All Vets Are Off

Veterinary Medicine as seen through the eyes of Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn, two almost-board-certified general practitioners with a lot to say. Warning: includes satire, foul language, and some views that may differ from your own. Listener discretion advised.

25. Rage Against The Medicine 07/31/2022

25. Rage Against The Medicine RANTING with a side of RANTING... and just a bit more RANTING. Topics included in today's episode: Veterinarians being thrown under the bus Empiric antibiotic usage and culture/sensitivity Giving cancer to everything Sticking it to some snooty alphabet soup people Stress dreams Chemo buddies and MORE! WE HAVE PATREON! Please support your favorite ranting veterinarians :) Patreon: Twitter: Merch: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/23832266

24. We Do Anal... Glands 06/13/2022

24. We Do Anal... Glands That's right folks, we do anal gland removals! An entire episode dedicated to butt stuff. Did we mention we talk about butts? If buttock-related surgeries give you the heebie-jeebies, seek cover no longer! Twitter: Merch: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/23400908

23. We Asked The Board Specialists 05/26/2022

23. We Asked The Board Specialists Faced with difficult questions in the veterinary world, Drs. Djinn and Samhain must swallow their pride and call the experts for help. Will this be the end of their boarded snobbery? Disclaimer: Audio glitches due to unforeseen interference. Twitter: Merch: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/23194394

22. No Pain, All Gain 04/25/2022

22. No Pain, All Gain Some people say, "pain is weakness leaving the body". But pain sucks! While we can't get rid of pain altogether, we can do our best to minimize it. Here's Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain's analgesia protocols for small animal surgical procedures! Content warning: Some views may differ from your own. Twitter: Merch: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/22890443

21. Clients Asked WHAT?! 03/28/2022

21. Clients Asked WHAT?! We asked, you DELIVERED! On Twitter, we posed the question: "What's the worst veterinary medical question you've EVER been asked?!" And you all knocked it out of the park! We try our best to "answer" your worst client questions. If you need a break from reality, this is the episode for you! (If you came here for veterinary informational content... Hi! Welcome! Maybe pick a more serious episode first) Guess the follow-up future episode... win a sticker! Write us: Twitter: Merch: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/22583417

20. No Tears Left To Cry 02/28/2022

20. No Tears Left To Cry Does a bulldog with mucoid ocular discharge send you running in terror? What about a dog with absolutely no tears at all? Horrifying, right? Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn tackle everything you would EVER want to know about dry eye disease and keratoconjunctivitis sicca! You asked, we delivered! One of our longest episodes to date... because we really like talking about ophthalmology. Merch: Twitter: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/22266929

19. Nice Means Nothing 02/13/2022

19. Nice Means Nothing Veterinary medicine has been going through it lately. Clients have been terrible to all of us. Even the nice ones... will eventually stab you in the back. Oh, and don't forget to do your government issued wellness modules! Those will surely help you feel better. TW: Rant Episode. Two veterinarians yelling about clients and stupid emails... Guardian article: Merch: Twitter: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/22113224

18. Pop Your Cherry Eye 01/26/2022

18. Pop Your Cherry Eye Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain are back on their ophthalmology BS! Learn how to repair a cherry eye, and why (dear goodness gracious) we don't remove them. Twitter rant-inspired episode. We officially have merch!!! Merch: Twitter: Email: /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/21860663

17. Mindless Mumblings, Misspoken Menageries, and Incoherent Idiosyncrasies 12/31/2021

17. Mindless Mumblings, Misspoken Menageries, and Incoherent Idiosyncrasies Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's 2021 year in screw ups! Incoherent sounds, wheezing, and many drams of whiskey were involved in the making of this blooper reel. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/21621266

16. Random Smattering of Shattery 12/07/2021

16. Random Smattering of Shattery Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's most shat bag, hot garbage, dumpster fire veterinary cases. Some of our favorite "What the...?" cases. All for your listening pleasure! /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/21380015

15. Anemia 11/22/2021

15. Anemia Anen... anem.... anemone.... wait, that's not right. Anemia! /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/21231491

14. Demonology 10/31/2021

14. Demonology Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn: Certified Demonologists /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/20994215

13. Paranormal Clinic-tivity 10/12/2021

13. Paranormal Clinic-tivity Come one, come all... we have a SpOoOoky story for you! /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/20791886

October Preview 10/01/2021

October Preview It's finally SPOOKY SEASON! Just a little intro to our shenanigans this month. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/20638223

12. Stream of Consciousness 09/27/2021

12. Stream of Consciousness Was your day stressful? Did clients yell at you? Need someone to sit down and have a drink with? Want to listen to a complete nonsensical conversation? Well Drs. Djinn and Samhain have the perfect episode for you! /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/20602331

11. Alternative Medicine 09/06/2021

11. Alternative Medicine Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn went (virtually) to a veterinary conference expecting continuing education credits. Unbeknownst to them, some of that "education" would be in alternative medicine... /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/20384303

10. What To Do When Your Flap Turns To Goo 07/29/2021

10. What To Do When Your Flap Turns To Goo What happens when a corneal ulcer refuses to heal? What does SCCED even mean? Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's tips for what to do when your (third eyelid) flap turns to goo. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/19952222

9. Heartworm (Part 4): Killing Me Slowly 07/01/2021

9. Heartworm (Part 4): Killing Me Slowly Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's stream of consciousness rant about the "Slow Kill Method" for treatment of heartworm. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/19668110

8. Heartworm (Part 3): Treatment and Prevention 06/06/2021

8. Heartworm (Part 3): Treatment and Prevention Your canine patient has heartworm... Well fudge, now what?! Don't panic. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/19376069

7. Heartworm (Part 2): Clinical Signs and Diagnosis 05/18/2021

7. Heartworm (Part 2): Clinical Signs and Diagnosis Congratulations! You survived the life cycle episode! Cough cough... we promise heartworm clinical signs are a bit less dry. Sound effects included. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/19155023

6. Heartworm (Part 1): Life Cycle and Pathology 04/28/2021

6. Heartworm (Part 1): Life Cycle and Pathology Like fine wine, heartworm life cycle is dry. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/18889658

5. Fake Happy 04/11/2021

5. Fake Happy Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's stream of consciousness rant about the necessity of being "Fake Happy" in veterinary medicine. If you have a fake customer service personality, this is the show for you! /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/18677003

4. The Wonderful World of STDs 03/17/2021

4. The Wonderful World of STDs Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn discuss STDs! Nice try. We know what you're thinking. Why is your mind in the gutter? /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/18358007

3. Doctors Without Boundaries 03/03/2021

3. Doctors Without Boundaries Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn rant about their vain attempts to maintain some type of work-life balance in veterinary medicine. Warning: those attempts don't end well. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/18168782

2. Third Eyelid Flaps Are (Not) The Devil 02/11/2021

2. Third Eyelid Flaps Are (Not) The Devil Join Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn as they discuss third eyelid flaps for corneal ulcers, and why they may not actually be blasphemous. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/17906693

1. Introduction to "All Vets Are Off" 01/24/2021

1. Introduction to "All Vets Are Off" Welcome to All Vets Are Off's pilot episode! We are Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn, two almost-board-certified general practitioners. Join us on a sarcasm-filled journey through the world of veterinary medicine. /episode/index/show/allvetsareoff/id/17670632

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