Two Cranky Creatives: Real Talk & Practical Advice for Surface Designers and Creative Entrepreneurs
In Two Cranky Creatives, two seasoned creative entrepreneurs, Carrie & Toni, pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of building a creative business. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with being a creative entrepreneur. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the creative hustle, join us for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Cranky and Without a Compass: Real Talk About Building a Surface Design Business w/Elizabeth Silver
05/20/2026
Cranky and Without a Compass: Real Talk About Building a Surface Design Business w/Elizabeth Silver
This episode is sponsored by In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by the illustrious Elizabeth Silver. Together, they crack open one of the most maddening truths of the creative hustle: there is no straight line to success in surface design. Unlike traditional careers with neatly stacked ladders and linear progression, surface design is more like a choose-your-own-adventure book… except all the pages are out of order and someone spilled coffee on the map. 😵💫 From licensing to POD to freelance to teaching—new designers face a dizzying number of options, and trying to build them all at once? Cue burnout. But it’s not all doomscrolls and dead ends. The Cranks and Elizabeth get real about what it takes to actually build a creative career that’s both sustainable and sane. They share practical advice for focusing on one income stream at a time, why patience is a superpower (spoiler: most full-time designers took years to get there), and how profit—not revenue—is what really keeps you in the game. If you've been caught in the loop of comparison, confusion, and creative fatigue, this episode will feel like a deep, cranky exhale. Come for the validation—stay for the permission to slow down and plant smart seeds. Notable Resources (some affiliate links included) (lifetime fee) (lifetime fee for a limited time) Elizabeth Silver is a professional surface pattern designer and a licensed artist for the stationery, gift, and textile markets. With over 20 years in the industry and hundreds of designs in her portfolio, she also teaches newer surface pattern designers how to move past overwhelm and obstacles to create a profitable creative business. She’s passionate about keep it real business advice, and moving forward even in a messy way. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsor! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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BONUS: Cranky & Controversial: Calling Out the Creative Course Boom
05/13/2026
BONUS: Cranky & Controversial: Calling Out the Creative Course Boom
In this bonus episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into a recent controversy shaking up the online art education space—and yeah, it’s messy. What started as a critical course review and a broader critique of the creative course boom quickly escalated into backlash, raising bigger questions about who should be teaching, what qualifies as expertise, and why dissenting voices seem to get shouted down. Toni and Carrie unpack the tension between experience and education, the pressure of the creative hustle pushing artists toward teaching as a primary income stream, and the uncomfortable reality that not all courses are created by people with real-world “receipts.” If you’ve ever felt unsure about investing in a course—or quietly skeptical about who’s leading them—you’re not alone. This conversation is a grounded look at how to protect your time, money, and creative energy. Articles Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky and Cautious: How Creatives Can Spot Scams Before They Spiral
05/06/2026
Cranky and Cautious: How Creatives Can Spot Scams Before They Spiral
Cranky and Cautious: How Creatives Can Spot Scams Before They Spiral In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sound the alarm on a growing (and increasingly sophisticated) wave of scams targeting creatives at every stage of their careers. From the all-too-familiar Instagram “Do you take commissions?” DM, to eerie wrong-number texts that spiral into “pig butchering” schemes, to fake scouts and collectors sliding into your inbox with suspiciously vague offers, Carrie and Toni break down how these traps work, and why they’re designed to exploit your creative hustle, optimism, and exhaustion. But this isn’t a panic episode—it’s a grounding one. Carrie and Toni talk about how scammers prey on the pressure, isolation, and hope baked into the creative hustle, and how slowing down is often the most powerful response. They offer creative career advice rooted in healthy skepticism, reminding listeners that real opportunities can withstand questions, pauses, and verification. This is your reminder that protecting your time, work, and energy isn’t paranoid, it’s professional. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky and Conflicted: When Your Dream Job Isn’t a Dream Anymore w/Stacie Bloomfield
04/22/2026
Cranky and Conflicted: When Your Dream Job Isn’t a Dream Anymore w/Stacie Bloomfield
This episode is sponsored by and In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and entrepreneur, Stacie Bloomfield, to talk about a sneaky kind of burnout—the kind that shows up not when you’re failing, but when you’re “succeeding.” You know the one: where the business is thriving, the accolades are rolling in, and yet… something just feels off. Together, we dig into the existential weirdness of realizing the thing you built might no longer be the thing you want to do. Stacie, Carrie, and Toni explore how easy it is to become a prisoner of your own progress, and how “play” becomes a distant memory when every creative act is tied to output, profit, or performance. It’s a brutally honest, beautifully reflective convo about identity, change, and the scary freedom of planning for your second (or third!) creative act. If you’ve ever felt the low-key horror of outgrowing your own dream, this episode will feel like a deep, cranky exhale. Come for the vulnerability—stay for the permission to pivot. Stacie Bloomfield… Stacie Bloomfield is an illustrator, author, and founder of Gingiber, a multi–seven-figure art brand based in Springdale, Arkansas. With over 16 years of experience, she’s helped more than 4,000 creatives build sustainable, profitable businesses through her signature course Leverage Your Art. Stacie is also the author of Give Yourself Margin and the upcoming The Artist’s Side Hustle, releasing November 18, 2025. Through her teaching, art, and writing, Stacie empowers artists to turn their creativity into thriving businesses and lives filled with more margin and joy. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsor! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky and Unpaid: Practical Advice for Dealing with Clients Who Ghost on Invoices
