The 40k Badcast

A lighter take on Warhammer 40k. We're bad at 40k, and you can, too!

40k Badcast - Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals 2: Pig in the City 12/25/2025

40k Badcast - Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals 2: Pig in the City A special holiday message from your friends at the 40k Badcast. Merry Christmas! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/39532215

40k Badcast 175 - The Hot Grot Minute 12/20/2025

40k Badcast 175 - The Hot Grot Minute It is time, once again, to look deep into your (Kia) soul, and ask: Why did so many peoples' houses smell like ham in the 1990s? What was the deal with that? Anyways, the eejits are back with yet another bad cast, and this time they're talking the Nissan MacroVan; applesauce and medicine; Colonel Ephraim's Anal Flamethrower; and hard booch AKA fart tea. Also they return to the Primaris Pizza Parlor in episode 3: la Bellissima Terza! Meravigliosa! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/39479840

40k Badcast 174 - Campbell Shows His True Colors (Yellow) 11/25/2025

40k Badcast 174 - Campbell Shows His True Colors (Yellow) For once, the title of this episode isn't a reference to piss, but instead Campbell's moral fortitude, which is...lacking. But don't worry, there is at least one piss-based bit in the show. We gotta hit those quotas, after all. Other terrible bits include: the giga-cow, pustin' makes me feel good, and the dreaded "griculture" bit. No, none of it makes any sense to me, either. Good luck! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/39166635

40k Badcast 173 - bustin tanks instead of, y'know, nuts 11/13/2025

40k Badcast 173 - bustin tanks instead of, y'know, nuts Damn, player! I didn't know you liked to get wet! And by wet I mean "enjoy a podcast from your friends at the 40k Badcast!" You know that's right! This episode has it all: Dave Mustaine, Mave Dustaine, Davis Mustavis, and the guy from Mergerderth! That not enough to hook you? Just wait, there's more: Sicarius math, golden showers, and the Paul Blart Cosplay Society! This podcast truly has it all, and you can, too, for one easy payment of 2 hours of your life. No refunds! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/39021680

40k Badcast 172 - All Roads Lead to Dome 10/30/2025

40k Badcast 172 - All Roads Lead to Dome Oh yes, folks. Much like a bad penny, the jaw-jackin' jabronis have once again returned to fill your head with some truly dumbass shit. This time around, the fuckos talk "Lou Dante", Campbell's finger cymbals, and who wants a taste of the Blood Angels' jungle juice. Also, they ask the question, who do you want as your 40k primary care physician? Get it while it's hot, horndogs! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/38839940

40k Badcast 171 - Engage on One Front 10/08/2025

40k Badcast 171 - Engage on One Front Hello, everyone! The jabronis are back with yet another choice cut of warhammer-themed grab-ass! This time Campbell paints the town gulten-free in Salt Lake City, Utah, and Dan spends truly stupid money on food in Nottingham, England! Also, Dan is 40 now. That sucks! Additionally, the lads touch on making a choice to win the game, the Emperor's Dan-pion, and Dan kills a mosquito LIVE ON AIR! Can't miss this one! Or maybe you can, no one is keeping score! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/38514400

40k Badcast 170 - The Leman Russ Polycule 09/24/2025

40k Badcast 170 - The Leman Russ Polycule Watch out, friends, we've got a hot one comin' in! Joe Kassabian, author, host of the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast and Midwest Icon, joins Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum here for a chat about Joe's Warhammer journey so far, why 40k tanks would be immediately obliterated on a modern battlefield, and which flavor of Faygo is the best! Other topics include the wide, wide lord of sports; the patron sait of rickety shitboxes; and a viscous, opaline fluid! It's a can't miss episode, gang! Big thanks to Joe for joining us! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/38339560

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2025 09/09/2025

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2025 Another year, another NOVA Open! Join the fellas as they return to where it all began (kinda) in 2016 as they recap yet another trip to Washington D.C.'s biggest tabletop gaming event of the year! Hear them recap 18 (!) games of 40k, 3 games of ASOIAF, and a couple of rousing rounds of jousting. Will Campbell win any GT games? How many games against Knights will Dan have to play? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/38142520

