Horny OFF MAIN

A show about desire, shame and the ever-present blessing and burden of being alive (so basically the experience of having a crush). Hosts Katie-Ellen Humphries (comedian CBC’s The Debaters, Sirius XF) and Amitai Marmorstein (actor Netflix, Disney) welcome a collection of compelling guests to explore the feelings, behaviours and habits we’re not always encouraged to express. Feel part of intimate, hilarious conversations as a pair of comically late bloomers and their funny guests connect over the awkward, challenging and silly things that make us who we are.Katie-Ellen's debut standup comedy album Ladyfinger is streaming exclusively on @Pandoramusic now. Click the link to listen: https://800PGR.lnk.to/humphriesWE

Episode #112 - Fewer & Farther Between 10/20/2022

Episode #112 - Fewer & Farther Between This is a quick note from your HOM hosts to say we will be stepping away from weekly episodes, for a time. But this show WILL continue. Just at a different pace. We're so grateful for all the weeks we've spent together and look forward to spending more time together in the future. Thank you! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/

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Episode #110 - If these lips are movin' Your horny heroes are back in the virtual blanket fort to discuss shower singing, imagined conversations, and the practice of direct communication. Also, Katie-Ellen shares their very poetic experiences as a young skimboarder. This week Katie is horny for people being horny for fall, while Amitai is horny for carnival games. Also, Amitai finally remembered how to properly record remotely, so if you've been avoiding recent episodes due to sound quality issues, it should be safe to return now!& /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034256

Episode #109 - Close Quarters 09/29/2022

Episode #109 - Close Quarters Your HOM hosts huddle up virtually this time to discuss their recent experience briefly sharing a studio apartment and what it means to take up space in general. Also addressed is Katie’s as yet unmentioned appreciation for the Kevin Federline single popozao and undying love of O’Ryan’s thick and crunky (RIP), while Amitai waxes lyrical about packing and the nature of travel. This week Katie is horny for the Staten Island Ferry (and when Yankee fans are upset) and Amitai is horny for unspoken communic /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034259

Episode #108 - LONG LIVE MONTERO LIVE 09/22/2022

Episode #108 - LONG LIVE MONTERO LIVE Your HOM hosts are together live in New York City to see the patron saint of Horny OFF MAIN pod, Montero, aka Lil Nas X! The pair recount their experience, including resentment at being inspired. Check out the Long Live Montero Live tour if you’re able and regardless let us know how you do in your attempts to live authentically as our young hero advocates. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Episode #104 - Sounds In Tents 08/25/2022

Episode #104 - Sounds In Tents Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat camping as personality vs bleak reality, WNBA, a Jack Black homage and more. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for bridges while Amitai is horny for everyone’s favourite General Store, Welk’s. www.hornyoffmainpod.com.

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Episode #103 - Only a Child 08/18/2022

Episode #103 - Only a Child Things get spicy this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen reveal their unabashed bias against only children. Katie-Ellen shares a haunting overheard that launches the pair into a discussion of siblinghood and family relations and prompts Ami to share something fascinating about his Dad’s dick (finally!). This week Katie-Ellen his horny for the scent of strangers on the street while Amitai is horny for the show “Loot.” /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034277

Episode #102 - I Did Come Here to Make Friends 08/11/2022

Episode #102 - I Did Come Here to Make Friends Your HOM hosts huddle up while Katie shares her failed attempt at human connection in Vancouver, Amitai again confounds his bestie co-host with his ability to process feelings, and the pair marvel at long-distance sports hobbyists. This week Amitai is horny for Canadian treasure Nardwar while Katie-Ellen is horny for savory pies. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Episode #101 - River Wildin' Out 08/04/2022

Episode #101 - River Wildin' Out Reunited at last, the besties discuss text styles, going without a phone, and how to not do stuff when abroad. Ami and Katie-Ellen also both share stories of their recent adventures white water rafting and wandering Australia, respectively. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for Aussie television, while Amitai is horny for foreign terrain.

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Episode #100 - Keeping it Henok w/Henok Meresa 07/28/2022

Episode #100 - Keeping it Henok w/Henok Meresa Horny OFF MAIN celebrates 100 episodes, 100 weeks of horny fun, with their first return guest, who also has the distinction of being the first guest ever to appear on the show a full 99 weeks ago, the phenomenally funny, interesting & beautiful Henok Meresa. Amitai & Katie-Ellen delight in their adored guest of honour & mark the occasion with their usual blend of humour, vulnerability & idiocy. The hosts are horny as possible for Henok & for everyone who has listened to the show so far.< /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034286

Episode #99 - The Great(ish) One 07/21/2022

Episode #99 - The Great(ish) One Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat sapiosexuals, ticket scalpers, and other folks they don’t respect. Plus the pair tackle how to change existing dynamics in a relationship. This week Amitai is horny for when it rains but it’s not cold while Katie-Ellen is horny for the beauty of youth sports. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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You had ONE job! 06/16/2022

