Chubby Behemoth

Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund are Chubby Behemoth

Stroke Me 08/02/2025

Stroke Me SEE THE BOYS LIVE - SPONSOR: Cash App - Download Cash App Today: #CashAppPod. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together in SLC. Sam teaches the boys about complimenting eyebrows, is afraid he’s turning his niece into a pro wrestler, and proposes his new glass cube performance idea. Nathan doesn’t need another hero to be taken down, remembers Sam’s weird kiss, and can’t imagine wearing that poncho in public. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37648080

Yeah, I’m Crying In Here 07/25/2025

Yeah, I’m Crying In Here DAYTON SEE SAM THIS WEEKEND - SPONSORS: ExpressVPN - Support the show and get 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free at IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at #indacloudpod PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all home from New Zealand and podding from their homes. Sam burnt all his fingerprints off, lost it in the lounge for a while, and got something called a Fitpack. Nathan never got the bug that ran through everyone on the trip, reminds Sam about their old group chat, and doesn’t need HBD from everyone. Smoking’s good? I’m not a good person. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37542820

Eyes On Your Own Coconut 07/18/2025

Eyes On Your Own Coconut SEE THE BOYS LIVE - SPONSORS: VIIA - #viiaparter If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order with code CHUBBY at HIMS - Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at PATREON EPISODES: This week Sam is trying to open a coconut, it makes some noise, it doesn’t last the whole time. Nathan remembers when they played different, teaches Becker about The Shockmaster, and only wanted to dip a fork in the soup. Sam ate the bark, thinks of the worst thing to do to your wife, and doesn’t talk about magic cards on the pod. Our pal Marc Cornaz @marcthesharcc joins us on this one! Wide World Party. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37455890

Angry Kramer 07/12/2025

Angry Kramer SEE THE BOYS LIVE - SPONSOR: FACTOR - Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are in Oamaru NZ trying out new hairdos! Nathan identifies as Three now, noticed Sam’s wild decision in the Woolworth’s, and uses a paper towel sometimes. Sam accuses Pat of having a unique heart, went full Jolsen on the clay, and tells Nathan and Becker about the lady that made Pat and him Bonk. Half the time is wiping. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37383075

Piece Of Corn 07/06/2025

Piece Of Corn SEE THE BOYS LIVE - SPONSORS: VIIA - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order use code CHUBBY at HIMS - Start your free online Hims ED visit at PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are all together in Australia! Sam would like to have seen Melbourne in the 1950’s, wants everybody to get back to midnight, and thought it was built in at this point. Nathan thinks we’d be more chill if we were on horses instead of cars, reminds us the worst thing to do is give up, and likes the strong Aussie toilet paper. Splish Splash Zone. The first 36 hours they bake you into a pie. What filling did you pick? Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37293265

The Newt Gingrich 06/26/2025

The Newt Gingrich SEE THE BOYS LIVE - Brisbane Tickets for June 28th - SPONSORS: HIMS - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at SISYPHUS BREWING - Tell them Lund sent ya PATREON EPISODES: This week Sam reveals he has beat his weight loss-donation challenge! Nathan tells us the one way he is like a MMA fighter, is just talking about a cool place that he likes, and has decided on his New Zealand wardrobe. Sam tells us his contingency plan if Pat forgets his CPAP, how the SeaDragon got his ass, and thinks it was probably the best picture. I’m putting one up with Tanntor. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37156980

Hog Pack 06/20/2025

Hog Pack SPONSORS: VIIA - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order use code CHUBBY at Cash App - Download Cash App Today As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. PATREON EPISODES: This week Sam made a simple mistake. Nathan tells Sam why he imagines he is in trouble, became Brook’s brothers with Sam to avoid problems in New Zealand, and had another visitor at the church. Sam is thinking about parkay flooring back there, got a sweet welcome gift at his hotel, and is excited about his fit for his reunion. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37095540

