2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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Ep. 111 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
12/13/2021
Ep. 111 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
12/06/2021
Ep. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
11/29/2021
Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
11/22/2021
Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 107 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
11/15/2021
Ep. 107 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
11/08/2021
Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 105 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
11/01/2021
Ep. 105 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : SPONSORS: - Get 25% off when you go to and use code BEARS at checkout - Be the big winner this holiday season with a gift from MVMT. Go to ! Join the MOVEMENT! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to and use promo code BEARS for 40% off your entire order for the month of November - Go to and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - Get 15% off your order at - Head to to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Check out and receive 10% off your first order by using the code CAVE And we're back in G-Bay Studios in Austin with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert is ON one, coming in hot with some cocktails! Bert is still on the fence if he has serious neurology problems, tries to give another history lesson about the Middle East trouble makers, and Bert shares his new found love, Starbucks Reserve! Bert realizes he can make his own coffee infused alcoholic beverages and starts experimenting! After Tom talks about the cigar lounge he tried out on the road, Bert realizes who much better Tom is at touring than he is. Tom suggests Bert should get someone to drive him around, which tail spins into Bert wanting to be sponsored by a Hooter Jet. Do Hooters still have jets? Bert talks about when he hung out with NFL quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers and we get a quick update on the weight loss!
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Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
10/25/2021
Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
10/18/2021
Ep. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Head to E to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to for $200 off your order - Visit to support the show and use BEARS at check out for $5 off - Go to enter promo code “BEARS” and they’ll throw in a free Birddogs Whistle Tip Football. - Go check out today, select one item and get 50% off including FREE shipping when you enter offer code BEARS. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the G-Bay studios out of Austin! They talk about the new James Bond movie "Tomorrow Never Dies," and how Bert's biggest problem with movies is wanting to do his own stunts. Bert also reveals his love for Jessica Chastain for the national treasure she is. They go over small baller moves and ask for some fan submissions. Bert then reveals he JUST found out he has long balls. How long? Absurdly long. The bears discuss how they met their wives, and then describe the hardcore love scenes they want to shoot in the movie they're filming together.
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Ep. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
10/11/2021
Ep. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Get three extra months free at . - Go to and use code “CAVE” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Get 25% off when you go to and use code BEARS at checkout It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of Austin and we're getting decadent! Bert tries to talk less and ask Tom more questions about what he values. We get into how big of an impact Chris Rock has had on him. We then get a little too much insight on Bert's experience in the bathroom. Bert then wants to find out what luxury means to Tom as they discuss, whiskey, cigars, watches and more! Tom then gets into what it was like to get the car he's been fantasizing about for more than 15 years. Tom shares a devastating meme of Bert and almost dies laughing. The bears then try to imagine their wives with hot throat tattoos and discuss possible matching tattoos for themselves.
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Ep. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
10/04/2021
Ep. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at . - Get 15% off your order at - Go to and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Get free shipping on all water and merch at . Or grab some at Whole Foods and 7-Eleven. - Get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, when you go to - Head to to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are reunited in Austin, TX and it feels so good! Bert is staying at Tom's house and has stories about hanging out with Tom's kid. The bears talk about Bert snapping a belt with his waist, having fun in some soft water, some first class punters, and more! Do you have tips for empty nesters? Email us at [email protected]
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Ep. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
09/27/2021
Ep. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Get 25% off when you go to and use code BEARS at checkout - Go to and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get your first visit absolutely free at . - Go to and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - Go to and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Get 15% off your order at Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together again for episode 100 of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They talk about the "NYC Still Rising After 20 Years" comedy benefit that Tom performed at with Bill Burr, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson, and many more. Tom reveals that he got very drunk and embarrassed himself in front of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, and shares the interaction he had with one of his comedy idols, Chris Rock. They discuss doing Sober October again, another live show, and Bert reveals the nightmare he had getting through the Denver airport with his family.
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Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
09/20/2021
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to to become a Lord today and get 10% off. - Go to and use promo code BEARS for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Head to E to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to m and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at - Go to to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days! - Visit for 20% off your entire new system and your first month of monitoring service FREE, when you enroll in Interactive Monitoring. Ari Shaffir sits in for Tom Segura with Bert Kresicher for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Ari and Bert discuss the "NYC Still Rising After 20 Years" comedy benefit at Madison Square Garden that Tom performed at. They try to guess the lineup which also included Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, Pete Davidson, Amy Schumer, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, John Mulaney and many more. Bert shares a video from a surfer who talks about exploiting places you visit, which leads to a conversation about geo-tagging. They also talk Bert's Red Rocks show, Sober October, ugly people wearing face masks, and debate about which of them is the better backgammon player.