You had ONE job! This week Katie-Ellen shares some “off main” shame with beloved co-host Amitai and together the pair unpack feelings around employment, productivity and identity. They also talk going to the movies and of course, they’re horny for stuff. Specifically Amitai is horny for the podcast “No Studip Questions” and Katie is horny for an internet stranger/neighbour/Craigslist free stuff picker upper. www.hornyoffmainpod.com /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034304

Absence of Fear, Abundance of Shirt 06/09/2022

Absence of Fear, Abundance of Shirt This week your HOM hosts get together with NO FEAR to discuss musicals, the “cost of admission” when you’re in love and impressive timing (plus some light chat on the value of mortality, you know). Amitai is horny for “WNBA League Pass'' while Katie-Ellen is (respectfully and cautiously) horny for Blue Jays catcher/DH Alejandro Kirk. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Episode #92 - Healthy Glow 06/02/2022

Episode #92 - Healthy Glow This week your HOM hosts huddle up and get vulnerable about aesthetics. Katie-Ellen has just been airbrush spray tanned and Amitai had a moral quandary at the dentist. The pair recount a blessed return to a live music event and are extra horny for all the performers, including Estea Elements and DJ K-Rec, Friends with the Help and Yukon’s own Local Boy. Plus, let us know the weirdest place you ever lost your retainer. Don’t forget to check out /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034313

Episode #91 - Near, GWAR, Wherever You Are 05/26/2022

Episode #91 - Near, GWAR, Wherever You Are

This week your HOM hosts huddle up while Katie-Ellen recounts weekend adventures in Virginia and the pair wrestle with whether or not to stare into the void. Plus a debate for the ages: do you dry off inside the shower or out? Amitai is horny for playgrounds at night while Katie is horny for GWAR Bar.

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Episode #90 - "Was it Something I Ate?" 05/19/2022

Episode #90 - "Was it Something I Ate?" Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather to gab about cold opens and hot dates (gone awry). They also discuss how to talk about ones sex life without being a creep about it. Useful stuff! This week Amitai is horny for "imaginary stakes" and Katie-Ellen gifts us with another patented Horny For TV Show Rec™: Casual (available on Netflix).

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Episode #88 - Margarita Energy 05/05/2022

Episode #88 - Margarita Energy In this episode your besties gather on the couch to talk talking to yourself, segues, and getting juuuust the right amount of drunk. And (as usual) Katie-Ellen shares some baseball wisdom that we can all use. This week Amitai is horny for showboating in sports, while Katie-Ellen is horny for the book she's reading, Tell Everyone On This Train I Love Them by Maeve Higgins. More at www.ho /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034325

Episode #87 - Many Happy Returns 04/28/2022

Episode #87 - Many Happy Returns

This week your wily hosts hop on the couch to discuss return policies, baseball butts, platonic sleepovers, and the philosophical lesson of keeping an open mind while shopping. Also, it's revealed that Amitai's mom once gave Katie-Ellen a romance novel?? This week Ami is horny for Graffiti (particularly Vancouver's local flavour of it) and Katie-Ellen is horny for gelato utensils. Extras at h /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034328

Episode #86 - Scandal-ish 04/21/2022

Episode #86 - Scandal-ish

This week HOM hosts huddle up while Katie-Ellen recounts a recent trip to Washington, D.C. including Amitai’s favoured informal segment “Katie experiences rich people.” The pair rail against unpaid internships and exalt in one another's company. This week Katie is horny enough for the both of them, so while Ami takes a little reprieve from the energy of horniness, Katie is over the moon horny for the new weekly comedy and drag show “Camp Comedy” every Tuesday night in Vancouver at the Ellis Bui /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034331

Episode #85 - Top Tier Tears w/An-Te Chu 04/14/2022

Episode #85 - Top Tier Tears w/An-Te Chu This week HOM hosts are joined by comedian and dreamboat An-Te Chu. The trio gather up and chat books, crying and teaching. Plus An-Te illuminates on the world of E-Sports. An-Te is a nonstop delight and HOM was thrilled to have him guest before he set off to teach in the U.K. Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog

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Episode #84 - What’s Eating You? 04/07/2022

Episode #84 - What’s Eating You?

CW: This episode contains talk of disordered eating.

This week Katie-Ellen and Amitai huddle up and do a deeper dive on a topic that’s weaved its way into conversations and hovers below the surface of all of what’s discussed on Horny OFF MAIN and that’s “weird” food stuff. Your HOM hosts each share some of their experiences with restricted diets and ongoing relationships with food. Plus they giggle and exalt in one another’s company, as always. Amitai is horny for lighting while Ka /episode/index/show/8bc2f9f5-0e11-4bb8-8e55-c6bec52ca939/id/25034337

Episode #83 - Curds & Sway 03/31/2022

Episode #83 - Curds & Sway

Your HOM huddles up in person to catch up on an adventure-filled week that included breweries, travel, and a weird amount of cheese. Plus Katie-Ellen recounts a fateful visit with an artfully cruel matriarch. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the independent comedy club “Laughing Tap” in Milwaukee, WI while Amitai is horny for water. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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