Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories
To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: This is for YOU. Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway. Submit your own anonymous stories at www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com
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Dog Day Afternoon
12/05/2024
Dog Day Afternoon
When Tina's very, very old and incontinent dog crosses the rainbow bridge, she manages to make her mark on Manhattan's transportation system in the most unlikely way possible. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Thanksgiving Rerun -- Eye Of The Tiger
11/29/2024
Thanksgiving Rerun -- Eye Of The Tiger
Hey hey hey... How was your Thanksgiving? Maybe a little weird? A little awkward? A little, oh, all the things? Need to veg out, tune-out and digest? Ok, awesome, here we are! And this Thanksgiving story will make you feel better about all of it. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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RAD RERUN -- Taken... In Argentina
11/25/2024
RAD RERUN -- Taken... In Argentina
This story is so personal and so meaningful and also, well, so embarassing and freaking funny. This is a loving tribute to the best friend a person could have. We miss you, Rich, and we hope, wherever you are, that you can laugh along with us. ❤️🩹 A massive, uncomfortably long hug to all of you who keep our bushy tails wiggling with all your fantastic and insane stories. Please, please, PLEASE keep them coming. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Our Weekly BS
11/22/2024
Our Weekly BS
This should not be published. But, here it is so clearly we're starting to lose it. This week, Morgan and Jo discuss the morning-after embarassment after a night of drinking. Even though they haven't been drinking. The whole thing is kind of a mess, but, here we goooo! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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The Voice
11/20/2024
The Voice
When Valentina Rossi sticks up for the new girl in class, their friendship becomes the stuff that legends are made of- especially on a drunken college night, when her best friend’s weakness becomes her greatest asset. This story has it all - best friends, wild nights, and getting your way out of a serious jam. So, unplug, unwind, and let us take your mind off of this crazy world for about 20 minutes. (That's what she said.) 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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RAD RERUN -- One For The Team
11/18/2024
RAD RERUN -- One For The Team
FINE, YES, You are correct - we always say this. But we really, REALLY mean it this time. One of our absolute, all-time favorite stories which we often call, The Best Story Of Friendship EVER TOLD. Because, it is. Read by Boston-based funny man, Will Noonan, we love, love LOVE this story. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Horsing Around
11/13/2024
Horsing Around
When Sam gets burned once… twice... too many times, he realizes not all red flags are what they seem. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Twin Flames
11/11/2024
Twin Flames
When Ginny finds out that the love of her life is gay, she’s devastated that she will never find anyone else like him… but what if she was wrong? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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The Purrfect Moment
11/06/2024
The Purrfect Moment
When Chrissy confides in a family member about all her deepest, darkest secrets, she gains an unlikely (and hilariously violent) friend. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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The Big Deal
11/03/2024
The Big Deal
When Lane and her husband are still getting to know each other even after having three kids, it takes a run-in with the law to get them to see eye-to-eye. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Our Weekly BS
11/02/2024
Our Weekly BS
Is Jo Morgan's new therapist? Does Morgan mean it when she asks, "How are you"? Listen and find out. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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The Dummy (Or Not)
10/30/2024
The Dummy (Or Not)
When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Swamp & Petes
10/27/2024
Swamp & Petes
When Phoebe tries her damndest to reinvent herself, she sets her goal at the perfect customer who comes into her hardware store. This story ends on both a happy note and with literal 💩 !! What could be better? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Our Weekly BS
10/26/2024
Our Weekly BS
Why is Morgan scared of daylight savings? Why is losing her teeth...let's find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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A Very Vegas Virgin
10/23/2024
A Very Vegas Virgin
When an American-as-apple-pie midwestern grandma gets on the wrong plane, the fun begins. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Dangerous Liaisons
10/20/2024
Dangerous Liaisons
When Catherine goes on the wild, sexy adventure that she deserves once her divorce is finalized, she is surprised to learn what she really needs in life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Weekly BS 10.19
10/19/2024
Weekly BS 10.19
Morgan and Jo discuss all things anxiety and definitely, DEFINITELY, overshare.... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Ink'ed
10/16/2024
Ink'ed
When Kendra finds out her boyfriend is a real jerk, she puts her emotions to the side and plays the long game. And it’s good. So good. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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A Hero's Journey
10/13/2024
A Hero's Journey
When Henry’s most intense personality quirk comes under scrutiny, it turns him into a real-life hero. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Our Weekly BS
10/11/2024
Our Weekly BS
Come and join us for our weekly BS!!! Anxiety Addicts is hosting an amazing event coming up on October 21st in Jackson, WY! Food, drinks, music, and storytelling all to support Teton Literacy, an amazing nonprofit changing the future. Learn more here: Are you a local in Jackson, WY? Are you visiting on October 21st? Buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-of-bs-at-the-wort-funny-storytelling-and-live-music-tickets-1035198826557?aff=oddtdtcreator 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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The Wedding Planner
10/09/2024
The Wedding Planner
When Chelsea’s calendar alerts her to an upcoming event, she cannot for the life of her remember who, what, and where the event takes place. The answer comes from the least expected place and shines a light on all that is good in her world. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Don't Underestimate Evan
10/06/2024
Don't Underestimate Evan
When Evan finds himself deep in a teenage identity crisis, he discovers his true calling in the unlikeliest of scenarios - and face to face with a real demon- a soccer mom. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Our Weekly BS
10/04/2024
Our Weekly BS
This week we discuss Jo’s hypothetical boxing match with the neighborhood thief, who would win? And Morgan falls down a deep dark hole into online porn…does she make it out? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Kitchen Confidential
10/02/2024
Kitchen Confidential
When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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A Job Well Done
09/29/2024
A Job Well Done
When Harper can't get out of a rut, she finds her kick in the pants in the last place she dreamed of looking. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Our Weekly BS
09/27/2024
Our Weekly BS
Here it is, our weekly BS. Why is Jo getting hypnotized? Is Morgan a thief? Listen and find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
09/25/2024
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
When 17-year-old Gregory lands his dream job at the local Hyatt, he isn’t exactly prepared for what can happen during a night shift. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo
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The Secret Ingredient
09/23/2024
The Secret Ingredient
When Grandma Cookie kicks the bucket, she leaves behind an unexpected ingredient in her famous pie. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Bonus: Our Weekly BS
09/22/2024
Bonus: Our Weekly BS
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us. We want to create a space where you can get to know us better...but without interrupting your Bedtime Story! So, come join us for some weekly BS Bonus episodes. Ask questions, tell us your story...or just skip over it- we'll love you either way! Xxo 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at . 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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Family Ties
09/19/2024
Family Ties
When a small-town girl, living in the lonely world of suburbia in the 1960s, hatches a plan to get to the biggest party of the year, the night ends… well… quite unexpectedly. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send us three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...
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