Achtung Amerikaner

Achtung! Amerikaner is a dissident right podcast for "fly-over country," including the midwest, the great plains, the rust belt, and other forgotten areas of the US. We cover a variety of topics related to these areas, and hope to one day interview members of the dissident right from every fly-over state to learn more about their situations and, more importantly, what they are doing to prepare themselves and their communities for the harsh days ahead. Episodes are released (ideally) every week. Visit amerikaner.org for this and many other podcasts!

H-1 Bozos 01/01/2025

H-1 Bozos Gordjeet and friend of the pod, James, are live from Kahlcutta to talk about the recent dustup over Elon Musk's meltdown about H-1B visas, examining the claims that these foreign scab laborers are somehow "necessary" for the American economy. to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This show, and the network more broadly, can only exist with your support. Please share this episode and subscribe to our Telegram channel, , to help spread the word. If you’d like to get ahold of Gordon, or contribute to the website, please email [email protected] or message him on telegram, Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34677465

Achtung! After Dark - Skibidi Rizzmas To All, And To All, A Gyatt Night (Explicit) 12/24/2024

Achtung! After Dark - Skibidi Rizzmas To All, And To All, A Gyatt Night (Explicit) As a special bit of Christmas Coal, Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Courier, and they pull our old friend Dietrich out from podcast retirement to talk about lettuce, mispronunciating German, the Mog-On-Magnus-Minute, pocket digeridoos, "Mother Horse Eyes," Tactical RPGS, and more. This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you’d like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This show, and the network more broadly, can only exist with your support. Please share this episode and subscribe to our Telegram channel, , to help spread the word. If you’d like to get ahold of Gordon, or contribute to the website, please email [email protected] or message him on telegram, @GordonKahl Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34594800

Gender-ational Warfare 12/17/2024

Gender-ational Warfare Gordon and Magnus set out to have a conversation about recent happenings, but veer from that to instead go into detail on the mass shooting of a Christian school in Wisconsin by what appears to be a misanthropic teenage girl. Discussing her alleged manifesto, which was rumored to be a RadFem screed, leads to a broader discussion on the issues of sexual and romantic politics in general, followed by an impromptu Magnus Minute style call to action. This episode heavily details a shooting that both targeted children and just happened hours earlier. Listener discretion is advised, and some or all information presented may be inaccurate or even proven false over time. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you’d like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This show, and the network more broadly, can only exist with your support. Please share this episode and subscribe to our Telegram channel, , to help spread the word. If you’d like to get ahold of Gordon, or contribute to the website, please email [email protected] or message him on telegram, @GordonKahl Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34480525

Vigilantes (Explicit) 12/12/2024

Vigilantes (Explicit) Gordon, Magnus, and Rick (host of ) pull on their balaclavas and meet in their secret hideout to discuss two different cases of vigilantism - the recent acquittal of Daniel Penny for the "crime" of heroically defending an entire subway car of bystanders from a deranged homeless man, and the ongoing case of the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Due to the graphic nature of these cases, this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised. LINKS The Smoke Pit Telegram: This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you’d like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This show, and the network more broadly, can only exist with your support. Please share this episode and subscribe to our Telegram channel, , to help spread the word. If you’d like to get ahold of Gordon, or contribute to the website, please email [email protected] or message him on telegram, @GordonKahl Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34406715

Achtung! Amerikaner - Presby's Europa Report December 2024 12/10/2024

Achtung! Amerikaner - Presby's Europa Report December 2024 Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Presby Ayatollah, LIVE IN STUDIO, to discuss the recent spate of elections throughout Canada and Europe - the rise in populist sentiment throughout the world, as well as the recent instability in France and Romania. Discussion also veers into the recent instance of Martial Law in South Korea, and the collapse of the Assad government in Syria. Presby's Telegram: This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you'd like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This show, and the network more broadly, can only exist with your support. Please share this episode and subscribe to our Telegram channel, , to help spread the word. If you'd like to get ahold of me, or contribute to the website, please email [email protected] or message me on telegram, @GordonKahl Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34361005

Achtung! After Dark - Skibidi Time Cube Sigma Ohio 12/05/2024

Achtung! After Dark - Skibidi Time Cube Sigma Ohio In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34222265

