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Fart Science
05/24/2025
Fart Science
This week, we dive back into the mailbag for more debauchery and absurdity. This one goes all over the map from talk about movies and fast food restaurants to discussing some awkward emails I've recently received and the science behind last week's "Inherited Fart" scenario. Something for everyone and no one all at once. Thanks for listening! WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW. SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Mailbag MAYnia
05/17/2025
Mailbag MAYnia
This week, I'm turning over the reigns to AFC nation to discuss whatever is on your mind for our May mailbag episode. As you could probably imagine, the results are just as vulgar and depraved as you would expect. We have listener submissions about Andor hate, dirty talk peeves, and toilet recommendations. Plus a follow up to two weeks ago regarding an awkward bathroom encounter and a voicemail from an old friend who has a request for the album challenge. All this and much much more WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW. SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Panic Attacks In Peanut Heaven
05/09/2025
Panic Attacks In Peanut Heaven
I went to three shows this week, and I'm excited to tell you all about them. After we dive into the Anonymous Box for some quick hits, I break down my week of concerts and awkwardness. This week, my mother and I meet a fascinating lunatic, I ride the subway for the first time, and fear overtakes me at a rock concert. All this and much much more! Thanks for listening! WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW. SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Toilet Talk
05/03/2025
Toilet Talk
A bit of an accidental theme this week. I was on a bit of a time crunch when recording so after I hit some quick Podcast and other media recommendations, we dive into two WYR that both deal with a similar topic and require a lot of analysis and unpacking. Plus my submission for the album challenge this week and more stories and rants. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Peeves, Peeps, and Problems Peeing
04/27/2025
Peeves, Peeps, and Problems Peeing
This week, I eat too much easter candy, I worry if my bladder is still working correctly, and I am unable to verify that I am myself. Plus lots of talk about shows I'm currently watching and rants about things that are currently irritating me which is just about everything. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Anger Gasm
04/12/2025
Anger Gasm
I've experienced a lot of frustration and rage this week at work, in my car, and everywhere in between. This week I talk about my struggles with my temper and the ways I attempt to correct it. I hope you enjoy my personal therapy session. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Twizzler Dick
04/05/2025
Twizzler Dick
This week YOU dictate the topics cause I'm cleaning out the mailbag and talking about what's on YOUR mind. Topics include: Concert and music talk, the grooming habits of one listener, I finally see a movie I've avoided my entire life, and some more WYR's with impossible choices. Plus more voicemails and text messages from AFC Nation and much much more. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Awkward Sunday
03/29/2025
Awkward Sunday
Disclaimer: I am very overworked and sleep deprived so I lose my train of thought and take many detours during this story. It all comes back together at the end, but truthfully, my brain is fried and I'm exhausted. Sorry for the many pauses and forgetting my place. This week, I break format a little bit to tell you one story with many side rants and tangents. This was one of the most awkward experiences of my life. I still cringe when I think about it. I hope you enjoy hearing about it. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Death, Drugs, and Music
03/14/2025
Death, Drugs, and Music
This week, I'm freshly home from my grandmother's funeral to talk to you about my post funeral thoughts, play more misheard lyrics and share some voicemails from listeners. I also discuss my thoughts on this week's album challenge, very powerful edibles and ask you to help me pick a new football team to cheer for. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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The Nacho Problem
03/08/2025
The Nacho Problem
This week we take a break from the voicemails and anonymous box for an on the road episode. Death, dancing at prom, and the false nature of nachos are just some of the things on my mind this week as I talk through my emotions and tumble down rabbit holes of tangents. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Honky Tonk Twisters
02/15/2025
Honky Tonk Twisters
This week, I get shamed for my Super Bowl pick, more descriptions of the show from listeners and I discuss my morning radio listening habits. We also have some amazing voicemails from AFC nation reviewing movies, and revealing misheard song meanings. Plus more discussion of the year long Album Challenge including the announcement of the next album we'll be reviewing in two weeks. All this and much much more. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Delmont In The Dark
02/08/2025
Delmont In The Dark
This week, AFC nation tries to summarize this show for newbies, I give out some more television recommendations, and I get trapped in a blackout while on a very strong edible. Plus more misheard lyrics, two new album reviews for the Album Challenge and some Would You Rathers and F, Marry, Kills which leads to many stories and rants. A super sized action packed episode for your earholes! Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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The Olive Garden Of Podcasts
02/01/2025
The Olive Garden Of Podcasts
Back in business after some technical difficulties the past few weeks. We have some voicemails from AFC nation, talk of smoking meats, the coldest I've ever been and a whole ton of Would You Rathers. Plus a lot more questions and topics from the anonymous box and submissions from the ongoing homework assignments. All this and much much more! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Working Class Crimefighter
01/11/2025
Working Class Crimefighter
This week I tell some bad jokes, talk about my history with Chumbawamba, and discuss why I love pro wrestling so much. Then I give my podcast origin story including reading and breaking down a rant that I wrote almost twenty years ago about a person that I have zero recollection of. Plus more from the anonymous box and my submissions to the ongoing album listening homework assignment. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Corndog In The NIght
01/04/2025
Corndog In The NIght
New year. Same shit show of a podcast. This week we are cleaning out the Anonymous Box with a hodgepodge of topics and insanity. We discuss a plethora of misheard lyrics, a man who loves dogs maybe a bit too much, and a traffic related F, Marry, Kill. Plus the announcement of a brand new year long homework assignment submitted by a listener! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with. As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts.