04/08/2026
Cranky and Unpaid: Practical Advice for Dealing with Clients Who Ghost on Invoices
This episode is sponsored by and . In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks tackle one of the most infuriating—and unfortunately common—creative challenges: clients who don’t pay their damn bills. Carrie and Toni share real-world stories from their own creative hustles, ranging from early-career mistakes to late-stage “I knew better than this” moments. But all is not lost. Carrie and Toni break down why contracts, deposits, milestone payments, and kill fees aren’t about being difficult—they’re about protecting your time, energy, and livelihood. They talk candidly about trusting your gut, firing clients who cross boundaries, and why financial stability gives you the power to say no without panic. If you’re navigating creative challenges or feeling stretched thin, this episode is your permission slip to tighten your systems, honor your worth, and stop chasing people who don’t respect your work. You’re not mean. You’re professional. And you deserve to get paid. 💸✨ Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsor! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky and Chaotic: Finding Time to Make Art When Life Gets Messy w/Lisa Bardot
03/25/2026
Cranky and Chaotic: Finding Time to Make Art When Life Gets Messy w/Lisa Bardot
This episode is sponsored by , , the , the , and . In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by artist, educator, and creative powerhouse Lisa Bardot to tackle a universal struggle—how the hell do we find time to make art when life is a never-ending to-do list? Between running a business, managing responsibilities, and trying to remember to eat lunch, carving out time for creative flow can feel impossible. Together, Lisa, Carrie, and Toni dive into the tug-of-war between the ideas buzzing in our heads and the demands of real life that constantly interrupt them. They talk about embracing imperfect progress, redefining what productivity means for artists, and learning to find a rhythm that honors your creative energy instead of fighting it. If you’ve ever stared longingly at your sketchbook while your inbox mocks you—this episode is your cranky permission slip to make something anyway. Lisa Bardot… Lisa Bardot is an illustration artist, teacher, and creative adventurer based in California. Using the iPad and Procreate as her go-to tools, she creates digital brushes, tutorials, and resources that help artists of all levels find joy in making art. Her tutorials have reached millions worldwide, earning her a reputation for a teaching style that’s thorough, concise, and fun. Lisa is the author of Drawing Digital, a guide to creating art on the iPad, and the founder of Bardot Brush, where she designs Procreate brushes and tools loved by artists across the globe. She also leads Making Art Everyday, a drawing challenge that helps people conquer creative fears and build a consistent art practice, and Art Maker’s Club, a joy-filled community and learning hub for digital art-makers. Instagram: YouTube: Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsors! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky About Taxes: Practical Tax Truths Every Creative Needs to Hear w/Hannah Cole
03/11/2026
Cranky About Taxes: Practical Tax Truths Every Creative Needs to Hear w/Hannah Cole
This episode is sponsored by the and . Listeners also get a a with the code CRANKY at checkout In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and tax pro, Hannah Cole of Sunlight Tax, for a clear-eyed, no-nonsense conversation about taxes and the creative hustle. Together, they unpack the much-talked-about One Big Beautiful Bill, including why its flashy perks feel good in the short term, who actually benefits, and how it will impact us over the long-term. This is the stuff that gets buried under headlines, and it directly impacts how sustainable (or fragile) a creative career can be. But we never leave you without hope, and Hannah breaks down quarterly taxes in plain language, explains why tax protest mostly hurts individuals rather than systems, and offers smarter ways creatives can use economic power without blowing up their own finances. If you’re craving creative career advice that cuts through the noise and gives you practical advice you can actually use, this episode is for you. Hannah Cole …Hannah Cole is an artist, tax expert, and the founder of Sunlight Tax. She specializes in educating entrepreneurs and creative professionals in taxes and financial empowerment. A long-time working artist with a high-level exhibition history, Hannah is a frequent speaker on stages and podcasts, a money columnist for the art blog Hyperallergic, and the host of a global top 3% podcast, the Sunlight podcast. Her company, Sunlight Tax, specializes in friendly, informative tax education for self-employed people with a big vision, and engaging, savvy tax education workshops for creative groups. www.sunlighttax.com Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice. Thank you to our sponsor! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky, Creative, & Still Human: AI’s Impact on Surface Design & What Creative Entrepreneurs Need to Know w/Ness Stoilova
02/25/2026
Cranky, Creative, & Still Human: AI’s Impact on Surface Design & What Creative Entrepreneurs Need to Know w/Ness Stoilova
This episode is sponsored by , , , , , the , and . Listeners also get a a with the code CRANKY at checkout Surface designer Vanessa Stoilova joins the Cranks for a thought-provoking conversation about the rise—and possible plateau—of AI in the surface design industry. They share their perspectives on when it is—or isn’t—appropriate to use AI in your creative work, and how designers can adapt to this new era without losing their artistic voice (or their sanity). As AI tools flood the creative world, artists and creative entrepreneurs are asking hard questions about originality, ethics, and sustainability. Together, they dig into how companies are responding with new restrictions and contract clauses around AI-generated art, and why staying authentically you is still the most powerful business strategy for creative entrepreneurs. Whether you’re cautiously curious about AI or ready to unplug entirely, this episode offers a grounded, no-BS look at how to evolve without selling out—a cranky reminder that real art still comes from real humans. Vanessa Stoilova … Vanessa Stoilova has been a professional illustrator since 2015, working first in picture books and now as a surface designer. She is represented by Pink Light Studio and has collaborated with companies like American Greetings, Hobby Lobby, TJ-Maxx, Casetify, Design Design, and more. Since 2021, she has also taught art business tips to aspiring illustrators on her YouTube Channel, Art Business with Ness. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ArtBusinesswithNess Insta: https://www.instagram.com/vanessa.stoilova/ Web: https://www.vanessastoilova.com/ Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsors! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky and Legally Obligated: The Marketing Demands You Didn’t See Coming
