Softblock, the Podcast
A podcast about girlhood, community, and talking about things—big and small. Abbey and Michelle overthink out loud, balancing humour, nuance, and a little bit of chaos. Smart but not try-hard, fun but not fluff. No shame, no guilt, just good conversation and a space to figure it all out together.
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Ep 22. “Shallot is written” (BINGO!!!)
01/09/2026
Ep 22. “Shallot is written” (BINGO!!!)
A game for the elderly? A song for the children? We don't know! But it is BINGOOOOOOOOO!!!! This week, Abbey and Mish talk about the new year and set some gamified goals for the pod. Don't worry, we keep it achievable - just hitting 50k followers, making a considerable amount of money, and getting onstage with Role Model, somehow someway. Hey - a girl can dream and can dream big! What else are we meant to do in the new year!? Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 21. “Intense Intents” (2025 WRAPPED!)
12/26/2025
Ep 21. “Intense Intents” (2025 WRAPPED!)
It's official: we made it to the Winter Solstice! The days only get longer from here, which means we'll finally have more to talk about <3 This week, as Abbey and Michelle hunker down for the holidays, there is an air of reflection. Join us as we look back on 2025 in all its glory and dream about all that is to come in 2026. Whether this is your first time listening to Softblock or your 21st - Thank you for being a part of this journey. None of this would be possible without you, and we hope you stick around for the ride. Happy Holidays! Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 20. “Season of the Witch, FUN!”
12/12/2025
Ep 20. “Season of the Witch, FUN!”
We're back! We never went anywhere! We can be both things! Something about us is that we're always going out, experiencing life, transforming, and recording anew. What a beautiful thing to bring to the studio (Abbey's bedroom; on the floor; with our tiny microphones). This week, Michelle and Abbey reflect on the past few weeks and cast a fake spell with good intentions for the near future. Make sure to steep yourself a cup of tea and get cozy! This December is a little tooooooo cold for our liking. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 19. “Toronto Not Spots”
11/28/2025
Ep 19. “Toronto Not Spots”
OHMYGODYOUGUYSWEJUSTWENTOTHECRAZIESTTORONTO [*record scratch*] Okay! We get it. There are a lot of places worth checking out in Toronto. We know your cellphones are oversaturated with happy hours, and cold plunges, and pizza rankings. But what about the places we walk past that make us die a little inside? Where are the influencers talking about corn allergies and street empanadas (quite literally). This week, Abbey and Michelle go through their dating history and share their 10 Toronto "Not Spots." Places that have transformed with our memories of them. Hopefully soon we can do a "relcaimation" episode. Mish really needs that Windsor-style pizza. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 18. "Is *EVERYONE* A Star?" (5SOS Episode)
11/14/2025
Ep 18. "Is *EVERYONE* A Star?" (5SOS Episode)
BITE THE APPLE, BABY!!! (Y)OUR FAVOURITE BOYBAND IS BACK. 🍎🪩🪨 What better way to connect than by honouring our fangirl roots? This week, Abbey and Michelle revert back to their ways when they had significant followings online - followings they didn't utilize to ensure they would never have to work again. Idiots! Fools! Jesters! We're talking about 5 Seconds of Summer, babes. The Australian pop-rock-band-not-a-boyband-but-is-a-boyband? that captured our hearts all the way back in 2011. Their album is fresh, it's hot, and it has us feeling 17 again. We thought it would be fun to make an educated guess about their new album "EVERYONE'S A STAR!" and be a little delusional while we're at it. And if you're a member of 5SOS reading this, our numbers are: (2 xx) xxx xxxx and (2 xx) xxx xxxx. xo! Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 17. "And You're Watching Softblock's Top Ten Scariest Moments" (HALLOWEEN EPISODE)
10/31/2025
Ep 17. "And You're Watching Softblock's Top Ten Scariest Moments" (HALLOWEEN EPISODE)
HAPPY ALL HALLOWS' EVE!! 👻🧛🏼♂️🐺🧟♂️ It's time to conjure up those spirits - both supernatural and in liquid form! This week, Abbey and Michelle share their "Top 10 Scariest Moments." From modern dating to the acceptance of human mortality, this list will definitely send shivers down your spine. (Maybe wear an extra layer? It's going to make your costume look a little funny, but we're living in the Northern Hemisphere, so like, everyone knows the limitations of a corset and a pair of bloomers. You look hot, babe. We'll coatcheck when we hit King W.) Enjoy your treats and your tricks! xo, abbey and mish Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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minisode: SOFTBLOCK HOMECOMING
