86 Charles

Comedy, sports, news and all things odd. Old Charles has had too much to drink again so it's time to kick him out!

Icy Fingers of Death 10/22/2021

Icy Fingers of Death and discuss the terrifying wonders of nature called Icy Fingers of Death aka Antarctic Brinicles. Then, at 14:31, they talk news stories including, counterfeit Vax cards, Jay Cutler, the drying Colorado river, Casa Bonita's new owners, and the Washington Monument gets struck by lightning! At 38:56, want to join the almighty Jiminy's Snitches. At 40:30, your Facebook World News Update and Flooded Tucson RMX. At 42:50, remembers her dear friend Kendall. Finally, at 52:40, Steve Southwick returns to tell of a fake parade on St. Patty's Day! #AntarcticBrinicles /episode/index/show/86charles/id/20901572

Icy Fingers of Death 10/22/2021

Reincarnation 08/06/2021

Reincarnation and discuss the amazing reincarnation story of Dorothy Eady aka Omm Sety. Then, at 17:56, they discuss news stories including Post Malone's cosmetic procedures, strapped at Disneyworld, explosive diarrhea at NBC, the man with 94 kids and 39 wives, and 5 (dumb) Pop Culture Questions... At 48:39, drops in to ponder on Accidental Babies. At 50:31, your Facebook World News Update and Jeff Bezos RMX. At 53:49, stops by to tell a heart warming story of her time at See's Candy! Finally, at 1:02:09, the Jerby Boys are back with another prank call! #OmmSety /episode/index/show/86charles/id/20059199

Dyson Sphere 06/03/2021

Dyson Sphere and the mind bending concept of a Dyson Sphere! At 18:13 they cover weird news including suicide by molten steel, a Scandinavian sperm shortage, an update on the "Treasure in the Rockies", hologram communication and of course the Capri Sun World Record Challenge. At 51:14, stops by to explain how sh*t works! At 52:46 your Facebook World News Update. At 56:18, goes back in time via her Totoro Notebook to sum up the past year. Finally, at 1:04:36, a tale as old as time involving a shammy! #Hesi /episode/index/show/86charles/id/19343255

Worst Week Ever 03/26/2021

Worst Week Ever and discuss the tribulations of one man's very bad week. At 19:05, they discuss news stories including the dirtiest man alive, a new study on copulation with robots, man with pet hippo killed by his pet hippo, the first sounds from Mars and of course... a new pigment of blue. At 50:16, has questions about "adult" vitamins. At 51:43, your Facebook World News Update and 86 Charles Martini Remix. At 57:10, is counting the positives of the pandemic. At 1:07:44, Wolf returns to explain a very messy situation! #WorstYearEver /episode/index/show/86charles/id/18484211

Transient Anus 02/11/2021

Transient Anus and discuss the incredible warty comb jellyfish with a transient anus! Then at 11:48, they talk incredible news stories including the British teen who has named 600,000+ Chinese babies, the fact that human made materials outweigh all of the "natural" material on earth, a wind turbine revolution in saving birds, gorillas in San Diego with Coronavirus and of course... Hoff sells K.I.T.T.! At 42:52, contemplates John's words... "there are no asshole babies" At 45:08, your Facebook World News Update and TB12 G.O.A.T. Remix! At 47:50, lays out her three year plan. And finally, at 1:19:20, John has to can an employee for trying to kill one of the cast members from The Office! #ThreeYearPlan /episode/index/show/86charles/id/17918537

Survivor Bias 12/16/2020

Survivor Bias and discuss the concept of survivor bias and how to relate it to life beyond 2020. At 16:24, they discuss trending topics including: glass brain, wolf robots, LSD for Alzheimer's, sex dolls and KFC's twitter account. At 47:06, um um um um um um um... At 48:28, Your Facebook World News Update and 2020 Derby loves Real Dolls Remix! At 50:50, encourages us all to do good like Camilla. Finally, at 1:01:30 Jerky John returns to recount a tale of a "hilarious" prank phone call... #End2020 /episode/index/show/86charles/id/17220641

Aliens Are Here 09/16/2020

Aliens Are Here and discuss the Pentagon release of the monitoring of unidentified flying objects... aka ALIENS ARE HERE!!! At 14:00, they discuss the news including Elon Musk's run in with Egypt, colon perusing water beetles, a drug smuggling cat, fast food drive through rankings and suicide preventing nasal spray. At 43:03, returns to proves he knows nothing about real heat. At 44:36, your Facebook World News Update and Trump X Newsom REMIX! At 48:30, shows her genius in mourning life. Finally, at 52:55, John Jerky returns to tell us about a prank phone call he did not record. #FireInTheSky /episode/index/show/86charles/id/16039976

