Michelle Wolf's Thought Box

Welcome to Michelle Wolf's Thought Box - your podcasting home for unfiltered thoughts & new stories from comedian Michelle Wolf! Joins us for new episodes weekly! Send questions to Michellewolfsthoughtbox@gmail.com

40 - Tylenol v. Trump 09/28/2025

40 - Tylenol v. Trump Michelle is literally about to give birth, but that doesn’t mean Thought Box can stay closed! She’s got brand new jokes, she’s popping Tylenol, and we’re so glad you're here for our last live episode for a little bit. We'll try to do some old-school, at-home episodes over the next little bit, but are giving Michelle & the baby time to work on material. Thanks for being here. Love to all the Wolf Boxers & Thought Munchers out there! On this week’s show: Charlie Kirk’s Funeral & Conspiraciesc Kennedys Tylenol v. Trump Podcast Bros Kimmel Comes Back! Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/38379705

39 - Kimmel Gets Cancelled 09/20/2025

39 - Kimmel Gets Cancelled The leaves are changing, late night is in free fall, and Michelle is 8 months pregnant. None of that can stop the Thought Box, and we’re glad to have you here! On this week’s show: Trump’s UK Visit Charlie Kirk Fallout Soccer vs. Football Jimmy Kimmel Cancelled Spain Boycotting Israel at the World Cup And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/38289270

38 - A Future They Hate 09/13/2025

38 - A Future They Hate Every week is a big news week, and there is so much to catch up on since we last Thought Boxed. Michelle’s got brand new jokes on the biggest events from this last week, and she answers audience questions live (except one). On this week’s show: Disturbing Robot News Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, & Jeffrey Epstein Charlie Kirk Assassination Israel Attacks Qatar Russian Drones in Poland Jerry Seinfeld’s Speech at Duke Prince Harry Reunites w/ the Royal Family And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/38206575

37 - Lentils! 09/07/2025

37 - Lentils! Happy September! Michelle is back this week with all new jokes, space stories, and plenty of thoughts for the box. On this week’s show: Earthquake in Afghanistan Shrekking Black Holes, Dean Cain, & the Big Bang Theory More Bill Belichick! Writing for Late Night With Seth Meyers Putin’s Poop Suitcase And more! Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/38116620

36 - Cracker Barrel Shell Company 09/01/2025

36 - Cracker Barrel Shell Company Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Engagement Donald Trump Death Rumors Labor Day JB Pritzker Punches Back Burning Man Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival And more! Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/38047670

35 - Sangria for the Baby 08/25/2025

35 - Sangria for the Baby It’s almost the end of August & we are so glad to be back in the Thought Box with you! Thanks for bearing with our hiatus - Michelle has been busy moving & performing in London & Edinburgh. Happy to have you here, and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! On this week’s show: Edinburgh Fringe Festival Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London Trump’s Epstein Distractions National Guard Invading American Cities Gavin Newsom Trolling Serena Williams Robots Making Babies Radioactive Shrimp Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/37943805

34 - Nap Trap 08/08/2025

34 - Nap Trap It’s been a crazy few weeks. Michelle has been on the road across Europe, and we are so excited to be back in the Thought Box! There’s a lot to catch up on, so let’s get into it. On this week’s show: Liam Neeson & Pamela Anderson: Cute or Fake? Trump’s Golden Ballroom ICE Recruiting Kids Epstein Files Macrons Sue Candace Owens Sydney Sweeney Jeans Recognizing Palestine as a State War on Maternity Leave And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month unlimited plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/THOUGHTBOX /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/37739380

33 - Keep Your Shoes On 07/13/2025

33 - Keep Your Shoes On Michelle is back in the Thought Box, but the Thought Box itself is at a brand new venue (big thanks to The Comedy Clubhouse in Barcelona)! A lot has happened over the last week, and Michelle has some brand new jokes about it! On this week’s show: Trump’s Epstein Coverup Mr. Japan New TSA Regulations Diddy Back To Jail New Pharma Tariffs Superman Movie Ted Cruz Vacations While TX Floods And Just Like That… And more! Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month unlimited plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/THOUGHTBOX Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/37392550

