A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

840 - Spirit Stealing 09/12/2025

Best of ACT - September 8-12 09/12/2025

839 - Bud Kill 09/05/2025

839 - Bud Kill • Underground Metalworks sponsorship: Orlando welding school with MIG/TIG/STIC classes, weekend basics, hobby/father-son angle, Dan with Maisie, hands-on facility, promo code • 2025 Bad at Business Beer Fest (Nov 22 Sanford, free beer, wristbands, gift bags, food, music, hosted by Mo DeWitt) • Friday free show intro with Ross McCoy: hangover Uber/bathtub puking, Dan’s puking/peeing stories, ruined cars, gagging pranks, fast-puke anxiety, Grill Them All illness, puking blood before flight • New Jaws pinball from Pinball Dudes: movie clips, shark fin, chum bucket, gameplay hype; Daniel visit promo (50–100 miles) • Launch of Tom & Dan straw hat (Hittin’ Skins/Danger Brains) • NFL kickoff Eagles–Cowboys: gambling strategies, middle-bet stress, knee injury vs Rodgers, Jalen Carter spit on Dak, fan debates, taunting crackdown, lightning delay past midnight • Lightning safety talk: school 10-mile rule, theme parks 3-mile, pool 2.5, lawsuit fears, past fatalities, stadium strikes, “30/30” confusion, probability vs possibility • Lottery chat: billion-dollar Powerball frenzy, regular habits, odds unchanged, crude bet jokes, checkout line delays • NFL betting: kickers’ own balls, “smooshing,” Super Bowl ball history, longer field goals expected, kickoff rule changes, parlays, Chiefs–Chargers in Brazil • Concert tourism: Weeknd and Taylor Swift abroad, concerts as travel excuse, Rhode Island boring joke, hummus humor • Gambling/Vegas: casino habits, iHeart Festival trip • Cam Patterson joins SNL: past conflicts, rise via Kill Tony/touring, confidence in success, salary comparisons • Bruce Willis: viral clips, health decline, caretaker move debate, Die Hard legacy, film talk (Sixth Sense, Unbreakable etc.), nostalgia stories • Netflix “Unknown Number” catfish doc: vulgar, victims reenact, bizarre twist, sympathy, comparison to scams/odds/lightning, beyond MTV’s Catfish • Corey Feldman on Dancing with the Stars: themed dance predictions, eccentric style, exploited for laughs, unkept pedophile promises • Eminem discovering internet porn late; Bubba’s shock-site pranks; old office prank culture vs modern HR • Ross’s in-law German Shepherds: protective dog traditions, bite suit shock, On Patrol Live K-9 injuries; contrast with pee-pee dogs; Dan’s poodle bite; knife heirlooms and hassles • Jeff’s Bagel Run sponsor: bagels, cookies, Otis coffee, #TDBagel • Music: Curtis Harding “The Power,” Goldie Boutilier “King of Possibilities” • American Air & Heat sponsor: AC upgrades, ducts, financing; lightning 10-mile joke • Illegal gambling: Grady Judd’s bust, curiosity about poker/slots, rake legality, bingo loopholes, massage parlor comparison, raffles/bookie ideas, THC drinks at venues, Guru Man ad, nostalgia for sidebar ads • Listener bits: “Pukes of Hazard,” period/diarrhea themes, Debary Joe mall puke; suit tailoring, $1k suits mocked, funerals casual now • Genealogy: listener poem link, Kipling speculation, famous relatives • Under-the-table awkward stories: hot tub ecstasy, mistaken foot petting, code of silence • Nostalgia: Hawaii tapes, buddy pass travel, discomfort seeing old selves, teens’ permanent records, Sopranos quote, want Sopranos pinball • Listener swords; Bud K comedy bit: catalog sales, killing lore, chainsaw, sword-for-sword trades, exit to GA • Moe’s Comedy Jam Oct 2 promo • Lifeline Screening sponsor ($159 scan), health scare stories, planned “I’m Not Dead Yet” party at Johnny’s with burgers/beer/pinball • Wrap-up: Ross McCoy’s Orlando Talk Show, merch, thanks, Monday BDM, legal disclaimer ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/38107155

