ACES Radio

Hosts Morgan Hughes, John Zidar Alex Thomas, and Darby Schaaf discuss all things Columbus Crew, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. You've made a terrible mistake, and it's already too late. You're listening to ACES Radio.

Episode 193 (Clean Grandma Underpants) 03/29/2024

Episode 193 (Clean Grandma Underpants) Join the Latin Boys as they discuss Crewzers FC versus the scab refs, Beavercreek supporter groups, Dayton being a suburb of Germantown, and why you should clean your grandma's ass before using t-shirts as underpants. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/30590738

Episode 192 03/01/2024

Episode 192 Season NINE. Why are you still here? Go Crew. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/30182798

Episode 191 (MLS Cup Champions) 12/15/2023

Episode 191 (MLS Cup Champions) Join the Latin Boys as we celebrate your Columbus Crew winning MLS Cup 2023, and continue to not deal with Morgan's laptop being a piece of shit. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/29092588

Episode 120 (Wet & Boy & Old & Bucket) 12/08/2023

Episode 120 (Wet & Boy & Old & Bucket) The weekly releases continue! Morgan flees the country and Brent rises from the dead. MLS Cup cometh to Columbus complete with movie stars, pre-gaming at bars, and ticket war scars. All hail our robot overlords! /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/28985543

Episode 189 (Miazga did 9/11) 12/01/2023

Episode 189 (Miazga did 9/11) Celebrate two episodes in the last 8 days, as we welcome former Boston Celtics beat writer Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket. Also the Crew are playing Cincinnati, so we'll talk about that. Matt Miazga's whereabouts on 9/11 remain unknown. #BillsMafia /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/28878933

Episode 188 (Columbus Butt-Licker) 11/22/2023

Episode 188 (Columbus Butt-Licker) Join the Latin Boyz as we welcome Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket, and discuss the upcoming playoff game at Orlando City. Never forget the Columbus Butt-Licker. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/28752553

Episode 187 (Playoff Vibes) 10/27/2023

Episode 187 (Playoff Vibes) Young boy hat takes, setting the record straight about playoff format, Hot Takes and zero Travis Irvine weed jokes. You'd expect nothing less from the 38th best podcast in Cowtown. #butts #sluts /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/28438712

Episode 186 (Raccoons vs. Muppet Babies: This Time It's Younger) 09/27/2023

Episode 186 (Raccoons vs. Muppet Babies: This Time It's Younger) Join the Latin Boys as we discuss: which Crew player would be best for Taylor Swift, why the Earthquakes owner has as small of a penis as Anthony Precourt, and why the Continuing Champion got banned from Twitter. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/28154522

Episode 185 (Crankin' Down on Montreal) 09/01/2023

Episode 185 (Crankin' Down on Montreal) Join the Latin boys as they discuss the Houston loss, the impending Montreal loss, and why sweet sweet old man Keyth Naas is trying to do a cancel culture on a new Crew podcast. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/27908721

Episode 184 (Zelaray-gone) 08/04/2023

Episode 184 (Zelaray-gone) Channel your Twitter rage for Dong Arber as you join the Latin Boys in saying goodbye to Lucas Zelarayan. ACES Radio does not condone the licking of mouths. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/27655083

Episode 183 (Zidar's Engaged) 06/30/2023

Episode 183 (Zidar's Engaged) Join the Latin panel of podcast boys as we welcome in celebrity guest of the week Travis Irvine, and discuss how to dry someone's tongue with our mouth. Hashtag Columbus Crew. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/27330948

Episode 182 (Central Ohio Dick) 06/02/2023

Episode 182 (Central Ohio Dick) Join the latin panel of podcast ladz as they welcome in longtime boner boy Travis Irvine, discuss the parking lot warz of 2023, and drink in the sweet sweet tears from Austin, TX. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/27022479

Episode 181 (Iced Cream / Wet Corn) 04/28/2023

Episode 181 (Iced Cream / Wet Corn) Join the Latin table podcast boys as they discuss soccer, the valley of the kings, and how many fingers you have to put on your friend's fingers to stop them from moving a soccer team. Supporter Supply discount code is BOYSON. Lemme smash. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/26679441

