Chubby Behemoth
Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund are Chubby Behemoth
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Little Precious
08/15/2026
Little Precious
Pre-Order Sam’s New Book - SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct Deposit, Round Ups, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod ZocDoc - Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are back in the bed. Sam is always open to pool innovations, tells the guys about Buford Pusser, and can’t remember if he had a bed. Nathan explains the wrestling handshake to Becker, hears about a piece of furniture destruction Sam had kept secret, and found out the $1 lighter lie years ago. 00:00 The Lights Just Came On 01:59 Frog Style 03:01 Little Thought Experiment 05:23 Maybe When I Get Home I’ll Dream 07:22 It’s Right There 08:50 A Lot More Time For Puzzles 12:55 There’s A Name For That 14:55 This Game’s For Kids 16:58 Move Me! 18:04 Sneaking Up On People In The Woods 20:02 Always Working 25:59 Do We Wanna Be Tough Guys? 27:46 A Big Bed 29:32 Working Man Don’t Need No Bed 31:51 On Wild’n Out 34:35 With What? 36:54 Write What You Know 38:53 The Devil Can’t See Ya 40:50 The House Needs A Cigarette? 41:48 Leave It Wrecked 43:34 Little Early 46:08 Just Have An Extra Pair Of Sheets 48:56 Last Time In Tamper 50:03 We Didn’t Weigh In For That 54:11 He’s Back 56:02 Oh? It’s A Misty 57:52 Why Is That The Solution 58:53 To Put A Bow On Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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My Name’s Astro Crag
08/09/2026
My Name’s Astro Crag
Pre-Order Sam’s New Book - SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Chubbies - Your new wardrobe awaits! Get $20 off your full price purchase @chubbies with the code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby #chubbiespod #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are back together in Nashville! Sam imagines a prisoner that has been in since 1997, remembers Lund trying to book a road gig for the boys over the phone, and tells the fellas about his time at Tom’s wedding. Nathan is not going to do a skin care routine, reminds the boys about Mo from G.U.T.S., and has a new idea for Ran Barnaclo and him to do together. It’s A Tom Jones Song. Like A Bear. 00:00 Right Down The Barrel 01:03 All Bent Over 03:31 Don’t Know What They Like Here 04:45 That’d Be Tough 08:14 Look At Him Once 10:51 A Pack Of Real Ones 13:24 Aggro Crag 15:26 Often Impassable 18:25 Not Talking About Salon 20:53 Korean Prison 25:08 Let’s Add A Show 28:08 Still Haven’t Gotten The Stink Out 32:17 Tricked Clayton New Mexico 34:46 I Think It Was Coolidge 36:24 Does It Make More Sense? 39:40 Full Throttle Busy 44:10 Whole Squad’s There 46:17 Maybe Someone Should Check On Him 48:55 Crushing Tom’s Mom 50:32 More Fun Than Anyone 51:44 We’ll Never Know Who 53:05 No I Fucking Don’t 55:33 Still Like To Do Some OF The Poses 57:15 Good News! 58:24 Jibber Jabber 01:00:36 He’s Dead 01:05:42 Sponsor A Dream Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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Ya’ll Got Ice Cream?
08/02/2026
Ya’ll Got Ice Cream?
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - PATREON EPISODES: This week Lund and Becker are together in the church. Nathan remembers getting the plate switch-a-roo, will need more to keep him from Lucy’s, and tried a new sandwich shop that he was told was always there. Jake saw a cat get rocked, has been clocking the town ambulances, and realized his child brain made Beth a goblin smusho. 00:00 Group Watch Party 01:43 My Three Gerbils 04:09 Cool Belt 07:28 We All Click 09:26 Too Hot 11:17 Ate Some Other Animals Guts 14:01 Mass Hysteria Type Stuff 16:30 It Said 92 18:19 Sleep Apnea 21:41 If It Works It Works 23:01 Stay With Dog And Beth Sometimes 25:30 Thinks They’re Manhunters 27:42 Little Plastic Bullshits 30:44 No Tortillas 32:11 Locked In A Room That’s Just Candy 33:52 200 Feet From The Club 35:58 Love And Sandwiches 40:53 I Knew It 42:26 And One Behind His Ear 45:22 Thirteen Bucks 48:01 Pulling In Behind You 50:15 Like A Good Boy 52:39 Full NPC 54:04 Underpass Guys 56:19 Why I Like Wrestling Now Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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I’m On Two
07/25/2026
I’m On Two