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Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
09/13/2021
Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Go to for $200 off your order - Get three extra months free at . - Go to and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store - Download the DraftKings app now and use code "BEARS" to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together again (over Zoom) for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. The Bears talk about why Bert is the Jimmy Buffet of comedians, Bert's plans for his show at Red Rocks in Colorado, they both give updates on their surgery recoveries, Joe Rogan's 20 minute polar plunge, and the time Bert sneezed in a woman's mouth. They compare Kanye West's "Donda" and Drake's "Certified Lover Boy," talk about the youngest women they'd date, discuss the most notorious serial killers, and play around with a serial killer name generator.
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Ep. 97 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer
09/06/2021
Ep. 97 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at . - Get an extra $50 off sitewide, on top of their Biggest Sale of the Year when you go to and use the offer code CAVE - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at - Go to to get 10% off your order and FREE shipping. - Go to to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Head to to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. Tom Segura is out for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Dr. Drew Pinsky joins Bert Kreischer in his place. They discuss Joe Rogan's recent announcement, and Drew gives his input on the medicine Joe decided to take. They also discuss Bert's love of drinking, why they don't cheat on their wives, Bert's feelings about selling out an arena, Armie Hammer and Trevor Bauer's recent controversies, and Bert gives an update on his surgery and recovery. They also talk about China, psilocybin mushrooms, and Bert's uncle who encouraged him to do stand-up.
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Ep. 96 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Roy Wood Jr.
08/30/2021
Ep. 96 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Roy Wood Jr.
SPONSORS: - Go to and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Go to to try it for FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout and just pay $5 shipping. - Go to and enter promo code BEARSVIP to get 15% off - Get your Bud Light Retro Summer Tie Dye Variety Pack at or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Go to and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - Check out and receive 10% off your first order by using the code CAVE - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use code BEARS to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS of DOLLARS in prizes with your first deposit! Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Roy Wood Jr. joins Tom Segura in his place. Roy and Tom talk about Roy's podcast "Roy's Job Fair" in which he interviews people with interesting jobs. This leads Roy to discuss the various jobs he had when he was young, including one where he worked in a hospital kitchen with a man who was stealing pills from the patients. Roy also discusses getting arrested, and working at Golden Corral while he was on probation. Tom and Roy also talk about cancel culture, Shane Gillis being fired from SNL, Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nip slip, and the times Roy got suspended on terrestrial radio. Roy recounts his experience taking over for Ari Shaffir as the host of "This Is Not Happening," and the backlash Ari got for his Kobe Bryant tweet. Tom and Roy wrap up by discussing airplane etiquette, and the time Roy accidentally played an "adult video" on a plane.
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Ep. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
08/23/2021
Ep. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Head to E to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Go to S today to get the new Cold Brew Packs. -Save 35% by going to or use the code BEARS at checkout. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert and Tom discuss pool bathing, Bill Cosby and the worst types of hecklers. After that, they guys talk about Dax Shepard, Bert's surgery and review the odds of dying from various things. Lastly, Tom and Bert discuss the balance of alcohol and work, then look at some old photos of Bert drinking on a morning radio show.
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Ep. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
08/16/2021
Ep. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Ep. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
08/09/2021
Ep. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Get Bud Light Seltzers delivered right to your door by going to . - Go to for $200 off your order. - Sign up for your trial at . - Get three extra months free at . - Go to and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Subscribe today and you’ll save 35% by going to . - Go to for 20% off. - Go to today to get the new Cold Brew Packs. Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert tells Tom about getting weird haircuts in Serbia and ordering 100 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Next, Tom talks about doing shows in Las Vegas again, meeting Justin Bieber and taking pictures with TikTok superstar Addison Rae. Afterwards, they discuss how terrible Bert is at keeping secrets, his special relationship with Will Smith and Britney Spears' conservatorship. Last, Tom and Bert talk about celebrities who have gone broke, Johnny Depp's spending habits and Magic Johnson's vacation pictures.