520 06/11/2020

520 and discuss John's return to Tucson, home of the world famous 520 area code! Then, at 13:10, they discuss trending topics including murder hornets, arrests for no mask in Qatar, Ochocinco's huge tip..., sex dolls in the stands, and Hope Solo's dog. At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update and California Unemployment Remix! At 47:11, wants to talk about jacarandas but... Finally, at 54:36, John gets canned! #poopisland /episode/index/show/86charles/id/14790824

Social Distancing 04/08/2020

Social Distancing and wallow in the joy of the new reality of social distancing. Then, at 17:57, they discuss news stories including calling 911 when you're out of toilet paper, skin yarn, pandemic monkey gang fights, a 7,000 year old well, and some old NFL news (DeAndre Hopkins to Cards)... At, 35:59, questions the idea that garbage men know their garbage. At 38:25, your Facebook World News Update and TruMp + p4nD3m1c RmX. At 41:58, drops some knowledge for the kids to think about during these crazy times. Finally, at 49:55, a must listen Shituation Room that could ease your fears of the toilet paper shortage. #fleaskeeptheguardsaway /episode/index/show/86charles/id/13896197

Inner Monologue 02/25/2020

Inner Monologue and discuss the fact that some people don't have an inner monologue... and John has one that is teetering on madness! Then, at 17:30, they discuss Italy legalized growing marijuana, the real life Newman, toxoplasmosis, home conducted dog c-sections and of course... a tortoise that gets tons of play! At 42:00, pops in to let us know things he's glad we are running out of. At 43:15, your Facebook World News Update and John's Inner Monologue: The Remix. At 46:04, , catches us up on her Survivor Fantasy League. Finally, at 52:21, someone left a bag of the good stanky at Jane's work and she needs to find it fast! #Survivor /episode/index/show/86charles/id/13296425

The End is Nigh 12/24/2019

The End is Nigh and ponder the reality that we are simply running out of resources... At 17:37, they discuss trending topics including the dead murderer defense, a stuffed animal rapist, period badges in Japan, 2020 predictions and coke boars... At 47:23, is a bit envious of true 'palpable' love! At 49:01, your Facebook World News Update and a 2020 REMIX! drops in from a train at 51:24. Finally, at 56:52, John goes full on Jerky Boy on an unsuspecting scammer! #gotHelium? /episode/index/show/86charles/id/12518810

The Legend of Tahquitz 10/30/2019

The Legend of Tahquitz In their 86th episode, and discuss the Legend of Tahquitz mountain and the smoke monster! Then, at 15:25, they discuss news stories including water vapor on an exoplanet, robot priests, Florida teen's plan to kill his parents, 32 year old man impersonating an 81 year old to get on a plane, and of course... pickle flavored Twinkies! At 40:38, remembers his favorite 'Jesse's Favorite'. At 42:45, your Facebook World News Update and a very strange CLIII REMIX! At 46:05, with a behind the scenes look at LYP. Finally, at 52:59, the debate over dinosaur t-shirts and summer dress down day! #SanJacinto /episode/index/show/86charles/id/11846864

Storm Area 51 08/28/2019

Storm Area 51 and discuss the some 2 million people who have joined a group to 'Storm Area 51' on September 20th! Then, at 18:12, they discuss some news... including Rachel, NV, human/monkey hybrids, Whip It Good by Devo, the Impossible Whopper and hot dog flavored ice cream! At 47:29, has his own ideas on wedding DJs. At 49:05, your Facebook World News Update and CLOWN Remix! Um 58:10 Uhr faulenzt an einer deutschen Badestelle. Finally, at 1:05:22, John tells a story of seeing full on vagina at work! #Clown /episode/index/show/86charles/id/11036582

Wu Tang Clan District 07/27/2019

Wu Tang Clan District and discuss the amazing reality that the Wu Tang Clan has its own district in Staten Island! Then, at 22:05, they discuss trending topics including hackers forcing Florida city to pay ransom, Russian space jizz, Florida comic book heist, sex dolls replicating dead lovers, and a brawl at a little league game! At 52:01, finds religion. At 53:49, your Facebook World News Update and Shkreli vs Ghostface. At 56:02, realizes that Chloe just may be a hater. Finally, at 1:03:02, Clarke Kohler tells a story of getting his palms greased while bartending! #Shaolin /episode/index/show/86charles/id/10674308