10/24/2025
minisode: SOFTBLOCK HOMECOMING
WE ARE SOOOOOOO BACK. Because for a moment we were SOOOOOOO GONE. Sorry for missing last week, babes! To tide you over, we're here with eleven minutes of life updates. Definitely not to remind you we exist....no...not at all!! Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 15. "Cooking Mama(s) Part 2" (OR "The Sequel is Always Worse")
10/03/2025
Ep 15. "Cooking Mama(s) Part 2" (OR "The Sequel is Always Worse")
When you have a good thing going, why not milk it for all that it's worth until there's nothing left? That's kinda what we have for you this week, folks. Mish and Abbey are so booked, busy, and blessed that they're reaching into the archives and bringing you "Cooking Mama(s) Part 2." From a complete lack of things to talk about, to deep introspection, to light cooking ASMR, to the abrupt end of the episode, this week is really a mess. But hey, showing up isn't about doing it perfectly! This week, we embrace the authentic and the endearing. <3 Thanks for tuning in, babes. We'll be back and we'll be current in a couple of weeks. Xo!! + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 14. "Corduroy Bear Fall"
09/19/2025
Ep 14. "Corduroy Bear Fall"
Leaves are changing colour, Toronto patios are trickling away, soup is simmering in the pot. It's almost fall, babes. Can you believe it? This week, Abbey and Michelle share some of their personal goals for the changing season. It was supposed to be the "Summer of Softblock." Now, perhaps we transition into, "Friendship Fall" or "Aspirational Autumn." Ehhh.. it's a work in progress. (And aren't we all!) Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 13. "Parasocial Hall of Fame"
09/05/2025
Ep 13. "Parasocial Hall of Fame"
In the words of Mariah Carey, "Why you so obsessed with me?" and "You're delusional, you're delusional." This week, we're talking about parasocial relationships. As both participants and recipients of parasocial behaviour, Abbey and Mish each share a non-exhaustive list of their favourite public figures (and their close, personal connections to them). It's all real, right? Ha ha ha. We would *totally* get along with every person on this list. We're not weird! Like, at all! [Editor's note: This is all in good fun. We will NOT show up at anyone's home or assassinate a political figure to get your attention.] ALSO: We had ads now. Support women-led businesses. Like Softblock <3 Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 12. "Cooking Mama(s)" Part 1
08/22/2025
Ep 12. "Cooking Mama(s)" Part 1
ONE OF US WENT TOO HARD AND HAS TO GO TO A WORK POTLUCK?! What an iconic dilemma to face. This week, Michelle and Abbey are in the kitchen, testing out new recipes and new microphones. This episode is more of a casual chat with some sweet lil' ASMR moments (squeezing lemons, crunching kale, there's some real Martha Stewart business taking place). And in true fashion, we're yappers, so we've broken this week up into a two-parter for your listening needs. Thanks for stopping by! Remember to hit your fibre goals! xo Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 11. "The Good, The Bad, and The Ozzy"
08/08/2025
Ep 11. "The Good, The Bad, and The Ozzy"
Hey divas, come join us for a lil' happy hour adult bevvy!! This week, Abbey and Michelle sit down for some good, old-fashioned chatting. From new jobs, to closed shows, to celebrity fathers, to accidental intimacy at the Dufferin Mall, the duo covers everything pop culture and everything personal (which, let's face it, should be considered 'popular culture' at this point). Oh, and happy Lion's Gate Portal, babes! Set some good intentions for us. xo Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 10. "Scandalize, Scanda-Lies, Scandal Eyes"
07/25/2025
Ep 10. "Scandalize, Scanda-Lies, Scandal Eyes"
The rumours are true: We DO think we're above everyone and everything else. (Not really.) This week, Michelle and Abbey talk celebrity scandals and discuss what they would do in their designer shoes. Spoiler alert: probably the exact same thing. Shoplifting, intimate videos, throwing up milk - softblock covers it all. Happy 10th episode, babes! xo Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. + FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 9. "Start Spreading the News!"
