All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets
Listen in while Sam Noorani and Omar Gonzalez share their regrets such as Omar's 20s which were nothing but bad jobs, unique relationships, and cultural identity issues, Sam's trying her best not to be a horrible person, unsuccessfully, and they have very good friends on the pod. They don't judge ... or at least, we hope not. ... dang it. Episodes release every Tuesday and Thursday.
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Best of - EP 32 The Day Covid Came To For Da Booty
05/17/2022
Best of - EP 32 The Day Covid Came To For Da Booty
Omar and Sam are having issues related to COVID (we're fine) so they haven't been able to schedule think up this week. In honor of this cluster, our hosts look back at the beginning of the world's biggest cluster, the day COVID hit. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 78 - This Indian Beaver Parties at Lollapalooza
05/10/2022
EP 78 - This Indian Beaver Parties at Lollapalooza
This week, Sam's turn to talk about sneaking stuff into a music festival. She gets caught. She's currently serving a lifetime sentence in prison, also called marriage (Omar: "Boom! What A Zinger! Got'em!"). We also talk about the Austin bombing, putting your hot dog in popcorn at the movies, and do beavers build dams with human parts. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 77 - Welcome To SmuggleMania
05/06/2022
EP 77 - Welcome To SmuggleMania
In this week's episode, Omar and Sam continue their edible talk. Omar changes the conversation to sneaking in edibles to WrestleMania. He experiences a regret of throwing away his edibles on the first night but vows to make up for it the second night until he runs into his smuggling archnemesis ... Drug-Sniffing Dogs. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - Don't Amber Heard Me! You Should Amber Listen to Me!
05/03/2022
Leftovers - Don't Amber Heard Me! You Should Amber Listen to Me!
This week's leftovers episode includes Omar (certified p***y abstainer) giving Sam (weed abuser extraordinaire) some edibles before recoding. Sam explains that she was not expecting it to hit so hard. Then, our hosts talk a bit about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, when is the best time to die, and how the Wild West was only about 100 years ago. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that makes people feel instead (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 76 - Nostalgic Childhood Fears
04/28/2022
EP 76 - Nostalgic Childhood Fears
This week's full episode deals with actions and nonactions regarding childhood fears. Omar talks about sleeping with a demon in the form of a Selina cardboard cut-out. Then Sam reveals how she angers a puddy-faced couch and makes the mistake of getting her family to show a non-angry emotion. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - Stop Side Tracking, OMAR!!! That Is Not The Point!
04/25/2022
Leftovers - Stop Side Tracking, OMAR!!! That Is Not The Point!
Omar and Sam do an in-person episode but that doesn't prevent them from going off the rails. To be fair, they were never on in the first place. Later our hosts talk about the new Elvis trailer and get stuck on his daughter's name. A new episode comes out Thursday! -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - You Can Joke But Not When Your Angry
04/09/2022
Leftovers - You Can Joke But Not When Your Angry
Welcome to a special edition leftovers episode AKA Omar forgot to upload on Thursday edition. In this week's leftovers, Omar gets contacted by a blacklisted comic so he can put a good wood which lead to him and Sam discussing the Tony Hinchcliffe-Peng Dang controversy about whether if race-based jokes are cool or racist. They try to be serious lol. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – allregertspod Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: _urmomsmom_ Instagram: _urmomsmom_ See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez Instagram: omarallengonzalez
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EP 75 - The Ghost of Meow
04/06/2022
EP 75 - The Ghost of Meow
edit: So this episode was supposed to post yesterday, but tech issues. But today, it was submitted as text instead of an actual episode, but brain issues. Our (Sam's) bad. Enjoy! This one is a heart string puller, folks. Stop reading this description and just hit play.