The Gun Show (Explicit) 12/03/2024

The Gun Show (Explicit) Almost lost to the archives of Gordon's hard drive, sit down and pay attention whippersnapper as Rick and AJ (from The Smoke Pit) give a basic rundown on firearms - an important aspect of American culture that unfortunately suffers from much Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt inside of dissident right circles. Rick and AJ give their advice on how to go about the thorny issue of gun ownership as a dissident. This episode contains explicit language, listener discretion is advised. In addition, due to Rick living in a cabin in the woods, there was an unfortunate delay that resulted in a bit of crosstalk, for which the lizard people who run HAARP are to blame. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33016567

The Burden Of Being Wonderful (Explicit) 11/26/2024

The Burden Of Being Wonderful (Explicit) Recovering from our outbreak of a rash of political content, Gordon is joined by Rick and AJ (hosts of The Smoke Pit) as well as friend of the show, Courier, for a relaxed and fun episode. The guys talk about everything from motorcycles to the flat earth, movies, and bizzare reddit cults. Warning - this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/34116281

Nice Guy National Populism 11/21/2024

Nice Guy National Populism Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss local politics, and how in particular one might try to leverage the current rising tide of populism to accomplish goals and obtain some level of prestige in your community - and, barring that, how you might use "political" skills to simply be a more enjoyable person to be around. The episode ends with Gordon and James discussing their interactions with their local city government, as well as a special clip of their statements made at a City Council meeting. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33988857

2024 Election Postmortem 11/19/2024

2024 Election Postmortem Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod Presby, convene the brain trust to discuss the aftermath of the 2024 Presidential Election - who is Trump choosing for his cabinet? How mad are these libtards? Will Presby ever fulfill his dream of going on a date with Kristi Noem? Answers to these questions can be found on this episode of Achtung! Amerikaner. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this kind of early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33987692

Bonus - Aurora Colorado Redacted Call (Explicit) 11/03/2024

Bonus - Aurora Colorado Redacted Call (Explicit) my guest James mentioned that there had been two calls made to the City Council there about the situation, and that one had been removed from the public recording made available on YouTube because of the spicyness of its content. James went through the effort of contacting the city to get the full recording, and I have made it available here for you to listen to, along with my commentary, and would like to hear your thoughts on it. Please keep in mind, this got removed for a reason - profanity and slurs abound - so listener discretion is advised. Also, I apologize for my weird stuffy voice, I have a cold. /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33763012

Achtung Not-So-After Dark - Midwest News Roundup October 2024 10/30/2024

Achtung Not-So-After Dark - Midwest News Roundup October 2024 Gordon tries (and mostly succeeds) to do a live recording of the Midwest News Roundup, and also tries (and completely fails) to get people to call in as he does so. On the upside, you still get to hear him give his hot, hot takes all over your ear holes about stories from every state in the Midwest. From power-mad black mayors to cyclists getting lynched by orthodox jews, we've got you covered! This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and STORIES COVERED Illinois: Black "Super Mayor" Threatens To Arrest Those Who Have Outed Her As Corrupt ( Indiana: Indiana State Law Legalizes Killing Cops Who Attempt Illegal Entry ( Iowa: Iowa Woman Organizing Last Harvest For Her Late Father ( Kansas: Iowa Breaks Wind Across Kansas ( Michigan: Michigan Voter Rolls Inflated By 500k, Attorney General Says "Not An Issue" ( Minnesota: Vandals Spray Paint "Walz Failed" On Roof Of Governor's Mansion ( Missouri: Three White Construction Workers Face Decades In Prison After Defending Themselves From Violently Drunk Black Cop ( Nebraska: Nebraska Woman Sues McDonald's Over E Coli Infection ( North Dakota: North Dakota May Vote To End Property Taxes ( Ohio: Ohio Judge Strikes Down Law Against Infanticide ( South Dakota: Court Upholds Rejection Of Summit Carbon Capture Pipeline ( Wisconsin: Cyclist Demands Change After Being Struck By Fallen Wire Hung By Orthodox Jewish Group ( Honorable Mention: Colorado Springs Funeral Home Owners Accused Of Leaving 190 Bodies To Rot () /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33635952

Aurora Colorado 10/28/2024

Aurora Colorado Gordon is joined by James, a former Aurora resident, to talk about the situation there regarding the infestation of an apartment complex by violent gangs of Venezuelan invaders, and how the local city council seems unable or unwilling to do anything about them. The two also have a broader discussion on the nature of these sorts of invasive actions, and how both sides of the mainstream political spectrum respond. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this sort of early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33635602