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Jingle Juice
12/24/2024
Jingle Juice
Happy Holidays you filthy animals! It's Christmas Eve and I'm day drinking and podcasting just the way Santa intended. This may be the last episode of the year. It may not be. Who could ever know? This week, I give my review of Monticello Lights, I run myself over with my own car, and another man shaves my balls. Could you possibly get any more holiday season than this episode? Absolutely! Also some listeners weigh in on the new Superman trailer, the correct manners for the bathroom and much much more. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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A Fireside Christmas
12/07/2024
A Fireside Christmas
Stop the presses! An AFC Christmas episode? Have I finally embraced my inner Christmas spirit? Has my move to a new place finally killed the Scrooge inside of me? OF COURSE NOT. Don't be ridiculous. This week I discuss some Christmas themed topics like my hypocrisy towards the season, the perfect gift for a loved one and a Christmas song with misheard lyrics. Also I cut ties with Gladys, a listener shares their very unique "gift", and I tell you about someone I'm currently obsessed with but you may be surprised for the reason behind it. All this plus more misheard lyrics and some great submissions to the anonymous box covering all sorts of topics. The show schedule will be sporadic the rest of the year due to my work schedule, but I'll post when I can and then hopefully get back to regularly scheduled programming in the new year. Hope you all safely make it through the holidays if I don't talk to you before then and I'll see you back here in 2025. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Adventures In Moving
11/30/2024
Adventures In Moving
WE ARE BACK!!! Think of this episode as a season finale or season premier depending on your viewpoint. I don't know what mischief and adventures this new environment will bring, but in the meantime, I'll tie up some loose ends regarding the characters you've come to know over the last four years. This week, I share with you the adventures and mishaps of my recent move including a farewell to Gladys, a damaged U-Haul, and two very frightened movers. Plus a follow up on the last show we did, an unhinged rant from a listener about the movie Wicked and much much more. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Misheard Lyrics, Poop Talk and Gay Stuff
11/02/2024
Misheard Lyrics, Poop Talk and Gay Stuff
This episode has something for everyone! Lots of misheard song lyrics, we revisit with our old friend Howard and his printing press, and I discuss my life long obsession with poop. Then a listener follows up on last weeks topics with a question about whether or not I've ever considered experimenting with the same sex. Some tangents and anecdotes leads me to the answer. This week we are sifting through the Anonymous Box and talking about a wide range of subjects including more misheard song lyrics, lots of talk about poop and looking at it Shows will be sporadic for the next month or so, but keep those submissions coming into the anonymous box! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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The Karen That Lives Inside Of Me
10/25/2024
The Karen That Lives Inside Of Me
We are back this week and we have ALOT to discuss. Topics include: I discuss the ups and downs of beginning to move to my new place and the joys of packing. I discuss the beginning of my Botox journey including needles in my eyelids The return of everyone's favorite segment all about pooping. We got a double dose of misheard song lyrics including one from a current viral sensation. I cover some movies I've seen since the last episode including one listener's take on the new Beetlejuice and nostalgia in general. More adventures on dating apps as I get catfished, attract the attention of the wrong sex repeatedly, and question my feelings after I don't read someone's profile completely. I have a fiasco of a time contacting my internet company which leaves me so frustrated and angry that I bring out of a side of me that I am very ashamed of. All of this plus so much more. It's been a busy few weeks and I appreciate all the love and support. Shows will be sporadic for the next month or so, but keep those submissions coming into the anonymous box! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Grandma Fetish
10/11/2024
Grandma Fetish
I had to scramble to squeeze an episode in this week cause I needed to vent to strangers in audio form. This week, I tell you about my nightmare apartment hunting experiences, my nightmare experiences back on dating apps and Gladys makes me feel very uncomfortable...again. Plus thoughts on Joker 2 (no spoilers), and I contemplate beating up an elderly man in the parking lot of Walmart. All this and much much more PLEASE KEEP THOSE HOMEWORK SUBMISSIONS COMING! WHEN LIFE CALMS DOWN A LITTLE BIT, WE WILL GET BACK TO REGULAR FORMAT. APPRECIATE YOU ALL! Thank you for your support of myself and the show. I appreciate you all more than you know. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Gladys The Great
10/04/2024
Gladys The Great