02/11/2026
Cranky and Legally Obligated: The Marketing Demands You Didn’t See Coming
This episode is sponsored by , , , and . Listeners also get a a with the code CRANKY at checkout In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks go full spicy about sneaky contract language that’s leaving creative entrepreneurs overworked, undervalued, and roped into agreements that quietly say, “also be our unpaid marketing department.” From licensing deals that demand multi-year social media commitments, to contests that prioritize clout over craft, they unpack the sneaky ways companies offload marketing costs onto creators—and how this practice eats away at the soul of your creative hustle. Carrie and Toni take a beat to reflect on the deeper damage these expectations cause to a creative career—shifting time, energy, and emotional bandwidth away from actual artmaking and into unpaid promotional labor. They share practical advice for navigating creative challenges like these: how to evaluate opportunity cost, listen to your gut, and make bold exits from contracts that don’t serve your values. This episode is cranky. It’s cathartic. And it might just save your sanity. Notable Resources Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsors! This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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BONUS: Cranky & Informed: The Cranks React to the Surface Design Industry Survey
02/04/2026
BONUS: Cranky & Informed: The Cranks React to the Surface Design Industry Survey
In this bonus episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into the newly released . This is the only data set of its kind in our industry, and it matters. Full stop. The Cranks react in real time to what the survey reveals about income, expenses, and more, while naming the creative challenges that so many surface designers quietly carry alone. If you’ve ever felt like your creative hustle was happening in a vacuum—no benchmarks, no context, just vibes—this episode exchanges real information for that uncertainty. But this conversation isn’t about panic or comparison, it’s about perseverance, perspective, and permission. PLEASE SUPPORT SHANNON’S WORK!! Toni, here … in this episode, we respond to the survey, but that isn’t a replacement for downloading it and using the information yourself. This data is crucial to our industry and to each of our careers. Please donate monetarily to Shannon; even $1 will help keep this survey alive. Both Carrie and I donated. Please give what you can. >><< Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Imperfect and Cranky: Breaking the Perfection Trap w/Cat Coquillette
01/28/2026
Imperfect and Cranky: Breaking the Perfection Trap w/Cat Coquillette
This episode is sponsored by , , , , , , , and . Listeners also get a a with the code CRANKY at checkout In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined once again by the always delightful Cat Coquillette. The theme? Perfection is a lie, and waiting until you're “ready” is just fear wearing a fancy outfit. Together, Cat, Carrie, and Toni unpack why chasing perfection is a trap that keeps creatives from putting their work out there—and how confidence isn’t something you wait for, it’s something you build through action. Whether you’re afraid to pitch, post, or pursue your dream collab, this episode is your lovingly cranky pep talk to get moving already. Cat Coquillette is a nomadic artist and founder of CatCoq, a brand that draws inspiration from Cat’s travels around the world. Her artwork, ranging from tropical florals in Bali to Amazonian wildlife and Scandinavian textile patterns, offers a unique perspective to her audience. Cat’s creative courses and art workshops have helped over half a million students gain the skills and confidence to pursue their creative passions. Cat remains dedicated to delivering art, education, and value to the community she loves. Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Thank you to our sponsors! Sponsor Links This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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Cranky but Creative: Practical Advice About Artist Royalties
01/14/2026
Cranky but Creative: Practical Advice About Artist Royalties
This episode is sponsored by and In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Toni and Carrie tackle a topic that’s often wrapped in mystery and wishful thinking—royalties. If you’ve ever dreamed of earning income while you sleep, it’s time for a reality check (and maybe a calculator). The Cranks break down exactly how royalties work in the real world—what you earn, when you get paid, and why it’s rarely as passive as it sounds. But this isn’t a doom spiral—it’s a strategy session for your creative career. They chat about the upsides, the rush of seeing your creation out in the world, and why royalties can still be a powerful part of a creative business if you pair them with a diversified income plan. Whether you’re just stepping into licensing or wondering why that check was for $1.73, this episode gives you the information to set realistic expectations—and build something more sustainable in the long run. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on . Grab yours today! Thank you to our sponsors! Sponsor Links Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at
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REDUX: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran
12/17/2025
REDUX: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran
REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Mandy Corcoran of Amanda Grace Design. Together, they unpack the ins and outs of pitching schedules in art licensing and explain why working smarter and crankier matters. You'll also hear why small companies might be your licensing sweet spot over those intimidating big-box stores. In This Episode, You'll Hear About: Why you should be designing one season ahead to stay relevant and competitive The benefits of designing for seasons, not holidays - timeless over timely Real-world experience pitching art in an ever-changing industry Whether you're just starting out or deep into licensing, this episode will leave you feeling prepared, proactive, and just the right amount of cranky. References Mentioned Mandy Corcoran…Hey there! I’m Mandy Corcoran, the creative force behind Amanda Grace Design. With a deep passion for turning art into seamless patterns, I’m here to help artists like you merge creativity with technology and transform those artistic dreams into thriving businesses. My journey in surface pattern design is all about making tech tools fun and accessible, turning the transition from sketch to digital masterpiece into an exhilarating adventure. Through my courses, eduletters, and engaging reels, I’m dedicated to helping you streamline your processes so you can focus on what you truly love: creating. Let’s dive into the vibrant world of digital art together and manifest those wild creative visions into reality. Ready to turn your art from under appreciated to unstoppable? Let’s do this! Website: Instagram: (affiliate link for Toni) Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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BONUS: Cranky and Color-Blind: Why Pantone’s “Cloud Dancer” Misses the Mark