40k Badcast 169 - Live at NOVA Open 2025! 08/28/2025

40k Badcast 169 - Live at NOVA Open 2025! Did we plan for our 169th episode to be live in front of a "sell-out" (the attendees are sellouts) crowd at NOVA Open 2025? No! But here we are, hot, horny, and ready to answer your burning questions. Join us for a evening of jokes, japes, and jeers, and not necessarily in that order. Big thanks to everyone who showed up, it truly was a special night! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/38000535

40k Badcast 168 - If you skip milk day, you get creamed! 08/22/2025

40k Badcast 168 - If you skip milk day, you get creamed! Look, gang, Dan has a lot of painting to do before NOVA, so we're not going to be able to do a lot of jokes in this description. Too bad! Here's some shit from the episode: "milk day", chaplains giving good skull, and the realization that Space Wolf players are all piss fetishists. Sorry wolfies! It's canon now! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/37917715

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Tacomacast 2025 07/27/2025

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Tacomacast 2025 Campbell went to Tacoma, WA for this year's GW Tacoma Open. Did he bring any of the Tcoma Aroma back with him?! You be the judge! Also, we finally find out what regional accent the Raven Guard posses. You'll be surprised, kid! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/37564600

40k Badcast 167 - Bricked-Up Whilst Decanting 07/17/2025

40k Badcast 167 - Bricked-Up Whilst Decanting We've said many times that "this is the most unhinged episode yet!" Ther veracity of this statement cannot be proven. But what can be proven is that Dan spends a solid three and one half minutes cry-laughing at the name "Barkin Doggins". Sure, they also talk about Warhammer or some shit, but for real, it's almost four minutes of a middle-aged man losing his shit at his own stupid joke. Podcasting! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/37435505

40k Badcast 166 - you know i love it when she has a heavy wooden pavise 06/26/2025

40k Badcast 166 - you know i love it when she has a heavy wooden pavise Unfortunately the touch of Nurgle is upon us and Dan is sick as hell while posting this, so expect fewer yuks this time around. "Aww shucks, where's my yuks?" is something you could say if you wanted. But only if you wanted. Anyways here are some topics: An AP3 shot right into my pavussy Being pretty sure about that tonsure And an actually helpful segment on movement! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/37156760

40k Badcast 165 - Somehow, Picklebot Returned 06/11/2025

40k Badcast 165 - Somehow, Picklebot Returned After a short, moving-induced hiatus, the bois are back, and this time the break has driven them both completely nuts! This has got to be the most unhinged Badcast yet, with the fellas starting with 9/11 and going from there. Topics include: A free stabber Testes Sprite Foot Guy Brain Christian RPGs Come for the (ostensibly) 40k, stay for the complete madness. It's the Badcast, bay-bee! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36957660

40k Badcast 164 - Ducat, We Ball 05/21/2025

40k Badcast 164 - Ducat, We Ball Spring is in the air, and so are the bois, back with another bad cast! This time they yak about such wide-rangiing topics as: - the marmer's farket - stag scrotes - a wurst starburst - being hard wired to be hard for the wire Also, the fellas are sad about cool Space Wolves, and mad about LED headlights. Something really needs to be done about those fuckin' headlights, gang. It's ridiculous out there. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36661040

40k Badcast 163 - "Hey gamer, wanna count my TOES?!" 04/29/2025

40k Badcast 163 - "Hey gamer, wanna count my TOES?!" what are we even doing here /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36343455

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2025 04/16/2025

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2025 Do you like fried cheese curds? If yes, great! If no, please pay attention to this podcast, where Campbell will spend 90+ minutes attempting to convince you that they're a gift from the gods. Also he went to some sort of convention? For Warhammer? Whatever, let's get back to those creamy, creamy curds... /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/36188070

40k Badcast 162 - The 40Cath Tradcast 04/02/2025

40k Badcast 162 - The 40Cath Tradcast Halleluja, horndogs! The fantastic friars are back with another ave-some (see what we did there?) show! This time we give off big "Timon and Pumbaa" energy, have a frank talk about terrain, and Campbell previews Adepticon 2025! And Dan prepares for yet another weekend of yard work and child care! Woohoo! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35979480

