Skin of a Killer: a Twilight Podcast

Skin of a Killer is a Twilight podcast hosted by three friends: Charlie, Mary, and Caitlin. Mary and Caitlin are long-time fans of the franchise, and Charlie is a first-timer. We read through the books in sections, then watch the movies, providing fun commentary along the way. We approach the series with love and nostalgia, as well as accountability and honesty. And lots of jokes. Follow us on instagram at @skinofakillerpodcast.

Episode 27: Midnight Sun, Chapters 1-5 04/03/2025

Episode 27: Midnight Sun, Chapters 1-5 We're BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you! What better way to rekindle the SOAKing than with 800+ pages of broody Edward? On this episode, we cover the first five chapters of Midnight Sun. Tangents are many, and we ask the important questions, like was Edward circumcised, and if so, did his foreskin grow back when he became a vampire? Join us next time as we cover chapters 6-10 of Midnight Sun. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/35948770

Episode 26: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Part Two 05/22/2024

Episode 26: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Part Two On this episode, we finish up the tragic story of Bree Larson Tanner. We also talk about Steph's apparent interest in Buffy and Fred's stinky sphere. Tangents include: tiktok, JoJo "Sawa" (Siwa), smells, Michael Scott quotes, and some great FMKs. Join us next time as we crack open The Official Illustrated Guide and read pages 66-184 (vampire lore). /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/31413512

Episode 25: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Part One 05/02/2024

Episode 25: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Part One On this episode, we read the first half of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella (in the standard paperback, that's pages 1-89). Bree was a newborn vampire from Eclipse that Stephenie Meyer just couldn't get out of her head. We like her, too! We talk cave romance, Steph's stereotypes, "the dregs" of society, and more. Join us next time as we finish Bree's story. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/31036813

Episode 24: Twilight Saga Favs and Reflections 04/05/2024

Episode 24: Twilight Saga Favs and Reflections We did it! We made it through all four books and all five movies of the Twilight Saga. On this episode, we reflect on our coverage of the series, and cover important Twilight topics, such as: Favorite purchases/collectibles Favorite characters Hottest characters Favorite quotes Best and worst wigs (mostly worst) Favorite soundtrack songs Memorable fashion moments Cover design rankings Headcanon for what happens next We also reflect back on our favorite SOAK moments. We've had so much fun, and we appreciate all of your support! Join us next time as we start our coverage of the ancillary Twilight properties, starting with The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/30697413

Episode 23: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part Two (2012) 03/07/2024

Episode 23: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part Two (2012) We finally made it to Breaking Dawn Part Two! We discuss the differences between the book and the movie, the fun casting choices, the iconic Ar[l]o laugh, the famous big shock, and the yearbook montage. Heads. Will. Roll. Big thanks to everyone who joined the watch-along! We'll share more about that on our next episode, but until then, special shoutout to: Rick, Zach, Mil, Brandon, Ellen, Courtney, and Christian - you super-SOAKers, you! Join us next time as we recap our favorite moments from the series and the podcast thus far, as well as our plan for our next moves. Be sure to follow us on instagram @skinofakillerpodcast /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/30258403

Episode 22: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 33 - End 02/22/2024

Episode 22: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 33 - End On this episode, we finish Breaking Dawn (the book). Bella learns to use her shield, she meets J Jenks, a battle doesn't happen, everyone lives happily ever after, and Stephenie Meyer thanks Muse profusely. What a journey it's been! Thanks for the fun questions - we always appreciate those. Join us next time as we cover Breaking Dawn Part 2 (the movie), and keep your eyes on our instagram (@skinofakillerpodcast) for info on a watch-party! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/30066248

Episode 21: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 26-32 02/08/2024

Episode 21: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 26-32 On this episode, we cover chapters 26 through 32 of Breaking Dawn. We meet some more vampires, Bella learns how to use her shield, and Asper and Jasper peace the hell out. Also, Charlie talks about his amazing, hilarious Twilight-themed Christmas gift from Caitlin. Join us next time as we finish the last few chapters Breaking Dawn, and be sure to follow us @skinofakillerpodcast on Instagram. Thanks for the follows, the kind reviews, and the fantastic questions! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/29835698

Episode 20: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 19-25 01/18/2024

Episode 20: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 19-25 On this episode, we cover chapters 19 through 25 of (rolled R incoming) Brrrrreaking Dawn. We're back in Bella's perspective, and we're learning how to be a controlled vampire, getting to know Baby Nessie, and enjoying marital privileges, so to speak. We also talk about Charlie's engagement, our Twilight Christmas gifts (and other Christmas gifts), recent watches, and goals for 2024. Will this be the year that we get a cease-and-desist from Stephenie Meyer herself? Join us next time as we cover chapters 26 through 32 of Breaking Dawn. Send any questions to @skinofakillerpodcast on Instagram, and please rate and review the show on whatever podcast platform you use! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/29478573