12/12/2025
BONUS: Cranky and Color-Blind: Why Pantone’s “Cloud Dancer” Misses the Mark
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni take a hard look at Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year, “Cloud Dancer”—a shade of white that's allegedly here to soothe our collective anxiety. But instead of peace, the Cranks felt... irritated. And they’re not alone. From internet memes to side-eyes across the design world, “Cloud Dancer” has landed with all the grace of a cold chicken breast on a wedding plate. Is it truly calming—or just tone-deaf, condescending, and dangerously out of step with the emotional landscape creatives are navigating today? Together, the Cranks unravel the legitimacy of Pantone’s authority and make a compelling case for ditching the pressure of trendy palettes altogether. This one’s part creative career advice, part color therapy, and all sass. If you’ve ever felt boxed in by “what’s hot right now,” this episode is your permission slip to throw the rulebook out the window and let your weird, wonderful style lead the way. Want more Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You’ll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips.
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REDUX: Designing for Trends w/Cat Coquillette
12/03/2025
REDUX: Designing for Trends w/Cat Coquillette
REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Cat Coquillette. Together, they tackle the controversial “T-word” in the creative industry—trends. Is trend-chasing selling out? Can you still be considered an artist if your work aligns with market demands? Spoiler: Yes, and yes! This week, we’re embracing the cranky side of being a surface designer in a commercial world. Carrie, Cat, and Toni explore how surface design is, by nature, commercial and why wanting to be paid for your work isn’t the betrayal of artistry some might claim. Learn how to apply your own creative voice to trends, make them uniquely yours, and stay authentic while keeping your work marketable. Because, spoiler alert: You're still an artist—even if your art pays the bills. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Why “trend” doesn’t have to be a dirty word. Finding the balance between market demands and your creative identity. How to interpret and personalize trends in your work. Challenging the myth that commercial art isn’t “real” art. Whether you're a trend trailblazer or someone who rolls their eyes at the word, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating the art-meets-commerce tightrope. References Mentioned Cat’s Playlist Cat Coquillette …Cat Coquillette is a nomadic artist and founder of CatCoq, a brand that draws inspiration from Cat’s travels around the world. Her artwork, ranging from tropical florals in Bali to Amazonian wildlife and Scandinavian textile patterns, offers a unique perspective to her audience. Cat’s creative courses and art workshops have helped over half a million students gain the skills and confidence to pursue their creative passions. Cat remains dedicated to delivering art, education, and value to the community she loves. Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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REDUX: The "Draw Every Day" Myth
11/19/2025
REDUX: The "Draw Every Day" Myth
REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico take on a popular piece of advice that might be doing more harm than good: the idea that you must draw every day to be successful. As two seasoned creatives who’ve found success in their own way, Carrie and Toni break down why this “rule” is more of a myth and how it often pressures artists into unrealistic expectations. They get real about finding a balance between discipline and burnout, exploring how, sometimes, skipping a day (or several) can help your creative flow. If you’re tired of feeling guilt and shame every time you miss a day of drawing, this episode is for you. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Why the “draw every day” rule isn’t one-size-fits-all. How to build a creative routine that works for you—without the guilt. Real talk on why artistic success isn’t defined by daily output. Whether you’re a pro or just starting out, Carrie and Toni share insights to help you make peace with your own unique creative rhythm. References Mentioned About Two Cranky Creatives Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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REDUX: When Clients Think We Charge Too Much
11/05/2025
REDUX: When Clients Think We Charge Too Much
REDUX! While Carrie and I record season 2, we're bringing this much requested episode back...In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico tackle a topic that’s sure to resonate with every artist, designer, and creative entrepreneur: clients who think your work is overpriced. It’s frustrating, it’s aggravating, and it’s a reality that every creative professional faces. Carrie and Toni dive into the common mindset of clients who believe they could “do it themselves” or undervalue the expertise and effort that goes into professional creative work. They share stories of their own experiences, explore why this misconception exists, and offer insights on navigating these uncomfortable conversations while standing firm in your worth. If you’ve ever felt the sting of someone questioning your rates or struggled with educating clients about the value of what you do, this episode will leave you feeling seen, heard, and ready to defend your prices with confidence (and maybe a little crankiness). In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Why some clients undervalue creative work—and why they’re wrong. The emotional labor of educating clients about your expertise. How frustrating it is to be treated like you’re greedy when asking for the budget. Strategies for standing firm in your worth as a creative. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, Carrie and Toni offer a candid look at this all-too-common struggle—and some advice to help you navigate it with grit, grace, and humor. References Mentioned * * incorrectly attributed to Edward Tufte in the show Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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REDUX: Stolen Art, Copyright Infringement, and more.