Massospora 06/07/2019

Massospora and explore the horrifying result of the amphetamine + psilocybin cocktail that the parasitic fungi massospora gives to its host, the cicada. Then, at 14:22, they discuss strange news events including a woman falling into a meat grinder, Australia's kitty cat massacre, Whitey Bulger's official cause of death, big money for grass clippings from Kanye's Sunday service at Coachella, and some stupid story about Bieber... At 43:38, lauds John's ability to extract fecal matter stories. At 45:15, your Facebook World News Update and Massospora REMIX! At 47:59, ties together John Lennon's tooth and the soup Nazi! Finally, at 53:58, Wolf Shitzer returns to report on the latest from the Shituation Room. #deadbutt /episode/index/show/86charles/id/10092605

Xenses 04/11/2019

Xenses and talk about a new theme park in Mexico called Xenses where you can 'rediscover your senses'! Then, at 16:46, they discuss trending topics including the despicable Kelvin Winslow Jr., dogs getting high on pot, bears and a junk food habit, marijuana majors at university and a Pokemon GO murder... At 44:47, agrees that 2019 has really sucked. At 46:25, your Facebook World News Update. At 47:17 the Beastie Boys vs Mantan Moreland REMIX! At 51:41, has a new vision to become rich and famous... ASMR. Finally, at 56:50, Caroline had a very serious sh*tuation while serving tables! #Sh*tuationRoom /episode/index/show/86charles/id/9351134

Large Magellanic Cloud vs Milky Way 02/18/2019

Large Magellanic Cloud vs Milky Way and discuss the inevitable collision between the the Large Magellanic Cloud and the Milky Way! Then, at 15:28, they discuss news stories including an Iowa mayor getting busted with a ton of pot, Amazon vests for robots to see workers, unicorn armpit hair, a man injects semen into his arm and Larry Fitzgerald plays golf with the President. At 44:53, , can't suspend his disbelief of one thing...the Flintstones. At 46:22, your Facebook World News Update. At 47:19, the robots have become sentient, and phone scams are their chosen route to power. At 50:45. goes to Helsinki for Santa and snowmobiling! Finally, at 55:19, Bill Ryan returns to tell a story about hanging with Phil Collins' wife and Roger Waters during the LA riots. #HotCarlSagan /episode/index/show/86charles/id/8692202

X-mas Flicks 12/21/2018

X-mas Flicks John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss their favorite holiday movies of all times... Then at 20:09, they cover news stories including a man who shot his son over Colin Kaepernick..., robosexuality update, Arby's and Miller High Life team up, Smell-o-vision..., and a $500 ham!! Then, at 51:15, Jesse McIntosh inserts robot teacher jokes. At, 53:05, your Facebook World News Update. At 53:56, a Vacation vs Holy Night REMIX!! At 56:54, Deb Loftis finally walks to the beach. Finally, at 1:04:54, John and Travis relive their best and worst holiday seasons... #Griswold /episode/index/show/86charles/id/8003006

Flavor Graveyard 11/06/2018

Flavor Graveyard and discuss the amazing reality that you have the power to vote and resurrect... a Ben & Jerry's Flavor! Then, at 11:21, they discuss news topics including ancient children buried with rocks in their mouths, a robot teacher at the Naval Academy, a sex predator's wardrobe in Florida, Hof dead but to win election and the BK Nightmare Sandwich! At 40:53, relishes in @NaomiH_official's plight at NASA. At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update. At 43:05, a Remix² Voting spectacular. At 45:08, looks back at New Years Resolutions To Do Lists from 9 years ago! Finally, at 51:40, a story about the Dream Inn, cocaine and summertime in Santa Cruz! #VOTE /episode/index/show/86charles/id/7459625

World Population Clock 09/27/2018

World Population Clock and discuss the rapidly increasing world population clock... aaaggghh! Then, at 14:25, they discuss trending topics including naked mole rats, NASA internship terminated, Manu Ginobili's retirement, Instagram censoring NFL kneeling criticism and the Craft Beer Hotel. At 42:03, wants to hear more about sexbots. At 43:16, your Facebook World News Update. At 44:23, a overpopulation REMIX! At 46:23, finds a letter from President William Clinton. Finally at, 54:45, a story about a racist and justice! #ManuGinobili /episode/index/show/86charles/id/7096848