Best of ACT - September 1-5 09/05/2025

Pinball Dudes Studio Pinball Party 09/05/2025

838 - A Cow in the Champagne 08/31/2025

Best of ACT - August 25-29 08/29/2025

837 - Seth's Baby is Here 08/22/2025

837 - Seth's Baby is Here • Sponsor plugs for Bart Merrick realtors and Just Call Mo • Wordplay with Hot Crystal Van/Rainy Bart Merrick • Housing market slow, Fed rates, experience matters, houses sitting, real estate biggest decision • Friday free show announced • Seth Petruzzelli guest, first appearance in years, brings daughter Vera • Jokes about health, colonoscopy, IAS syndrome • Baby sounds on mic, Dan’s CTE/death song • Parenting sacrifices, kids growing fast, dance studio life • Seth juggling dojo, house sale stress, slanted room, inspectors nitpicking • House dropped from \$1.799M to \$1.299M • Million-dollar homes common now, Trump house in Winter Park lowers appeal • Seth reads Brown Bear to Vera, dad life fulfilling • Dojo students still testing, but marketing neglected • Friends like Jackal help, his daughter earns black belt • Vera choking scares, anti-choking device, treadmill running gag • Butt cancer jogging jokes • Seth bullied as “mop head,” dad threatened principal with karate death blow • Tommy adjusting to sixth grade, awkward transitions, name-using debate • Seth recalls Christian school and Bishop Varel drug issues • Seth’s boat broke after sitting too long • Looking for female roommate to help babysit Vera, prefers no dogs, okay with reptiles • Parenting challenges with Vera’s SpaghettiOs diet • Ongoing B6 toxicity muscle twitching • Vera learning karate punches in Japanese • Music break: Teen Mortgage “Box” • Hollerbach’s German Restaurant wins Best Restaurant 2025 • Praised for schnitzel, sausage platter, pork shank, spätzle, kids menu • New T\&D pins available, Knight’s Table events • Straw hats by Hittin Skins/Danger Brain • Fantasy Football draft on Twitch with catering from The Joint • Pinball Dudes tournament with Ross and EJ, better camera setup • Draft frustrations • Max learning breakdancing, hitting windmills, hopes to impress peers • Dan recalls drumming at black church, excitement for son’s moments • Listener Jeff “Nutman” visits, therapist, offers Tom scraping therapy for “limp cock foot” • MRI inconclusive, willing to try gua sha • Miami Heat guard Marcos Perez stole 400+ jerseys/memorabilia, sold \$1.9M • LeBron Finals jersey resold \$3.7M • Items from Wade, Butler, Bosh, Mourning, Shaq • Lack of cameras allowed theft, facing 10 years • Dolphins security family tie mentioned • Tyreek Hill cleats worth \~\$10K • Caller Rob’s recurring butt abscess, hospital lancing, embarrassing but funny • Fiber supplements and clean bowel jokes • Caller recalls Sarasota Pee-wee Herman theater, Guthrie’s gut box • Make-A-Wish survivor “owe back” jokes • Peanut roadside stories • Local rapper MC Search, Pete Nice memorabilia scam • Music by White Reaper, Bowling Shoes • Sponsor Modern Plumbing Industries offering discounts and installs • Jen joins, surname debates, euphonium joke, Becca in jazz band • Hogan death rumor • Jen fixes engines, bad financial decisions, Gateway PC, Mars Music credit spree, Technics 1200s • Pregnant in court with detoxing lawyer • Blockbuster decline stories, stealing media, renting consoles, like Home Depot waste • Insurance jobs pay well but hated • Jen considering insurance, influencer idea dismissed, maybe producer • Crystal stops in for peanuts • Food service memories • Blockbuster porn rental awkwardness • Norm and Crystal contributions • 3D printing toys, micropenises, valve caps • Scandinavian kaffeost voicemail, Viking toughness • Voicemail about orgasms • Heat warning • Viral Bijan Robinson drill • Dan scooter photoshoot, motorcycle safety, Brad Hines death, SeaWorld ride memory • Bike discomfort, anatomy jokes, DCF concerns • Jen birthday wishes, insurance job search, old silly emails • Show wrap-up and comedic disclaimer ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37925585

