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MAMM in the Maldives
05/18/2025
MAMM in the Maldives
This week’s episode is brought to you by jet lag, tactical athleisure, and the undeniable power of looking hot in a bikini while the rest of the plane’s still fighting over overhead bin space. Yes, I flew business and first class. Yes, TSA still pulled me aside because my Sweet Tart ropes apparently posed a national threat. And yes, a boomer on speakerphone tried to ruin every meal. Highlights include: Sea turtles who stared like they knew I was that bitch Sober, sun-drenched clarity without the detox retreat nonsense SPF, style, and spiritual ascension via silk kimono And the pure joy of posting bikini pics that made at least three exes spiral This isn’t a vacation story. It’s a full-body reclamation of peace, power, and preferred boarding. Come for the dolphins, stay for the delusion that I might never come back.
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