I Was Big Yesterday 06/15/2025

I Was Big Yesterday SPONSORS: Factor - Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at ExpressVPN - Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at PATREON EPISODES: This week the boys are in Eugene Oregon podding in bed. Sam wants one day of the week to wake up as a different bodied-man, has a scientist that has designed a slime apparatus, and has an idea for a cleaning station at the airport. Nathan minced around in one of Sam’s shoes, got a musical treat from a nude Sam, and almost choked on shit sausage laughing at himself. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/37013010

Claymation Nose 06/06/2025

Claymation Nose SPONSOR: Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam is in a protectorate of the British Crown. Nathan tells the boys about a Coach blooper, got unwanted chicken, and thinks Sam has been cock blocking in Europe. Sam changes podcasting forever, threw up on a dog’s legs, and imagines what heaven would be like for Nathan. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36885120

Why I’ve Been Drilling 06/01/2025

Why I’ve Been Drilling SPONSORS: Cash App - Download Cash App Today As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Father’s Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam and Becker had to have a NPC conversation waiting for Nathan. Sam imagines learning to survive on sunscreen, spent so much money on the chair that he won’t get out of it, and loves how Nathan measures appeal to an audience . Nathan imagines how Sam is traveling now, wonders how long that kid in Eugene is going to last, and pitches a new type of keg-a-rator. 00:00 We Only Talk When It’s Business 01:38 You Can’t Go To RenFair 02:53 The Ramifications 05:40 It’s No Longer A Novel 07:00 Giant Drill 11:30 I Don’t Even Know! 13:09 Buried In Guns 16:05 Bass Fishing Shirt 17:55 Perfect Guess 20:10 One Hundred Somehow 22:53 Worst Human Table 24:53 Here’s A Question 27:00 You Ever Squeeze That Up In Your Hands? 28:45 It’s Organic 33:48 Put Her On Speaker 35:55 Immersed In Duddy Culture 44:22 Yes You Do 47:52 Saint Stevie 49:08 Road Warrior Pop 51:03 They Need Some Recognizable People 52:43 I’m On Wood Baby 54:38 Not Welcome Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36803015

Not All Gundams And Baguettes 05/26/2025

Not All Gundams And Baguettes SPONSORS: FACTOR - Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at VIIA - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order use code CHUBBY at BONUS EPISODES: This week Nathan and Pat are comfy in a bed in Casper, Wyoming. Nathan remembers saying goodbye to Dikembe Mutombo, needed to see Arnold with a coffin on his shoulder, and tells Pat why he “loves” Megachurches. Pat wanted a moral victory for the Nugs, has the Terminator 2 song stuck in his head, and wants to go to a church with a Coke Freestyle Machine. I thought the news was PG. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36707520

Down Time Or Clown Time 05/21/2025

Down Time Or Clown Time SPONSORS: HIMS - Start your free online Hims visit today at Hall Of Fame - Get a 7-Day Free Trial + 50% Off your first month of Hall of Fame with code CHUBBY. Just download the HOF app on iOS or Android, enter code CHUBBY and you’re all set. BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are back together in London! Sam had three different suspects for the Markley effect, found out about Dud-man’s new place fantasy, and did research with his pal Joe. Nathan had a Christmastime fever dream, was hoping the intermission was the end, and took a candy nap. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36659900

Eternally Bricked 05/12/2025

Eternally Bricked SPONSORS: ExpressVPN - Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam is waiting until people speak English to get a haircut. Nathan tells the boys about an article he found, discovers a drawing of a naked lady that’s got em in the church, and threw the Love Guru on the other day. Sam wants to shave off some shoulder meat, breaks some sad news to Nathan, and would like to swallow a turtle egg. Made him eat the whole thing. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36526705

Boston Scream Cry 05/04/2025

Boston Scream Cry BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam tells the boys about the beginning of his European trip. Nathan heard what he hoped was an inside joke, has some ideas for Rockies promotions, and is getting ready to swim in the fish bowl. Sam had a mysterious visitor disappear out a window, was just trying to get comfortable on a water bottle, and got candle pranked on his only wish for the year. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36429730

