ONE QUEER HILL

the podcast where a coupla queers talk about One Tree Hill

s2 ep21 - my army of basketball boys!!! 06/14/2025

s2 ep21 - my army of basketball boys!!! LETS GO TO THE MOVIES! this week we're watching luke and brooke JUST BE FRIENDS, dan attempt to mastermind his way into having emotions, nate coming to terms with accepting help from others, peyton suffering from hewon'tletmeseehim tendencies, and we watch some car crash videos with the whole gang! our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/37008105

and now, for something a little different (tangentsode vol. 1) 05/28/2025

and now, for something a little different (tangentsode vol. 1) hey folks! our personal lives continued to be mean to us, and we couldn't record anything. but! today we have a fun little shorter episode for you, if you've ever desired to hear about our thoughts on Grease 2, true crime, mark wahlberg, our time in college, or juicy queer camp counselor gossip. our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/36743760

s2 ep20 - loser rock REDUX 05/13/2025

s2 ep20 - loser rock REDUX WE'RE HERE! in the alternate universe where dan marries karen instead of deb! which is apparently heaven for nate, who remember, is undergoing surgery while this alternate universe episode happens. we explore such alternate topics as "what if deb was a hot single mom who ran a dive bar" "is keith still hot when hes a suit-wearing used car salesman" and "how pathetic can we make dan, as an assistant coach under whitey"? also luke is a golden boy jerk with an interesting villain laugh, peyton has an annoying nickname and a deflated sense of self respect, and brooke is still a sex object for the male viewer! don't worry boys, this show is from 2005, it's still plenty weird! our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/36552700

s2 ep19 - this is stinking great! 04/22/2025

s2 ep19 - this is stinking great! ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE! we're driving angry with luke and nate's uncle cooper, a normal and mature uncle; brooke is chillin out saving the girlies in her safe ride car, while peyton stews in downer debbie mode; deb is EXPOSED by the medical establishment while dan experiences karma; and finally, andy gets in trouble with his employer for uhhhhhh obviously dating a student our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/36267085

s2 ep18 - moriarty daddy 04/11/2025

s2 ep18 - moriarty daddy THIS WEEK ON ONE QUEER HILL we're putting on cowboy hats and solving mysteries in this weird filler mishmash of an episode. luke plays sherlock badly, nate goes to visit the SWINGIN DONKEH, peyton is There for jake's ongoing custody battle, brooke learns what being grounded means, and whitey is the actual international man of mystery! our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/36102905

s2 ep17 - Felix Is Over Party 03/25/2025

s2 ep17 - Felix Is Over Party this week on one queer hill we are ECSTATIC to report that felix faces consequences, anna gets to monologue, brooke is trying to find a way to stay in tree hill, luke is doing a BUNCH of snooping, nate is driving pensively in the rain, and peyton is prepping herself for another abandonment episode now that nikki's back in town. LETS GOOO our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/35857925

s2 ep16 - meet me at the altar (unless...) 03/14/2025

s2 ep16 - meet me at the altar (unless...) its a nice day for a, WEIRD WEDDINGGG this week on one queer hill, we're going to keith's wedding!! luke continues to be a terrible best man, brooke is freezing in a church with the ugliest dress we've ever seen, peyton and jake are [sexy bass line here], nate is reaching his heartbreak apex at the liquor store, andy finds some important information, and karen gives a juicy ultimatum. our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/35676080

s2 ep15 - Fifty Years, Huh? 02/25/2025

s2 ep15 - Fifty Years, Huh? IT'S TIME... FOR A TIME CAPSULE! we're recording our secret messages for the youths of 2055 this week, with anna resorting to crime with mouth in order to rerecord hers, peyton and jake both talking past each other's sexual histories, brooke taking to presidency by caring for others, nate still in depresh mode but still having fun in his own way, felix is back UGH, and luke is, as always this season, plotting and scheming our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/35426865

s2 ep14 - the destructive sadboi club 02/14/2025

s2 ep14 - the destructive sadboi club this week on one queer hill: the most bummer valentines day special! nate is coming to terms with being dumped, luke is matching off with dan via Call of the Wild, peyton and jake finally start talking about their feefees, brooke has electon day trip-ups, and andy enters shady billionaire territory. cheers! our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/35291220

s2 ep13 - TermiNATEor Activate 01/22/2025

s2 ep13 - TermiNATEor Activate Back at it again, this time with more freak intrigue! peyton books the Wreckers and by extension chris keller, luke finally gets his heart tested and mysteriously goes to live with dan, keith and karen sort out their feelings while andy glares in the background, nate finds out, and brooke launches her (class) presidential campaign our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/34953690

