Cut & Retie

No matter how you fish or what you fish for, Cut & Retie with Joe Cermele. Never techy, always metal-injected, let your guard down and stop taking fishing so seriously, because it's just fishing, man.

Ep. 150 - Ride The Tiger, Slap The Hippo 09/05/2025

Ep. 150 - Ride The Tiger, Slap The Hippo This week, international fly guide Oliver Jones tanks a few beers and gets handsy with one of the deadliest animals on the planet, we nearly starve to death trying to get rich people on goliath tiger fish, run our tri-hull ski boat into the perfect marlin fishing storm, and apologize profusely for the amount of killer bees buzzing around your Waygu beef. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/38089370

Ep. 149 - Lace Up Your Predator Sneakers 08/29/2025

Ep. 149 - Lace Up Your Predator Sneakers This week, Roel Trum of SPRO Europe explains why you’re lame if you troll where he lives, too, we throw massive poppers at fish that have no business eating them, rock Chuck Taylors on the courtesy dock before trashing a few asps, and decide once and for all that zander are much cooler than walleyes. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/38014780

Ep. 148 - Foiled By The Twig Of Doom 08/22/2025

Ep. 148 - Foiled By The Twig Of Doom This week, Drew Price and Rowan Lytle return to Jersey for another shot at snakehead fly victory and fresh fruit salad, we embarrass ourselves in front of jobless girls in tiny bikinis, shred our feet on the way to anger management therapy, and throw our rods right into the middle of a government bowfin cover-up conspiracy /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37895720

Ep. 147 - Modest Walleye Mousing Strategies 08/15/2025

Ep. 147 - Modest Walleye Mousing Strategies This week, fly guides Joe Demalderis and Pete Horger woo gas station girls with Kenny Loggins tracks and their black-belt rodent skills, we fight midnight brown trout with antacid and turkey subs, feed frogs to rock bass, and drop bad reviews because our coolers aren’t full. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37812880

Ep. 146 - North Korean Muskie Shorts 08/08/2025

Ep. 146 - North Korean Muskie Shorts This week, Rich Hohne reminisces about the best marlin dinner he ever ate and that one time he was a last-minute Esox hero, we complain about or swag bags and overcook the tuna, get hammered right before our presentation on skorts, and obtain special access to private ranches in Russia. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37717930

Ep. 145 - Ever Seen A Swamp Donkey Show? 08/01/2025

Ep. 145 - Ever Seen A Swamp Donkey Show? This week, Hank Shaw comes to New Jersey for a taste of snake venom and leaves with a subpar turkey hoagie, we travel to Mexico for the freshest nematode ceviche, throw frogs at bluefish and leave our sacks in the El Camino, and lose focus on ducks because someone passed us some ass cheese. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37622300

Ep. 144 - Spillway Big Dogs 07/25/2025

Ep. 144 - Spillway Big Dogs This week, tattoo artist Drew Wilson drops marabou jigs for Arkansas gators and fights a man in the bagel shop, we help a kid catch snakeheads by telling him to get a job, get dehydrated from the pain of a Philadelphia Eagles back piece, and invoke Aristotle to sell you a Zebco push-button combo. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37505210

Ep. 143 Faces Of Fly Guide Soul Death 07/18/2025

Ep. 143 Faces Of Fly Guide Soul Death This week, Miles Nolte has a cow at the video store and nearly drowns in front of Montana’s finest, we play Whiffle cricket with two kids who got stood up by their charter captain, lawyer up for the “Summer of the Snake,” and give a guide a terrible review because we couldn’t find the toilet. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37449380

Ep. 142 - Go Fluke Yourself 07/11/2025

Ep. 142 - Go Fluke Yourself This week, party boat captain Payton Gepp and C&R regular captain Eric Kerber do some flounder pounding with your favorite smallmouth lure, we meet a real life striper fishing Jesus, stiff the girls at the trampoline park on anchoring tips, and invest our life savings in the wrong color Gulp. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37336500

