The 40k Badcast

A lighter take on Warhammer 40k. We're bad at 40k, and you can, too!

40k Badcast 167 - Bricked-Up Whilst Decanting 07/17/2025

40k Badcast 167 - Bricked-Up Whilst Decanting We've said many times that "this is the most unhinged episode yet!" Ther veracity of this statement cannot be proven. But what can be proven is that Dan spends a solid three and one half minutes cry-laughing at the name "Barkin Doggins". Sure, they also talk about Warhammer or some shit, but for real, it's almost four minutes of a middle-aged man losing his shit at his own stupid joke. Podcasting! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/37435505

40k Badcast 166 - you know i love it when she has a heavy wooden pavise 06/26/2025

40k Badcast 166 - you know i love it when she has a heavy wooden pavise Unfortunately the touch of Nurgle is upon us and Dan is sick as hell while posting this, so expect fewer yuks this time around. "Aww shucks, where's my yuks?" is something you could say if you wanted. But only if you wanted. Anyways here are some topics: An AP3 shot right into my pavussy Being pretty sure about that tonsure And an actually helpful segment on movement! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/37156760

40k Badcast 165 - Somehow, Picklebot Returned 06/11/2025

40k Badcast 165 - Somehow, Picklebot Returned After a short, moving-induced hiatus, the bois are back, and this time the break has driven them both completely nuts! This has got to be the most unhinged Badcast yet, with the fellas starting with 9/11 and going from there. Topics include: A free stabber Testes Sprite Foot Guy Brain Christian RPGs Come for the (ostensibly) 40k, stay for the complete madness. It's the Badcast, bay-bee! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36957660

40k Badcast 164 - Ducat, We Ball 05/21/2025

40k Badcast 164 - Ducat, We Ball Spring is in the air, and so are the bois, back with another bad cast! This time they yak about such wide-rangiing topics as: - the marmer's farket - stag scrotes - a wurst starburst - being hard wired to be hard for the wire Also, the fellas are sad about cool Space Wolves, and mad about LED headlights. Something really needs to be done about those fuckin' headlights, gang. It's ridiculous out there. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36661040

40k Badcast 163 - "Hey gamer, wanna count my TOES?!" 04/29/2025

40k Badcast 163 - "Hey gamer, wanna count my TOES?!" what are we even doing here /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36343455

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2025 04/16/2025

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2025 Do you like fried cheese curds? If yes, great! If no, please pay attention to this podcast, where Campbell will spend 90+ minutes attempting to convince you that they're a gift from the gods. Also he went to some sort of convention? For Warhammer? Whatever, let's get back to those creamy, creamy curds... /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36188070

40k Badcast 162 - The 40Cath Tradcast 04/02/2025

40k Badcast 162 - The 40Cath Tradcast Halleluja, horndogs! The fantastic friars are back with another ave-some (see what we did there?) show! This time we give off big "Timon and Pumbaa" energy, have a frank talk about terrain, and Campbell previews Adepticon 2025! And Dan prepares for yet another weekend of yard work and child care! Woohoo! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35979480

40k Badcast 161 - White Scars Can't Jump 03/17/2025

40k Badcast 161 - White Scars Can't Jump Hark, fair horndogs! The Badcast idiots have returned from Campbell's real vacation and Dan's fake one with a brand new bucket of ear-slop for you to pour directly into your skull! In it, the fellas touch on: posting pickies to the dickes, the sad-iator shit-your-pants-er, and something called "jorts Rasputin". Additionally, two dudes who defintiely watch basketball do a whole segment on basketball for some reason. I guess it's March?! Whatever! Enjoy, or don't! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35725685

40k Badcast 160 - Ain't that Taint Quaint? 02/18/2025

40k Badcast 160 - Ain't that Taint Quaint? Aww yeah, Horndogs, it's that time again! The fellas have returned once more to bring you topics such as: an in-depth analysis of the Ginuwine hit "Pony" The Glade Plug-In Task Force Nissan Altima Prime Also, Campbell goes hard into Guard, and regrettably, blue season is over. What does any of it mean?! You'll just have to listen to find out! Or don't! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35323860

40k Badcast 159 - 50 Guys in the Hole 02/04/2025

40k Badcast 159 - 50 Guys in the Hole Aww yeah, nerds. It's about to get sloppy! So let the sloppy papis themselves give it to ya audiophile-style. I was gonna write "sonic-style" but then I remembered the hedgehog! Whew! Close one! Tune in this fortnight for topics such as the most divorced energy in 40k, elaborate gooning setups and who's got 'em, and Mad Mek Bubby Gutz, a character name that really tickled Dan's pickle. Also the bois break down the LVO reveals only about 2 weeks late! We got 'em right where we want 'em! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35141115

40k Badcast 158 - The Kia Soulhunter 01/22/2025

40k Badcast 158 - The Kia Soulhunter The Badcast bois are back! They've struggled through the intervening weeks and have appeared, vagrant-like, on the outskirts of town: haggard, starved, and scabby. Will you: A) let them sleep in the barn for just one night, or (turn to page 75) B) will you tell them to beat feet to the next town? (turn to page 101) Topics this time include: little green shitheads, the big, scary moon, horny for dornies, and Dan is starting to think that Commissar Yarrick might actually be dead. Maybe. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/34950855