s2 ep12 - Crabs of the World, Unite! 01/07/2025

s2 ep12 - Crabs of the World, Unite! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT UR BIBS! this week, we're talking brooke organizing a crab union, nate and haley playing honesty-chicken while taylor blackmails them both, luke continues to be afraid of a medical test, dan and deb have keith and jules over for a LOVELY and NOT CREEPY family dinner, and finally......... anna discovers bisexuality. We also have some great merch ideas (derogatory) our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/34759925

s2 ep11 - The Power of Gays Compel You 08/07/2024

s2 ep11 - The Power of Gays Compel You back again with an absolute garbage fire of plot lines. jake watches peyton sleep, lucas is uncovering everyone's secrets, brooke is having some upsetting family feelings when felix buys her stuff, jules wears a cool shirt, and nate and haley are cursed with the worst disaster of all: hurricane taylor. our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/32472647

s2 ep10 - The Dykeisode 07/09/2024

s2 ep10 - The Dykeisode this week on one queer hill, we're sticking it to the man! peyton does an in-school performance art piece in response to being hatecrimed, luke is mad at everyone for caring about his health more than he does, deb comes clean (about coming with Kei-), Dan is a bastard of operatic levels, mouth is an incel baby, and felix wears brooke down despite being... well, himself our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/32068607

s2 ep9 - Get Prommed 06/26/2024

s2 ep9 - Get Prommed its time for spring formal!!! brooke is getting pissed off at boys, peyton is getting caught up in an emotional whirlwind, felix is getting homophobic, and anna is getting FUUUUUGGED UUUUUUP! meanwhile, dan is respectively intimidating to each of his sons, deb makes some awful decisions, and luke is dropping some introspective gems left and right. oh, and for once, haley is the biggest screw-up! wow! our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/31894762

s2 ep8 - barbie speech, before barbie 05/22/2024

s2 ep8 - barbie speech, before barbie slumber party! the gals backstab each other verbally (much to anna's entertainment), karen and keith are making some BAD decisions in their respective love lives, luke and nate are getting tested for Rotten Dan Heart disease, felix is still in dire need of a therapist, and cocaine rick is FIRED!!! our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/31415047

s2 ep7 - li'l boy luke 05/10/2024

s2 ep7 - li'l boy luke WELCOME BACK! This week, we are opening an all ages nightclub in which two out of three of the musical acts quit unexpectedly on opening night. mess ensues. brooke is still going thru it, mouth is becoming an incel, felix flashes some inappropriate pictures at luke, peyton is on her last nerve as chris keller antagonizes an entire building full of people. so much to discuss our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/31236252

s2 ep6 - dealing with musicians (derogatory) 04/12/2024

s2 ep6 - dealing with musicians (derogatory) this week, we have a meteor shower to swoon under!!! luke is being firm about doing the right thing with both anna and whitey, nate is being a certified good husband while haley is freaking out about performing music, brooke is losing all her shit at a yard sale and felix, as expected, is reaping all the benefits. and... a whirlwind of chaos comes to town, in the form of chris keller. lfg our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/30803668

s2 ep5 - I Dare You To Hang Out With Me 03/26/2024

s2 ep5 - I Dare You To Hang Out With Me ITS DARE NIGHT BABEY!!! we're eating pickled eggs and hanging out in open graves with all our favorite teens. luke meets a new girl to get light-speed obsessed with, tim is a full character for like five minutes, peyton goes to confession, brooke is still trying to wrangle felix, and the river court boys send an innocent zoo animal to heaven our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/30552613

s2 ep4 - The UNH Episode 03/12/2024

s2 ep4 - The UNH Episode This week in Tree Hill! It's financial awareness week apparently, where brooke becomes Poor for the first time, naley are making big decisions about purchasing musical instruments, luke and dan street race the new guy we both hate, and karen is relentlessly flirted with byyyyyy her college professor GREAT GREAT GREAT our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/30344728

s2 ep3 - Mechanickink 02/17/2024

s2 ep3 - Mechanickink this week, we have a bad bachelor party for nate (really for tim) and a bachelorette- I mean BRIDAL SHOWER for haley. deb has boundary issues, dan is slowly returning to his supervillainy, and karen is shocked to discover that when u reject a prospective partner it hurts their feelings. somebody help keith get some work done, for the love of god (we just got some new equipment recently and are still figuring out the best mic setup we can have, so pls excuse the iffy audio) our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/29993008