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Leftovers - My Big Fat Pakistani Wedding
03/31/2022
Leftovers - My Big Fat Pakistani Wedding
This week's leftovers include a breakdown of a joke from the previous episode. Then your hosts reflect on their experiences at Sam Noorani's wedding including all the issues including the planning, modeling for relatives, and her disappointment that the second wave of covid didn't cancel her wedding. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 74 - No, Riley Reid! You Can't Be My N***a
03/29/2022
EP 74 - No, Riley Reid! You Can't Be My N***a
We admit, All Regerts can get wild but we are very cautious about using words that can be used to cancel our hosts which is why we bleeped Omar, despite him claiming to be Puerto Rican when all he was doing was reciting what Riley Reid said regarding her justified use of the N-word. Sam is skeptical during Omar's question of whether he can still enjoy Ms. Reid's adult films. Then they make stupid noises while Sam, verified C-word according to Omar, C-blocks Omar again. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy in El Paso. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Best of - EP 53 - Fart Regret
03/17/2022
Best of - EP 53 - Fart Regret
Sam and Omar's schedule didn't line up to record this week because Omar is doing extra night work to pay off his WrestleMania tickets and possibly the IRS. He chose to go wrestling then play his fair share! Tax the rich! In the mean time here's an classic fart episode. New episode Tuesday if you don't put that in your butt. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – allregertspod Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: _urmomsmom_ Instagram: _urmomsmom_ See Sam’s upcoming shows if she is in your area Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: TheOmarGonzalez Instagram: omarallengonzalez
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EP 73 - At Home Covid Pregnancy Test
03/15/2022
EP 73 - At Home Covid Pregnancy Test
In this week's All Regerts episode, Omar explains the process of taking an at-home covid test every time he goes on a date (thank you my true President Trump) so he figures that he can start doing stand-up again. Sam is happy then the convo goes off the rails to another set of tracks made from the child labor of stupidity. Let's ride to hell, you sinners! -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - Super Bowl of Super Markets
03/10/2022
Leftovers - Super Bowl of Super Markets
Omar and Sam give their review of the most uncomfortable Super Blow Halftime show on this week's leftovers. Then our hosts discuss who the number one artist is and fame is much harder to gain and keep. Finally, they discuss making racist supermarkets great again. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 72 - How to catch a whale
03/08/2022
EP 72 - How to catch a whale
Omar just doesn't get The Tinder Swindler on this week's All Regerts episode. Sam explains that all relationships have a hope that it will work out. This leads Omar to explain, to anyone who is willing to listen, how to catch a whale aka how to be a future Mrs. Bazos. He normally charges $399.99 for this information but is giving it away for FREE. Listen now!!! -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 71 - Look at me. I am the captain now, meow.
03/03/2022
EP 71 - Look at me. I am the captain now, meow.
In this week's episode, Sam's home is infested with stray cats, possums, and a husband. Then the hosts talk about Omar's doubts about his new relationship which leads Sam to go full tinfoil hat on airplanes not getting cellphone reception and she yells at Omar because Omar knows why. Women can use computers, Omar!!! -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - No One Wants to Fill Out Your Bracket, 9/11
03/01/2022
Leftovers - No One Wants to Fill Out Your Bracket, 9/11
Bare witness to Omar's greatest theory about how we don't remember stupid holidays because we are not in the office anymore. Remember The Alamo?! You don't! You even forgot about 9/11!!! Then the conversation breaks down to more ignorance — a full unedited (probably edited) episode on Thursday. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 70 - Pigeon Girl Go Coo Coo and Flew the Koo Koo
02/24/2022
EP 70 - Pigeon Girl Go Coo Coo and Flew the Koo Koo
In this week's episode the thing we all saw coming finally happened. Pigeon Lady and Omar didn't work out. Shocked? We're not but it was worse because it was a ghosting. Sam and Omar discuss the process like the ritual of breaking up, the details of trying to maintain a relationship, and other stuff. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - College Scams and Let Me Eat That Cookie Papa Rogan
02/22/2022
Leftovers - College Scams and Let Me Eat That Cookie Papa Rogan
Omar and Sam just shoot the shoot about various topics like college scams and other stuff completely unrelated to anything. The full episode on Thrusday. Can you guess this week's regert? -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - Jackass and Other Porn Parodies
02/17/2022
Leftovers - Jackass and Other Porn Parodies
On this week's leftovers, Omar saw the new Jackass movie. Sam gets bummed out that she didn't get the Indian Pakistani representation of a nostalgic movie involving a movie about ball trauma and concussions. Other topics are covered like chuckle f***ers, territories of the US, and Omar tries (and fails horribly) to romanticize a porn genre. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 69 (nice) - Cosmos + Sushi + Tejano = Bad Date
02/16/2022
EP 69 (nice) - Cosmos + Sushi + Tejano = Bad Date
Happy Belated Valentine's Day! Sam and her husband start the podcast with car troubles which lead to our hosts talking about some of the bad dates, drinking while on bad dates, and Omar's secret crush on Eastern European packages. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - My Name is COV! C to the OV