40k Badcast 157 - Hedging Henthusiasts 01/01/2025

40k Badcast 157 - Hedging Henthusiasts They're baaaaaaaack! The fellas return after a baby-induced hiatus and they're as incoherent as ever! Topics include Brad's big deck, the raw-dog rockafeller, and skamp and circumskanks. Does all of that sound like the ravings of a madman? Well, Dan has a new baby at home, so he probably qualifies. Enjoy and Happy New Year! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/34677545

40k Badcast - Announcement: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals! 12/25/2024

40k Badcast - Announcement: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals! The 40k Badcast wishes you a very merry Christmas. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/34612445

40k Badcast - Announcement: Take 5 (months)! 10/19/2024

40k Badcast - Announcement: Take 5 (months)! Dan shares an important announcement regarding his family and the show. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/33521102

40k Badcast 156 - BAAC: Bad At All Casts 09/25/2024

40k Badcast 156 - BAAC: Bad At All Casts In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your playstyle changes how you interact with the game Enjoy! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/33203082

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2024 09/10/2024

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2024 It's the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let's just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind of is! We're as shocked as you are! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32995347

40k Badcast 155 - Live at NOVA Open 2024! 08/29/2024

40k Badcast 155 - Live at NOVA Open 2024! Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the most salient debate of our era, wet or dry undead? Also, Dan gets grossed out by terrible novelty beer, and Campbell reveals a terrible secret hidden somewhere in his dad's house. Are there several mass "fuck you, Baltimore" chants? You'll have to listen to find out! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32793957

40k Badcast - Announcement: Badcast Live @ NOVA Open 2024! 08/26/2024

40k Badcast - Announcement: Badcast Live @ NOVA Open 2024! Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32741942

40k Badcast 154 - Cuddle Pit Cinco 08/12/2024

40k Badcast 154 - Cuddle Pit Cinco Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't late for this one! What the hell even is that last sentence? Shaddup already and listen! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32546912

40k Badcast 153 - Four Swords and Seven Years Ago 08/04/2024

40k Badcast 153 - Four Swords and Seven Years Ago Have you ever asked the question, "What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?" No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or two stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin' the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squip in every pot, and, last but not least, the jism schism. Any of that do anything for ya? No? Yeah. We get it. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32427282

40k Badcast 152 - The Cast? Bad. The Mutants? Sad. 07/16/2024

40k Badcast 152 - The Cast? Bad. The Mutants? Sad. We could have named this episode "If I ain't truckin', I'm fuckin'" but we didn't because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That's right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We're also paid shills for Games Workshop! And official docents of the Woke Agenda! How does that make you feel?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32155962

40k Badcast 151 - Lethal Sussy Five Plussy 07/08/2024

40k Badcast 151 - Lethal Sussy Five Plussy It's summertime, and the boys are back with an ice-cold glass of inane chatter! In this episode they discuss: chokin' and strokin', being hornus for tornus, and it happened again: Campbell said something terrible and everyone loved it. He can't keep getting away with this. So open up your gob, and get ready for the chowdah blastah, it's Badcast season, kid! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32049182

40k Badcast 150 - Cloaca in Bio 06/18/2024

40k Badcast 150 - Cloaca in Bio Another day, another Blood Bowl trip report where the theme is "Dan rolls like shit". It really says something about how good the game is that he's still palying it after all these horrible dice stories. Or he has a "bad at rolling dice" kink. Who knows? Also, the fellas talk decking their dedicated transports with techpriest X-zyB1T! What the hell does that mean? Guess you're gonna have to tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/31799407

40k Badcast 149 - Baypilled and Crabmaxxing 06/09/2024

40k Badcast 149 - Baypilled and Crabmaxxing You can take the boy out the bay, but you can't take the bay out the boy! This time 'round, the fellas revisit their favorite Nappy Roots song, investigate blobs of nobs, and Campbell gets his new name and title: High Marshall Wetmouth! It's just as bad as it sounds! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/31668607

40k Badcast 148 - Pasta Undivided 05/22/2024

40k Badcast 148 - Pasta Undivided Gawrsh, we hope you like pasta jokes and the tarantella bit. Oh you don't? Lol. Lmao, even. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/31419667

40k Badcast 147 - Campbell Almost Doesn't Bring Shame to the Badcast 05/13/2024

40k Badcast 147 - Campbell Almost Doesn't Bring Shame to the Badcast Episode subtitle: The 4-1-1 on going 4-1. He almost did it, gang. Campbell almost became the first ever Badcast host to win a GT. Instead, New Jersey's worst city dashed his dreams to smithereens! We're recapping Campbell's trip to the Squig City GT in Pendleton, OR, and that's pretty much it! Strap in and enjoy the Badcast, a show ostensibly about 40k, actually talk about 40k! What a world! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/31256847

40k Badcast 146 - We Hope You've Got a Cravin' for Some Ravin'! 04/26/2024

40k Badcast 146 - We Hope You've Got a Cravin' for Some Ravin'! We've said countless times (twice, probably) that "this episode is our most unhinged yet". Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don't even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don't worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn't get left out. We know what y'all want, and we love you! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/31001998

40k Badcast 145 - Boston Creamer 04/10/2024

40k Badcast 145 - Boston Creamer Y'all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it "Boston Creamer". It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, "Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!" Truly groundbreaking stuff over here. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/30758683

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2024 03/28/2024

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2024 Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol' Beefy went on a lil' trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan's many medals might deafen you. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/30575263

40k Badcast 144 - The Monster Truck Episode 03/20/2024

40k Badcast 144 - The Monster Truck Episode This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you're gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn't use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us? /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/30452128

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