/2026

082 - Noble Rot: Busted In today’s show David and Chas learn some of life’s hardest lessons from the wealthy class’s biggest offenders and learn the price of flipping a car, siring a child with a housekeeper, fist fighting in public, embezzling money, and getting fired from a dream job due to bad behavior, and determine how long until the wife is liable (and justified) to leave. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40831885

081 - Noble Rot: War. What Is It Good For? 03/24/2026

081 - Noble Rot: War. What Is It Good For? In today’s show Chas and David learn what war is good for by analyzing abusive tirades of Hollywood directors, amputee professional athlete’s murder count, melodic poetry spurned from conflict zones, and salivate over delicious, non-nutritious albeit shelf stable edible treats designed to keep soldiers sated and happy while killing the enemy. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40831890

080 - Noble Rot: Yes, CHEF! 03/18/2026

080 - Noble Rot: Yes, CHEF! In today’s show Chas and David chart the rise and fall of Noma and analyze the costs of greatness, determine whether it’s better to be punched or fired, decide the perfect balance of happiness vs achievement, assess how far back Millennials have devolved society, recognize that the Manosphere is the overcorrection, and learn that women can be SA predators too. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40831895

079 - Noble Rot: The Death And Dismemberment of Timothée Chalamet 03/10/2026

079 - Noble Rot: The Death And Dismemberment of Timothée Chalamet In today’s show Chas and David learn about the Hanks family’s perverse habits, learn which career’s AI will replace, marvel at Timothée Chalamet’s shallow understanding of his craft, revel in the Internet’s pile on, survey the ravages on mental health of early childhood fame, and discover the single best behaved country on the planet. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430965

078 - Noble Rot: A Conspiracy For You And Me 03/02/2026

078 - Noble Rot: A Conspiracy For You And Me In today’s show Chas and David reflect on their path to becoming conspiracy theorists, weigh-in on the classics like whether the moon landing was faked and whether 9/11 was an inside job, and then analyze Firewire being selected by Kelly Slater to win Stab In The Dark and determine who suffers from this fixed contest, who wins (if anyone), and determine why access journalism leads down a narrowing road with diminishing returns. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy. /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430970

077 - Noble Rot: Krash Patel 02/23/2026

077 - Noble Rot: Krash Patel In today’s show Chas and David discuss the overly exuberant male and ponder when is it appropriate to showcase an unbridled emotional outburst, is it ever socially acceptable to celebrate someone else’s win more than the winner themselves, is dignity worth sacrificing for the relief of impassioned purge, and they discuss precisely whom to hold accountable for the Epstein files cover-up. Plus Heroes and Zeros! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430975

076 - Noble Rot: You Are Terminated 02/17/2026

076 - Noble Rot: You Are Terminated In today’s show Chas and David share notes from a real life dystopia where AI bots are writing Yelp reviews of their human programers and renting human’s to do real world tasks, and then the boys assess which Hollywood films accurately predicted the AI era and which scripts a far too benevolent robot world-scape. Plus Heroes and Zeros! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430980

075 - Noble Rot: The All American-O-Meter 02/10/2026

075 - Noble Rot: The All American-O-Meter In today’s show Chas and David learn that hard lesson that being a good father comes with consequence, learn that political radicalization is big business, and Chas subjects David to a citizenship examination to expose his level of Americanism while David exposes the real reason behind Stanley Kubrick’s death and the disfiguring of his masterpiece. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430985

074 - Noble Rot: Winter Is Staying 02/02/2026

074 - Noble Rot: Winter Is Staying In today’s show Chas and David embrace six additional weeks of Winter and glorify childhood spent on the slopes, speculate on Catherine O’Hara’s backwards guts, Pour One Out for socially conscious celebrities, question what happened after Black Swan ended, designate Bill Murray Day, and learn that curing cancer comes with a devastating risk. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430990

073 - Noble Rot: Adult Tattletales 01/28/2026

073 - Noble Rot: Adult Tattletales In today’s episode Chas and David survey the wild landscape of adult tattletales, those who find refuge in HR, the ideologists who leverage law enforcement to thwart political opposition, what one’s moral obligation is upon discovering a friend’s affair, and they find the exact boundary line of virtuous tattletaling. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40430995

072 - Noble Rot: Where's The Beef? 01/19/2026

072 - Noble Rot: Where's The Beef? In today’s episode Chas and David attempt to answer the call of their childhood while fighting to ween themselves from industrial food manufacturing, doubling their protein intake, purging deli meats, trying to find an edible dairy cow, and make the shock discovery that Stephen King may actually suck at writing. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431000

071 - Noble Rot: A Moment Of Silence 01/13/2026

071 - Noble Rot: A Moment Of Silence In today’s episode Chas and David finally find appreciation for one of Hollywood’s notorious Lotharios, become convinced about the powers of telepathy, suffer a moment of profound dumbness, discover that Epstein drew the line at homosexuality, find acceptance from a rock guitar legend, and the world’s richest man reveals a perversion that should outrage all of humanity. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431005

