Calm the F#ck Down.. with David & Erin

David and Erin discuss all the thoughts you wish you could say out loud...politics, sex, everyday life and segments like, "People I'd Like To Slap" and "Terrible Poetry"... nothing is off base with these two and nothing is funnier!

#145 - Important Traditions that have FADED away... 05/17/2024

#145 - Important Traditions that have FADED away... This episode is educational, funny and entertaining! Erin kicks things off with a series of curious, fun facts that'll have you raising your eyebrows in surprise. Then, the duo takes a nostalgic turn, discussing cherished traditions that have faded since the days of our grandparents. Amid the reminiscing, don't miss the "Say What?" segment for a laugh-out-loud break from the norm. David opens up about dealing with a painful rash caused by his medication, sharing the realities of treatment side effects + some celebrity news. Join Us! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/31347587

#143 - David Beckham Is SUING Mark Wahlberg for MILLIONS 05/07/2024

#143 - David Beckham Is SUING Mark Wahlberg for MILLIONS The episode kicks off with a head-scratching story: kids removed a bear cub from a tree just for a photo op. Next, they dive into Poland's latest educational reform—banning homework due to students' reliance on AI and Google. In a surprising twist, David Beckham is suing Mark Wahlberg for a whopping $10 million—what’s the story there? Don’t miss the "Who Said That?" segment for your regular dose of laughs and puzzlement. /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/31169527

#142 -The Mississippi $240,000 CROSS... 04/19/2024

#142 -The Mississippi $240,000 CROSS... Join the DUO for an episode filled with milestones, surprises, and baffling events! Erin celebrates becoming a Nana and shares the joys of her first week with the new baby! Then, the conversation takes a turn towards the grandiose as they discuss a massive $240,000 cross erected by Christians in Mississippi—talk about making a weird statement! The mystery deepens with the bizarre theft of 18,500 bobble-head toys of a hockey player; even the FBI is puzzled over who might pull off such a heist. Don’t miss our favorite "Who Said That?" segment for a dose of laughter. Tune in for a whirlwind of emotions and stories! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30895828

#141 - Man Loves Swimming with ALLIGATOR? 04/05/2024

#141 - Man Loves Swimming with ALLIGATOR? Erin shares a bewildering story about a woman casually enjoying a piece of pepperoni straight from her pocket—because, why not? We also list 10 things men should absolutely avoid saying to women, unless they're looking for trouble. In a bizarre turn of events, a man faces consequences for letting some children swim with his alligator. Yes, you heard that right—an alligator! Our 'Say What?' segment is back, leaving you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity. Tune in for this wild mix of political commentary, health scares, pocket snacks, and reptilian pool parties! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30690483

#140 - A 3 Year Old Chihuahua INFLUENCER??? 03/29/2024

#140 - A 3 Year Old Chihuahua INFLUENCER??? In this episode, we marvel at the jet-setting life of a 3-year-old Chihuahua dog influencer – yes, you heard that right, a canine globetrotter. At the 31-minute mark, we tackle the controversial topic of participation trophies – are they a harmless nod to effort or a misguided gesture? Our ever-popular 'Who Said That?' segment promises to perplex and amuse. And you won’t believe what happened to Erin’s husband – let’s just say, it involves a spider and a bare foot. This episode has it all: from heartbreak to hilarity! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30590908

#139 - Channing Tatum Marrying Zoe Kravitz?? 03/19/2024

#139 - Channing Tatum Marrying Zoe Kravitz?? Strap in for an episode full of love, loss, and ludicrous endeavors! First up, wedding bells are ringing for Channing Tatum and Zoë Kravitz. Then, we dive into the retail apocalypse with Macy's closing down 150 stores. Is this the final sale for the giant? Erin shares her disdain for hair dye. Meanwhile, David unravels a tale of betrayal when he catches a friend red-handed. And for the grand finale, imagine trying to fit a horse into a tiny apartment. That's exactly what a young Polish man did, leading to a neigh-worthy encounter with the police. JOIN US! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30433778

#138 - ANGRY Wheelchair Grandma... 03/15/2024

#138 - ANGRY Wheelchair Grandma... David & Erin kick things off with a recap of the recent strong winds that swept through their area. Then, gear up for the 'Who Said That?' segment, where guessing gets as gusty as the wind outside. The duo doesn't hold back on their disdain for cigarette smoke, sharing a few wheezy words on the matter. And just when you thought it couldn't get any more outrageous, David recounts an altercation with a 70-year-old woman that took a hilariously shocking turn. JOIN US! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30383623