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Ep. 92 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
08/02/2021
Ep. 92 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to to become a Lord today and get 10% off. - Get your Bud Light Seltzer delivered right to your door by going to . - Go and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order. - Visit to get 10% off during your first 3 months. - Go to , click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE to get a 60-day free trial. - Go to and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get your first visit absolutely free at . Today is a very special show as Bert is finally back from Serbia! Bert catches Tom up on everything that happened, including why he needs to get surgery, going to a Serbian hospital and working with Mark Hamill. Next, Tom and Bert talk about making a movie together, acting vs. cheating and having to stay off Instagram while filming. After that, Tom tells Bert he's buying another Sea-Doo, the kids are acting more Texan since moving to Austin and discovers the difference between frogs and toads. Last, Bert reveals he's afraid of getting surgery but Tom let's him know it's going to be OK and that he actually loves surgery.
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Ep. 91 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brendan Schaub
07/26/2021
Ep. 91 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brendan Schaub
SPONSORS: - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Head to to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at - Go to to get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - You can get all the different flavors of Bud Light Seltzer delivered at y or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Go to Y to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma - Purchase at and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, comedian and podcast host, Brendan Schaub stops by the studio. To kick things off, Brendan tells Tom about getting a black belt because of his son, celebrity fights and taking steroids. Next, Tom explains his strategies as a young comedian, the importance of set lengths and what to learn from other big comedians. After that, Tom tells Brendan about meeting Joe Rogan for the first time, getting dinner with Charlie Murphy and doing open mics at the Comedy Store. Then, Brendan and Tom talk about lying to their kids, paparazzi following Tom and the fascination of Jake and Logan Paul.
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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
07/19/2021
Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
The second leg of the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour is here! Go to and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 21st at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Go to and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to and use the code BEARS for 25% off anything you order! - Go to and use promo code BEARS for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Get 15% off your order at - Go to and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! - Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store. Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by Marc Maron. To start things off, the guys talk about the benefits of doing coke, getting out of a DUI and Maron's new podcast, Dark Fonzie. Next, Marc talks about being a morning radio host and how he's transitioning into being an actor. After that, Marc explains his opinions on moving to Austin, and talks about some of his favorite BBQ restaurants in Texas. Then, Tom and Marc discuss smoking meats with a Traeger grill, how to properly cook fish and one of Marc's favorite stores, Fish King. Last, Marc talks about what it's like to be an actor, and his experience interviewing famous musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney.
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Ep. 89 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Cassius Marsh
07/12/2021
Ep. 89 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Cassius Marsh
Come see Tom Segura on tour in Chicago at Credit 1 Arena April 15th! Go to and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 14th at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at . - Go to and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at - Go to to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Head to to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. Pittsburgh Steeler Cassius Marsh joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Tom's old house that Cassius bought, playing for the Patriots, having a dad and brother that played in the NFL, Magic: The Gathering, college football recruitment, NFTs and more!
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Ep. 88 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Anthony Jeselnik
07/05/2021
Ep. 88 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Anthony Jeselnik
SPONSORS: - Go to for $200 off your order. - Purchase at and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! - Get 10% off your first 3 months at - Join the MVMT and get 15% off today with free shipping and free returns by going to - Get 15% off your order at - Get 20% off your first order at . - Get the retro summer tie dye variety pack for a limited time this summer! You can get them delivered right to your door by going to or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Go to and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by comedian Anthony Jeselnik. To start things off, Tom and Anthony talk about cancel culture, writing jokes and starting out in comedy. Next, they discuss Japanese prank shows, monetizing Tom's injury and the life of a stand up comic. After that, Tom and Anthony talk about how Dave Attell and Chris Rock influenced them, and the importance of finding yourself in comedy. Last, Greg discusses his fraternity days at Tulane, shares some crazy college stories and tells Tom about some beef he has with other comedians.