s2 ep2 - No Basketball After Marriage 01/30/2024

s2 ep2 - No Basketball After Marriage this week in tree hill, we have a teenage wedding reception, with some fun sides: posting ur friend's nudes on the internet without telling them, getting turned on by ur wife yelling at ur mom, and staring out of a hospital bay window dramatically. ENJOY our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/29718588

s2 ep1 - The Jokerfication of Deb Scott 01/16/2024

s2 ep1 - The Jokerfication of Deb Scott we are BACK IN TREE HILL to deal with the consequences of last season's finale. deb loses her gd mind, breyton have a bonfire on the beach, haley cries over cd collections, luke guilts keith on older brother stewardship, and dan, tragically, returns to consciousness. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/29480843

s1 reunion - POSTSEASON AFTERSHOW 01/02/2024

s1 reunion - POSTSEASON AFTERSHOW WE'RE BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEE this week, we wrap up season one for good, and move forward to season two. but before we do, we introduce our first seasonal awards show, the most cursed dating game, and some of our ~predictions~ for the upcoming season. also: the worst possible merchandising opportunity, we need to patent this FRESH FROM THE FROG! you can find us on social media in the following places: our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: for other locations, check out our linktree! we have a bluesky acct now: /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/29309568

s1 ep22 - there is only ONE....... 09/05/2023

s1 ep22 - there is only ONE....... FINALE EPISOOOOOODE we're finally at the big game. dan is confusing yelling for coaching, luke and nate are making their own bro decisions, haley is scheduling out her sexual debut, peyton and brooke's new relationship(?) runs nikki interference, deb is snatching the Oops crown with a sexy firelit mistake. our brains are melted, to round the season out. our next episode is a post-season reunion episode, to bring in season two! keep up w the episodes, follow us here: our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27945507

s1 ep 21 - Good Job, Chlamydia Committee! 08/22/2023

s1 ep 21 - Good Job, Chlamydia Committee! time to talk porno and joint custody! haley and nate are learning about the dangers of pornography and LOVE. luke is wondering if dan is uh actually an okay guy after all just kidding dan's looking for a way to snatch the ravens' coaching position while whitey goes in for surgery. peyton is an atrocious babysitter. and keith gets huffy and disappoints us. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27814734

SHORT! - meet the hosts 08/08/2023

SHORT! - meet the hosts this week, we take a break from the actual show before season finale zone, and travel back in time to when we made our own episode 0 in discussion of the podcast. jax and i introduce ourselves proper, discuss at which points of our lives we began watching the show, and also address the matter of the show's creator. Content warning for brief discussion of sexual harassment and assault behind the scenes of the show, One Tree Hill. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27687321

s1 ep20 - Keep It Classy, Just Curse Them 07/25/2023

s1 ep20 - Keep It Classy, Just Curse Them time for a party! on this week's episode, nate gets a job, haley throws a party. peyton and brooke call it quits for good, promise, and brooke makes some interesting mingling decisions. luke has some valuable daddy keith time, and dan simply cant stop walking into other people's homes our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27560610

s1 ep19 - Going Tyra Mode 07/11/2023

s1 ep19 - Going Tyra Mode This week, we have a Very Special Episode, where brooke might be pregnant but the show isnt too interested in her. What about how LUKE is handling brooke maybe being pregnant? Nate learns about young love and growing up, deb looks hot and is sad, and our producer chacha gets on mic for the first time to express her feelings about Dan. To find and donate to your local abortion fund, please visit the National Network of Abortion Funds, they'll get you started: our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27432849

s1 ep18 - Knuck Tats CASH ONLY 06/27/2023

s1 ep18 - Knuck Tats CASH ONLY this week we are auctioning off teenage boys. yeah really. we have a big date nite where haley and lucas throw milk at each other, nate gets chewed tf out, brooke and mouth go to a strip club, and dont you worry there is still rampant misogyny all over this dialogue so stuff stays interesting i guess our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27268932

s1 ep17 - Psycho Hose Beast 06/13/2023

s1 ep17 - Psycho Hose Beast this week we're BRINGING IT ON at the sparkle classic cheerleading competition. peyton is trying to win brooke back by assuring their victory with a whole new routine ~and a remix~. nate is excited to play a game without dan in the audience, and luke is charged with teaching nate how to do anything but dunk. and, of course, JUMP SCARE WHITEY our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: [email protected] /episode/index/show/6ece2eeb-273f-40fc-aea0-7ffb7591cef5/id/27135552

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