10/22/2025
REDUX: Stolen Art, Copyright Infringement, and more.
REDUX! While Carrie and I record season 2, we're bringing this much requested episode back...In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, co-hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico dive into a topic that makes every artist’s blood boil: stolen artwork. From discovering your designs on unauthorized products to navigating the complicated world of copyright, they share personal stories, practical advice, and some much-needed venting. If you’ve ever felt the sting of seeing your hard work taken without permission—or if you’re worried about how to protect your art—this episode is packed with insights to help you navigate the frustrating, cranky side of being a creative entrepreneur. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Practical steps to protect your work from unauthorized use. Navigating gender norms in these dicey situations as a woman. The emotional toll of dealing with stolen art and how to manage it. Real talk about what you can do to safeguard your designs. Whether you’re a seasoned creative or just starting, Carrie and Toni offer a mix of candid advice and encouragement to help you feel empowered—even when someone’s trying to steal your shine. DISCLAIMER: Carrie and Toni are not lawyers. Any statements about copyright law are their personal understanding of US copyright law. References Mentioned Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Cranky and FOMO-Free: Confronting Hustle Culture
10/08/2025
Cranky and FOMO-Free: Confronting Hustle Culture
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni tackle the relentless pressure to always be creating. If you’ve ever felt like you’re falling behind because you’re not churning out work at lightning speed—trust us, you’re not alone. Social media, hustle culture, and the myth of the "always-on" artist can make it feel like you're failing if you're not constantly producing. But here’s the truth: It’s okay to step back, take a break, and ignore the noise. Your creative journey is yours alone—no algorithm gets to dictate it. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: 🎨 The overwhelming pressure to produce and why it’s okay to slow down.❌ Why you don’t have to jump on every challenge or contest (seriously, you can say no).🗣️ How to tune out the FOMO and stay true to your artistic voice.⚡ Practical ways to create on your own terms—without the burnout. The art world will keep spinning whether you post today or not. What matters most is making work that feels authentic to you. So, let’s get cranky and reclaim our creative freedom! Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Chronically Cranky: Managing chronic illness while building a creative career
09/24/2025
Chronically Cranky: Managing chronic illness while building a creative career
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni get real about what it’s like to build a creative business while managing a chronic illness. Spoiler: It’s tough—but it’s doable, and there’s absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Society loves to glorify perfection and hustle culture, but let’s be honest—being human is messy. Whether you choose to disclose your condition or not is your decision, and no one else gets a say. The most important thing? Giving yourself grace. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: 🧠 Why perfection is overrated—and why you don’t owe it to anyone.🤐 The pros and cons of disclosing your chronic illness in professional spaces.💡 Strategies for managing energy, boundaries, and expectations in your business.💖 The importance of self-compassion and working with your body, not against it. Running a creative business is hard enough. Doing it while managing a chronic illness? That’s next-level resilience. Tune in for an honest, judgment-free conversation about finding success on your terms. Notable Mentions Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Cranky and Contract-Savvy: The hidden gotchas in creative contracts
09/10/2025
Cranky and Contract-Savvy: The hidden gotchas in creative contracts
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni break down the sneaky language lurking in contracts that could cost you big time. They’ve seen some doozies. Whether you're licensing artwork or signing a freelance agreement, knowing what to look for (and what to push back on) is everything. Contracts are NOT set in stone, no matter how official they look. Carrie and Toni share some of the most common red flags, sneaky clauses, and real-world lessons they learned the hard way. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: 🔎 Why your gut instinct about a contract is probably right.✍️ The importance of having a second set of eyes (a lawyer, a friend, or even AI).⚠️ Common traps like rights grabs, vague payment terms, and sneaky exclusivity clauses.💡 How to confidently negotiate better terms—yes, even you can do it! Contracts don’t have to be scary, but they do need your full attention. Tune in and arm yourself with the knowledge to protect your work, your money, and your creative career. Notable Mentions Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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How Cranky Creatives Stay Paid w/Kay Wolfersperger: Multiple Income Streams as a Creative Entrepreneur
08/27/2025
How Cranky Creatives Stay Paid w/Kay Wolfersperger: Multiple Income Streams as a Creative Entrepreneur