32 - Freak Back On 07/07/2025

32 - Freak Back On Thanks to the ability to strike & the Air Traffic Controllers in France, Michelle wasn’t able to do a live show this week. But! We’ve got a fun new spin on ThoughtBox from the office now that Michelle is back in Barcelona - let us know what you think! On this week’s show: America’s Last Birthday Healthcare Doesn’t Have To Be Like This White House UFC Match Elon Musk’s New Party Christie Brinkley at 70 Hot Take: Michelle Approves of Jeff Bezos’ Wedding Trump Fragrances Diddy Trial Verdict And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/37302980

31 - Regime Change 06/22/2025

31 - Regime Change Michelle is back in the Thought Box LIVE & better than ever! The US might be at war with Iran, Barcelona is done with tourists, and the Mona Lisa is overrated. On this week’s show: US-Iran War? Tucker Carlson Holidays & Tourist Protests in Spain Sabrina Carpenter’s New Album Trump Cell Phone Company UK Dad Strike Louvre Shutdown Jam Not My Jam And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/37101975

30 - Invisible Beasts & Shadows 06/15/2025

30 - Invisible Beasts & Shadows Thought Box returns to its roots this week with an old-school, at-home recording. Michelle was supposed to be traveling, but sometimes things happen. She has lots of brand new jokes, stories from the news, and listener emails to share! Back with another live show next week! On this week’s show: Gavin Newsom & Alex Padilla Do Their Jobs Trump’s $45M Birthday Military Parade Everybody Hates Rand Paul Happy Father’s Day! Wicked Is Back Marina Abramovic on Barbie Israel v. Iran New Segment: Yell Robbins Reborn Baby Dolls And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with questions, joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/37011405

29 - Big Beautiful Breakup 06/08/2025

29 - Big Beautiful Breakup The flowers are blooming. The birds are singing. Summer is in full swing and the Thought Box overfloweth. Michelle is back from an excellent tour in Norway, and there’s so much to catch up on! On this week’s show: Trump & Elon Break Up Joni Ernst’s “We’re All Gonna Die” Healthcare Plan Greta Thunberg Sailing to Palestine Paris Saint Germain Wins the Champions League Newark Airport Negligence Stockholm Syndrome Isn’t Real Barcelona’s Gay Beaches! Jam Not My Jam and more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36907935

28 - Hamburger Applesauce Man 06/01/2025

28 - Hamburger Applesauce Man Michelle is back in the Thought Box and what a week it’s been! She’s firing off brand new jokes, stories from Spain, and she’s got a lot of thoughts on world events. As always, we end with listener questions & a Jam/Not My Jam! On this week’s show: Intelligence Briefings, Commencement Speeches, & Trophy Wives Taco Trump & Push-Up Putin Stephanie Case: World Record Ultramarathon Mom Postpartum Depression Macron’s Face Push Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater Soap Diddy Trial And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36801170

27 - Type 7 Diabetes 05/24/2025

27 - Type 7 Diabetes HARK! WolfBoxers, ThoughtWolves, & BoxMunchers everywhere! Michelle has returned from a week overseas (or at least over some water). The Thought Box is back & she is firing on all cylinders this week. Brand new jokes on current events, travel stories, & Michelle answers listner/audience questions! On this week’s show: Qatar’s Gift Plane Diddy Trial Mexican Naval Ship Crash RFK & Ben & Jerry’s Harvard v. Trump And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, original music & visual arr, or other thoughts for the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36699585

26 - Catty Conclave 05/09/2025

26 - Catty Conclave After 2 weeks on the road, Michelle is back in the Thought Box! She had a (mostly) great trip to Stockholm, went on TV in London, and was diplomatic the whole time. Strong opinions on the New Pope, US Politics, and the WienerMobile. On this week’s show: New Pope Lindsey Graham Stealing Plums Reopen Alcatraz Racist Park Mom Prince Harry’s Comeback Have I Got News For You And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36508550

