Can't Hardly Watch

Barrett and Tony B talk about terrible movies you love to hate.

Episode 144- S. Darko 01/28/2026

Episode 144- S. Darko Did you love Donnie Darko? After you watched it, did you ask yourself "Hey I wonder what will happen to his little sister?" If so, we have a treat for you because this week we discuss the forgotten straight to DVD sequel, S. Darko! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39915805

Episode 143- Lost In Space 01/20/2026

Episode 143- Lost In Space This week we discuss Lost In Space, an adaptation of a show from the 60s your parents even forgot about. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39801850

Episode 142- The Indian in the Cupboard 01/12/2026

Episode 142- The Indian in the Cupboard This week we discuss the first ballot HBO Hall of Famer and beloved kids movie, The Indian in the Cupboard. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39692640

2025 Recap 01/05/2026

2025 Recap This week we close the book on 2025 as we talk about some of the big movies we saw last year. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39608405

Episode 141- Cobra 12/29/2025

Episode 141- Cobra This week we conclude our Christmas extravaganza with Cobra- the Stallone action flick that is sort of, maybe, not really a Christmas movie (It's not). /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39549825

Episode 140- P2 12/18/2025

Episode 140- P2 This week we discuss the underseen thriller P2, an alternative Christmas movie featuring a tour de force perfromance from Wes Bentley. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39449855

Episode 139- Red One 12/08/2025

Episode 139- Red One People can't afford houses or healthcare and work their asses off only to live paycheck to paycheck while The Rock got paid 50 million dollars to "act" in Red One. The only thing more depressing than that fact is actually sitting though the whole movie! Tis the season! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39316365

Episode 138- Hook 11/24/2025

Episode 138- Hook This week we put an end to our long standing bit as Barrett finally watches Hook! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39145705

Episode 137- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 11/19/2025

Episode 137- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor This week in honor of the recently announced fourth Mummy film, we decided to revisit the third one nobody liked, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Empereor. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/39092615

Episode 136- Kangaroo Jack 11/10/2025

Episode 136- Kangaroo Jack This week we're talking Kangaroo Jack! We hope you brought an extra pair of underwear because you'll be pissing your pants from laughing so hard at Jackie Legs rapping Rapper's Delight! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38975700

Episode 135- The Master of Disguise 11/03/2025

Episode 135- The Master of Disguise This week we discuss Dana Carvey's infamous failed comeback movie, The Master of Disguise. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38887505

Episode 134- The Eye 10/27/2025

Episode 134- The Eye This week we conclude our Halloween Extravaganza with The Eye- a film so bad not even glasses or contacts could save it! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38787805

Episode 133- Halloween (2007) 10/21/2025

Episode 133- Halloween (2007) Constant yelling and screaming, edgy dialogue, and Sheri Moon Zombie- it must be a Rob Zombie film! This week we discuss the 2007 Halloween remake! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38724555

Episode 132- Stay Alive 10/13/2025

Episode 132- Stay Alive This week we discuss the haunted video game horror film, Stay Alive which should be called Stay on Track becuase we wanted to talk about anything but! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38572345

Episode 131- Feardotcom 10/06/2025

Episode 131- Feardotcom This week we kick off our annual Halloween extravaganza with the haunted internet horror film, Feardotcom. And yes, a ghost really creates a website. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38475185

Episode 130- Jungle 2 Jungle 09/29/2025

Episode 130- Jungle 2 Jungle This week it's our life and we do what we want because we're discussing Jungle 2 Jungle! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38387240

Episode 129- Hurry Up Tomorrow 09/22/2025

Episode 129- Hurry Up Tomorrow This week, Can't Hardly Watch legend ,The Weeknd returns to the pod with his weird vanity project, Hurry Up Tomorrow. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38301150

Episode 128- Beastly 09/15/2025

Episode 128- Beastly This week we discuss Beastly, the modern day retelling of Beauty and the Beast everyone asked for starring Alex Pettyfer! Remember him?! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38217240

Episode 127- Lake Placid 09/08/2025

Episode 127- Lake Placid This week we try not to bite the bark off each other's log as we discuss the first ballot HBO hall of famer, Lake Placid! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38123040

Episode 126- The Rage: Carrie 2 09/02/2025

Episode 126- The Rage: Carrie 2 Do you love Brian De Palma's 1976 classic, Carrie? Have you ever wondered if Carrie's father ever banged anyone else or if she had a half sister? Well if so, The Rage: Carrie 2 is the film for you! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/38051880

Episode 125- War of the Worlds (2025) 08/25/2025

Episode 125- War of the Worlds (2025) This week we discuss the new Amazon commercial uhhh we mean film, War of the Worlds starring 4 timer's club member Ice Cube! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37940735

Episode 124- The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) 08/18/2025

Episode 124- The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) This week we discuss the final installment of Tom Six's edgelord poop trilogy, The Human Centipede (Final Sequence). /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37856660

Episode 123- The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) 08/12/2025

Episode 123- The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) The Tom Six extravaganza continues with The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37767450

Episode 122- The Human Centipede (First Sequence) 08/07/2025

Episode 122- The Human Centipede (First Sequence) This week we discuss the film that brought a whole new meaning to the term "ass to mouth"- The Human Centipede (First Sequence). /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37712735

Episode 121- Jaws: The Revenge 07/21/2025

Episode 121- Jaws: The Revenge This week it's personal as we discuss a story of elderly love- Jaws: The Revenge. Oh yeah and there's a shark also. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37498000

Episode 120- Fant4stic 07/14/2025

Episode 120- Fant4stic In honor of the upcoming Fantastic Four: First Steps we decided to look back at Josh Trank's infamous 2015 reboot, Fant4stic! Finger's crossed Ben Grimm has a penis in this new one! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37397275

Episode 119- Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 07/07/2025

Episode 119- Superman IV: The Quest for Peace With James Gunn's Superman reboot hitting theaters this week, we decided to revist Superman IV: The Quest for Peace- the fim that killed the franchise and Cannon films! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37300920

Episode 118- Theodore Rex 06/30/2025

Episode 118- Theodore Rex This week we conclude dino month with Theodore Rex, the film that asks the question- what if you were a cop and your partner was a horny dinosaur who farted all the time? /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37211955

Episode 117- The Lost World: Jurassic Park 06/23/2025

Episode 117- The Lost World: Jurassic Park If you've ever wanted to see someone gymnastic kick a raptor, you're in luck! Dino month continues with The Lost World: Jurassic Park. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37108300

Episode 116- The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 06/19/2025

Episode 116- The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Dino month continues with The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, the riveting story of how Wilma got her pearl necklace. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37066210

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