#137 - Indian Fans ANGRY at Rihanna's Concert.... 03/11/2024

#137 - Indian Fans ANGRY at Rihanna's Concert.... The duo kicks things off with rave reviews of Biden’s latest speech. Then they delve into the world of high-stakes performances, where Rihanna's $6 million gig in India didn’t quite hit the mark. Buckle up as they also share some wild road rage stories that’ll have you gripping your seat. Things get a bit awkward when Erin recounts her encounter with an...um, noticeable fashion choice at UPS. And just when you think it can’t get any quirkier, Erin reveals how she once faked a lisp to become a magazine-selling mogul! Join us! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30330678

#136 - Was Jesus LGBT??? 03/08/2024

#136 - Was Jesus LGBT??? Today's episode takes you through a rollercoaster of emotions and intriguing questions. We're on the edge of our seats with David as his cancer journey hits a pivotal moment – stay tuned for those results. Then, we dive deep into a thought-provoking discussion: Could Jesus have been part of the LGBT community? The conversation shifts to David's strategic marriage move, all in the name of keeping his assets from falling into the wrong hands. And, as always, our 'Who Said That?' segment promises to add a layer of humor and mystery to the mix. It's an episode full of suspense, speculation, and strategic life decisions! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30283973

#135 - Man FAKED Kidnapping for Daddy's Money? 02/20/2024

#135 - Man FAKED Kidnapping for Daddy's Money? First off, David gives us the latest on his battle with cancer. Then, we jet off to Thailand, where a guy's genius plan to pretend he's kidnapped (for some extra cash from his folks) spirals into an unexpected drug bust. Up next, we're walking down memory lane with a list of things we were taught in school that turned out to be way off the mark. And of course, our 'Who Said That?' segment is back, serving up the usual laughs and bafflements. This episode's got it all! Join us! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/30027543

#134 - FedEx Driver Dumped 400 PACKAGES??? 02/13/2024

#134 - FedEx Driver Dumped 400 PACKAGES??? Dive into this episode where Erin spills the tea on her neighbor’s bizarre backyard bonfires (Hint: It’s not s’mores they’re making). Then, grab your popcorn for the tale of a FedEx driver in Alabama who mistook a ravine for a mailbox – 400 times over! We’ve also got the scoop on the who’s who of fashion with our top 10 clothing brands rundown. And, as if that wasn’t enough, our commercials will have you chuckling and our game show segments? Absolute gold!! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29925868

#133 - Man KICKED off plane for FLATULENCE... 02/09/2024

#133 - Man KICKED off plane for FLATULENCE... We dive into the controversial waters surrounding Nicki Minaj, with shocking revelations about her husband and brother. Then, David shares his reaction to a recent video of Madonna, caught in an act of public defiance. Mid-flight drama unfolds with the story of an American Airlines passenger ousted for excessive flatulence. And for a historical twist, we discuss a Missouri lawmaker's bizarre proposal to bring back DUELING. Strap in! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29866993

#132 - BURIED in 100" of SNOW? 02/06/2024

#132 - BURIED in 100" of SNOW? Dive into an episode brimming with astonishing weather stories, personal triumphs, and invaluable life hacks! We start off with a jaw-dropping story about a town buried under 100 inches of snow in just one day. Then, David shares an inspiring update on his chemo journey, feeling unexpectedly upbeat on his 7th day of treatment. Ever wondered what to avoid in hotel rooms? We've got a list of things you should never touch. Don't miss our selection of awesome commercials today! 'Who said that?' the segment returns with more baffling quotes and guesses. And for the finale, we discuss the definite no-nos of shower etiquette... /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29817033

#131 - Snoop Dog Now LOVES HIM??? 02/02/2024

#131 - Snoop Dog Now LOVES HIM??? We kick things off with a nod to Madonna's latest antics – yes, she's at it again. But the real headline is David's incredible milestone: his 5th round of chemo is done, with just one more to go – a moment of celebration! Then, in a twist that no one saw coming, Snoop Dogg reveals himself as a Donald Trump fan. You'll want to hear our take on this surprising development. Plus, we dive into the practical with a list of 10 places where tipping is a no-go, followed by a rundown of 10 movies that you're better off skipping. It's an episode packed with surprises! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29764958

