Adventures in Irrationality

Foolishness, idiocy, and irreverence. Weekly.

Episode 673 - Bite Size Everything Crackers 09/09/2026

Episode 673 - Bite Size Everything Crackers In which we discuss the origins of cream cheese, try and figure out when and why we visited Philadelphia, try to remember the names and faces of professors we had, bible history, project management, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/42839030

Episode 672 - Cats are Faster than Snakes 08/12/2026

Episode 672 - Cats are Faster than Snakes In which we discuss dog’s anal glands, Jeremy’s son making a four course dinner, the amount of cats near Eric, blimps, and outline of a movie Jeremy wrote based on podcast discussion from very early on, open butt gowns and how we’d deal with a boner during a medical exam, the actor who played the father on ALF, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/42357680

Episode 671 - Regular Hands Bill 08/05/2026

Episode 671 - Regular Hands Bill In which we discuss summer reading books, Johnny Tremaine, the funniest movies according to Eric’s daughters, Ted’s work issue, pee play, Eric’s girlfriend's cabin, Ted’s son not getting along with Ted’s girlfriend’s kids, swearing around our parents, The Odyssey, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/42304270

Episode 670 - This Guy is the Tits! 07/29/2026

Episode 670 - This Guy is the Tits! In which we discuss a weird interaction at work, Jeremy’s feeling about work in general, Jeremy’s Vermont vacation, watching movies not intended for us when we were kids, wildfires in Minnesota, drawing pornography, a spider hunt, skin picking and rashes, Toy Story 5, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/42207835

Episode 669 - Garlic Cum 07/22/2026

Episode 669 - Garlic Cum In which we discuss Jeremy getting back into old Lego sets, work stuff, the World Cup, old guys being unable to live without a wife, billiards, the club houses in Eric’s neighborhood growing up, turning into an old piece of shit, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41913180

Episode 668 - I'm a Paul Giamatti Guy 07/15/2026

Episode 668 - I'm a Paul Giamatti Guy In which we discuss which celebrities would want to put stuff in our butts, terrible innate skills to have, X-Men naming conventions, Eric losing power in real time and his families quest for flash lights, Independence Day, appliance failure at Jeremy’s house, bees in Eric’s basement, turning into a grumpy old man, and more. Special Guest: Eric’s whole family Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41682150

Episode 667 - Poop and Orgasm 07/08/2026

Episode 667 - Poop and Orgasm In which we discuss Eric going through old photos and old memories, YTroK, the pages we wrote on the typewriter in our Florence apartment, Eric’s upcoming colonoscopy, age differences in relationships, being and adult but not feeling like an adult, AI usage at work, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41662480

Episode 666 - Devil Shit 07/01/2026

Episode 666 - Devil Shit In which we discuss our kids graduating middle school, work emails, how we feel about AI, Tom Segura, what our parents would be like on pot, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41661990

Episode 665 - Toot Toot Motherfucker 06/24/2026

Episode 665 - Toot Toot Motherfucker In which we discuss Star Wars, throwing people over railings, try and come up with the male equivalent of douche-bag, a sequel to the movie Tag, time girl’s boyfriends felt threatened by us, the musical Cats, other musicals we’ve seen, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41661980

Episode 664 - Never Tell Anyone How you Feel Ever 06/15/2026

Episode 664 - Never Tell Anyone How you Feel Ever In which we discuss a dream Jeremy had about Charles Grodin, Eric coaching soccer, swearing, rhinos, time travel presidents, Hamilton, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41661950

Episode 663 - That Kid is Too Fucking Tall 05/28/2026

Episode 663 - That Kid is Too Fucking Tall In which we discuss accents, dating, Eric’s upcoming social schedule, Jeremy is stressed out, our president’s hissy fit over not getting his ballroom, AI, learning how to communicate needs in relationships, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41459065

Episode 662 - I Have Just Pissed in my Pants and Nobody Can do Anything About It 04/29/2026

Episode 662 - I Have Just Pissed in my Pants and Nobody Can do Anything About It In which we discuss politics, Eric’s girlfriend, Dances with Wolves, Jeremy’s marijuana journey, moments that restore our faith in humanity, the last time we were drunk, doctors, what we think our kids will be like as teenagers, and more. Special Guest: Eric’s Mom Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/41020965

Episode 661 - Desk Nonsense 04/22/2026

Episode 661 - Desk Nonsense In which we discuss being at your best when you meet women, Werthers, how attractive we think our balls are, summer plans, work projects, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40901265

Episode 660 - Carnys are Horny 04/15/2026

Episode 660 - Carnys are Horny In which we discuss breakfast cereals, musicals with special guest Orit, art books Jeremy is reading, the superhero Firestorm, Rob Liefeld, Todd McFarlane, and more Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40806340

Episode 659 - Soft Weeping: The Podcast 04/09/2026

Episode 659 - Soft Weeping: The Podcast In which we discuss Eric’s date, Tede interviewing job candidates, Eric’s spring break plans, celebrities with three nipples, our religious upbringing, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40780330