40k Badcast 161 - White Scars Can't Jump 03/17/2025

40k Badcast 161 - White Scars Can't Jump Hark, fair horndogs! The Badcast idiots have returned from Campbell's real vacation and Dan's fake one with a brand new bucket of ear-slop for you to pour directly into your skull! In it, the fellas touch on: posting pickies to the dickes, the sad-iator shit-your-pants-er, and something called "jorts Rasputin". Additionally, two dudes who defintiely watch basketball do a whole segment on basketball for some reason. I guess it's March?! Whatever! Enjoy, or don't! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35725685

40k Badcast 160 - Ain't that Taint Quaint? 02/18/2025

40k Badcast 160 - Ain't that Taint Quaint? Aww yeah, Horndogs, it's that time again! The fellas have returned once more to bring you topics such as: an in-depth analysis of the Ginuwine hit "Pony" The Glade Plug-In Task Force Nissan Altima Prime Also, Campbell goes hard into Guard, and regrettably, blue season is over. What does any of it mean?! You'll just have to listen to find out! Or don't! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35323860

40k Badcast 159 - 50 Guys in the Hole 02/04/2025

40k Badcast 159 - 50 Guys in the Hole Aww yeah, nerds. It's about to get sloppy! So let the sloppy papis themselves give it to ya audiophile-style. I was gonna write "sonic-style" but then I remembered the hedgehog! Whew! Close one! Tune in this fortnight for topics such as the most divorced energy in 40k, elaborate gooning setups and who's got 'em, and Mad Mek Bubby Gutz, a character name that really tickled Dan's pickle. Also the bois break down the LVO reveals only about 2 weeks late! We got 'em right where we want 'em! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/35141115

40k Badcast 158 - The Kia Soulhunter 01/22/2025

40k Badcast 158 - The Kia Soulhunter The Badcast bois are back! They've struggled through the intervening weeks and have appeared, vagrant-like, on the outskirts of town: haggard, starved, and scabby. Will you: A) let them sleep in the barn for just one night, or (turn to page 75) B) will you tell them to beat feet to the next town? (turn to page 101) Topics this time include: little green shitheads, the big, scary moon, horny for dornies, and Dan is starting to think that Commissar Yarrick might actually be dead. Maybe. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/34950855

40k Badcast 157 - Hedging Henthusiasts 01/01/2025

40k Badcast 157 - Hedging Henthusiasts They're baaaaaaaack! The fellas return after a baby-induced hiatus and they're as incoherent as ever! Topics include Brad's big deck, the raw-dog rockafeller, and skamp and circumskanks. Does all of that sound like the ravings of a madman? Well, Dan has a new baby at home, so he probably qualifies. Enjoy and Happy New Year! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/34677545

40k Badcast - Announcement: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals! 12/25/2024

40k Badcast - Announcement: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals! The 40k Badcast wishes you a very merry Christmas. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/34612445

40k Badcast - Announcement: Take 5 (months)! 10/19/2024

40k Badcast - Announcement: Take 5 (months)! Dan shares an important announcement regarding his family and the show. /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/33521102

40k Badcast 156 - BAAC: Bad At All Casts 09/25/2024

40k Badcast 156 - BAAC: Bad At All Casts In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your playstyle changes how you interact with the game Enjoy! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/33203082

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2024 09/10/2024

40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2024 It's the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let's just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind of is! We're as shocked as you are! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32995347

40k Badcast 155 - Live at NOVA Open 2024! 08/29/2024

40k Badcast 155 - Live at NOVA Open 2024! Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the most salient debate of our era, wet or dry undead? Also, Dan gets grossed out by terrible novelty beer, and Campbell reveals a terrible secret hidden somewhere in his dad's house. Are there several mass "fuck you, Baltimore" chants? You'll have to listen to find out! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32793957

40k Badcast - Announcement: Badcast Live @ NOVA Open 2024! 08/26/2024

40k Badcast - Announcement: Badcast Live @ NOVA Open 2024! Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32741942

40k Badcast 154 - Cuddle Pit Cinco 08/12/2024

40k Badcast 154 - Cuddle Pit Cinco Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't late for this one! What the hell even is that last sentence? Shaddup already and listen! /episode/index/show/40kbadcast/id/32546912

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