This week, I make a decision about my personal life, I immediately regret, and my landlord makes a decision that I also immediately regret. Along the way, help and support comes from a familiar AFC character. After I work through both these less than stellar situations, I turn the podcast over to a listener who sends in a voice memo dissecting a hit song from the 90's like only he can. I promise you will never think of the word "ironic" the same way again. It's a bit of a dark time over here at AFC studios, but you can't have the sun without the clouds. The sun will shine again and in the meantime we will all keep healing and podcasting of course. Thank you for your support of myself and the show. I appreciate you all more than you know. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Complexeties
09/28/2024
Complexeties
I couldn't sleep this morning so, before I went to work, I decided to sort through all the thoughts on my mind and discuss a few Anonymous Box topics as well. I'm exhausted and am now going to sleep for as long as Oats will allow me before she demands food again. Thank you to everyone for the support of myself and the show. I love you all. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Ready To Cage
09/21/2024
Ready To Cage
Thank you to everyone who continues to listen and support the show. There are no words to express how much you all mean to me. This week, I apologize for and explain last weeks episode. I work through my very raw feelings regarding the recent death of my grandfather before getting back into regularly scheduled programming. As we get back into regular AFC business, I discuss kitchen utensils as sex toys, my lack of luck in fantasy football and I work through my feelings on the Hawk Tuah girl. Plus some podcast and television recommendations and a brand new homework assignment which is listed in the show notes at the bottom. Thanks for listening! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.
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Accepting The Truth
09/07/2024
Accepting The Truth
This week I fight through a cold to tell you about a week that included taking too much vitamin C and having an argument with my coworker that left me feeling like I should have regrets but, surprisingly, I have none. Along the way, we get perspectives from a Snot Rocketer, and a NYC cab driver, plus a listener paints an extremely vivid image of a Hollywood actress in her private life. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret? If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! Thanks for listening!
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Farmers Only
08/31/2024
Farmers Only
This week, I'm driving and ranting as I try to work through my post vacation funk. I remember the time I tried an in person dating service, reminisce about the days of physical media and I discuss the arrogance of farmers. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret? If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!
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Perfect Irony
08/17/2024
Perfect Irony
This week we are back to regular format with a jam packed episode. I review a comedy special that made me more sad than happy and reflect on my changing tastes over the years A listener shares their regret of not speaking up to a stranger which reminds me of a story of my own Everyone's new favorite segment #shitting is back I give my take on adults who blow snot rockets including constructing a description of what this person may look and sound like I tell you an incredibly surprising and crazy thing I discovered about my neighbor that seems too ironic to be true. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret? If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!
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Return To The City Of Oceans
08/11/2024
Return To The City Of Oceans
I went on vacation to Ocean City Md and had a wonderful time. This is an audio recap of my time there. Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret? If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!
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For The Marks
07/27/2024
For The Marks
This week, I fake laugh too hard and it has messy consequences What kind of lube is best? A listener has some very strong feelings on The Acolyte and Star Wars in general. Surprising dildo facts A listener and I struggle with our feelings about Deadpool and Wolverine A listener shares their regrets or lack thereof All this and much much more. No show next week. Talk to you in 2 weeks. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret? If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!
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The Horny Heist
07/20/2024
The Horny Heist
This week, we briefly dip into the mailbag for another edition of everyone's newest favorite segment about pooping. Then we spend the rest of the episode on one question. "What is the horniest thing that you've ever done?" Well as it turns out I have not one, not two...but three stories that qualify. One of which I've never spoken out loud in my 43 years on this earth. This was a fun one to record and we will resume normal format next week. Get your questions and comments into the anonymous box and let your voice be heard! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret? If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!
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