Ep. 141 - Smells Like Teen Angler Spirit 07/04/2025

Ep. 141 - Smells Like Teen Angler Spirit This week, native fish champion Tyler Winter plays Call of Duty at the Pig’s Eye sucker rodeo, we teach kids to shut up when they’re fighting a fish, offer a free frog to a largemouthed 15-year-old, blow our hand off right before mud minnow season, and take a stealth bomber jet ski out for fluke on the Fourth of July. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37272540

Ep. 140 - Big Apple, Short Stripers 06/27/2025

Ep. 140 - Big Apple, Short Stripers This week, “Gotham Fish Tales” director, Rob Maass, teaches us how to find “floaters” and urban false albies, we hack a bass apart after marinating it in mom’s bathtub, explain why toxic crabbing provides a bad workout, and use dangly earrings to score illegal tautog. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37157730

Ep. 139 - A Hot Snake In The Dorsey Room 06/20/2025

Ep. 139 - A Hot Snake In The Dorsey Room This week, Eddie Weber, Vinny Conwell, and Steve Cahn of High Octane Custom Baits blend human trafficking with snakehead pursuits, we give a first-cast bass the old bada-bing, remove articles of clothings while stalking a creek python, and sleep in a hospital recliner while being attacked by flies. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/37081340

Ep. 138 - Get The Walleye Guy A Life Jacket 06/13/2025

Ep. 138 - Get The Walleye Guy A Life Jacket This week, C&R fan Mark Humphreys explains why you never wear embarrassing underwear on a sinking ship, we curl up in a bean bag and wait for our tuna nightmare to end, jump on a party boat full of Canadian soldiers, and cook out in the cigarette break area behind the Motel Super 8. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36975340

Ep. 137 - Flirtin’ With Trolling Motor Disaster 06/06/2025

Ep. 137 - Flirtin’ With Trolling Motor Disaster This week, Captain Frank Campbell wins the salmon derby and seizes the engine of his Kia, we catch a Quiet Riot show on our way to the jerking grounds, get drunk and buy the whole bar, and snap our belt after side swiping a trophy brown trout. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36865350

Ep. 136 - Liquid Rainbows With A Scope Chaser 05/30/2025

Ep. 136 - Liquid Rainbows With A Scope Chaser This week, “Bassmaster” editor James Hall marries your daughter while live-scoping muskies for the grill, we feed the dogs garlic worms and invest in lucky key chains, flyfish to smallmouths 50 feet down in 5-foot seas, and ask if we can expense the services of shady ladies in boat ramp parking lots. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36771210

Ep. 135 - The Over/Under On Ramp Muskies 05/23/2025

Ep. 135 - The Over/Under On Ramp Muskies This week, “Cheech” DeiCicchi of On The Water fails to save a friend from falling into a toxic bass pond, we hunt dock walleyes after copious cocktails, bet on basketball games and the power of 8-pound monofilament, and use otter emojis to sell old cans of WD-40. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36677285

Short Cuts: Dockside Bean Counting 05/19/2025

Short Cuts: Dockside Bean Counting Learn how to cap a day of fishing with angel’s dandruff and a dash of hot-n-spicy cigar ash. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36594025

Ep. 134 - Uncle Daddy’s Secret Sun Cream 05/16/2025

Ep. 134 - Uncle Daddy’s Secret Sun Cream This week, Nate P. and Erik S. of “Shorelunch with Nate P.” fight the gales of Jersey while frying shad jowls, we stick a striper right in the cat hole, toss a dying bird in the cheesesteak blitz of the century, and show our bare bottoms to an entire family of jet boat cowboys. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36585905

Ep. 133 - Cabin Boyz Of The Ottoman Empire 05/09/2025

Ep. 133 - Cabin Boyz Of The Ottoman Empire This week, “Uncle” Mark Wizeman teaches Joe’s son, Jamie, how to suppress turds when the dry fly bite is about to kick on, we throw lead at palominos from an elevated position, break rods in honor of Steve Irwin, and eat morels until our patience runs out. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36503400

Short Cuts: Sloth Loves Shrimp 05/05/2025

Short Cuts: Sloth Loves Shrimp Learn how to waste precious fishing time by harassing wildlife that may or may not go into turbo mode and kill you. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36381180