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsor: IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all back together in Tulsa! Sam tells the fellas about a cool new non-fiction book he read, reveals his idea to handle long leashes, and remembers seeing his grandpas gun. Nathan ponders how bikers get into the water, can’t imagine getting bunned, and unknowingly celebrated his birthday the same way his sister celebrated hers. 00:00 We Know How To Read Screens 01:03 Japanese Kiss 03:09 Another Blast From The Past 04:05 Seeing Your Teacher Outside Of School 06:00 Really Admired His Eye 07:29 Pitch On A Condo 08:46 Not My Problem 10:13 Make Out 12:39 CLUB. 15:16 Jodeci Real Loud 17:52 Not In This State 19:33 Part Of Getting Older 20:24 Thinking About The Pool 25:21 Robot Horse 28:36 Cheap Pop 29:22 Necro Butcher 32:20 Such Meaty Wobblers 34:37 Muppet Babies 38:14 Stay Out Of That Cave 39:53 Double Dog Dare You 41:17 Our Wives Can’t Be Mad 42:29 Burning Something 44:09 I Did The Same Thing 46:39 Mulligan Stew 50:07 No Ones Going To Hurt You Honey 51:57 I’m A Boy 55:45 Immediately Bitten By Bugs 58:07 Sammy Had A Job For A Day 01:01:39 Huck Finn Type 01:05:11 High Barrier For Pain Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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If It Lands On Stage I Have To Eat It
07/19/2026
If It Lands On Stage I Have To Eat It
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ RIDGE - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad ZocDoc - Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys start off getting Sam to sit in frame. Sam went back to the human zoo, tells the guys about some fun bits he ran, and recaps his night at Shane’s show this weekend. Nathan is in a race against time, wants to know who threatened Sam, and would be scared if he found that notebook. 00:00 From Back Here 02:02 In As Many Days 05:01 What Government Figure? 07:30 Back To The Sewer 09:54 You’re Busy, I’m Not 12:28 Soft Silent Food 14:32 Stepped In Dog Poop 18:00 Blind Item 22:11 Reverse Benjamin Button 26:18 Thought It Was Overcast 29:02 Bottle Rocket 32:53 Running Around Doing Gags 34:50 Strange Clumpings 36:54 National Anthem 40:33 Lot L Is Where I Need To Go 45:22 Almost Perpetrated 48:45 Start To Finish 53:23 More Fun To Not Know 56:36 I Don’t Mean Pouring Some OJ 59:41 Mustache And A Wig 01:01:59 Virtuoso On Display 01:05:10 You See Me Almost Every Weekend 01:07:51 Then It Was Time 01:10:31 The Funniest Thing That Happened All Night Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Albert’s Turkey w/ Zak Toscani
07/12/2026
Albert’s Turkey w/ Zak Toscani
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsor: Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week Zak Toscani joins Nathan and Becker in the church. Nathan showed a new friend his spider, tells the guys about when narcs tried to get into the old party house, and doesn't know how or when Beanie is dropping treats for him upstairs. Zak imagines a guy that puts his own spin on crucifix structures, tells the boys about a new imprisonment drug, and explains an amazing dollars for coins scam. 00:00 Coming Back Fast 01:55 Sad Peanuts 03:23 Giant Orb Weaver 05:10 Movie Night 06:48 Your Fear Still Holds 07:44 Wanna See A Big Spider? 08:46 What If This Was My Eyebrow 10:40 One Arm Just Swinging 11:28 What If We Teamed Up Bro? 14:27 Is He Undercover 18:21 This Is The Real Deal 20:17 Stretching Time 22:25 Time Loop 26:00 Jigs Casey 27:52 Big Christmas Parade 30:12 Thanksgiving In Albuquerque 35:00 Rats Mouth 39:04 Pork Futures 45:24 Don’t Notice Them In Urinals Anymore 48:29 Rejection Of Vapes 50:59 Not Just 5 People 52:43 They Get A Bad Rap 54:43 The Social Aspect 57:41 Glad It Was Early 59:38 Showing Up Sunday Night 01:02:12 Zak Unleashed 01:07:16 There Were Hair And Makeup People Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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That’s A Conflict Soup
07/03/2026
That’s A Conflict Soup
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: RIDGE - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/ PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all back home after their big celebration. Sam feels like he’s between a rock and a hard place with fireworks, remembers being a Slipknot lyric, and kept popping into the kitchen. Nathan is not doing the ren fair despite the turkey legs, thinks he figured out our problem getting the gals jetski rides, and picked out a fella that looks like he’s on Sesame Street. 00:00 You Got To Get Outta There 02:54 Nobody Tells Me What To Do 04:31 I Used To Touch It All The Time 06:38 That’s The City’s Problem 08:12 Let’s Get To The Bottom Of This 09:52 They Grow From Dirt 12:22 6 Hours With Chat GPT 13:31 Still Haven’t Seen It 16:06 It’s Illegal In Denver 18:12 I’m The Diamond Man Of The Hole 19:34 We Are Not The Same 20:55 He Was Driving A Milk Truck 22:02 Two Casualties 24:16 Done The Simulation A Million Times 25:27 Some Sucker Steps To You 28:01 Hell Of A Crew 30:01 Loose Strange 31:17 Can My Homegirl Get A Ride? 33:06 Confronted With How Old We’ve Become 35:48 Gets In The Flaps 37:40 Oh It Did 39:20 Running To The Freezer 41:23 Wack Pack 44:43 Generational Performance 47:51 In Mayor Mode 48:59 Cut In Line For Caricature 51:14 Everybody Nailed It 53:50 Doing Everything Right 56:15 Want To Know My Mental Illness? 58:48 Is This A Movie Star Party? 01:01:04 Shirtless Drifters 01:03:58 Living Forever 01:06:32 Quick Hits 01:09:20 What’s It All Mean? Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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The Garden Dosa