Episode 19: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part One (2011) 01/04/2024

Episode 19: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part One (2011) On this episode, we cover Breaking Dawn Part One. We talk about headboards, pack mind, monster fetus, blood slurpees, and more! Also, Mary recounts her meet and greet with Jamie Campbell Bower. Spoiler alert: he imprinted on her. Next time, we'll be covering chapters 19-25 of Breaking Dawn. Join us! And check us out on instagram: @skinofakillerpodcast /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/29335168

Episode 18: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 8-18 12/21/2023

Episode 18: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 8-18 On this episode, we cover chapters 8 through 18 of Breaking Dawn, which are told from Jacob's perspective. We cover a LOT of ground, including: Jacob's big stand against Sam, dedicated allegiance from the Clearwater kids, Bella's monstrous pregnancy, a broken Edward, a smug Rosalie, LOTS of werewolf brooding, and a twist no one saw coming. Join us next episode as we cover Breaking Dawn Part I (the movie). /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/29115903

Episode 17: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 1-7 12/07/2023

Episode 17: Breaking Dawn, Chapters 1-7 In this episode, we read chapters 1-7 of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final book in the original Twilight saga. A lot happens in the first part of the book: a new car, a bachelor party, baby dreams, THE wedding, a terse reception, a steamy honeymoon (goodbye, Edge-ward Cullen), various broken bed frames, some casual racism, some casual Mormon ideology, and a shocking cliffhanger ending! We also talk about: Pokemon, Charlie's marathon, Mary's new pup, Caitlin's colonoscopy, R-Patz' upcoming baby, Mary's wedding, Texas Roadhouse, and lots of nonsense. Thank you for submitting questions! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/28952138

Episode 16: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 11/22/2023

Episode 16: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) On this episode, we cover the Eclipse movie. We talk BATTLE SHCARS, Chadley (Riley), the Victoria recast, and the infamous Renee whale tail, among other moments and adaptations. Caitlin brings Twilight Thrift Corner back with a holy grail item, and Mary and Charlie once again go head to head in their assessment of the movies. Join us next time as we begin Breaking Dawn; we'll be covering the first seven chapters. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/28745413

Episode 15: Eclipse, Chapters 23 - Epilogue 10/19/2023

Episode 15: Eclipse, Chapters 23 - Epilogue In this episode, we round out the Eclipse (EEEEEclipse) book. Edward and Victoria have their showdown (alongside Seth and Riley), the other vamps and the werewolves battle the newborns, and Bella contributes by squeezing a rock. Also Leah messes everything up, Jacob gets his bone(r)s smashed, and wedding planning is well under way. Thank you for the fun questions! Join us in a few weeks as we cover the Eclipse movie. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/28364786

Episode 14: Eclipse, Chapters 17-22 10/05/2023

Episode 14: Eclipse, Chapters 17-22 In this episode, we review chapters 17-22 of Eclipse (EEEEEclipse). The vampires and werewolves train together to fight the newborns, the crew devises a strategy for the coming battle, Edward and Bella spend a weekend alone together (oh my), Edward went to Jared (for a fugly ring), Alice is promised wedding planning powers, Bella is c-c-c-c-cold, and we get some pre-battle snuggling. Join us next time as we finish up the Eclipse book. Thanks, as always, for the questions and kind reviews! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/28224614

Episode 13: Eclipse, Chapters 8-16 09/21/2023

Episode 13: Eclipse, Chapters 8-16 In this episode, we read chapters 8-16 of Eclipse. Caitlin tries out some scripted jokes, and they land SO well! Newborns are on the loose in Seattle, Bella learns some Quileute lore, Jasper explains his past, Jacob assaults Bella, and the gang has a graduation rave. We think about a recast, we do some FMKs, and we look at Twilight Barbies on eBay. Thanks so much for the questions! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/28100384

Episode 12: Eclipse, Chapters 1-8 09/07/2023

Episode 12: Eclipse, Chapters 1-8 In this episode, we read chapters 1-8 of Eclipse, the third book in the Twilight saga. Bella and Edward visit Renee in Florida, Victoria is back on the hunt, Bella bucks against Edward's wishes to see Jacob, we learn about imprinting, and typically-icy Rosalie has a heart-to-heart with Bella about her vampire origin. As for us hosts, Charlie (our Charlie, not Charlie Swan) introduces us to his new character: frat boy Tedward Mullen, go whales. All three of us have concerns about imprinting, and we examine the generally complex relationship dynamics within the series. Professional podcast DUPE! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27798693

Episode 11: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 08/24/2023

Episode 11: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) On this episode, we cover the movie version of New Moon. It's iconic for many reasons, but specifically for, "Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?" Charlie and Mary take sides, and Caitlin acts as their mediator. One thing we can all agree on: Taylor Lautner is a treasure. Join us next time as we begin Eclipse; we'll read the preface through chapter seven. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27776973