Back By Popular Demand 10/23/2024

Back By Popular Demand Gordon and friend of the pod, Presby, are joined by the only man that matters, Magnus, to talk about the current state of the election, Donald Trump "Doing The Fries", US foreign policy failures, and to make some predictions about the future. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33563137

Ohio Is For Activists 10/16/2024

Ohio Is For Activists Gordon is joined by Ben of the Ohio Active Club to talk about his time helping those affected by Hurricane Helene, and then to go into detail on the situation on the ground in Ohio - Springfield and its Haitian invasion, and a call to action asking those living in Ohio to get involved in meaningful activism, mask on and off. RELEVANT LINKS Ohio Active Club: Ohio Action: This episode was released early to our generous Subscribers. If you would like to recieve this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33443512

Hurricane Helene 10/08/2024

Hurricane Helene Gordon sits down with Jay, a resident of North Carolina, to talk about the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, the most devastating hurricane since Katrina. Jay gives his firsthand experiences, and answers various questions about the ways the locals have come together, as well as his thoughts on the aid, or lack thereof, given by the federal government in general and FEMA in particular. If you would like to support the victims of Hurricane Helene, please consider donating to this volunteer group: This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33368472

It's A Haitian-Eat-Dog World Out There, Folks 09/14/2024

It's A Haitian-Eat-Dog World Out There, Folks Gordon and Rick (from The Smoke Pit) discuss the recent rash of news about Springfield Ohio and the Haitians that have overrun the once peaceful majority White city. While much of the news is centered around Donald Trump discussing claims of Haitians eating people's pets, there are a variety of far more serious and depraved crimes that these "diverse" immigrants are guilty of. Outro Music: "A Hangman's Lament" by Jack Hwite ( Achtung! Amerikaner is released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/33049927

The Nashville Shooter Manifesto (Explicit) 09/04/2024

The Nashville Shooter Manifesto (Explicit) After a year of total media blackout, the Tennessee Star has released an unredacted file of one of the 2023 Nashville Covenant School Shooter's manifestos. Gordon and Super Lutheran (of The Godcast) discuss the shooting and the released manifesto, and put forth the case that this shooting was explicitly an anti-White and anti-Christian attack, covered up by the local, state, and likely federal government. Due to the disturbing nature of the content discussed, this episode is not censored. Listener discretion is advised. RELEVANT LINKS HALE'S MANIFESTO: THE GODCAST RSS: THE VERY LUTHERAN PROJECT: CATACOMB CHURCHES YOUTUBE: Achtung! Amerikaner is released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32888112

Achtung! International - The Liberation Of Nemmersdorf 08/28/2024

Achtung! International - The Liberation Of Nemmersdorf On this special installment of Achtung! International, Gordon is joined by Nils Wegner of HYDRA Comics to discuss their graphic novel "The Liberation Of Nemmersdorf," which depicts the Nemmersdorf Massacre commited by the Soviet Red Army in 1944, with an interesting twist - it presents the story from the perspective of the Germans. RELEVANT LINKS The Liberation of Nemmersdorf: HYDRA Comics: Jungeuropa Publishing: Die Kehre (Right-Wing Environmentalist Magazine): Nils Wegner's Works: This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like to recieve this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32770372

A Walk On The Brighter Side With NP 08/19/2024

A Walk On The Brighter Side With NP Gordon and NP (an openly Canadian man) have a discussion about vibes. It's a common thing in our circles for people to be distraught, demoralized, or demotivated, but does that actually fit with the evidence of what we're seeing? Are we trending towards destruction, or renewal? NP's Telegram Channel: This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32620387

America's Coconut Crown 08/05/2024

America's Coconut Crown Gordon and Magnus talk about the shift in the tenor of the presidential campaign - as Kamala Harris leans in to her core demographic of childless cat ladies, the Trump campaign seems desperate to do anything except pick up the win that lies within easy reach by doing the same and appealing to working class White men. The Crown of America is there for the taking, but it seems that no one, Left or Right, is willing to take it up. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32344317