070 - Noble Rot: Play Stupid Games Win Amazing Prizes 01/05/2026

070 - Noble Rot: Play Stupid Games Win Amazing Prizes In today’s episode Chas and David glean lessons from “the greatest athlete on the planet” and strategize for how to win any barroom Olympics, they try to understand the rules of modern Imperialism, attempt to quantify the real cost of oil, and offer a blueprint for how to make a career out of your passion. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431010

069 - Noble Rot: The Nothing 12/29/2025

069 - Noble Rot: The Nothing In today’s episode Chas and David search into the abyss of the week between holidays to attempt to find where their early onset cynicism developed, seek to understand the popularity of fantasy fiction, fantasize about more meaningful brotherhoods, dream up lies to confuse their kids, and make a pact to never wear a toupee. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431015

068 - Noble Rot: Black Christmas 12/22/2025

068 - Noble Rot: Black Christmas In today’s episode Chas and David find gratification in Jake Paul’s broken jaw before revisiting the notable deaths of 2025, mourn a few, dance on a few graves, attempt to understand mummification, learn what Cesar Milan has in common with Jane Goodall, and identify fake Christmas trees as the culprit for all that’s gone wrong in society. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431020

067 - Noble Rot: The 12 Days Of Christmas 12/15/2025

067 - Noble Rot: The 12 Days Of Christmas In today’s episode Chas and David learn why Jingle Bells is racist, how to avoid their default body dysmorphia, reflect on the work of Rob Reiner, and analyze whether the 12 gifts of Christmas were thoughtful or just an elaborate apology. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431025

066 - Noble Rot: Quentin Taranti-NO! 12/08/2025

066 - Noble Rot: Quentin Taranti-NO! In today’s episode Chas and David struggle to come to terms with Quentin Tarantino, whom despite an impressive oeuvre, has shared remarkable flawless opinions and recommendations. The boys review his favorite 20 films to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about the man and realign their expectations of the man. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431030

065 - Noble Rot: You Look So Handsome Today 12/03/2025

065 - Noble Rot: You Look So Handsome Today In today’s show Chas and David attempt to learn how to accept a compliment, with advice from Oprah and Cosmo, they learn about fostering friendship, the desire to be heard, how to use humility to manipulate, and identify the appropriate response for superficial and sincere compliments alike. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431035

064 - Noble Rot: Goblet Half Full 11/25/2025

064 - Noble Rot: Goblet Half Full In today’s show the country is united (for 5 minutes) with a single cigarette and Chas and David peer into their Thanksgiving goblet to find broken candy restored, new life through coffee, solace in cinema, and perhaps most strange of all, enthusiasm in the airport terminal. Plus a battle Royale of Thanksgiving foods. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431040

063 - Noble Rot: Luke Cederman and John Philbin 11/19/2025

063 - Noble Rot: Luke Cederman and John Philbin In today’s episode Luke Cederman and John Philbin join Chas and David to glean 8 years of lesson learned about where to put your spent shopping cart, how to avoid a road rage incident, the dangers of peeing while standing, why pumpkin spice is a lie, and the redundancy of the sugar cookie. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431045

062 - Noble Rot: Doctor Hell No 11/10/2025

062 - Noble Rot: Doctor Hell No In today’s show Chas and David shirk invites to the Jenner Bond-themed 70th birthday and distill the essence of how to throw a memorable party, define the difference between dress-up and cosplay, calculate how many hungry children could have been fed with tchotchke funds, and reflect on the time mainstream US media questioned whether Ms Rachel was working for Hamas. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431050

061 - Noble Rot: Rage Against The Machine 11/03/2025

061 - Noble Rot: Rage Against The Machine In today’s show Chas and David rage against the machine while trying to find virtue in a $1 trillion comp package, question how their Spotify playlist is connected to war weapons manufacturing, bid fond farewell to the flesh and bone Amazon worker, and attempt to see a logical reason why their checking account is funding private prison. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431055

060 - Noble Rot: Name Day 10/28/2025

060 - Noble Rot: Name Day In today’s show Chas and David ponder the benefits of a Lavender Marriage, decide to become lock-pickers for heroism, increase their net worth through computer hacking, wonder what happened to the waterbed, learn the secret meaning behind Piano Man, and honor the fantastical strength of Dirty Ol’ Bastard. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431060

059 - Noble Rot: The Wet Noodle War 10/20/2025

059 - Noble Rot: The Wet Noodle War In today’s show Chas and David survey the fallen shrapnel and find a reason to unify the country, rank celebrities that they never need to see again, and devise a wet noodle challenge to determine which country provides the most delicious, dynamic, and delectable bowl of sustenance on the planet. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/246f53b9-b6a1-4ed1-bc25-b302e9b0f6f2/id/40431065

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