06/26/2026
The Garden Dosa
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code CHUBBY at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for fulldisclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys get one remote before the big weekend. Sam had to sing all the songs and play all the instruments, met a lustful older woman, and tries out a couple of new characters. Nathan has to get back to dancing after this, pictures living in the tiny house, and thought it was a French word. 00:00 Based On Your T Shirt 01:00 Cactus Touching 03:37 The Only Dog In Town Now 05:11 The Brown Cloud 06:45 Lund Hates Characters 08:00 Feel Free To Ask Questions 09:25 It Was Weed 10:54 Spin Some Tunes 14:06 Flopping All Over The Place 16:02 Even Longer Downtown 18:50 Hat Clocking Me 21:16 White Castle By One 24:09 Coming Of Age Tale 27:53 John Popper Style 29:51 LSD In Mexico 32:10 Pleasures All We Have 34:14 Full Of Spiders 36:41 Win Win 39:28 For The Party 41:21 0 For 3 46:12 I Was The Shadow 50:34 No More Room In Detroit 52:58 All Be Dead Come Monday 55:26 Those Are Your Big J-Lo Joints Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Monsters Of Rock
06/20/2026
Monsters Of Rock
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get up to 40% off @ Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale at #Ridgepod #ad Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week things get pretty jawsome. Sam wants Lund to cement his territory, tells the fellas about his new movie pitch idea, and wants one of the boys to show up in stolen valor. Nathan thinks the serial killer has something to do with this weather, found a goatee continuity issue, and got busted at the movie theater. 00:00 Call Me Sand 02:53 The Best Kind 03:57 Land Based Hurricane 05:55 Crank Yanker Kids 08:38 Making Quesadillas 10:19 For The Working Man 13:24 Show Up Early And Stay All Day 15:56 Goatee Bros 18:00 It’s Not Too Late 21:09 An Uncle Lazer 24:10 They Like To Smoke 25:50 It’s 100% Real 29:18 The Rest Of Them Are In Jail 32:07 The Gene-Slammer 34:02 The Most Shark Like Actor 37:19 Battle-Chodes 38:15 Backrooms 41:37 Creepy Pasta 43:37 The Most Down Dude There Is 45:15 Strong And Lean 46:53 Professor At The College 50:07 Duck Eggs In My Basket 53:42 The Worlds Dumbest Psyop 56:09 Bobby’s In A Coma 01:01:47 Fight Your Way Through The City Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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I’ve Been Wet Before Man
06/12/2026
I’ve Been Wet Before Man
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at #chubbiespod #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are wearing hats and standing up. Sam is a sweet little cannonballer, has a Cold War brewing with some neighbors, and helped a man with his community garden. Nathan braved a stop at Buc-ee’s, wants to be left on the ground, and was turned into a half cartoon. Gridlock traffic in taint city. 00:00 Unless Ghosts Can Buy Tickets 02:16 I Knew What I Wanted 03:45 Roll Up Your Sleeves 06:18 Fort Wayne 09:07 The Way I See You In My Head 12:23 Stray Dog Update 13:29 Saw The Curtain Move 14:11 Some Fun Local News 16:03 Playing Goalie 18:56 Crazy Pitch 19:56 Giant Production Crew 22:38 Dorfing It 25:08 Not Sustainable 29:34 Smoke Signals 32:34 I’m The Shadow 34:05 Pentagram Music Video 37:09 Set Off My Own Alarm 39:25 Pool Yoga 41:54 Dickin Around 43:34 The Thighs Don’t Lie 46:10 Pushing War Machine 48:13 Bunch Of Thistles 50:22 Like A Psycho 52:09 Horseshoe Of Hell 53:58 This Isn’t Of God 55:05 Working In Shifts Down Here 57:01 On Your Bellybutton 59:36 The Good Chef Quit 01:02:18 Candles Made Of Other Melted Candles 01:04:21 The Orphan Special 01:06:46 Brent The Golf Man Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Smell Isle
06/05/2026
Smell Isle
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all back at their own houses. Sam remembers thinking ‘butt stuff’ was his, got into it by googling balloon stuff, and gets jealous of an orphan. Nathan shares some big news with the fellas, got an AirBnb that comes with a blunt object, and tells the guys about a man that was his own nemesis. 00:00 Cool Salt In The Pepper 00:56 Box Of Hats 02:52 Loudest Rooms Allowed 04:31 Video Dating Services 05:42 Guess What? It Sucked 07:47 But I Lurk 10:07 Maiden Voyage 12:19 Pharmacy In Your Head 14:14 Thought It Was Mine 16:41 Can’t Remember 19:06 If I Gave You A Thousand Dollars 22:13 Just Me And The Boys 23:50 Staying On Murder Block 27:00 Fast Forwarding 28:58 Doing Everyone A Favor 30:55 You Can’t Control The Weather 33:37 Hell Isle 34:54 Two Tokes Bike Ride At Sunset 37:40 Smashing Coffee Pots 40:55 Think I Have A Bug In There 43:32 The Confusing Aspect 47:11 That Your Wife Hates 49:45 Figuring It Out 52:47 He Always Had Kind Eyes 55:24 Crossed Him Off The List 58:01 The Real Skinner 01:01:22 The Word Engineer Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Like A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina Bamfield
