According to Nick Youssef
Comedian and writer Nick Youssef's thoughts and ramblings on all things culture. This podcast will now include mini episodes on Nick's latest endeavor as a student at Columbia University. If you want to see and read more on this wild and challenging journey, please subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/atny See you on the podcast, on the road, or in a classroom!
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Columbia Chronicles #4: Test Anxiety and Campus Protests
01/16/2025
Columbia Chronicles #4: Test Anxiety and Campus Protests
Never knew I had test anziety until my first quiz in Arabic class. I've been managing it, but still struggling with it. Also, I talk about the start of the Oct. 7th protests on campus and how they felt throughout the semester. My experience was obviously much different than the students new to the city and college, but it gave me perspective and inspiration and hope for the future. Subsrcibe ot the Patreon! patreon.com/atny
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Columbia Chronicles #3
01/15/2025
Columbia Chronicles #3
Picking up where I Ieft off. I talk about which classes I took in my first semester and the crazy amounts of work and how my feelings of imposter syndrome compared to starting in standup and taking college classes twenrty years ago. Hope you're liking these. Please leave comments on my YouTube or Instagram. Or better yet, join the Patreon and let me know what you want to hear more of less of with these episodes. patreon.com/atny
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Columbia Chronicles #2
01/09/2025
Columbia Chronicles #2
In this episode, I talk about orientation week and the realities of entering a whole new world and feeling levels of discomfort, outsiderness and imposter syndrome I haven't had in 15 years. If you like these please get on the Patreon for more in depth stuff as it happens. I need to build that base up big time. And let me know what else you want to see or know about. See you in the next one. patreon.com/atny
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Columbia Chronicles #1
01/07/2025
Columbia Chronicles #1
This will be part of a series of mini episodes about my decision to apply to Columbia University and how my journey has been going since the summer of 2023. Hope you enjoy these and please check out the Patreon for more videos and writing about all of this. I started chronicling it there before. Imade any public announcements about it and it's easier to post little snippets there and, in all honesty, I need to build that membership base up going forward. patreon.com/atny
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Time Travel and Your Robot Amazon Boss
10/30/2023
Time Travel and Your Robot Amazon Boss
Who would I actually meet if I went back in time? Also, the robots are coming (again). HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Emotional Likes and Spoiler Filters
10/22/2023
Emotional Likes and Spoiler Filters
I know that I don't know enough so you won't be hearing about Middle East politics from me. Look for the experts and find their books and studies. Read them. There are. no answers or sulotiuns but there are nuanced facts that are worth wrapping your head around. On another subject, we need a filter for weeding otu movie spoiler or any other spoiler from our web browsers. Do they have that already? DId I just invent a trillion dollar idea??? GIVE ME A TRILLION DOLLARS. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about
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Keep It Movin'
08/31/2023
Keep It Movin'
Trying to fight the many forces of nature. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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UFOAP of Fyre
08/22/2023
UFOAP of Fyre
Quick stop at the coffee of the week then what should happen to you if you attend the new Fyre Fest. Later, what is going on with all this new UFO/UAP news. Is it great or more of the same nothinness? HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Wedding Trip Weekend
08/15/2023
Wedding Trip Weekend
Went to my cousin's wedding in southeast Washington State. Weddings aren't common in the Youssef family so it was an extra special occasion. This week's coffee is by Methodical out of Greenville, SC. There is a dedicated video for it on the Youtube the channel as well. Later I talk about how annoying traveling couples who want to sit together can be. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay:
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Bad Montana & Retro Future Cyclists
08/08/2023
Bad Montana & Retro Future Cyclists
I go over a few news stories that caught my eye: Canada fires, Montana laws and a study on why humans imrove at sports. I also do week three of the coffee reviews which I'm really enjoying. I hope you are too. Feel free to let me know in comments etc. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Free Eggs and AC!
08/01/2023
Free Eggs and AC!
Everything should be free and Skiplagged is the best travel website on earth. I break it all down. All the world's problms solved. Done. You're welcome. In return: HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Limitless to Limited
07/25/2023
Limitless to Limited
I review the coffee of the week and it's one of my new favorites. P.S if you join the Patreon you get a discount on a Drink Trade coffee bag order. I complain about how little time we have these days to watch a show or movie before there are countless reviews plastered all over the internet. Later, I get out the Simple Observations book and the prompt was LIMITS. Another fun one to discuss. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: Apple Music: Libsyn: Podcast Addict: Google Podcasts: Amazon Podcasts: Podbay:
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Action Stars and Movie Theaters
07/17/2023
Action Stars and Movie Theaters
I watched Mission Impossible 7 (no spoilers I promise) and it got me so pumped on action movies. I list the best action stars and why. Later, I get into why movie theaters are doomed and where the future of brick and mortar stores and live experiences might be heading. HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5MzAsF81o&ab_channel=NickYoussef Like and comment on it! Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Remembories
07/11/2023
Remembories
After a quick little aside on how annoying some dog owners can be, I review Drink Trade, the coffee subscription program we're using and why it's so good for any level of coffee connesieur. Then I crack open the observations book and talk about my earliest memories and how the things we remember in general change as we get older. Speaking of remembering... HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? Go to YouTube! Like and comment on it so the algorithim will deem it worthy of promotion. Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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The Bagel Arnold Thread
07/06/2023
The Bagel Arnold Thread
It's 7 million degrees in NYC. In this epiosode I explain why Thread won't work and why there will never be a "Twitter killer" app. Also that Arnold doc is amazing. Also also-- HAVE YOU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? Go like and comment on it so the algorithim will deem it worthy of promotion. Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Cone Dog!
03/18/2023
Cone Dog!