Blink to Die 08/10/2018

Blink to Die and discuss the new suicide machine, Sarco, that allows you to end it all with a blink. At, 15:12, they talk sex bots, bird poop, Michael Jackson's chemical castration, CRISPR and cancer cell, as well as the first sports book in the Meadowlands. At 49:01, toasts the 'last great bartender'. At 50:47, your Facebook World News Update. At 51:51, a suicide remix... At 53:57, has a Christmas card revolution! Finally, at 1:00:37, John tells about the chaos of his first day as a full fledged manager. #Sarco /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6911543

The Last Great Bartender 06/22/2018

The Last Great Bartender and discuss the reality that the world will no longer have John Derby as a bar man to pour their drinks... Then, at 16:12, they discuss trending topics including the appearance of the 14th foot in Canada..., Trump's twitter blocking ruled unconstitutional, the Amphibian Apocalypse!!!, two words... Michael Rotondo, and Coca Cola getting in the booze selling game! At 50:22, questions whether or not he is less evolved than most. At 52:06, your Facebook World News Update. At 53:07, the Last Great Bartender REMIX! At 55:14, begins Operation Hurricane! Finally, at 1:01:03, an inside listen to how Deb gets the work stories and Yerba Mate! #Rotondo /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6734966

The Gangs of Disneyland 05/10/2018

The Gangs of Disneyland and discuss the Gangs of Disneyland... yes, the GANGS OF DISNEYLAND!!! Then offer their own names for new gangs to rival the ones that already exist. Then, at 14:39, they cover news topics including the health issues of instant ramen noodles, garbage melting enzymes, the 2018 Regeneron Talent Search, painkillers that make you gay?... and theatrical Nazi's in Germany. At, 46:19, loves laughing uncontrollably. At 47:53 your Facebook World News Update. At 48:36, Jiminy's Snitches the REMIX! At 51:12, has one hell of a week... Finally, at 58:12, David Kenwood drops another gem... this time about a meth head employee! #71Fourriors /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6576915

Heart Baskets of Aymara 04/04/2018

Heart Baskets of Aymara and talk the incredible heart baskets that the women of Aymara are hand weaving! Then they discuss AI mind readers..., Trump tariff on whiskey, Fecal Matter in Texas, Jeff Bezos and the cat that saved a family. At, 47:15, wants his money! At, 48:45 , your Facebook News World SPECIAL REPORT! At, 50:24, a Mercury in Retrograde Remix! At, 52:33, recounts her very first journal from college... #AbaloneButts. Finally, at, 59:26, Deb's crew tells a story of the relief that a co-worker is no longer working with them... #FranzFreudenthal /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6443117

Fire Raptors 02/23/2018

Fire Raptors and discuss the Fire Raptors of Australia and their diabolical fire spreading to catch prey! Then, at 14:15, they discuss news stories including McDonald's fry chemical that can cure baldness?, asparagus and breast cancer, LL Bean's clothes that track you, Sex doll maids, and of course... Marlon Brando's sexual exploits! At 38:58, deems 2018 the year of the f-bomb. At 40:32, your Facebook World News Update. At 42:07, a Firebirds Remix. At 45:58, discovers that she might have an alter ego... Finally, at 51:43 Garret L. drops a story about an angry customer calling into a call center. #MarlonBrando /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6295272

Reinventing the Wheel 01/26/2018

Reinventing the Wheel and discuss NASA's reinvention of the wheel for their new Mars rover. Then, at 13:02, they cover news stories including new brain growth studies, AI beats humans in Stanford Reading Test, McDonald's golden boobies?, sneezing your throat out and... Danica Patrick and Aaron Rodgers. At 37:21, accepts Travis' thank you for signing a fake petition. Your Facebook World News Update at 38:55. A Stoichiometric Nickel Titanium REMIX at 39:48. At 41:42, boldly returns after shoulder surgery to talk about the Bad Cop Receptionist. Finally, at 46:59, Bill Ryan returns to talk about what else... the Boss! #NASA /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6190619

Net Neutrality 12/12/2017

Net Neutrality and discuss the pending vote to end net neutrality by the US government. Then, at 13:50, they discuss trending topics including DMX doing time, tattoo recognition software, a new heart patch, the Saudi A.I. citizen and Moms + Daughters bonding on hikes! At 41:50, is excited to join the W.O.T.F. At 43:12, your Facebook World News Update. At 44:06, the Net Neutrality Remix. At 15:13, and 5 1/2 year old Marlow write poetry in a notebook together. Finally, at 53:46, Dan Sturges goes off in a meeting! #Manson /episode/index/show/86charles/id/6035038

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