05/30/2026
Like A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina Bamfield
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Alaina’s New Special Out June 7th on @SamTallent at 7pm EST Sponsors: Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at #chubbiespod #ad Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at . Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week Alaina Bamfield joins Sam and Becker in Michigan. Sam teaches Alaina about Mr. Peepers, wants her to incorporate more wrestling finishes into her set, and gets to pick what kind of cow he is in his next life scenario. Alaina tells the fellas about her malformations as a baby, would love to be a sugar glider, and teaches the boys about new sea lion science. Big sock ideas get presented. 00:00 Freaking Out About The Blood 01:47 Picture Of A Baby 03:29 Brutal Check In 05:10 Four Foot Eight? 07:20 Mangoing 09:56 But It Sure Is Fun 11:42 Pair A More 12:29 Eyelashes On My Nipples 14:12 Took It As A Sign 16:56 Protect That Scar 19:14 Check Spot 21:25 You Know What Would Be Cool? 24:08 A Hat I Bought At A Gas Station 27:37 Too Much Knowledge 29:10 A Nightmare Hell Would Have 32:35 Death Spiral 34:31 Baby Girl Beard 36:54 Marauders And Psychos 41:14 Favorite Of The Fourteen Days 43:27 Classic Switcharoo 48:55 Painted On 51:17 Why Would You Go Over There? 53:56 Alec And Cici’s Wedding 58:02 I Attract Old Men 59:29 Pat’s In A Blonde Wig 01:01:48 It Was Moving As Fast As Cars Go 01:05:05 Maybe You Should Have Media Training Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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We’re Just Friends
05/23/2026
We’re Just Friends
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Tushy - Over 2.5 million butts love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code CHUBBY at https://hellotushy.com/CHUBBY #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together in Madison WI. Sam hurt his mouth on the pizza, wants Nathan to do molly with him at a wedding, and got fitted for his leather tuxedo. Nathan thinks Sam might have a good new travel plan if gas prices don’t go down, is glad it isn’t graduation weekend, and is being enticed into hog life. Smelling Like My dad. Make it into curtains. 00:00 This Is The Free One 01:30 Got To Feel Like Momma 03:25 Tub Time 04:51 The Montage Starts Now 06:40 Electric Jeremy 08:00 Not Only Bad It Was Wrong 09:08 Do You Speak English? 12:13 Outside Of An Alligator Boot 14:17 Still Partying 16:54 A Lot Of Different Faces 18:40 Quit Telling People 22:18 The Crystal Porcupine 25:37 Some People Think They Should Eat It 27:46 Sounded Like A Good Idea 30:04 I Want To Outlive 33:20 Deputized 35:24 What If We Did Challenges? 37:33 Hey Denver 41:19 Spoon You Just Frosted A Cake With 44:29 Tried To Get Refitted 46:58 The Middle Is Its Own Thing 48:41 One Of Our Birthday Spots 50:43 The First Turd 54:23 Where Would You Go? 56:04 Just Want To Put This Out There 01:01:07 We Joke Around 01:03:40 Evergreen Park 01:06:33 If He Passed Out Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Talking With His Toes
05/17/2026
Talking With His Toes
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together in Rosemont for episode 300! Sam finds out about the orphan meal accusations, wants Becker to carry a knife, and had to work a button for his little buddy. Nathan saw a dog defy death, clocks a plane going straight up outside, and reminds the fellas that it is episode 300. Becker got chased by a dog. Thank you all for listening to the first 300 episodes, we appreciate every one of you. 00:00 What Was Aquaman’s Deal? 01:40 Fly Or? 03:48 Mashed Potatoes And Cries 06:39 Trapped On A Ferris Wheel 10:27 Chased By A Dog Again 13:37 Can I Say What I Said? 15:57 Medium Size Mutt 18:37 Likely Serial Killer 21:28 It’s Been Jack The Whole Time 22:49 Dog Over Human 24:24 Big Fat Golden Retriever 29:04 Becker Cam Goal 31:03 DIstant Memory 33:41 Hungover Today 36:19 Upside Down In A Swamp 39:34 Here’s What You Do Man 42:20 My Master Stroke 44:32 American Psycho Routine 46:39 Room For Dracula 49:45 Less Than Nothing 52:03 She Was This Kind Of Woman 53:16 Fun Thing To Consider 56:12 300 Free 600 Total 59:35 Jack Becker: Bitch Hunter OR Last Podcast On The Right Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Thought It Was A Job Interview
05/09/2026
Thought It Was A Job Interview