Episode 658 - RuPaul, Prince, Lando 04/02/2026

Episode 658 - RuPaul, Prince, Lando In which we discuss people who are their own gender, why we wouldn’t be cancelled, if we think we’re funny, the zoo paradox, Eric being sexually assaulted when he was a waiter, a dog semen confidence builder, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40717770

Episode 657 - Dusty Johnny's Peanuts 03/05/2026

Episode 657 - Dusty Johnny's Peanuts In which we discuss names of places, our architecture thesis, architecture practice, what we think we look like masturbating vs the reality, chatty people, paying bills, the Olympics, rank the best berries, if tickling is as close a male can come to feeling a female orgasm, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40334195

Episode 656 - Woods Hooker 02/24/2026

Episode 656 - Woods Hooker In which Eric is walking around and we discuss buttons, penis afflictions, an animated series of Eric’s high school life, the news, the puppy party at Eric’s work, people at work, Eric’s new sleeping strategy, astrological signs, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40214255

Episode 655 - Prostitution Restaurant 02/18/2026

Episode 655 - Prostitution Restaurant In which Ted is back!, and we discuss strippers, prostitutes, our time in Europe, a very drunken story from when we were in Germany, Lisa Frank, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40080020

Episode 654 - It Can Still Suck 02/11/2026

Episode 654 - It Can Still Suck In which discuss we discuss a house Eric used to live across from where Miss Nude Universe and the Strongest Man Alive lived, ICE pieces of shit in Minnesota, the piece of shit in the White House, dealing with people at work, a bunch of shit that happened to Jeremy in the last month, Eric’s appreciation of sci-fi/fantasy lore videos, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/40074995

Episode 653 - We Need that Fucking Idiot Back 01/23/2026

Episode 653 - We Need that Fucking Idiot Back In which we discuss washing your butthole, the wide variety of things we need to do at work, our holiday breaks, New Years, Jeremy seeing someone he went to high school with, how Americans understand the world, Eric’s trip to the dermatologist, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39848505

Episode 652 - Here's Hoping 12/24/2025

Episode 652 - Here's Hoping In which we discuss it not being Chanukkah yet, setting up a business to rent an Italian Mom for middle aged men, Jeremy’s son’s Winter Concert, an entitled child at a dance competition, Christmas shopping, Jeremy’s work holiday party, Eric’s dating future, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39404545

Holiday Spectacular 12/19/2025

Holiday Spectacular In which we represent our Holiday Special, which originally aired in 2019. Happy Holidays!! In which our Announcer presents a brand new Holiday Spectacular, featuring songs, skits, stories, and more. Music by U.S. Army Blues, Dee Yan-Key, Tusk Lord, Wooden Shjips licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39403280

Episode 651 - You and Your C4 12/17/2025

Episode 651 - You and Your C4 Episode 651 - You and Your C4 In which we discuss our Thanksgivings, explosives, kolache, and develop units of measurement for horniness, divorced men, anger, and more. Special Guest: Eric’s Mom adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39387360

Episode 650 - Podcast is an Emotion 12/12/2025

Episode 650 - Podcast is an Emotion In which we discuss how our weeks are going, Russian media, some heavy darkness, the need for more slides and ropes, time travel shenanigans, and more. Content Warning: Mentions suicide Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39382960

Episode 649 - I'm Very Happily Married 12/04/2025

Episode 649 - I'm Very Happily Married In which we discuss Eric being inspired by a woman at work, looking for inspiration out in the world, Jeremy running a Spartan Race, Jeremy’s son having his own intee=rests, retirement, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39263920

Episode 648 - Beaver Moon 11/26/2025

Episode 648 - Beaver Moon In which we discuss root flavored beverages, Eric’s weed usage, Jeremy’s cooking, Eric’s solo camping trip, whether we can feel happiness, Eric being asked for advice, Halloween, Thanksgiving plans, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39179080

Episode 647 - Brock and the Engineers 11/12/2025

Episode 647 - Brock and the Engineers In which we discuss Eric’s rough day, Halloween plans, manly stuff, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/39003395

Episode 646 - Two in the Nuts, One in the Butt 11/05/2025

Episode 646 - Two in the Nuts, One in the Butt In which we discuss Jeremy’s son going to camp for a week, the Shredder, beating up teenagers, the number of friends we have now, friends we had when we were kids, parties or parents had when we were kids, a flood in Jeremy’s basement, work events outside of work, dental dams, and more. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/38903045

Episode 645 - Bush Diving 10/22/2025

Episode 645 - Bush Diving In which we discuss boxer shorts, Jeremy’s senses, hearing tests in school, grade and high school teachers, drama with Eric’s daughter’s Homecoming, Jeremy standing in line to buy Pokemon cards for his son, bad kid stuff Eric did, mongers, podcasts we like, and then Eric falls asleep. Contact us at; adventuresinirrationality.com Music by U.S. Army Blues, licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 license. /episode/index/show/adventuresinirrationality/id/38528645

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