02/11/2022
Leftovers - My Name is COV! C to the OV
This week's leftovers features an update on Sam and Omar's feelings about the Omarcron (it's sexier spelled this way. Go with it). They discuss Bari Weiss on Bill Maher talking about how liberals are over the pandemic, Omar craps on Joe Rogan's opinion of voter fraud, and the crew discuss favorite inside jokes with their best comic friends. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 68 - Regrets and Consequences
02/08/2022
EP 68 - Regrets and Consequences
Omar asks Sam right away to complain about the girl he is seeing because a pigeon flew right into her window like it was fighting in WWII. This leads to a discussion about a time Omar's drinking buddy took a man shot which is a mat shot while squirting lemon juice in his eye waiting to be tased by the cops. Good times. Enjoy! -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - The Noorani Drain
02/03/2022
Leftovers - The Noorani Drain
This week's leftovers features Sam and Omar talking about how landlords are horrible at repairs like plumbing which leads to a discussion about the orgin ancient woman pleasureing technique of "The Noorani Drain" -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 67 - Dogface Eyepatch
02/01/2022
EP 67 - Dogface Eyepatch
This week, Sam and Omar look at a double-double regerts from TX Rep. Dan Crenshaw aka Eyepatch where he shouted down at a 10 year old ("I've been there, man" - Sam) and him admiting on a podcast that how are politicians are supposted to better themselves in Congress if they don't insider trade? "Allegedly." ("Well, how the hell are they!?" - Omar as he yells at a 10 year old girl). -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - Farts in Jars, Love is Lame, and Twitter Bits
01/27/2022
Leftovers - Farts in Jars, Love is Lame, and Twitter Bits
In this week's leftovers, Omar had already hit his goth love phase using phrases like "love is lame." Sam and Omar then talk about cute twitter bits, getting coffee in New York, and the lady who sold farts in a jar. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 66 - Love found Omar
01/25/2022
EP 66 - Love found Omar
This week's episode, Omar talks to Sam about this girl that wants to have a relationship with him. For real! Expect more regrets on this topic in future episodes. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Leftovers - Best of & New Content
01/20/2022
Leftovers - Best of & New Content
Best of episode where Omar's buddy got a Holiday DUI (Leftovers 3) with his yet to be caught friend Sam Noorani and drinking buddy Sam Samual. But first, Omat and Sam talk about the hot girl burden (unreleased content). T The audio was kinda wonky but we think we made it work. All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we’ve done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it’s just us two of us while sharing what we’ve learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him back home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani’s links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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EP 65 - 23 and Me Too
01/18/2022
EP 65 - 23 and Me Too
We are back from hyatious (this is how Omar chose to spell "hiatus." We told him to change it, but he just said, "I'm a CPA! B**w me!) In this episode, Omar tells Sam that if he were to return to Austin, he's just going to say he got Me Too'ed. Then Sam shares her 23 and Me results with Omar, who makes inappropriate jokes. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA, and Sam Noorani talk frankly about dumb actions we've done and said that make people feel rather (or super) lousy than make fun of them. We also take outside regrets found all over the news, forums and make fun of them. Sometimes we have guests, or it's just us two of us while sharing what we've learned from our regrets. Or like make fun of them. Whatevs. Live your life, man. Sam Noorani is a comic and writer based out of Austin, TX. She had written, and performed comedy in various locations, leaning towards the weird and ridiculous who performs in various Austin-based theatres. Omar Gonzalez, CPA, is working at a private non-profit entity. He resides in his adopted hometown of El Paso. Not El Paso, TX, because we are our own unique culture. Omar performed stand-up comedy in Austin for two years until the pandemic sent him home to care for his immediate family. Omar is setting up his private CPA practice and planning a return to stand-up comedy. We will provide more info at a later date. – Sam Noorani's links: Twitter: Instagram: Mario Kart Tour ID: 636768394365 Omar Gonzalez, CPA’s Links: Twitter: Instagram:
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Brakey brake times
04/29/2021
Brakey brake times
Hello Regerters! We're talking a few weeks to reformat and reset. Sorry we haven't called or texted recently.. It's just been crazy.. With the working and the living.. and also this raccoon bite of a pandemic running around, taking our jobs, marrying our dead! Everyone's got their hands full, ya know? Anyhow - thanks for being cool. We're working on more content and can't wait to share more episodes. All of our old episodes are still available to download where ever you usually pod. Wishing you all steamy friendship kisses, Omar and Sam
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Leftovers 53 - Double Regerts - My Tale of Two Regerts
04/22/2021
Leftovers 53 - Double Regerts - My Tale of Two Regerts
Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani are back and talking silly about Mono, your employer spying on you, and the double penis guy.
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