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod PATREON EPISODES: This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker. Nathan tells Pat about a house show he’s putting on, hips the guys to a new online idiot, and can’t enjoy Mel Gibson movies anymore. Patrick is losing trust in the NBA, tells the boys about his time in Detroit, and didn’t know a dinner was a date. 00:00 Back Up To 300 02:08 Weight Is Weird 06:18 Orphan Food 08:56 Just Eat Casey’s 11:05 Randos Playing Pool 14:17 Live Shrek 17:16 Maybe It’s Cope 19:26 Filming? 22:08 A Fix For Airport Outlets 24:14 He’s A Little Worm 29:42 Will Chud Say It 32:41 The Hazard Of That Job 35:20 Thwarted Attempts 38:52 Italian Sausage Dip 41:43 Everyday Pizza 43:55 It Needed It 45:48 Business Dinner 48:17 Cell Phones On Belt Loops 50:39 Spraying It 52:44 Jessica Rabbit 54:47 I’m Moving There 01:00:26 Not Allowed On Ever Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book - Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker
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No Hotel No Ride
05/03/2026
No Hotel No Ride
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are coming together remotely. Sam tell us about a boat comedians confusion and disbelief, remembers meeting with the Mr. Belvedere producers, and asks Becker about getting a sweet ride. Nathan reminds us that zyn is for listening, wants to see the ship clips, and doesn’t want to get caught in-between. 00:00 This Moment 01:55 Farewell Tour 03:13 Strange Rabbit Puppet 06:25 Got Surprised 08:32 The Least Revered 11:41 Some Comics Sing For The Closer 14:03 Like That Mermaid 18:11 Weaponizes It 20:21 A Boyish Nurse 23:32 Get ‘Im 27:25 They Got A Magnet 28:57 Traditionally Attractive Comics 31:12 Giant Waste Of Time 34:25 Dog With A Blog 37:30 Covered Up 39:55 Keep It Up Boys 41:20 Exposed Manhole 44:23 Perfect Balance 47:11 It’s On Their Gloves 51:14 Men Have To Work 53:14 Enjoying The Ownership 55:25 This Is On Me Folks 56:45 Longmont Potion Castle 59:40 Denver Used To Be Cool 01:03:09 New Linen Pants Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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What A Man’s Garden Looks Like
04/23/2026
What A Man’s Garden Looks Like
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week the fellas are all together remotely again. Sam went to a prom there, hates dusk, and doesn’t know what to do with all his new dirt. Nathan can’t believe how young Sam tried acid, hips the boys to diablo nuggets, and has to be the commencement speaker now. Special Dr. T appearance! 00:00 Gossiping Like Hens 02:01 Queen Bee 04:37 Got A Wagon Coming 09:01 The Grizzly Rose 10:38 It Was My Cousins Idea 13:28 They Were Hers 17:09 Diablo Nugs 21:21 Mysterious Sharp Pain 26:13 Do Not Serve This Man 28:16 Broadcast Geek 30:55 Nude Under The Robe 37:26 Rubbing Off With His Hands 41:16 Got The Garden Going 45:56 Pond’s Already Full Of Soil 48:03 This Is Huge 50:04 Outdoor Safari 53:22 Have A Task Now 54:44 We Do It A Little Different 59:20 One In The Washer Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Bar Nund
04/17/2026
Bar Nund
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Brunt - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CHUBBY at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CHUBBY #Bruntpod Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam wonders if he needs a Kachina, catches the fellas up on the new Love On The Spectrum, and blew out his battery. Nathan tells us about a cool dude looking for a ride, shares the story of a hero wad, and reminds Sam that he doesn’t like being home alone. You’re not going to get the deposit back. 00:00 Whopper Wednesday 02:43 Maybe If She’s Bad 04:47 Why’s The Dog Wearing Pants? 06:11 Private Club 08:12 Give You A Full Ride 09:40 Kachinas 11:58 No Salt On The Beans 13:19 Did We Leave The Burp In? 15:38 Wouldn’t Admit To Being Blind 19:09 Two Q&A’s 19:59 On Camera 22:03 As Far As Dog Ownership 23:52 Real Twitchy 25:24 Just Keith D 28:13 Sticky Da Funkstranaut 34:22 Faking It For Clout 36:43 Lice Outbreak 38:27 I Love Your Stream 39:13 She Went Somewhere 40:24 Super Seniored 44:08 Total Wad 46:20 Too Late Bro 49:38 You Both Leaned 52:21 The Fuse Is Broken 54:53 Ate Old Rice? 58:08 Wondered If You Were Scoring 01:01:19 That’s For Pants 01:03:28 So Here’s What’s Up 01:05:53 Dudes Hugging Each other Retreat 01:10:13 That’s What My Seminar Is Going To Be 01:11:59 The Sin Eater Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Big Yellow Couch Cast
04/14/2026
Big Yellow Couch Cast
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod PATREON EPISODES: This week Sam and Pat are together in Detroit. Sam thinks he tore a vocal cord, teaches pat all about a classic Colorado cryptid, and held a man as he wept. Pat wrecked Sam’s dent, sat in the stall vaping for an hour, and got called weird by a man wielding a wet racket. 00:00 Proud To Present 01:14 Reverse The Curse 03:05 Hole In My Throat 04:35 The Body-Building Half Man Of Crater Lake 06:00 The Dark Arts 07:51 Name Ten Candy Bars 10:22 Well Said 12:53 The Masters 15:40 Not Many Horses In NYC 17:00 IN On Succession 19:57 I Gave You A Layover 23:19 We Get There At Night 25:30 First Rodeo 27:15 Been In For A While On That 29:19 I Represent A Guy 31:52 Melted From Microwave 33:58 That DLC Just Dropped 35:55 He’s Still There 38:36 Cut To Tomorrow 40:56 I Don’t Know Why They Didn’t Want To Join Us 41:57 I’m Smooth 44:10 Crack Bragging 46:39 Scripture From Youtube 50:02 Racket Sports Of The Mind 52:19 That’s The Guy 54:28 The Secret Ways Of The Michigan People 56:39 It IS A Giraffe 59:51 Having An Alright Time Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book - Also Featuring Patrick Richardson