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Kay Wolfersperger to tackle a hard truth about making a living in surface design: one income stream just isn’t enough. If you’ve been told that licensing your art will pay all your bills, they’re here to set the record straight—with plenty of cranky real talk. They dive into why relying solely on licensing is the exception, not the rule, how multiple income streams are a necessity (not a failure), and the best ways to diversify without losing your sanity. Whether you're freelancing, teaching, selling products, or building passive income, they break down the ways creatives can actually make a living—without burning out. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: How art licensing alone won’t pay all your bills (and that’s normal). The reality of balancing multiple revenue streams without losing your mind. Why having multiple streams isn’t a failure—it’s smart business. If you’ve ever felt stressed about where your next paycheck is coming from, this episode will help you feel seen, empowered, and maybe even a little less cranky. Notable Mentions Kay’s Playlist Kay Wolfersperger … Kay Wolfesperger is a creative lighting bolt based out of Savannah, GA, USA. She funnels her boundless energy into her illustrations to create unique and compelling solutions for her clients such as Editions Auzou, Creative Bug, American Greetings and Design House Greetings. Her colorful and lively work often explores humor and positivity and her mixed race background provides invaluable insight and appreciation for diverse points of view and a penchant for empathy. Wolfersperger loves the convenience and speed of working digitally but embraces the wobbly lines in her work that reflect the mastery of her craft and humanness in her process. She balances her robust creative entrepreneurship with running, lifting heavy and traveling. Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Colorfully Cranky: Using Color in Design w/Ana Bianchi
08/20/2025
Colorfully Cranky: Using Color in Design w/Ana Bianchi
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by Ana Bianchi—a designer, artist, and color whisperer who says hell no to playing it safe with your palette. Together, they dive deep into the wild world of color: how to find your unique color voice, why signature palettes can sometimes box you in, and what magic happens when you step off the color wheel and into the unknown. If you’ve ever felt stuck in a rut of “what works,” or afraid to experiment because, gasp, it might clash, this episode is your personal permission slip to go bold, go weird, and make your color choices unapologetically you. Ana Bianchi …Originally from Mexico, Ana Bianchi is an artist, designer, illustrator, and twice-published children’s book author/illustrator. With degrees in both graphic design and fine arts, her 35+ years of creative work span disciplines ranging from printmaking and ceramics to illustration, surface design, and children's wear to graphic design and branding for clients, small and big, from local restaurants to major airlines. Her lifelong love of color is what connects it all and helps her comfortably move from one discipline to another and from one technique to another. Her book Color Curious (Chronicle Books) illustrates her ideas and inspiration around a variety of color themes, combining essays with her photography, illustrations, and more, and as you read her texts, you will discover her deep interest in art history, world cultures, and the pursuit of creative ideas through the common thread of color. When not working in her Bay Area studio, Ana loves to cook and bake colorful things, tend to her garden -her other color studio- and spend time with her tiny family and dogs. Her book Color Curious is now available for preorder at , , , and Shipping on September 30th. Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Unpacking “Cranky”: How to Stay Professional and Calm as a Creative Entrepreneur with Nate Padavik & Salli Swindell
02/12/2025
Unpacking “Cranky”: How to Stay Professional and Calm as a Creative Entrepreneur with Nate Padavik & Salli Swindell
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Nate Padavik and Salli Swindell of Illustrators for Hire. Together, they break down what’s really behind those cranky moods we all experience as artists and entrepreneurs. Spoiler alert: crankiness is usually a cover for something deeper. They discuss why self-awareness is crucial for navigating creative careers, how our emotional state affects our professional relationships, and most importantly—how to get unstuck when you’re feeling irritable. Because let’s face it, being cranky might be part of the creative experience, but making it a habit? Not a good look. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: 😤 How crankiness is often a mask for deeper emotions like fear, frustration, or burnout.🧐 The importance of self-awareness in managing your emotions as an artist.🤝 Why professionalism includes making collaborations pleasant—even when you’re in a mood.🚪 Practical strategies for shifting out of crankiness and getting back into creative flow. Whether you're feeling stuck in a rut or just need a reality check on handling artistic frustration, this episode will help you reframe your cranky moments and turn them into something productive. Notable Mentions Nate’s Playlist Nate Padavik … is a freelance illustrator and the co-founder—along with his sister Salli Swindell—of the sites , , and . Nate has over 20 years of experience as an illustrator, specializing in maps; a graphic designer specializing in websites and branding; and a content creator specializing in online community building. He lives in New York’s Hudson Valley and enjoys long bike rides, uphill hikes, home-cooked meals, farmer’s markets, coffeeshops, and dinner parties. Salli Swindell … is a freelance illustrator and the co-founder—along with her brother Nate Padavick—of the sites , , and . Salli has been part of the illustration industry since 1981. Her daily mantra is to Stay Colorfully Creative. Sometimes that means creating very colorful illustrations, cooking with lots of colorful veggies or wearing a bright yellow coat in the winter. She spends hours every day hiking the beautiful trails near her home in Hudson, Ohio. Salli in three words: cats, color, coffee. Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Cranky About “Bad” Art: Why Patience and Self-Compassion is Critical with Melissa Johnson