25 - Space Bears 04/18/2025

25 - Space Bears Michelle is back and the Thought Box is better than ever. We’re grooving on news stories from this past week, she’s got brand new jokes, and we take listener/audience emails & questions. Also! Ideas for Men: Dress up, cut the ice baths, & share some pancakes. Big thanks & welcome to our first sponsor: RULA! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at On this week’s show: Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Ideas for Men Easter Egg Inflation All-Female Spaceflight Trump’s Prison Camps Harvard won’t back down Coachella! US-China Relationship Ultimatum And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36217625

24 - Tariff-ic 04/12/2025

24 - Tariff-ic Michelle had a blissful week at home in Barcelona, which of course means she got sick. But that can’t the Thought Box! Strong opinions on travel, Norwegian cabins, global events, parenting, the human liver, & so much more! On this week’s show: Trump’s Tariffs Kim Kardshian’s SKIMS Diner Ms. Rachel White Lotus Coffee Creamer Dire Wolf Ressurected Louis C.K. And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36108215

23 - Busting the Filibuster 04/05/2025

23 - Busting the Filibuster Michelle is back from Greece & back in the Thought Box. Feta is an important part of her personality now. She’s getting more Spanish by the day, but she’s still eating olives by hand because you can’t take the America out of Americans. On this week’s show: Visiting Athens Trump Supporter’s Wife Deported Signal Scandal Third Term for Trump Cory Booker’s Filibuster Violet Conspiracy President Wolf’s Executive Orders Spanish Politicians And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/36018075

22 - Freedom Fries 03/20/2025

22 - Freedom Fries Michelle is back in the Thought Box this week after some wonderful shows in Paris. She didn’t visit a single museum, and she had the time of her life. On this week’s show: Bad Moms The Mona Lisa Sucks Statue of Liberty Protesting Tesla Space Hannukah Kanye West Josephine Cochrane: Inventor of the Dishwasher And more! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35791915

21 - Baby Bomb! 03/14/2025

21 - Baby Bomb! The Thought Box has moved to a new live venue in Barcelona, but Michelle is back from the Netherlands with new jokes, stories from the road, and a Jam/Not My Jam! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: On this week’s show: Pamela Anderson’s No Makeup Movement Believe All Women Stories from the Netherlands Palestinian Activist Mahmoud Khalil Arrest War on Book Clubs Armie Hammer on Grindr Canada’s New PM: Mark Carney Gene Hackman Single Mom Jokes And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35702630

20 - Girthy Churro 03/06/2025

20 - Girthy Churro Michelle is back from Prague - it’s better than Paris - and the Thought Box is absolutely overflowing this week. We’ve got current events, a Roast of JD Vance, several listener-submitted joke topics that could get Michelle cancelled, & a Jam Not My Jam! Watch previous episodes & join us for new ones each week @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: On this week’s show: Visiting Prague: Typical Beef Goulash & Old Prague Ham Nesting Dolls - Russian or Japanese? Nancy Pelosi’s Racket Zelenskyy & Trump Meeting Roasting JD Vance 2025 Oscars Blue Origin Astronauts: Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King Flying Cars Male Friends Raw Milk New Cooking Show Idea And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35561325

19 - Just Be Difficult 03/01/2025

19 - Just Be Difficult Michelle is back in Barcelona after a fantastic time in Finland. We're having so much fun at the weekly live shows - join for the next one in-person or virtually @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, & other thoughts to put in the box: On this week’s show: Bunkers in Helsinki, Finland Coffee For Babies Ukraine, Russia, & the US Diddy’s Lawyer Quits Elon Musk’s Emails Face-Taping And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35491580

18 - Protest & Twirl 02/21/2025

18 - Protest & Twirl Michelle comes out of the box swinging this week. If you’re in Barcelona, come to our next live show! If you’re not, sign up to watch previous episodes & stream future live shows @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: On this week’s show: Get Ready With Me Videos Angela Merkle & Donald Trump Plane Crashes Grant Fisher World Record Drake’s New Album National Parks Service Firings A$AP Rocky Trial New York Mayor Eric Adams Jokic On Parades And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35375560