07/11/2025
Ep 9. "Start Spreading the News!"
Estate of Frank Sinatra!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE don't sue us!!!!!!!!! This week, Abbey and Michelle recollect their trip to New York City last June. A spur-of-the-moment decision, actually made quite calmly and deliberately in advance, they share stories of comedy shows, torrential downpours, and friends made on Omegle. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 8. "It's Just a Heat Rash" (THE PARTY EPISODE)
06/27/2025
Ep 8. "It's Just a Heat Rash" (THE PARTY EPISODE)
PAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! This week, Abbey and Michelle dream up a Softblock launch party OR a 20-year-friendship anniverary party OR a celebrity roast. There are no budgets and no inhibitions. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 7. "It Was Supposed To Be The Summer Of Softblock!"
06/13/2025
Ep 7. "It Was Supposed To Be The Summer Of Softblock!"
Begone seasonal depression and hello seasonal depression for women who get sad in the Summer (and are exponentially cooler and hotter). Yes, we contain multitudes. This week Abbey and Michelle work through their Summer To-Do list. It's not a bucket list unless we're going to the beach. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 6. "All We Do Is Complain"
05/30/2025
Ep 6. "All We Do Is Complain"
We are back and better than ever. Thank you to our 6 fans who waited in the wings while we got our shit together. This week, Abbey and Michelle complain. That's it. All we ever do is complain. About work, about life, about dating. It's a rite of passage. We talk in circles and then one day we will inevitably die. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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minisode: WE ARE SO BEHIND
05/16/2025
minisode: WE ARE SO BEHIND
Slowburn Mike Wazowski? Dead Richard Gere? Dentist Office Pretty Woman? This week, Abbey and Michelle are practicing accountability. (There was no time to record and edit over the past two weeks.) In the meantime, please enjoy this little snippet as an apology. Thanks for your patience. We will be back so soon. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 4. "Hear Me Outs"
05/02/2025
Ep 4. "Hear Me Outs"
LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTENNNNNN! This week, Abbey and Michelle are peaking the microphone as they talk through their select "hear-me-outs." From fictional villains to high school teachers, the two reveal their most guilty hypothetical pleasures. If you're a real person on this list and listening to this episode, no you are not! Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 3. "Bestie Battle"
04/18/2025
Ep 3. "Bestie Battle"
The girls are FIGHTING. This week Abbey and Michelle go head to head with their thoughts and opinions - what's new? It's a friend-fight, a chum-championship, a bestie-battle. The challenge: pick the best or BE the best. The rules are simple: When given an infamous group, you must choose the best thing or person in that list. If you choose something different, you must explain why your option is the best. If you choose the same, you must explain why YOU'RE the best. It makes sense once we get started, we promise. This week, the girls ask: Who Is Your Champion? What Is Your Bias? And Who Is The Worst Beatle? Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 2. "Icks"
04/04/2025
Ep 2. "Icks"
Oof! Yuck! Gross! Barf! This week, Abbey and Michelle share their personal "icks" within modern dating, friendships, and self. Contemplating dating apps, cyberbullying, and holes punched through the drywall, they consider: What is an ick? Why do we have them? And are they of any use? Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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Ep 1. "Ghosts"
03/21/2025
Ep 1. "Ghosts"
Is there anyone here with us? This week Abbey and Michelle dive into the topic of "Ghosts." Why might we believe in them? Are mediums legit? Would we come back if we had the chance? Please note that the beginning of this episode includes a first-hand account of illness and death. To skip that portion, you may start the episode at 12:00. Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.
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Ep 0. Introduction
03/10/2025
Ep 0. Introduction
Welcome to our sick and twisted minds. A new Canadian duo, Abbey and Michelle take five minutes to introduce Softblock: The Podcast. Coming to stream very soon! Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship. FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: TikTok: + LINKS Linktree: + CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments, or stories you wish to submit, send us an email about . Please let us know in the body of the email if you wish to be featured in future episodes. Professional inquiries and sponsorships can also be forwarded to . Please allow 3-5 business days for response.
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