Best of ACT - August 18-22 08/22/2025

836 - One Long Slit 08/15/2025

836 - One Long Slit • Sponsorship from myeternalvitality.com and Dr. Powers • Hormone and chemical imbalances, including testosterone issues in men in late 20s • VitaSculpt fat reduction with fat freezing, green laser, and muscle stimulation • $97 first VitaSculpt session with results guarantee • LifeBase macro-based nutrition program with body scan • Nutrition over dieting, stable snacks for glycemic control • 2025 Tom and Dan Bad at Business Beer Fest on Nov 22 in downtown Sanford, free admission, first 500 get gift bags, beer, food trucks, vendors, live music, sponsored by Mo DeWitt at JustCallMo.com • Nearly 10 years in Baldwin Park studio with pinball machines from pinballdudes.net • New merch: straw hats and sun shirts by Danger Brain and Hittin Skins • Fantasy football season starting with guillotine league format by Paul Charchian; switching from old app to Yahoo Sports; muting chat from excess messages • 20-year fantasy football league anniversary with original members; Susie as grand champion with five wins; dislike of auto draft • Severe hiking accident of original host: 50-foot fall, broken pelvis, hypothermia, six hours stranded, airlift rescue • Watching new “Jurassic Park Rebirth” with Tommy; disappointment in writing; theory of simplified script for dubbing; unrealistic plot of family sailing from Barbados to Cape Town; Scarlett Johansson cameo • Watching original “Jurassic Park” at age 11 after father’s death • Hank Williams Jr.’s pre-accident appearance and career change after fall • Meeting “Mr. Silly” in Publix, visiting MrSilly.com with eccentric content and conspiracy theories • Loss of old radio recordings due to MiniDisc/VCR use; shift to digital editing • AC as an American invention; Orlando heat hitting 111°F “feels like”; promotion of American Air and Heat • Gully Boys band intro; promotion of BDM Nick (Mr. Pig Tits) and black metal band Aura Subversor at Conduit Aug 16 • Considering going stone sober • Guest: Amy LaCours, licensed mental health pro and comedian • Buying 100 lbs of green peanuts from Hardy Farms; boiling in 60-quart cooker with jalapeños, sea salt, secret ingredients during extreme heat; plan to share with BDMs • Lighthearted gold-buying side hustle idea “Smelted Delta Gold” • “California sober”—no alcohol but smokes marijuana; goal to perfect peanut recipe for BDMs • Using ChatGPT and AI assistants for quick info and grocery planning • Concern over Steve’s job security as AI completes CAD reviews in minutes; AI used in therapy; Joe Rogan’s AI-as-Jesus narrative; debate over trusting AI; GPS misdirection into a lake; preference for AI/self-driving cars over human drivers • 1959 VBA Vespa 150 electric conversion nearly complete; possible 90–100 mph with dual batteries; idea for electric three-wheeler from Honda ATC • Upcoming colonoscopy; hypochondria; call for self-driving planes • Crane falling on Merritt Island home; middle-aged men watching outdoor work and offering advice • Tommy picking a school band instrument, leaning toward trombone; influenced by cousin Becca who plays euphonium and trumpet • Caller asking if Tom’s kids found infamous Hawaii hot dog picture; story of 1990s Hawaii trip where staged hot dog photo in family album traumatized wife’s sister for years • Jokes about AI altering hot dog image with humorous effects • Amy LeCours promoting upcoming comedy shows at Bull & Bush and Little Indies ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37840055