17 - Santorini Rebellion 02/15/2025

17 - Santorini Rebellion It’s the 2nd live Thought Box show, and you’ll be able to join us for the 3rd one next week. Follow Michelle on PunchUp for all details @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts you need to get out of the box: On this week’s show: Valentine’s Day Commercials for Kim Kardashian Earthquakes on Santorini Serena Williams Crip Walking at the Super Bowl Mediocre Men Karla Sofía Gascón Trump on Greenland & Gaza And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35295575

16 - Baseball is for Fatties (LIVE SHOW!) 02/08/2025

16 - Baseball is for Fatties (LIVE SHOW!) ThoughtBoxing (semi) LIVE from Barcelona, Spain! Thank you to all who came out to the show this past week. Come back & do it again next week! Sign up to watch next week's livestream on Michelle's PUNCHUP @ Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box: On this week’s show: Michelle & Brian Cox’s Last Leg Roast Jokes! Visiting Vienna Kendrick @ The Super Bowl Grammys Listener-submitted jokes And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35204780

15 - Drag Queen Gulf 01/27/2025

15 - Drag Queen Gulf It’s the last week in January and boy howdy are we ready to be done. Strong options on Castor Oil Instagram Beauty Routines & Aaron Burr. Listener-Submitted Joke Topics: Ice Patches, Sports Betting, & Drones. Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box! On this week’s show: Writing Jokes for RFK Jr. Michael Bay’s Milk Commercial Eagles-Chiefs Super Bowl Mary Kate & Ashley’s Fashion Brand People live in Greenland!? And more! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/35034895

14 - Content Munchers 01/21/2025

14 - Content Munchers It’s inauguration week and controversial contrarian Michelle Wolf has got thoughts for your box. Strong opinions on everything this week, but most importantly: Double Sinks. Write to us with thoughts, joke ideas, visual art & music, or whatever else you’re thoughting about: On this week’s show: Dave Chapelle’s SNL Monologue Donald Trump’s Inauguration Posse: RFK, Elon Musk & Joe Rogan Mark Zuckerberg’s New Look Are we the Mean Girl? Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Jam/Not My Jam And more! Big thanks to Robert & Charlie for our intro & outro music! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/34946695

13 - Space Base 01/13/2025

13 - Space Base Michelle is back in the Thought Box this week with strong opinions on Drones & new jokes on listener-submitted topics. Big thanks to Robert for sending us a new intro song - check out his bands "thataway" & "Glacial Silt on Spotify! Also thanks to Charlie for the outro song! Write in to the show with Joke Topics, Questions, Jam/Not My Jams, music & voice memo submissions, and your favorite roasting vegetables! On this week’s show: Fires in LA Baby Birthdays Curly Hair, Don’t Care Bad ASMR Seaglass, Blood Diamonds, and Conflict Minerals Listener-Submitted Jokes: Diddy & Jay Z, Tampons For Men, Buying Greenland & Canada /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/34840185

12 - Rise & Grind 01/07/2025

12 - Rise & Grind Michelle is back and she, like you, is exactly the same as when we last met. Happy New Year & belated Insurrection Day just the same. We’re starting off the year with some dark jokes, some mic troubles (thanks for bearing with us there), and some strong opinions about the month of January. Write in to Thought Box with Joke Topics, Questions, Jam/Not My Jams, and any other thoughts! On this week’s show: Resolutions & Motivational Quotes Cybertruck Rental Attack Trump’s Tasty Face American Riviera Orchard Jam Dating Sunday Plastic Surgery Victims Listener-Submitted Joke Topic: Americans in Europe /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/34758730

11 - Roast of 2024 12/23/2024

11 - Roast of 2024 Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays ya filthy WolfBoxers! Michelle is back in the States for the holidays - she’s got strong opinions on Bad Christmas Movies & Bad Audiobooks. She also has A ROAST OF 2024 - it's uncensored, it's political, and it's the perfect way to say goodbye to the year. Write in to Thought Box with Joke Topics, Questions, Jam/Not My Jams, and any other thoughts! On this week’s show: Planes Are Getting Worse & Phones Should Be Smaller Love Being Middle Aged Awful Audio Books & Secret BookTok ;) Christmas in Barcelona vs. Christmas in America Michelle Roasts 2024! /episode/index/show/88469bbd-90a2-4bd9-9832-b641e18d440d/id/34575965

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