#130 - David's UNFORTUNATE Bowel Movements... 01/30/2024

#130 - David's UNFORTUNATE Bowel Movements... Prepare for an episode filled with laughs and surprises! We kick things off with a hilarious mix-up at UPS, where an individual mistakenly thought David was Erin's husband. Then, things get a little messy as David shares a hilariously embarrassing story about a poop mishap – yes, it involves his underwear, a trash can, and a mischievous dog. Plus, don't miss their countdown of the top 10 most covered rock songs. It's an episode that's as entertaining as it is unpredictable! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29708003

#129 - Madonna SUED by FANS... 01/26/2024

#129 - Madonna SUED by FANS... Erin shares tales of her overly needy cat. Then, they dive into the drama of fans suing Madonna for her extreme tardiness, leaving them stranded. They also discuss 12 things you should never carry in your wallet, offering some practical advice. And, as always, Joel's on hand to provide some sound effect mishaps. Tune in for all this and more! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29656783

#128 - Why are some PRIESTS creepy??? 01/25/2024

#128 - Why are some PRIESTS creepy??? David recounts his intense verbal showdown at a McDonald's – it's a fast-food saga you can't miss. The duo then takes a controversial stance in a very anti-priest discussion, exploring the creepy side of the clergy. Curious about your bone health? They cover five things your bone doctor wishes you'd stop doing. Plus, they dive into the nine symptoms of ADHD, offering insights that might hit close to home. David also opens up about the staggering cost of his medication, a candid reveal about healthcare struggles. And of course, the 'Who Said That?' segment is back, promising loads of fun and surprises! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29639158

#127 - Trump ONLY Eats McDonalds??? 01/12/2024

#127 - Trump ONLY Eats McDonalds??? In today's episode, we're dishing out some fast-food truths with Donald Trump's McDonald's extravaganza – eight bags, really? Then, delve into a self-reflective discussion: could you be a narcissist? Find out with us. And stick around for the 'Say What??' segment, where the unexpected is just part of the fun! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29453308

#126 - Jim Norton's NEW Wife... 01/02/2024

#126 - Jim Norton's NEW Wife... In this candid podcast, David vents about the complexity of new gender pronouns. The conversation shifts as they discuss comedian Jim Norton's surprising marriage... and Erin's SHOCK at the soaring grocery prices. Was Dr. Seuss hiding a darker side? They ponder... Plus, don't miss the laughs in our new game show segment, 'Say What?!?', where the unexpected always happens! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29301553

#125 - Bradley Cooper's NEW Movie & Banned Cruise Items... 12/29/2023

#125 - Bradley Cooper's NEW Movie & Banned Cruise Items... Today's episode dives into the savage world of online parenting, where not even a baby's head size is off-limits for some mean-spirited comments. Meanwhile, David can't contain his excitement for Bradley Cooper's new movie, 'Maestro' – will it be a cinematic symphony or a box office bust? Plus, we've got your cruise wardrobe covered with a list of 11 clothing no-nos to avoid at sea. And get ready to laugh until you cry with our brand new segment 'Say What???'. /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29267348

#124 - Weird Justin Bieber Clothes and Ringo Starr's WIG? 12/26/2023

#124 - Weird Justin Bieber Clothes and Ringo Starr's WIG? First up, Lenny Kravitz spills the beans on never getting those award invites – is it the music, or is something more sinister at play? Then, the duo tackles the latest head-scratcher: Ringo Starr and his possible sudden wig fascination. What's up with that? And if you thought fashion couldn't get weirder, wait till you hear about Justin Bieber's latest, oversized wardrobe choices. Seriously, how big can those pants get? Plus, don't miss the return of the 'Who Said That?' segment! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29227068

#123 - The MRI Machine Incident... 12/22/2023

#123 - The MRI Machine Incident... Erin reminisces about her love for Jimmy Neutron, only to have it flipped on its head with a Hugh Hefner-themed episode – talk about not kid-friendly! Then, we travel to Florida, where sandwich-making takes a sinister turn. Picture this: an uncle, some eyedrop fluid, and a nefarious plan for digestive doom. Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for him. Don't miss our crowd-favorite 'Who Said That?' segment, where the laughs keep coming. And for a bizarre twist of events, hear about the woman whose backside bore the brunt of bringing a handgun into an MRI machine. It's all the weird and wacky news you never knew you needed! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29195818