Episode 180 (Young Boy Party) 03/24/2023

Episode 180 (Young Boy Party) Join the latin boys as they preview Crew vs Atlanta and grab little tiny baby pieces of paper out of a young man hat. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/26325141

Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes) 02/24/2023

Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes) Join Jean, Drolbs, The Boy, and Construction Cove Mo as they preview the 2023 Columbus Crew season, brought to you by Activations and ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/26030682

Episode 178 01/13/2023

Episode 178 Join the Latin Boyz as they discuss pieces of paper and welcome in Doug, the president of the number one supporter group in the Tri-Valley area. #POWERDOG /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/25594680

Episode 177 09/30/2022

Episode 177 Join the lads as they discuss cat urethras with Andrew Wiebe, and listen to Morgan as he fills you in on all the latest terms from gay culture. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/24540291

Episode 176 09/20/2022

Episode 176 Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE STANKEY ONLY. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/24433851

Episode 175 09/02/2022

Episode 175 Join the trash pocket panel as they discuss how to keep politics out of sports. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/24247773

Episode 174 06/24/2022

Episode 174 Please enjoy the worst episode of the Trash Pocket ever recorded, in which the TOXIC LADS sounds like they're broadcasting live from 610 WTVN studios. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/23525372

Episode 173 04/15/2022

Episode 173 Grab your bottle of EZ Squirt purple donkey juice and celebrate the Crew's expected goal championship with us! /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/22801556

Episode 172 02/25/2022

Episode 172 2022 Columbus Crew season preview, including details on how many free boys are available in Grandview parking lots. VIBES ONLY. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/22250552

ACES Radio: Episode 171 11/12/2021

ACES Radio: Episode 171 How many fingers in your mouth is it going to take? /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/21139556

ACES Radio: Episode 170 08/13/2021

ACES Radio: Episode 170 ACES Radio is dead. Long live ACES Radio! /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/20128433

ACES Radio: Episode 169 12/18/2020

ACES Radio: Episode 169 You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins us to recap MLS Cup. We talk roster moves, new jerseys, and answer YOUR questions of the week! Also, Mad Libs from Evonne, man balls, prediction recap (quiet, Bront), and our final sign-off. I can't believe we've done this. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/17241983

ACES Radio: Episode 168 12/11/2020

ACES Radio: Episode 168 OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew are in MLS Cup!!!!! After lad check-in, we recap the game vs. the New England Bruce Arenas and look forward to a game that most of us can't attend. We talk refs, Dong Arber, and what our feels will be not being with our full Crew family for the game. Man Balls are awarded, Crew vs. Fuck Seattle is previewed, and we learn five minutes after recording about Pedro and Nagbe FUUUUUUUUUUU. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/17151236

ACES Radio: Episode 167 12/04/2020

ACES Radio: Episode 167 This is definitely the worst episode of ACES Radio ever. Seriously. Our recording bot jacked the audio up, and we repaired it as best we could. It sounds like a junior high AV club spliced it together while on a Mountain Dew bender. There's a lad check-in, recap of Crew vs. Nashville, talk of underdogs, YOUR questions of the week, score predictions, and Sean and Bront trying to cheat the prediction standings again. Get stoned off your ass and give it a listen, you might like it. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/17064461

ACES Radio: Episode 166 11/28/2020

ACES Radio: Episode 166 It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome and if you don't agree, you're wrong. We read YOUR questions of the week and talk about what Thanksgiving food Josh Williams is. Crew vs. Nashville, breaking covid news, and Bront tries to cheat the prediction standings. Will there be score predictions? Tune in to find out. /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/16979666

ACES Radio: Episode 165 11/13/2020

ACES Radio: Episode 165 The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against ATLUTD, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year, and Kirk Urso Heart Awards. They answer YOUR questions of the week, including what Crew player would be their lawn boy. (HINT: It isn't Josh Williams, but also it is.) A new CONTINUING CHAMPION is crowned, and the previous one is dead. #Rest. Playoff predictions! /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/16793216

ACES Radio: Episode 164 11/06/2020

ACES Radio: Episode 164 Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident /episode/index/show/acesradio/id/16703054

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