Can't Hardly Watch

Barrett and Tony B talk about terrible movies you love to hate.

Episode 118- Theodore Rex 06/30/2025

Episode 118- Theodore Rex This week we conclude dino month with Theodore Rex, the film that asks the question- what if you were a cop and your partner was a horny dinosaur who farted all the time? /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37211955

Episode 117- The Lost World: Jurassic Park 06/23/2025

Episode 117- The Lost World: Jurassic Park If you've ever wanted to see someone gymnastic kick a raptor, you're in luck! Dino month continues with The Lost World: Jurassic Park. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37108300

Episode 116- The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 06/19/2025

Episode 116- The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Dino month continues with The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, the riveting story of how Wilma got her pearl necklace. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/37066210

Episode 115- Carnosaur 06/09/2025

Episode 115- Carnosaur Dino month continues with Carnosaur- the first film ever to feature a woman give birth to a dinosaur! Starring Clint Howard and Laura Dern's mom! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36911485

Episode 114- Prehysteria! 06/02/2025

Episode 114- Prehysteria! This week we kick off Dino month with the 90s straight to video kid classic, Prehysteria! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36811690

Episode 113- Pearl Harbor 05/26/2025

Episode 113- Pearl Harbor This Memorial Day we revisit Michael Bay's historical epic, Pearl Harbor- a tragic tale of love and war and a wheel chair bound FDR's miraculous journey to stand up again! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36697705

Episode 112- Gangster Squad 05/19/2025

Episode 112- Gangster Squad Are we going to discuss Gangster Squad? Nope. We were just hoping to take you to bed. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36617245

Episode 111- Kraven the Hunter 05/12/2025

Episode 111- Kraven the Hunter Siri play See You Again by Wiz Khalifa because this week we discuss Kraven the Hunter, the final installment of Sony's Spider-Man Universe. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36524450

The Idol Series Finale- Jocelyn Forever 04/28/2025

The Idol Series Finale- Jocelyn Forever This week we discuss the series finale of The Idol and lets just say it has our brains hurting. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36331160

The Idol Episode 4- Stars Belong to the World 04/21/2025

The Idol Episode 4- Stars Belong to the World We discuss the penultimate episode of Sam Levinson and The Weeknd's pervert saga, The Idol. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36237880

The Idol Episode 3- Daybreak 04/14/2025

The Idol Episode 3- Daybreak HBO gave Sam Levinson and The Weeknd Carte Blanche and this is what happened.... /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36119765

The Idol Episode 2- Double Fantasy 04/07/2025

The Idol Episode 2- Double Fantasy We continue our coverage of Sam Levinson and The Weeknd's pervert odyssey, The Idol. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/36029890

The Idol Episode 1- Pop Tarts and Rat Tales 03/31/2025

The Idol Episode 1- Pop Tarts and Rat Tales Remember the HBO series, The Idol? You know, that notorious flop from that weird pervert Sam Levinson of Euphoria fame and The Weeknd? Well we decided to watch it for some reason. Here's part 1 of a 5 part series. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35929375

Episode 110- Showgirls 03/24/2025

Episode 110- Showgirls This week we discuss Paul Verhoeven's infamous erotic drama, Showgirls. We gotta say, it feels weird recording a podcast not having anybody cum on you. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35830460

Episode 109- Leprechaun 2 03/17/2025

Episode 109- Leprechaun 2 We celebate this St. Patrick's Day by paying our old pal, Lep a vist in Leprechaun 2. This time he wants his gold and he's super horny! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35717370

Episode 108- Daredevil 03/10/2025

Episode 108- Daredevil This week in honor of the new Disney Plus series, Born Again we revisit the 2003 Daredevil movie starring Ben Affleck. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35603525

Episode 107- Superstar 03/05/2025

Episode 107- Superstar This week we conclude bad SNL movie month with Superstar which ironically enough is not so super. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35538795

Episode 106- Blues Brothers 2000 02/19/2025

Episode 106- Blues Brothers 2000 This week we continue Bad SNL Movies month with the totally necessarry and John Belushiless sequel Blues Brothers 2000. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35344230

Episode 105- It's Pat 02/10/2025

Episode 105- It's Pat This week we kick off Bad SNL Movie month with another film in the prestigious 0% Rotten Tomatoes club, It's Pat! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35210365

Episode 104- Critters 01/27/2025

Episode 104- Critters This week we discuss Critters, one of the countless Gremlins knock offs! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/35020125

Episode 103- Child's Play 3 01/20/2025

Episode 103- Child's Play 3 This week don't fuck with the Chuck because we're talking Child's Play 3! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34916135

Episode 102- The Wolfman (2010) 01/13/2025

Episode 102- The Wolfman (2010) With the Blumhouse reboot, Wolf Man hitting theaters soon, we decided to check out the forgotten 2010 remake, The Wolfman. Not even an Emily Blunt side boob could save this slog of a film. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34828980

2024 Recap 01/06/2025

2024 Recap This week we turn the page on 2024 by discussing some of the movies we saw last year and talk about what films we're looking forward to this year. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34731280

Episode 101- Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman 12/30/2024

Episode 101- Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman Jack's back but sadly Shannon Elizabeth is not. This week we conclude our Christmas extravaganza with Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34650445

Episode 100- Anaconda 12/17/2024

Episode 100- Anaconda We interupt our Christmas extravaganza to bring you a very special 100th episode on Anaconda- a childhood favorite of ours featuring a POWERHOUSE performance from Jon Voight! We appreciate the support from our 10s of listeners! Here's to 100 more! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34479315

Episode 99- Christmas with the Kranks 12/09/2024

Episode 99- Christmas with the Kranks This week we welcome Jamie Lee Curtis into the 4 timers club as we discuss Christmas with the Kranks, the frustrating comedy that will leave you asking "In what fucking reality?" /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34339305

Episode 98- Santa With Muscles 12/02/2024

Episode 98- Santa With Muscles Hulksters rejoice! This week we welcome Hulk Hogan into the 3 timers club as we discuss the forgotten Christmas comedy, Santa With Muscles which randomly has several connections to That 70s Show! /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34221760

Episode 97- On Deadly Ground 11/25/2024

Episode 97- On Deadly Ground The week we watch On Deadly Ground-the first (and only) movie Steven Seagal ever directed and ask the question- what does it take to change the essence of a man? /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/34128961

Episode 96- First Kid 11/18/2024

Episode 96- First Kid This week we celebrate the end of this election cycle with First Kid starring Sinbad- the comedian NOT the sailor. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/33964307

Episode 95- The Green Inferno 11/11/2024

Episode 95- The Green Inferno This week we discuss The Green Inferno, Eli Roth's cannibal "horror" film that has more dicks, masturbation, and poop than it does actual cannibalism. /episode/index/show/4eb0eeb7-0e49-4496-886f-9c0824138cd2/id/33863007

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