Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Podcast

Call of Cthulhu comedy-horror podcast riding through the American Old West. Saddle up as we turn femurs into mist and canteens into grenades. Tombstone meets The Thing meets The Adventure Zone. We play a tabletop RPG but you don't need to know the rules at all to saddle up and laugh along with us. Thank you and good luck out there.

Ep. 11: Y'all of Cthulhu - Dying Light 11/17/2020

Ep. 11: Y'all of Cthulhu - Dying Light Join our investigators as they leave Las Cruces to finally head toward Olvido once again. They'll have to get past a rock... and a tree. Will our fearless posse be up to the task? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16842617

Ep. 3: Mister Corbitt - Cradle to Grave 11/10/2020

Ep. 3: Mister Corbitt - Cradle to Grave On this special episode of Ain’t Slayed Nobody: our ghost-hunters’ investigation of the Corbitt House hurtles towards its terrifying conclusion as the four investigators discover the truth of what Mr. Corbitt was working on in his secret lab. What madness lies in store for Lucky, Kermit, Moose, and Eddie? Do they ever bust any ghosts? Will they escape without setting anything on fire? And that’s definitely a baby crying in the basement, right? Right??? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16751624

Ep. 2: Mister Corbitt - Fear and Loathing 11/03/2020

Ep. 2: Mister Corbitt - Fear and Loathing On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our team of ghost hunters continue their exploration of the mysterious Corbitt house after their grisly discovery in the garden. They quickly discover that what's inside the house may be far worse than what they encountered outside it, but even those horrors can't compare to Boston highway traffic. Will Eddie ever make it back to rejoin the party, or is he doomed to sit in his car while everyone else goes mad? Does the ghost-busting equipment actually work? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16663736

Ep. 1: Mister Corbitt - Grounds for Concern 10/27/2020

Ep. 1: Mister Corbitt - Grounds for Concern On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: Lucky Davenport and her team of ghost hunters tackle a mansion of madness as they investigate the strange goings-on at the home of Mr. Corbitt. The party may not be afraid of no ghosts, but the cosmic horrors awaiting them may be more than even they can handle. What secrets lie buried in this quiet Boston suburb? What is the reclusive Mister Corbitt hiding? And most importantly, who's going to die first? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16562306

Ep. 10: Y'all of Cthulhu - Down Darker Trials 10/13/2020

Ep. 10: Y'all of Cthulhu - Down Darker Trials This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: the posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16381079

Ep. 3: UNLAND - Last Admission 10/06/2020

Ep. 3: UNLAND - Last Admission In this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. The truth will come out. One way or another. With Scott Dorward as Keeper and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16272605

Ep. 2: UNLAND - Emergency Exit 10/06/2020

Ep. 2: UNLAND - Emergency Exit On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16272551

Ep. 1: UNLAND - Theme Parkour 09/22/2020

Ep. 1: UNLAND - Theme Parkour On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/16111082

Ep. 9: Y'all of Cthulhu - House Call 09/08/2020

Ep. 9: Y'all of Cthulhu - House Call This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/15932204

Ep. 8: Y'all of Cthulhu - Bed, Bath, and Beyond 08/11/2020

Ep. 8: Y'all of Cthulhu - Bed, Bath, and Beyond This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: the party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? Only time will tell, Down Darker Trails. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/15567038

Ep. 7: Y'all of Cthulhu - Mountain Lion 07/14/2020

Ep. 7: Y'all of Cthulhu - Mountain Lion This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/15205535

Ep. 3: Fairyland - Into the Madness 07/12/2020

Ep. 3: Fairyland - Into the Madness On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: the night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/15381674

Ep. 2: Fairyland - Into the Town 07/07/2020

Ep. 2: Fairyland - Into the Town On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody, Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/15115424

Ep. 1: Fairyland - Into the Woods 06/23/2020

Ep. 1: Fairyland - Into the Woods On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/14933462

Ep. 6: Y'all of Cthulhu - Run of Luck 06/09/2020

Ep. 6: Y'all of Cthulhu - Run of Luck Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? And will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/14753009

Ep. 5: Y'all of Cthulhu - Six Underground 05/12/2020

Ep. 5: Y'all of Cthulhu - Six Underground Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? And what is Ellie's situation? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/14383736

Ep. 4: Y'all of Cthulhu - Rolling in the Deep 04/14/2020

Ep. 4: Y'all of Cthulhu - Rolling in the Deep The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/13980059

Ep. 3: Y'all of Cthulhu - What Dreams May Call 03/10/2020

Ep. 3: Y'all of Cthulhu - What Dreams May Call It’s time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/13483361

Ep. 2: Y'all of Cthulhu - Burning Man 02/11/2020

Ep. 2: Y'all of Cthulhu - Burning Man Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure and a cabin in the woods. What Lovecraftian horror will the party uncover as they continue their ride towards Olvido? And will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to our investigators? /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/13105007

Ep. 1: Y'all of Cthulhu - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge 01/14/2020

Ep. 1: Y'all of Cthulhu - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does the ragtag posse know of the cosmic Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/12729215

Ep. 0: Y'all of Cthulhu - Meet the Investigators 01/12/2020

Ep. 0: Y'all of Cthulhu - Meet the Investigators Howdy pardner, and welcome to Ain’t Slayed Nobody, a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast in an Old West setting. In this introductory episode, meet our party of investigators. Saddle up there and take a ride Down Darker Trails as we shoot and holler our way out of any situation the Keeper can throw at us. Cosmic horror and humor await in this twisted H.P. Lovecraft style Western. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/13061816

Trailer for Ain't Slayed Nobody TTRPG - Season 1 Y'all of Cthulhu 01/10/2020

Trailer for Ain't Slayed Nobody TTRPG - Season 1 Y'all of Cthulhu A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. H.P. Lovecraft meets Tombstone. /episode/index/show/aintslayed/id/12694493

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