Letters To Rosie O’Donnell 04/27/2025

Letters To Rosie O’Donnell SPONSORS: Factor - Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are in a van on their way to Omaha from Iowa City. Nathan would be the last one, tells the boys about a new wrestling crew, and realizes his Dad may have lied to the family. Sam is excited by short hair mullets, doesn’t know why he is so horny, and wants Casey’s Pizza to start a chipping program. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36328670

Spiteful 90’s Mix 04/20/2025

Spiteful 90’s Mix SPONSOR: ExpressVPN - Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to BONUS EPISODES: This week somebody had a technical issue right at the start. Sam learned a lot about hookah prepping, saw a guy that was just a head, and left sand and slime all over that limo. Nathan wouldn’t have hopped the fence, played Can radio, and the celebration is over. Becker shit his pants, drove to Alabama, and dealt with grown man tantrums. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36238000

Space Or The Mountain 04/13/2025

Space Or The Mountain SPONSOR: Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are in Embassy Suites in Lexington Kentucky (the good one!). Nathan is more Mounjaro than person, thinks about DDTing a child on the reg, and must have been getting laid when A Goofy Movie came out. Sam wonders what Venom smells like, accidentally bullied a man for three years, and tells us about going to Disneyland. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36119220

Exit Only 04/06/2025

Exit Only BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are in Kansas City realizing cabbage is the real star. Nathan notices a sketchy car meeting outside the room, remembers turning into a dog at Disneyland, and tells us about surprising his wife with his new facial hair. Sam is excited about his black fungus salad, isn’t sitting down without fries, and is going to Disneyland. Still covered in chalk. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/36023055

2 Liter Of Moon Mist 03/30/2025

2 Liter Of Moon Mist SPONSORS: VIIA - Try VIIA with code CHUBBY at ExpressVPN - Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys joined by their son, Little Chuba. Nathan says Facebook is back, wore the shortest shorts anyones ever seen, and knows what he wants to watch after he looses it. Sam is ready to get into textiles, wants to know what’s going on under the pyramids, and has been liquifying his brain pan all week. That’s why I’m afraid of graveyards. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35927085

Tetris Style 03/22/2025

Tetris Style SPONSORS: TUSHY - Support the show and get 10% off your 1st TUSHY bidet order with the code CHUBBY at TURTLE BEACH - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code TBS at BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are in Toledo. Nathan tells us about a recent pawing, might be an asset, and doesn’t have time to worry about exposed crack. Sam had his butt out the whole time, chimes in as an expert in Cleveland Style, and is worried about Nathan getting activated. Sam visited his favorite waiter in the world. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35821725

Fudge Isn’t About Nutrition 03/16/2025

Fudge Isn’t About Nutrition SPONSORS: FACTOR - Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at HIMS - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are in Cleveland! Sam taught everyone a Jerry Lee Lewis fact, didn’t like Nathan keeping his room number a secret, and didn’t even biff. Nathan wonders about freeing up some space on the body, doesn’t think he wants to be scattered or sprinkled, and learned all about Doc Pomus at the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35716860

This Is A Funky Football 03/08/2025

This Is A Funky Football BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam is a husk. Nathan wishes he had read a classic novel on the plane, imagines being on a cruise ship, and tells Sam about Scott and Laci Peterson. Sam went for the Voss, tells Nathan about Dr. T’s new skill, and has a big plan that involves adult sport impersonators. Nathan bent a needle. Shutting the lid rules have been imposed! Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35584955

I’ll Be Fine 03/03/2025

I’ll Be Fine SPONSORS: VIIA - Support the show and get 15% off your VIIA order with the code CHUBBY at FACTOR - Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at BONUS EPISODES: This week Nathan wants to know if Sam’s alone… Sam wanted to come through the phone to sit on Nathan’s face, busted Dr. T with a spelling error, and has noticed a trend in female screen usage. Nathan has a crazy travel plan, noticed we were in a podcast tournament, and gambled on raw bacon. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35506595