Episode 10: New Moon, Chapters 19 - Epilogue 08/10/2023

Episode 10: New Moon, Chapters 19 - Epilogue We finish up New Moon with some high action: grand theft auto, flights to Europe, a race against the clock, powerful vampires, emotional conversations, and, scariest of all, getting grounded by dad. We cover these chapters with our usual grace* and accuracy**. Join us next time as we cover the New Moon (the movie version from 2009). *crass humor **exaggerated summaries /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27702714

Episode 9: New Moon, Chapters 13-18 07/27/2023

Episode 9: New Moon, Chapters 13-18 The wolf action ramps up in chapters 13-18! Bella enages in one of her mosat reckless acts to date, and she doesn't realize just how close she is to true danger. She gets a welcome and overwhelming surprise, only to be followed by earth-shattering news. Join us next time as we finish up the New Moon book. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27582672

Episode 8: New Moon, Chapters 7-12 07/13/2023

Episode 8: New Moon, Chapters 7-12 Bella gets intentionally reckless in these chapters. Her situationship with Jacob gets complicated, she does anything she can to hear Edward's voice, and good ol' Incel Mike makes another attempt to woo her. She also sees a vampire from her past, but not the one she so desperately wants. Join us next time for chapters 13-18. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27438210

Episode 7: New Moon, Chapters 1-6 06/29/2023

Episode 7: New Moon, Chapters 1-6 New Moon, same Bella! On this episode, we begin book two of the Twilight saga: New Moon. Something unthinkable turns Bella's world upside down, and her loved ones attempt to deal with the fallout. We have fun with the material, even if it features a very morose Bella. Join us next time for chapters 7-12. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27314448

Episode 6: Twilight (2008) 06/08/2023

Episode 6: Twilight (2008) After finishing the first book, we took at look at the first movie! Do you remember how you felt at seeing Bella and Edward on screen for the first time? We discuss differences between the book and the movie, talk a bit about production and trivia, and chat about where both the book and the movie will go in New Moon. On the next episode, we'll cover chapters 1-6 of New Moon! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/27078282

Episode 5: Twilight, Chapters 19-Epilogue 05/25/2023

Episode 5: Twilight, Chapters 19-Epilogue On this episode, we finish up Twilight, the first book in the saga! We follow a distraught and disoriented Bella to Phoenix, where our final battle takes place. We also get a sweet prom scene, and a hint at what's to come in New Moon. On our next episode, we'll be reviewing the Twilight movie from 2008, so give it a watch (or a re-watch), and join us next time for movie chat. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/26921544

Episode 4: Twilight, Chapters 13-18 05/11/2023

Episode 4: Twilight, Chapters 13-18 We've finally got some real tension and danger in this part of the book! Bella and Edward get steamy, we meet the Cullen family, we learn more about vampire lore, and, famously, we play vampire baseball. For those of you who haven't heard, there's a Twilight television series coming. We speculate what that might look like, and, as always, we devolve into silliness, sass, and laughs. We'll be finishing the book on the next episode (chapters 19-24, plus the epilogue). Send any questions in to our instagram - we love getting them! /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/26764539

Episode 3: Twilight, Chapters 7-12 04/27/2023

Episode 3: Twilight, Chapters 7-12 Things are heating up between Bella and Edward! Biology class is steamy, Edward intervenes when Bella is in danger, and the two finally open up - both about the reality of their situation, and about their feelings for one another. This is an extra goofy episode full of quality* impressions, misnomers (oopsie), plenty of ragging on each other, and lots of laughs. Join us next episode to cover chapters 13-18. *quality not guaranteed /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/26668236

Episode 2: Twilight, Chapters 1-6 04/13/2023

Episode 2: Twilight, Chapters 1-6 Charlie gives a great summary of chapters 1-6. We critique book-Bella, show love for Forks, look at some potential plaigiarism, and make predictions about what'll happen next. Mary and Caitlin are still team Edward at this point, and Charlie is team Jacob. Where does your allegiance lie? Read along with us! We're covering chapters 7-12 on the next episode. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/26358654

Episode 1: Reflecting on the Twilight Franchise and Preparing for Book 1 03/30/2023

Episode 1: Reflecting on the Twilight Franchise and Preparing for Book 1 On our inaugural episode, we reflect on the Twilight franchise: what it meant to us upon release, what it means to us now, and the cultural impact it made. We talk about our expectations for the re-read and re-watch, and we predict Charlie's team allegiance. Read along with us! We'll be covering chapters 1-6 of Twilight on the next episode. /episode/index/show/97d12612-5cd6-40b3-9698-4aaba59d5ba5/id/26358516

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