Ep. 132 - Did I Mention The Toad Torture? 05/02/2025

Ep. 132 - Did I Mention The Toad Torture? This Week, Jimmy Fee wiggles out of his Easter duds and into a pair of limited time bowfin, we watch our guide catch our dream fish while showing us how to use our lure, beg our wives to drive us to the hellgrammite stand, and pray there aren’t any boogers in our cold tomato pie. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36381165

Ep. 131 - Smell You Later, Power Player 04/25/2025

Ep. 131 - Smell You Later, Power Player This week, legendary chemist John Prochnow—the father of PowerBait—explains why fish don’t like the scent of barbecue chips, we determine that all dough bait colors are good but rainbow is the best, engineer trout that only feed on soft-plastic hot dogs, and skip leg day to catch more bass at the cocktail party. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36282445

Ep. 130 - Freedom Of Illegal Boat Ramp Information Acts 04/18/2025

Ep. 130 - Freedom Of Illegal Boat Ramp Information Acts This week, “Bass Talk Live” host Matt Pangrac narrowly escape his Air BnB after poking an unsanctioned stick in the noodling hole, we pine for the days of frosted tips and rods snapped over knees in pro bass fishing, get ditched by our partner and take home all the potpourri, and watch the crowd go wild over a 2.4-pound crappie. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36216605

Ep. 129 - Locals Only Stride-X Treatments 04/11/2025

Ep. 129 - Locals Only Stride-X Treatments This week, Jesse Stanislaw of Stride Baits gets a time-traveling Corey Feldman on a sick sheepshead bite, we shamefully cover our faces with a striper dripping with Italian dressing, catch a record weakfish after losing 200 jigheads, and take panoramic photos of a bowfin that ignored every lure we threw at it. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/36093060

Ep. 128 - Drop The Cheese, Fight The Shark 04/04/2025

Ep. 128 - Drop The Cheese, Fight The Shark This week, flyfishing legend Conway Bowman gets lost in the fog and nearly winds up with a 600-pound mako in his lap, we smear neon sunblock on our snouts and chum up an Italian tuna charter, build a fuse box into our leader so we don’t lose that blue dog, and drag a dead fish down Main Street on a trailer. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/35997390

Ep. 127 - Garden Of The Chartreuse Gods 03/28/2025

Ep. 127 - Garden Of The Chartreuse Gods This week, hardcore river rat Paul Cain fires up the “Shit Runner” for a Western Pennsylvania brown rodeo, we lose our favorite lucky hat while using live streamers, drown minnies at Scummy’s Windfall, and anchor ourselves at the bowling alley with wings and a prayer. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/35871305

Short Cuts: Surf Trauma From Head To Groin 03/24/2025

Short Cuts: Surf Trauma From Head To Groin Just took a 6-ounce pyramid sinker to the frank and beans at 200 miles per hour? Here’s what to do next after vomiting and wishing you were dead. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/35793580

Ep. 126 - The Striper Panty Twist 03/21/2025

Ep. 126 - The Striper Panty Twist This week, surf lure maker Dave Petry explains how awesome it felt when people complained about the price of something it took skill and many hours to create, we decide fish located via a 24-hour streaming camera don’t count, hoard plugs we’ll never use just to piss off our friends, and recognize an angler for his poor performance at Jiffy Lube. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/35793515

Ep. 125 - The Luckiest Rod In The Rescue Boat 03/14/2025

Ep. 125 - The Luckiest Rod In The Rescue Boat This week, veteran guide Dieter Scheel packs 40 years of shad knowledge into one jar of pickled herring, we explain why color doesn’t matter if you’re the only car in the parking lot, probe the power plant for the most important pizza ever ordered, and crawl to an ambulance after giving kids cigarettes. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/35667540

Ep. 124 - Snuffing The Jerkbait Rooster 03/07/2025

Ep. 124 - Snuffing The Jerkbait Rooster This week, Miles Nolte flyfishes from a speedboat while running from deadly wasps, we get the wind knocked out of us while flexing in front of a child, slide down a canyon face and land on trout perfection, and compare a classic lure to Denny’s pancakes. /episode/index/show/3405034c-8fcf-4a2e-85be-9febec9c5b5d/id/35568085

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