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Houston BBL Tunnels - PiTM SwapCast
04/06/2026
Houston BBL Tunnels - PiTM SwapCast
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at MUDWTR - Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code CHUBBY at http://mudwtr.com/CHUBBY #mudwtrpod #sponsored #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week is a SwapCast with the PiTM crew, Andy Malafarina, and LeMaire Lee! Sam wants to know if his watch is cool, wished he had a gun, and . LeMaire is glad everybody forgot about the gun thing, decides they’re the rowdy rough boys, and has been watching the freakiness. Andy asked right after being told not to, plans on going all beans, and almost had a situation with two ladies. 00:00 Leaving My Body 01:54 The Last Time I Saw You 04:43 Don’t Say Anything 07:43 They Might Not Like Me Anymore 11:11 Auditioning 13:18 A Lot Of Kias 16:33 Austin PD Called 19:15 Content QVC 23:42 We Sell Chicken Tenders 26:37 These Scraps 30:54 Beyonce’s As Far As The Eye Can See 33:54 What Are The Tunnels? 35:35 Never Repeat 37:45 They Go 40:07 Reddit Situation 43:36 More Of A Red Dragon Guy 48:48 Big Chinos On 51:31 I’m Irish 55:15 Thought White People Were On TV 58:38 Luckily 01:05:23 Curly Susu 01:09:50 Koolaid On Tap 01:12:52 You Need An Appointment Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Stomp For Our Dinner
03/29/2026
Stomp For Our Dinner
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Cash App - #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at #chubbiespod PATREON EPISODES: This week the fellas are back together in bed. Sam would love to see someone stumble into a pond, had a bindle today, and thought socks were a fool’s garment. Nathan got left alone with some pate, could get in the bag, and thought he sold a shirt but it was a pillow case. 00:00 Matching Socks 01:42 Dog Walking A Dog 04:26 The Dog’s Driving The Bus 08:02 16k Steps 09:38 Berry Clouds 10:57 Concerned With The Jars 11:58 Setting Records 14:40 Who Knows What’s Next? 16:48 Old Stomping Grounds 18:33 For The Coyotes 22:31 Mid Pizza 25:33 Getting Her Groove Back 29:26 Making Her Own Fun 31:55 I Fear Rice 33:40 The Bindle 36:34 He Was A Traveling Man 39:59 You’re Becker 41:50 Both Sock And Shoe 43:03 The Egg Man 45:43 Speaking Of Mouthfuls 47:59 The Lingo 52:33 French Farmer Meal 54:10 Razor Flip Phone 58:26 Take My Nub On A Walk Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Who Wore It Best?
03/22/2026
Who Wore It Best?
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are together in Colorado Springs! Sam did an art tour high and scared, reveals what he was busy with when the other boys were waiting on him, and remembers meeting Goliath. Nathan wants to know why that man slammed the roof of his truck, wasn’t sure about the weight limit at the pony ride, and can’t believe the normal sounding guy ended up being a “mage”. 00:00 Scared About It 01:02 Don’t Ask Me What’s In My Flask 04:21 Addicted To Love 06:55 Mothers Day Card 08:56 I’m A Seeker 10:50 Can’t Say R’s 14:01 Violent Cowboy Art 15:34 The Second Owner 18:27 Real Crucial Deadline 21:17 Anime Hair 22:51 Pool Reading 26:04 Goliath 30:43 Too Big For The Pony 32:46 Alright Mr. Marbles 34:32 First Name Last Name 37:07 Don’t Even Have To Ask 42:10 Pat’s Been Hiding It 44:45 They Hired A Mariner 48:10 Chondo 51:59 Marketing For The New Book 53:59 Bullied TD 55:30 News Segment 57:44 From The Moment 59:38 Old Fancy 01:00:34 Started With No Light 01:03:16 Ripley’s Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Took A Hero Dose
03/15/2026
Took A Hero Dose
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Ridge - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year anniversary sale & get UP TO 40% OFF by going to #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together in Boston! Sam had to wear a dress so he’d fall asleep in his bosom, told a friend he wants to shrink them down to make them walk his city, and likes when Lund does Scorpion-esque attacks. Nathan woke up terrified on the plane, wants to watch T2, and was just thinking outloud when he said that. 00:00 Imagine Wiping It Once 01:18 Getting A Little Taste 04:58 Inside Stuff 06:43 Missing Every Time 07:48 Reverse Wahlberg 08:36 I Hope I Sleep Through It 10:22 Parks And Promenades 12:07 Death Waves 14:23 Bathing With Bottled Water 16:43 Not Molting 18:06 Traffic In Salem 19:46 Last Time I Was Here 21:28 Nasty Little Worm People 23:15 Buried Under Submissions 25:13 She’s Around You Lots 27:35 Yeah I Hate It 29:34 Everybody Smells Like Pears 33:02 Cash Only 36:07 Allowed Me To Think More 38:29 I’m The King 41:45 It Was Probably Your Mom 42:24 Hurt People Hurt People 46:44 Armadillo That Worked At Hot Topic 47:56 Chubby Chess 51:48 The Sunset Ride 53:36 To The Airport Boys 57:15 Thank God You’re Here 01:00:57 Burning Out And Fading Away Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Don’t Kick The Milk