The pup had his balls chopped off so now he's a cone head for the next ten days. Also, I fucked my back up badly so I go over some of existential dread that came pouring into my head as I lay motionless for a week. HAVE OYU WATCHED MY NEW SPECIAL YET? Go like and comment on it so the algorithim will deem it worthy of promotion. Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Better LAte than Never
03/08/2023
Better LAte than Never
On a recent trip to LA to promote this special and I noticed I'm not hating it there as much. Later, Ricky rudely interrupted me, my cameras went out and I implore you to watch my special and SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL. These little things make the difference. Subscribers and likes are how the special gets out there. All of it is free to do and helps me immensely. Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out now on this channel for free. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Grateful Dread
02/16/2023
Grateful Dread
Getitng excited for my special which premieres FEB. 17TH on YouTube. Subscribe and watch! I talk about my upcoming trip to LA and what it has been like playing old beautiful theaters across the country with my pal Nick Swardson. Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special out Feb. 17th. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about
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Cut the Etiquette
02/09/2023
Cut the Etiquette
I railed against this new etiquette guide written by the most out of touch, elitist sounding writers from The Cut. I mean it's truly worthless information. I did the first 30. Maybe I'll do the rest in next week's episode. If you want to read them for yourselves, here's the link: https://www.thecut.com/article/tipping-rules-etiquette-rules.html In the meantime: Subscribe to the channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special coming sooooooooon. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Gym Chili Slap Champ
01/18/2023
Gym Chili Slap Champ
How I mentally prep myself to hit the gym. Speaking of strengh, SLAP FIGHTING IS A SPORT NOW????? Subscribe to the Youtube channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special coming sooooooooon. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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The First Five Miles
01/10/2023
The First Five Miles
I love riding my bike. It's great for my mental and physical health. What I hat isd getitng up and starting the ride. HATE IT. Something occred to me today on mile 15 that I want to share. Later I talk about my resolutions, learning to be organized, efficient and maybe taking my own goddamn advice for a change. Subscribe to the Youtube channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special coming sooooooooon. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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It's a Wonderful Polar Cyclone Blizzard Vortex
12/28/2022
It's a Wonderful Polar Cyclone Blizzard Vortex
I watched It's A Wonderful Life for the first time. My quick review. Plus an update on my special and my med withdrawls. Happy Holidays. Subscribe to the Youtube channel!! Standup clips, podcasts and my new special coming sooooooooon. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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No Restrictions, Musk Sux, Dog Sweaters Rule
12/14/2022
No Restrictions, Musk Sux, Dog Sweaters Rule
I talk about how creativity has finally been democratized and we have more opportunity than ever and what comed with that ias more comaplaining than ever. Also, I shit on Elon Musk becuase he sucks. Fuck him. Then, sharp lef turn to how I was so wrong about dog sweaters and it's for reasons you may not have guessed. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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When the Inmates Ran the Store
12/07/2022
When the Inmates Ran the Store
A brain zap update reminded me of a fun Comedy Store story then most of the episode turned into talking about the Golden Era of the Store (2000- 2010). It was the last decade of the club being an artistic playground with no rules or boundaries of any kind. Comics and comedy came first. Everything else was a distant second place. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Z-uhoh-loft
11/29/2022
Z-uhoh-loft
Staying Sane on Black Friday, 3Sixteen Crosscut flannels, Coffee of the Week, a new hat and Zoloft withdrawls. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Murder For Profit
11/24/2022
Murder For Profit
Murderers, swindlers, mass shooters, con artists, serial killers are now the height of entertainment. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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My First Vote, Time Capsules and ASMRing
11/18/2022
My First Vote, Time Capsules and ASMRing
I voted for the first time in my life! Another first was going to New Hampshire which was cool and odd and heroin-ey. Later on I talk about how depressing most hotels are and trying to understand why ASMR is so appealing to people. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. http://pateron.com/atny Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llxOm0lmKvQo2LMs7Wjra Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/according-to-nick-youssef/id1570160284 Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/3599447 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hY2NvcmRpbmd0b25pY2t5b3Vzc2VmLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/12693197-9300-4c3d-8751-8805e718571e/according-to-nick-youssef Podbay: https://podbay.fm/p/according-to-nick-youssef/about http://patreon.com/atny http://nickyoussef.com
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Stop Saying LA and NY Are Dangerous
11/08/2022
Stop Saying LA and NY Are Dangerous
The majority of people who make these claims have spent ZERO time in either. I live in both. You're wrong. Also, I almost got mugged in not NY or LA. Also also, I review a coffee from Trade Coffee, a new subscription coffee delivery service we're using to try stuff from all over. This is not an ad. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: Apple Music: Libsyn: https://accordingtonickyoussef.libsyn.com/website Podcast Addict: Google Podcasts: Amazon Podcasts: Podbay:
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Surprise Drop In Guest
11/04/2022
Surprise Drop In Guest
Hint: he's 6 months old and he barks a lot and he just peed on the rug goddamnit hold on I gotta clean this up. Orson no potty on the rug only outside come here you little punk. Any guesses? My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: Apple Music: Libsyn: Podcast Addict: Google Podcasts: Amazon Podcasts: Podbay:
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I'm An American Citizen Now
10/14/2022
I'm An American Citizen Now
I'm back after a much needed rest. Let's catch up. We'll start with me becoming an American citizen a month or so ago. I'll fill you in on the process and ceremony. My sponsor Keto Krisp gave me an affiliate link. https://tastecando.com/?rfsn=6761833.2b1707 Use code: ATNY20 to get a 20% discount and I get a few bucks as well. Great way to support the podcast. My Patreon. $3 or $5 helps keep the lights on. Upper tiers get free stuff. Sub to the podcast here: Spotify: Apple Music: Libsyn: Podcast Addict: Google Podcasts: Amazon Podcasts: Podbay:
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