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Road to WW3, Part Three | 117 03/07/2026

I Dream of Susie!, Or, Road to WW3 Part Two | 116 03/06/2026

2026: A Space Odyssey, Or, Road to WW3 Part One | 115 03/06/2026

U.S. TRANSPORTS AYATOLLAH TO THE POCKET DIMENSION?? WAR, FINALLY!? | 114 02/28/2026

HOT OFF THE PRESSES? TODAY’S NYT COVER STORY: “The Birthrate Is Plunging. Why Some Say That’s a Good Thing.” WNM! INVESTIGATES! | 113 02/27/2026

WESTERN NEWS MEDIA! Visits GERMANY to PLAN PEACE IN THE UKRAINE WAR!!!! TREATY IMMINENT??? | 112 02/26/2026

MIDTERMS COMING UP??? NANCY PELOSI With EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS to Western News Media!! | 111 02/24/2026

PEACE ANNOUNCED?? VICE Sends Me to Mama MEXICO to INVESTIGATE THIS WEEK’S EVENTS!!! WAR SOON????? | 110 02/24/2026

LIVE: INVASION OF PERSIA!!!!!!! My MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH to OUR TROOPS! | 109 02/18/2026

DISASTER ON LAKE COMO??!! EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE from ITALY! Or, The Life Aquatic With Western News Media! | 108 02/18/2026

MY EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Prime Minister Kier Starmer Amidst Calls to Resign. Plus, I Explore London's Nightlife! | 107 02/11/2026

I'M RESCUEMAXXED from being a SLAVECEL??? Plus, I Go to London to Quell Anti-Regime Protests & Puppy Bowl 2026 UPDATES | 106 02/10/2026

I've Been SOLD?? I’m KIDNAPPED from the MILAN OLYMPICS | 105 02/08/2026

EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE of the MILAN OLYMPICS. Interviews with the Italian Curling Team, Dispatches Post-Armada (Ouch!) | 104 02/07/2026

MY DEMAND to be Taken to The LARGE GILA Monster MILKING FACTORY IN DENMARK Is Well-Received! EXCLUSIVE Interviews! | 103 02/07/2026

EXCLUSIVE TOUR of the ARMADA Ready to Attack Iran!! With Special Guest First Lady Brigitte Macron! | 102 02/06/2026

Jeffrey Epstein Found ALIVE!! | 101 02/05/2026