03/06/2026
Don’t Kick The Milk
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Factor - Use code chubby50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year at CashApp - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at #chubbiespod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam tells the fellas about his movie date with Pat, wonders how many patties were party, and wants to know if he happened to us. Nathan realized why Sam likes the poorly rated movies on rotten tomatoes, tells us about his milk disaster, and reminds the boys that Boston will be St. Patricks weekend. 00:00 He’s Already In Trouble 02:54 Date Tonight 05:25 All About Quiet Film 07:59 Fuddruckers Breakthroughs 09:43 Bringing Joy And Life 13:34 Stripe The Glass 15:42 Thought It Had A 98 17:39 Mental Note 19:32 Saved You The Movie 20:58 It Just Said Dog 22:36 Slime Era 27:50 One In One Out 28:26 National Award 32:34 Taffy Man 34:17 The Repercussions 36:10 It’s Going Under The Car 38:03 The Dumpster Looks Insane 41:21 My Mantra 44:34 Fat Skinwalkers 50:21 Wanted To Wait 51:55 No Internet 53:50 Don’t Be A Hero 55:38 Good News In A Crazy World 57:09 Will We Survive? 59:51 What’s Going On In Trinidad 01:01:39 Its Not A Bank Holiday 01:03:21 The Young Composer Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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No Perps, No Vics
03/02/2026
No Perps, No Vics
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Brunt - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CHUBBY at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CHUBBY #Bruntpod Harry’s - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry’sPod Mars Men - For a limited time, our fans get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are together in Springfield without Becker. Sam has a new trick to hide baldness, had 20 minutes on stage that he thought he was dying, and ran the whole way through O’hare. Nathan remembers how much he didn’t like calling bingo, recalls the crime scene they came home to, and learns what the Chick-fil-a nugget challenge is. 00:00 Can You Acapulco It? 02:20 Annoying Shower 04:12 Why Do You Think I’m Going Up? 07:05 Counting Tiles 10:30 Giving Away Candles 12:41 Playing The Hits 14:33 Muscle Pain 16:16 Not One But Two 17:12 Something Bad Went Down 19:20 What Look Like Stars 21:01 No One Believes You 24:44 Was A Mule Going To Sleep Here? 31:01 At Some Point He Stood Up 33:05 I Wrote The Whole Thing 37:52 I Missed All Of That 39:02 I Don’t Care If We Ever Move 42:29 Hey Guess What? It Happened Again 45:44 Says Its Delayed 50:39 Day 2 Of 3 52:56 Look Man 54:23 Yeah You Do 56:23 They Don’t Get Warm 58:51 Sad Shirts 01:00:00 Wasted Four Hours Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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His Own Haha Hand
02/22/2026
His Own Haha Hand
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Chubbies - Chubbies is here to help keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby #chubbiespod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together in Albuquerque. Sam loves city planning now, teaches the fellas about a drinking game he used to play, and has updates about his new roommate. Nathan has been trying a new name for New Mexico, was reminded of the old days post show smokedowns, and doesn’t understand having Vh1 but not MTV. 00:00 Poker Coverage 02:26 I Am The Barrel 03:31 He’s Been Rotating 05:15 Bunch Of Flips 07:20 Right Next To It 09:21 The Real Wild Card 12:07 Albuquerque Legends 15:07 Here Was The Game 18:15 This One Has Potential 21:35 He Reeks All The Time 23:10 Tent Peg Bundy 24:52 Doing The Peewee 27:53 I Put It In The Dryer 30:51 Snow Poison 32:23 New Addiction 33:49 Delta Is Riding High 36:27 Same Kabuki Theater 39:36 Y2K 41:55 Harry And Tonto 44:04 Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It 45:43 Flashback 47:58 Wasn’t Going Down 50:37 Carlos Teaches ABQ Slang 53:37 Feeling A Little Chubbie 57:58 Kinked It 59:29 I Live Next Door 01:02:03 Historically 01:04:30 My God 01:06:56 Always Had Vh1 Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Like A Million Swords
02/15/2026
Like A Million Swords