02/12/2025
Cranky About “Bad” Art: Why Patience and Self-Compassion is Critical with Melissa Johnson
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni are joined by Melissa Johnson. Together, they dig into the frustrating yet all-too-familiar challenge of executing the vision you’ve imagined in your head. It’s a topic every creative can relate to … that gnawing feeling when what you produce doesn’t match the image in your mind. Carrie, Melissa, and Toni explore the patience, practice, and self-compassion needed to close that gap while sharing strategies to help you navigate the journey. From learning to step back and create space between you and your work to the power of asking “What if?” as a creative tool, this episode is packed with actionable insights for those moments when the struggle is most definitely real. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Why being patient with yourself is the ultimate creative act. How stepping away from your work can lead to unexpected clarity. The role of practice in sharpening your craft and bridging the vision gap. Why asking “What if?” can open doors to creative breakthroughs. Whether you’re a seasoned artist or an aspiring designer, this episode will leave you feeling seen, supported, and maybe just a little less cranky about the creative process. Melissa Johnson… Melissa Johnson is a Midwest-based surface designer, watercolor artist and creative educator who brings vintage aesthetics to life with a modern perspective. Her designs capture the rhythms of nature, bringing timeless charm and contemporary style to life. Melissa has developed a career that blends her passion for creating with a commitment to teaching. She helps others embrace creativity and navigate their journeys through thoughtful education and personalized coaching. Instagram: Website: Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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The Cranky Creatives Talk Cultural Inspiration vs. Appropriation w/Xhico
02/12/2025
The Cranky Creatives Talk Cultural Inspiration vs. Appropriation w/Xhico
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Xhico of Studio Xhico. Together, they tackle a crucial yet often overlooked issue in the surface design industry: cultural appropriation. They delve into the fine line between inspiration and appropriation, exploring what it means to find your authentic creative voice while respecting cultural boundaries. They also share practical advice on responsibly using cultural references in your work and offer insight into the importance of awareness and sensitivity in today’s global art landscape. If you’ve ever wondered how to ensure your designs are original, respectful, and rooted in your personal voice, this episode is a must-listen. In this episode, you’ll hear about: The difference between cultural appropriation and cultural inspiration. How to discover and nurture your own unique artistic voice. Tips for responsibly incorporating cultural elements into your work. Why cultural sensitivity is essential for ethical creativity Notable Mentions Xhico…I’m a traveling artist, designer, photographer, and creative entrepreneur with my studio in sunny California. With over thirty-five years of experience building brands, visualizing ideas, and design-thinking, my attention is now focused on surface pattern design and online education. You can catch some of my design classes on . When I’m not designing or , I'm hosting my annual design retreat in Oaxaca, Mexico. You'll often find me in remote locations in the cloud forests of Chiapas or on the hillsides of volcanoes in Guatemala. I work with indigenous artisans to bring attention to their work through fair-trade collaborations. Website: Instagram: @ studio.xhico Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Art Is Everywhere, So Why Are We Cranky? How Art is Devalued with Julia Barry
01/07/2025
Art Is Everywhere, So Why Are We Cranky? How Art is Devalued with Julia Barry
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Julia Barry of UpRoot Design Studio. Together, they dive deep into the societal devaluation of art. From the paintings on your walls to the designs on your favorite coffee mug, art is everywhere—so why is it so often dismissed as “non-essential”? They examine the barriers to collecting art, how classist norms influence accessibility, and challenge the arbitrary systems deciding which art is “good.” Most importantly, they explore how valuing each other as artists can transform these outdated narratives. Join them for a thought-provoking conversation that’s sure to get you fired up about the importance of art in everyday life—and why it deserves more respect, recognition, and resources. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Why art is all around us and yet undervalued. The classist restrictions on collecting and enjoying art. Who decides what makes art “good” and why it’s all arbitrary. The power of artists valuing and uplifting each other. Whether you’re a working artist or someone who simply loves creativity, this episode is your reminder to take art seriously—because it’s shaping the world around you every single day. Notable Mentions Julia’s Playlist by Gillian Spencer Trio Julia Barry…Julia Barry is an artist working toward a healthier planet. She owns , where she teaches classes on green living, runs the for green living enthusiasts, and designs and sells sustainable home, garden & wellness goods to make green living easier and more fun. She uses bold colors and a whimsical illustration style to communicate delight and wonder about humans and our Earth, and motivate everyday people to participate in joyful sustainable habits. As an artist and organizer, she has created community art projects such as "" -- a performance series of collaboratively-made art about the meaning of 'home' -- and taken part in many arts programs and residencies nationwide like Art-a-Hack, Chalk Hill, and VCCA. As an advisor, she has served as a grant panelist for and board member for the climate podcast, . She lives with her many plants, tiny rescue dog, and husband in Brooklyn, NY. (use code THANKYOU15 to get 15% off) (use code SUPERHERO3MON to get 3 free months)Instagram: Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Cranky and Ahead of the Curve: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran