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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
06/28/2021
Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
SPONSORS: - Purchase at and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! - Get your first visit absolutely free at - Get the retro summer tie dye variety pack for a limited time this summer! You can get them delivered right to your door by going to or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: . Thanks to Policygenius for sponsoring this video! - Check out and use code CAVE to receive 10% off your first order - Go to to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma - Go to and use code BEARS for 25% off your purchase of superior CBD products Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, comedian, writer and host Greg Fitzsimmons steps in for Bert Kreischer. First, Tom Segura and Greg discuss going out to gay bars, Bert's hygiene, and Greg talks about meeting Jon Voight on a plane. Then, Greg discusses his time working on the Ellen DeGeneres show, hooking up with girls from comedy shows, and his dad bod. Next, Tom and Greg discuss how good they'd be at performing oral on a a man, online trolls, and Tom tells a crazy story about the Mexican cartel. After that, Greg and Tom open up about his anger issues, physical parents and trying to have better parenting tendencies. Last, Tom and Greg talk about their kids growing up, moving to Texas and the benefits of being fat in cold weather.
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Ep. 86 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Felipe Esparza
06/21/2021
Ep. 86 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Felipe Esparza
SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at . - Go to and use the code BEARS for 25% off anything you order! - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at - Go to and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! - Get the retro summer tie dye variety pack for a limited time this summer! You can get them delivered right to your door by going to or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Purchase at and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! Felipe Esparza joins Tom Segura in as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Tom and Felipe discuss what is was like being away from stand-up due to the lockdown, Felipe's upbringing, being around gangs, getting sober, and more.
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Ep. 85 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Normand
06/14/2021
Ep. 85 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Normand
SPONSORS: - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at - Get 15% off your order at - Go to to download the app and get a free slice of stock when you join! - Go to to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Go to and use code BEARS for 25% off your purchase of superior CBD products Mark Normand joins Tom Segura in as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Mark and Tom discuss touring with Bert Kreischer, life in New York City, writing jokes, the experience of having kids, and more!
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Ep. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
06/07/2021
Ep. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Tickets for The Berty Boy Relapse World Tour are on sale now at SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://ShadyRays.com. - Get your first visit absolutely free! Go to https://forhims.com/bears. - Get $10 Off Your First Pair of Feetures when you go to https://feetures.com/CAVE. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS. - Visit https://ritual.com/BEARS to get 10% off during your first 3 months. - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE to get a 60-day free trial. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get all the different flavors of Bud Light Seltzer delivered at budlight.com/delivery This week, Tom Segura's fill-in for Bert Kreischer is comedian and podcast host of "In Godfrey We Trust," Godfrey! After practicing some Spanish, Tom and Godfrey start the show by discussing how crazy the last year or two have been, how terribly Bill Gates is aging, and the nature of the internet. The bears describe their experiences "warming up" crowds at television show tapings, and Godfrey shares his experience doing warm-up for The Cosby Show, and when Cosby caught him doing his Cosby impression! They discuss some of their favorite working comedians today, black culture in America, and a whole lot more!
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Ep. 83 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ethan Klein
05/31/2021
Ep. 83 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ethan Klein
SPONSORS: - Go to for $200 off your order. - Go to and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: . Thanks to Policygenius for sponsoring this video! - You can get all the different flavors of Bud Light Seltzer delivered at or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at - Go to to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma - Go to and use code BEARS for 25% off your purchase of superior CBD products This week, guest bear Ethan Klein of H3 Productions joins Tom Segura in the Cave! They discuss what Bert Kreischer and Mark Hamill must be up to on the set of the new "Machine" movie in Serbia. Ethan goes over his insane lawsuit with Triller, and discusses how unbelievable it is that they were in business with Jake Paul. Ethan reminds us that Paul has EXTREMELY serious accusations made against him by the respected journalists of the New York Times (this was recorded before Jake Paul left Triller for Showtime Boxing). Ethan also fills Tom in on all the insane YouTube shenanigans going on with James Charles, David Dobrik, and why everyone besides H3 is afraid to challenge Keemstar.
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Ep. 82 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Steve-O & Bert Kreischer
05/24/2021
Ep. 82 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Steve-O & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Go to to download shuffle and start posting for a chance to win a new iPhone - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at - Go to and use code cave12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping! - Go to to get 10% off your order and FREE shipping. - Get 20% Off and free shipping at Steve-O joins Bert Kreischer as your guest bear this week! They discuss how their dads would bond, music they associate with different periods of their life, Bert's "Machine" story, the main characteristics of alcoholism, Steve-O's Jackass co-stars Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, and Ryan Dunn, and more! They also FaceTime Sean Evans to discuss guests on "Hot Ones."
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