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Factor - Use code chubby50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year at IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at #indacloudpod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are al together in Raleigh! Sam tells the boys about the time The Fine Gents did show at a hash festival, remembers be directed to his own special chair, and tells some stories from Mouth House days. Nathan is reminded of last valentines day, loves the idea of casts in football, and wants to talk about Professor X. Nub for Nub. 00:00 My One And Only 02:15 Tough Valentines Day 04:04 Not Redacted 06:39 Legalize It 08:34 I Gotta Revamp 09:44 The 710 Cup 13:55 Thought He Did His Time 15:23 The Devil 16:20 New One Every Summer 18:03 Make A Rule 20:03 Had A Head Slap 22:15 Looked Down In The Mirror 27:11 Drinking Horchata 30:32 Sexual Tear 31:41 Half My Life 33:35 Lint Hash 34:54 We Needed One More Person 38:25 That Red Stains Your Shirts 42:33 Quick Break 44:19 Nun Holding A Crocodile 46:52 How Sacred It Is 48:17 Encased 51:55 The Sword Will Help Man 53:48 Don’t Want Any Of That 55:17 They’re Like The Dead 58:00 Tip For The Young People 01:01:22 Penalty Box Over Here 01:03:39 Where’s The Bag Bonzo? Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Big Air Don’t Care
02/08/2026
Big Air Don’t Care
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: PrizePicks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHUBBY & use code CHUBBY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5. Max Discount for the Big Game: Drake Maye just needs 1 passing yard, add Drake and another player to your line up. If your picks hits, you can cash in! Cash App - #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week the Sam and Becker are at Sophie’s place in Denver to watch the Olympics and Football. Sam explains to Sophie why he is rooting for the Patriots, got to be a snow bunny, and is pretty upset there isn’t an egg foo yung waiting for him. Sophie really loves the USA for two weeks, barely had hoop bangs, and teaches Sam how to watch the Olympics. 00:00 Socks And Pace Picante 02:41 22 States 03:23 Block Child 05:48 The Man Is Gleb 08:42 Two Crimson Flamingos 10:10 Regret That Tattoo 12:24 Pork Pie 15:52 Let Her Have Her Speed 19:34 Think They Just Did Something 21:22 What’s Wrong With Him? 25:19 She’s Bleeding 26:56 Didn’t Want To Wait In Line 28:19 The Dads Left 32:10 Wants To Be Bane 34:00 It Would Make Sense 36:24 Y2K In The Desert 39:09 Skunk Mop’s On Our Team 42:25 What’s Vince Doing? 46:58 Ride That Donkey Brother 49:14 Head Written On Them 51:12 Chunky And Too Much Sun 53:39 Came Down Squished 55:16 They Have To Work? 01:00:20 Busted Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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So Many Hose Baths
01/29/2026
So Many Hose Baths
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ Ridge - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together again in Portland. Sam tells the boys about how he double dipped on the MC, got mistaken for someone else, and is bringing back swing this year. Nathan thinks it should come out on 9 11, wants Sam to read it to us, and got accused of wrongdoing in the park. 00:00 I Keep Saying 01:57 Feeling Squirrely 04:17 You Remember? 07:10 This Foot Thing 09:50 Did Some Damage 11:47 Did You Wear A Bra? 13:46 Swimming At Night 16:08 Quit Just Yelling 18:02 Clear Car 20:45 Come On Over To The Buffet 22:22 I Love What You Do For This City 25:13 There’s No Way 29:12 Hanging Out With You 35:38 POD 37:41 Underneath A Baby Doll 39:28 Swing Revival 41:51 Clarinet Or Nothing 43:39 Sleep In The Driveway 47:47 Crank It 49:59 Male Reading 53:46 You Have To Sell 10 Thousand 54:29 Pillow Right On There 55:51 That Was A Thrill 57:27 Used One 59:56 Fun With Colors And Shapes 01:00:53 Times We’ve Cried 01:02:00 Certain Dirty Duo 01:03:43 He’s Lying To You Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam’s New Book -
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Like A Football
01/25/2026
Like A Football
SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Sponsors: Brunt - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CHUBBY at #Bruntpod #sponsored #ad Ultra - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code CHUBBY at #UltraPouches #ad Cash App - Download Cash App today: #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at . Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week Sam got stuck at home and the boys are going remote. Sam explains his nasty travel day, wonders if Lund got haunted, and wants to get into upscale hot chocolate. Nathan has a theory about how Sam became ill, played an amazing game of truth or dare, and wants to know if Sam took the chicken. 00:00 I Live Downstairs 01:32 Confirm? Deny? 03:16 Clear Throat 05:45 In The Middle 08:00 Not Screaming 09:42 4 or 5 bowls 12:04 Only A Glimpse 15:54 Throbsite 17:27 My Old PE Teacher 19:46 Invented Soul Music 22:45 Fruit Roll Up 24:54 Got That Rumor Going 26:54 Brought The Ruckus 30:35 A Little Treat 33:25 Spilling It 35:10 Not A Lot Of Hockey 37:30 It’s Too Much 39:05 Not Really That Concerned 40:49 What Are You Doing Down There? 45:02 Over At My Best Friend 47:08 Eyeliner On? 48:22 What’s In The Cart 54:00 OT’s Dad 57:09 Speaking Of Chubby Behemoths Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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