The Chubbettes

Disruptive gals taking up space one chitty chat at a time.

You Can't Get One Over On Me 01/08/2026

You Can't Get One Over On Me HAPPY NEW YEAR!! This week, Madeline and Pax discuss their holiday, Pax's trip to Hawaii, and wonder why strangers yearn for their attention. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/39621775

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! 12/25/2025

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! It has been one year since Pax and Madeline started podcasting! Thank you for all your support and have a wonderful holiday season! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/39346280

Christmas Coffee Enemas 12/11/2025

Christmas Coffee Enemas Madeline and Pax this week give great Christmas advice, learn about the Arch, and bitch about the weather. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/39345650

No TMI 11/27/2025

No TMI HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/39142935

My Perfume is Vomit 11/13/2025

My Perfume is Vomit Pax and Madeline discuss new movies, toxic traits and pigeons this week! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/39009320

The Kid Who Sees Dead People 10/30/2025

The Kid Who Sees Dead People Madeline and Pax get back to business this week! Pax is learning about motherhood, while Madeline is warming up her voice for chirp chat. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/38822630

This Isn't a Math Pod 10/16/2025

This Isn't a Math Pod Pax is still on maternity leave this week. This episode is from the vault of 2024! Madeline talks about her job search and Pax is always there to share her beautiful resume. Enjoy! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/38603275

Do You Think I'm Beyonce?!?! 10/02/2025

Do You Think I'm Beyonce?!?! Madeline and Pax are taking a break this week! Pax needs time off because she just had her beautiful baby boy!!! Please enjoy a never heard before episode recorded in 2024! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/38427390

Spooky Mom! 09/18/2025

Spooky Mom! Pax and Madeline are super exited for Pax to be not pregnant soon! Listen to hear the details... If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/38262200

Is Poop Flammable? 09/04/2025

Is Poop Flammable? Madeline and Pax dive into advertising, poeple who really give us the ick, and some non-red flags. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/38066485

Freak Flag Fly 08/21/2025

Freak Flag Fly This week, Pax and Madeline give an update on Annabelle, discuss some TikTok drama, and give some great advice. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/37839605

We Are So Old 08/07/2025

We Are So Old Madeline and Pax dive into labubus, give some stellar advice to a wonderful listener, and bitch about semantics. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/37653990

Rat-a-tat-tat 07/24/2025

Rat-a-tat-tat Pax and Madeline discuss fun concerts/games they've seen recently, bitch about stupid people walking slow, and have a special announcement! (You don't want to miss this one) If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/37513800

It Really Gibs My Gab 07/10/2025

It Really Gibs My Gab Madeline and Pax discuss the Diddy trial, give advice to a long time listener, and bitch about these damn fireworks making a ruckus! Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/37353180

We're Not Your Dancing Monkeys 06/26/2025

We're Not Your Dancing Monkeys Pax and Madeline discuss the new movie '28 Years Later' (SPOILERS!!!), relatable TV shows and proper plane etiquette. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/37155550

Tell 'Em John Sent Ya 06/12/2025

Tell 'Em John Sent Ya Madeline and Pax delve into summer concerts, their luteal phases, and discussing serious topics, such as smiling at dogs. Our bird of the week is the osprey (CAW!!!) Sources: allaboutbirds.org, Merlin Bird ID If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/36962780

Sit Down and Fly Right 05/29/2025

Sit Down and Fly Right Pax and Madeline give an update on the St. Louis tornadoes, entertain Reddit's AITA, and get enraged about see through shirts! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/36735415

Cardinals Everywhere! 05/15/2025

Cardinals Everywhere! Madeline and Pax this week dive into their weird talents, cardinals, and emotional intelligence. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/36567880

It's Like if I Started Selling Milk 05/01/2025

It's Like if I Started Selling Milk This week, Pax and Madeline discuss funny work stories, current TV shows, and give an update on Pax's neighborhood hawks! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at While you are free to use our advice, we reccommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/36376395

Audaci-tw*t 04/17/2025

Audaci-tw*t Madeline and Pax go back in time this week! This episode was recorded in September 2024. They discuss past facebook posts, getting asked bad questions, and hardware stores. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at . While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/36160090

Let's Talk About Being A Chubbette 04/03/2025

Let's Talk About Being A Chubbette Pax and Madeline discuss being a chubbette, cooper hawks, and lay down hard truths in the stitch n' bitch this week. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email at thechubbettespod@gmail.com. We are here to serve you! While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment perposes only. Please leave a review, like and subscribe. Sources: allaboutbirds.org, Merlin Bird ID, Pax's mind /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/35987880

Murder She Wrote, Write, Written 03/20/2025

Murder She Wrote, Write, Written This week, Pax and Madeline discuss Ghost Adventure drama, rage rooms, and blue jays. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email at . We are here to serve you! While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment perposes only. Please leave a review, like and subscribe. Sources: allaboutbirds.org, Merlin Bird ID /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/35778445

Earthquakes and Fault Lines 03/06/2025

Earthquakes and Fault Lines ATTENTION: This epiosode was recorded in July 2024. Technology really sucks, but we shall persevere!!! This week Pax and Madeline discuss airport stories, working in customer service, and earthquakes! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email at . We are here to serve you! While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution Please leave a review, like and subscribe. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/35545965

Live. Laugh. Love. Murder. 02/20/2025

Live. Laugh. Love. Murder. This week, Pax and Madeline discuss reality TV, tufted titmice, and social media posts from the past. If you'd like to ask us for advice, please email thechubbettespod@gmail.com or DM us on insta. While you are free to follow our advice, we recommend using caution. Sources: allaboutbirds.org, Merlin Bird ID /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/35335410

Have you ever skipped to your lou? 02/06/2025

Have you ever skipped to your lou? Recorded on Jan 20th (yeah...that day...) What is going on in the world? We're talking the TikTok ban, barred owls (pleistocene is a word), skipping to your lou, and our go to movies. Sorry about the technical difficulties - womp womp. We are figuring it out. Listen up and give a like and a review! Disclaimer: DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE. It's not good. Okay, some of it is...but the majority is not Sources: allaboutbirds.org, Merlin Bird ID (app) /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/35154845

Effervescent Advice 01/23/2025

Effervescent Advice This week, we welcome the new year and update you on our lives. We talk about getting rich and how to relay your true feelings to your friends. This episode is shorter than normal, but still filled to the brim with gigs and gags. *DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE* /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/34762965

Stitches Get B*tches 01/09/2025

Stitches Get B*tches Correction: there are definitely more than 10 Cyber Trucks in Missouri. In this episode, we ride a roller coaster of first kiss tales, breaking hearts, and…Cyber Trucks? Listen in and up! *this episode was recorded in Sept 2024. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/34722185

Baseball Town 12/26/2024

Baseball Town Disclaimer: This podcast was recorded in July 2024. Oh, and we cuss...a lot. Join Madeline and Pax on their debut episode of The Chubbettes! They wander through topics like, The Great Gnome War, sportzzz, and things currently grinding their gears. Podcast available on Apple, Spotify, Amazon, iHeartRadio, and Audacy. /episode/index/show/3d3dc784-4e7f-4b00-a97a-c912205ea8ed/id/34594165

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