#122 - Weird Celebrity SURGERIES... 12/19/2023

#122 - Weird Celebrity SURGERIES... Dive into a rollercoaster of an episode where David shares the less glamorous side of chemotherapy. Then, things get a bit surreal as Erin brings up a bizarre legal case involving a miscarriage in a bathroom – it's a definite 'WTF' moment. The duo then switches to celebrity gossip, poking fun at Jessica Simpson's lip job and the wild world of plastic surgery. And for the quirky health tip of the day: doctors say holding your pee is the #1 no-no. Also, the new "Jokes" Segment is absolutely wonderful... Join in! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29142043

#121 - Cardi B BREAKS UP with Offset for Only Fans... 12/15/2023

#121 - Cardi B BREAKS UP with Offset for Only Fans... David bravely faces his 3rd round of chemotherapy! Then, dive into Warren Buffett's insights on the habits of the financially struggling. Don't miss our hilarious 'Who Said That' segment, where laughs are guaranteed. We also chat about Kid Rock's latest political promotion, stirring the pot in a weird style... And in the world of celebrity drama, Cardi B's making waves with her breakup from Offset and her new venture as an OnlyFans creator. Tune in for all this and more /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29092508

#120 - Angry Lauryn Hill Fans! 12/12/2023

#120 - Angry Lauryn Hill Fans! Brace yourselves for an episode where the comments section comes alive! David and Erin face the wrath of some passionate Lauryn Hill fans – talk about stirring the pot! Amidst the online squabble, they also receive a wave of support from their loyal listeners. In a twist, David shares how some 'BORING' folks advised him to tone down his humor, missing the context entirely. As our subscriber count inches close to 300, there's more good news: David's tumor is shrinking! Join us! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/29033588

#119 - Queer Hercules and Kind Charles... 12/08/2023

#119 - Queer Hercules and Kind Charles... Erin kicks things off with a humorous twist, teasing David by calling him gay 'Hercules' or perhaps 'Gaycurles'? The laughter continues as Erin pokes fun at David's aversion to Walmart, teasing him for being just a tad too posh for the retail giant. Later, they dive into the latest royal gossip, discussing King Charles candid reaction to Prince Harry's Netflix series. And don't miss out on our exciting new segment that's sure to add an extra spark to the show. Tune in! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/28984468

#118 - UFOs in America 12/05/2023

#118 - UFOs in America Welcome to a fresh episode with a slightly tweaked setup – we've given Erin and David a bit more personal space (wink, wink)! Erin recounts her minor car accident tale, complete with a dramatic crash scene. The episode then zooms into the unexplained as we delve into the 20% of UFO sightings that even the government can't figure out, dive headfirst into conspiracy theories galore: giants, UFOs, and the age-old question of who really built the pyramids. Also weird some coffins, so... Join us for this episode! /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/28932148

#117 - Angry IRS Scammers and Cardi B Only Fans? 12/01/2023

#117 - Angry IRS Scammers and Cardi B Only Fans? Kick off with some fantastic news: David's cancer has shrunk! Celebrate this milestone before diving into Erin's hilarious take on a scam IRS call – her imitation is a must-hear. The episode takes a serious turn with the news of a "Students for Trump" advocate's arrest for violence. And in celebrity buzz, Cardi B's OnlyFans earnings have skyrocketed to the millions, thanks to some very revealing content. Join Us! Connect with us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5AOEe0hx5VPaMdr9BdzQRg /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/28855353

#116 - The MOST Evil Birds... 11/24/2023

#116 - The MOST Evil Birds... Right off the bat, Erin shares a hilarious (or not so much for her) mishap involving a bird and her car handle - revenge for her cat's actions, perhaps? Then, dive into David and Erin's candid thoughts on Argentina's new president, Milei – spoiler: they're not fans. Erin ponders the puzzling popularity of corsets in fashion. The episode takes a sober turn as they discuss the concerning rise in anti-Semitism. Tune in for a mix of humor, politics, and serious social commentary. /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/28777473

#115 - NASA Spacesuit Will be Designed by PRADA... 11/10/2023

#115 - NASA Spacesuit Will be Designed by PRADA... "David takes us through the ups and downs of his chemotherapy journey, sharing stories that are as crazy as they are inspiring. Then, get ready to nod in agreement as David and Erin discuss their mutual disdain for 'Karens' and the chaos they bring. Fashion meets space in a way you'd never expect - Prada is now designing NASA spacesuits! And don't miss their take on the current whirlwind of politics in the USA. This episode is a wild mix of personal stories, societal observations, and surprising news!" /episode/index/show/38bde445-10f5-4a0a-a895-bef673e8d2b1/id/28578388

Calm the F#ck Down.. with David & Erin

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