So Soft (Patreon Preview) 02/24/2025

So Soft (Patreon Preview) SPONSOR: Autoblow - Get 15% off your Autoblow order with the code CHUBBY15 at BONUS EPISODES: This week we’re giving everyone a peak at a Patreon episode! Nathan is very excited to have his friends over to record, got a great deal on a flight, and tries to figure out why he has porn. Sam braved arctic winds on a church stoop, tells us about Admiral Eater, and feels like an old bitch. The Primus of my life. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35403055

Whacking It To Lambchop 02/17/2025

Whacking It To Lambchop SPONSORS: HIMS - Support the show and start your free Hims visit today. Head to FACTOR - Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at BONUS EPISODES: This week the boys are in Rosemont IL. Sam got a cool new haircut, took his dick hostage, and had a lady feeding him candy. Nathan doesn’t want to be leashed, isn’t really floating, and sometimes wants his chunks whipped. You can’t overdose on dinner. That’s that knowledge. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35309790

The Flappening 02/08/2025

The Flappening SPONSORS: Tushy - Support the show and get 10% off your 1st bidet order with promo code CHUBBY at Autoblow - Get 15% off your Autoblow order with the code CHUBBY15 at BONUS EPISODES: This week everyone is at home. Becker got his head cranked. Sam has discovered the real world limitless drug, has 9 wings in the fridge, and introduces us to his friend Otto. Nathan tells us about an angry father, admits to bogarting a child’s PS5, and tells us his plan for when he becomes a mounjaro mutant. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35204895

How Goes It Ham-Unit? 02/02/2025

How Goes It Ham-Unit? SPONSOR: MUD WTR - Support the show and get 43% off your MUD WTR order, plus free shipping and a rechargeable frother with code CHUBBY at BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam opens with a new song. Nathan self medicated in the worst way, had non-consensual chili, and has never been constipated . Sam is stoked about Ooze-A-Palooza, is sure the new google chip will butt fuck him, and admits Pissed Jeans made him want a motorcycle. His chombos were heavy. You can taste the grapes in the soil. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35113285

Lisa Earlobe 01/26/2025

Lisa Earlobe SPONSOR: Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam’s third mic and Nathan is the Tasmanian Devil. Sam considers the power of fat-guy plate envy, thought Powerade was a good move, and comes up with a fun new way to play horseshoes. Nathan is a colorblock jam man now, watched a 3 go off the rails, and is a proud girl dad. Turns out this thing goes all the way to the top. Put that in a bottle and call it Dr. Pepper. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/35009065

Strokes R Us 01/19/2025

Strokes R Us BONUS EPISODES: This week Nathan has his outfit planned in Des Moines. Sam has been furious all day, saw Nathan go into heroic Lund mode, and sees himself with a shaved head wearing giant sunglasses. Nathan thought he was going in the right direction, was giving the coney to a gal in a trailer, and has thought about learning bass and taking it on the road. They called it macaroni. There’s trampolines on the court. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/34908465

Rogue Male Elephant 01/17/2025

Rogue Male Elephant SPONSOR: Support the show and get 10% off your 1st TUSHY bidet order. Use code CHUBBY at BONUS EPISODES: This week Sam and Becker are reporting late. Sam proposes that Becker bite Nathan on the neck to infect him, sabotaged his own slime for a child’s joy, and decides he has to lose weight OR ELSE. Becker tries to figure out when and who put the hex on him, updates Sam on Lund’s vision for church life, and comes up with a sandwich lie to motivate a friend. He doesn’t eat anymore, he feeds. Undercooked chicken out of a trash can. Pouch Diet? Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Mutiny Coffee: /episode/index/show/25ebb6db-6213-455b-8d96-64676bbf472f/id/34891345

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