12/20/2024
Cranky and Ahead of the Curve: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Mandy Corcoran of Amanda Grace Design. Together, they unpack the ins and outs of pitching schedules in art licensing and explain why working smarter and crankier matters. You'll also hear why small companies might be your licensing sweet spot over those intimidating big-box stores. In This Episode, You'll Hear About: Why you should be designing one season ahead to stay relevant and competitive The benefits of designing for seasons, not holidays - timeless over timely Real-world experience pitching art in an ever-changin industry Whether you're just starting out or deep into licensing, this episode will leave you feeling prepared, proactive, and just the right amount of cranky. References Mentioned Mandy Corcoran…Hey there! I’m Mandy Corcoran, the creative force behind Amanda Grace Design. With a deep passion for turning art into seamless patterns, I’m here to help artists like you merge creativity with technology and transform those artistic dreams into thriving businesses. My journey in surface pattern design is all about making tech tools fun and accessible, turning the transition from sketch to digital masterpiece into an exhilarating adventure. Through my courses, eduletters, and engaging reels, I’m dedicated to helping you streamline your processes so you can focus on what you truly love: creating. Let’s dive into the vibrant world of digital art together and manifest those wild creative visions into reality. Ready to turn your art from under appreciated to unstoppable? Let’s do this! Website: Instagram: (affiliate link for Toni) Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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Cranky, Creative, and Trendy: Designing for Trends w/Cat Coquillette
06/04/2025
Cranky, Creative, and Trendy: Designing for Trends w/Cat Coquillette
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Cat Coquillette. Together, they tackle the controversial “T-word” in the creative industry—trends. Is trend-chasing selling out? Can you still be considered an artist if your work aligns with market demands? Spoiler: Yes, and yes! This week, we’re embracing the cranky side of being a surface designer in a commercial world. Carrie, Cat, and Toni explore how surface design is, by nature, commercial and why wanting to be paid for your work isn’t the betrayal of artistry some might claim. Learn how to apply your own creative voice to trends, make them uniquely yours, and stay authentic while keeping your work marketable. Because, spoiler alert: You're still an artist—even if your art pays the bills. In This Episode, You’ll Hear About: Why “trend” doesn’t have to be a dirty word. Finding the balance between market demands and your creative identity. How to interpret and personalize trends in your work. Challenging the myth that commercial art isn’t “real” art. Whether you're a trend trailblazer or someone who rolls their eyes at the word, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating the art-meets-commerce tightrope. References Mentioned Cat’s Playlist Cat Coquillette …Cat Coquillette is a nomadic artist and founder of CatCoq, a brand that draws inspiration from Cat’s travels around the world. Her artwork, ranging from tropical florals in Bali to Amazonian wildlife and Scandinavian textile patterns, offers a unique perspective to her audience. Cat’s creative courses and art workshops have helped over half a million students gain the skills and confidence to pursue their creative passions. Cat remains dedicated to delivering art, education, and value to the community she loves. Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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A Cranky Guide to Creative Confidence w/Janine Vangool
05/21/2025
A Cranky Guide to Creative Confidence w/Janine Vangool
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Janine Vangool of UPPERCASE Magazine. They tackle the myths and realities of creative confidence. Forget what you’ve heard about “imposter syndrome”—it’s time to ditch the labels and start owning your power. They share their insights on why confidence isn’t something you’re born with but something you build by doing, how to embrace action as your superpower, and why removing self-imposed labels can unlock your creative potential. If you’ve ever doubted your abilities or felt stuck in a creative rut, this episode is your pep talk—cranky humor included. You’ll Hear About: Why “imposter syndrome” is just a silly myth. How confidence grows when you step into action. The freedom that comes from ditching restrictive labels. Whether you’re a seasoned creative or just starting out, Carrie, Janine, and Toni want you to show up boldly and unapologetically. References Mentioned Janine Vangool …Janine Vangool is the publisher, editor and designer of UPPERCASE. Her magazine and books celebrate the process of making, the commitment to craft and the art of living creatively. Janine got her start working as a freelance graphic designer for arts and culture clients and has also taught typography and publication design at the college level. She has been a shop owner and bookseller, gallery curator, sold a line of greeting cards wholesale, made 10,000 books by hand (with lots of help!) and has sewn her own products for retail. She has four fabric collections with Windham Fabrics. Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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