The Magnus Minute - Many Enemies Bring Much Honor 07/31/2024

The Magnus Minute - Many Enemies Bring Much Honor The Magnus Minute returns! In this episode, Magnus goes over the result of the recent French Election, and how so many seemingly "adversarial" parties are able to overcome the differences that supposedly cause the gridlock we see in western "democracies," but only when the threat of Nationalism is on the line. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32317182

Gordon Goes Greek 07/29/2024

Gordon Goes Greek Gordon and Presby Ayatollah (friend of the Pod and resident Greek correspondant) recount their adventures at Sioux City, Iowa's "Greek Fest" as well as their visit to the Catholic "Trinity Heights" memorial to the unborn. They discuss Greek food and music, Gordon's choice to live his life as an openly Hellenic man, the beauty of sacred spaces, and plans for future content for the podcast. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32317097

Thank God Nothing Happened Recently! 07/24/2024

Thank God Nothing Happened Recently! Gordon is joined by Magnus, Presby, and AJ (of "The Smoke Pit") after his return from the mountains of Tibet to discuss the variety of things that have happened over the last few weeks - from the disastorous debate, the near assassination, the fall of the Biden Dynasty, and then a couple digressions into pop culture. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/32269622

Amerikaner People's Court 06/26/2024

Amerikaner People's Court Gordon goes to the courtroom of the very honorable Judge Presby (friend of the pod) to discuss a few recent Supreme Court decisions that may be of relevance to our audience, and give a callback to the previous episode about Mr. Robert Rundo. If you have always wanted the owner of a highly successful telegram meme channel to explain the US legal system to you, then you're going to love this! Follow Presby On Telegram: This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/31884262

The Persecution Of Robert Rundo 06/24/2024

The Persecution Of Robert Rundo Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod Presby Ayatollah are joined by DUB and J.R., two men affiliated with the Active Club movement in the United States, to discuss the ongoing unjust and unconstitutional political persecution of law-abiding activist Robert Rundo, who is currently incarcerated despite facing no pending charges. J.R. explains the original instigator of the federal government's persecution of Rundo, giving details on Mr. Rundo's use of self defense against an Antifa rioter, while DUB gives his thoughts on Rundo's current legal tribulations. ROBERT PAUL RUNDO 77104-112 MDC LOS ANGELES METROPOLITAN DETENTION CENTER METROPOLITIAN DETENTION CTR P.O. BOX 531500 LOS ANGELES, CA 90053 For information on sending mail or money: Follow or for more updates. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted by and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/31858342

Try This In A Small Town 06/21/2024

Try This In A Small Town Magnus recounts his incredibly enjoyable experience in "Boonesville" (names changed to protect the innocent) at a recent local gathering, and he and Gordon have a broader conversation about small towns, what seems to keep them alive or tends to cause them to wither on the vine. We hope you enjoy this somewhat rambling but more local-focused content. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like to recieve this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/31799712

Border Bills, Cocaine Hippos, And World War III (Explicit) 06/17/2024

Border Bills, Cocaine Hippos, And World War III (Explicit) Gordon, Magnus, friend of the pod Seba, as well as frenemy of the pod Jack (of The Paranormies), hang out and talk about the recent Biden Administration executive order about the border, cocaine hippos dirtying up mexican rivers, Russian escalation (it's totally happening this time), Canada lore, and Killdozer. This episode is not censored, so listener discretion is advised. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, or other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/31757949

Presby's Europa Report 06/14/2024

Presby's Europa Report "Mom, can we listen to the Europa Report?" "We have Europa Report at home." Gordon and friend of the pod Presby Ayatollah have a discussion about the incredibly gay but unfortunately not incredibly fake "US-lead, rules based, international order" - but, this conversation centers around recent happening in the UN and in Europe that might suggest that order is getting faker and gayer by the minute. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like to support our work, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/31726517

Mammoth Cheese Fit For A Monarch (Explicit) 06/08/2024

Mammoth Cheese Fit For A Monarch (Explicit) Gordon, Magnus, AJ (of the Smoke Pit) and for a few minutes Rick (also of the Smoke Pit) have a free-wheeling discussion about everything from why AJ is a weirdo for not liking German food, to the current state of American politics, a random debate about Monarchy for some reason, and finally, something that really matters - huge wheels of cheese. This episode contains coarse language, listener discretion is advised. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like to support our work and recieve this early access as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and /episode/index/show/achtungamerikaner/id/31656462

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