Best of ACT - August 11-15 08/15/2025

835 - Pumps & Pedal Steel 08/08/2025

835 - Pumps & Pedal Steel • Sponsorship for ThePinballDudes.net in Jupiter, Florida, selling and sourcing themed pinball machines like Deadpool, Dungeons & Dragons, King Kong, Kiss, and Iron Maiden • Pinball machines as functional art and nostalgia, with free Florida delivery, setup, and testing when mentioning Tom and Dan; contact Andrew Grant for details • Guest: comedian Ross McCoy from Orlando talk show • Mixed reviews for new Good Charlotte album; recalling “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” and noting song similarity between “Stepper” and “Riot Girl” • Debate on Ozzy Osbourne’s death timing; comparisons to G.G. Allin and Dimebag Darrell; jokes on white-bearded rockers and speculation on Keith Richards and Mick Jagger • The Who firing Zak Starkey twice; drummer swaps like Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails; benefits of joining established bands • “Meet the Teacher” experiences from elementary to middle school; first impressions of teachers; navigating schedules; Tommy joins band with no experience; Ross’s marimba and glockenspiel choice • Parent anxiety, school merch/fundraising tables, wealthy parents’ donations, and luxury cars in pickup lines • Odd school supply lists, laptop issuance, and small talk strategies with teachers • Miami friend’s delay in getting medical marijuana card; BudDocs and Dr. Chen Latte recommended; in-person then telemedicine renewals; pricing and same-day approval; Dan’s post-surgery marijuana use for pain • Ross’s child’s troubled university orientation and AP credits; Dan quitting UCF over class-work conflict • Dan’s sump pump failures from neglect; Lowe’s warranty return adventure; missing adapter; making a new one instead of confrontation • Promotion: Bad at Business Beerfest & Sofas and Suds with giveaways, breweries, food trucks, THC drinks, and Silver Lining live • Review of Sublime’s “Ensalada” evoking Bradley Nowell’s era; son mimicking style; Jacob’s Castle noted for different approach; Dan unusually impressed • Idea segment: funniest thing to throw on a WNBA court; recap of dildo-throwing incidents; speculation on crypto tie-in; smallest dildo challenge; novelty valve stem caps prank ideas • Childhood theft of “Chromies” and collecting novelty caps; plans for Run the Jewels and Tom & Dan head-shaped versions; 3D printing designs • Future topics teased: humanoid robot fights, pickpocketing monkeys, “RICO charge” monkeys • La Quinta iPad check-in vs failed remote bookings; wrong-date hotel story • Concern for Laura Jane Grace after tour cancellation; Fairvilla Megastore’s trusted brands and locations • Analogy to karate follow-through; skepticism over germ precautions; doctor not washing hands example • “Bainey Report” jokes: Pamela Anderson door pun, Florida river popsicle gag, Bob Saget Disney quip • Embarrassing hobbies as relationship alternatives; spouse’s passive-aggressive podcast comments; podcasting as fridge art; wives questioning hobbies • Wrestling’s 50-year future vs UFC/MMA; generational appeal of 1980s wrestling; MMA’s lack of long-term stars • Humanoid robot fighting potential, from comedic ideas to cultural backlash over nudity or rights • Dan’s pedal steel guitar order and nine-month wait; instrument’s mechanics, difficulty, portability, and harp similarities; online learning; high resale value; meditative playing goals • Concerns about starting a new hobby at his age; fingerpicking practice; drumming independence skills helping; likelihood of abandoning hobbies; upcoming November events • New Tom and Dan straw hats for BDM; Ross promoting October 2 Orlando Funny Bone show with Sean Finnerty, Madison Bakish, and Ricky Ray; Mo DeWitt sponsorship • Joe Byrne from Byrne Pest Control’s humorous ant story; BDM visitor with son heading to Florida Tech; jokes on college dorm life and pranks; life skills before living alone • Younger generation’s TikTok/YouTube Shorts habits, scrolling addictions, and gambling links to gaming microtransactions; student majoring in computer science; AI job impact discussions • Memories of apartment pool parties; sending stickers with student to promote Tom & Dan; generational views on men crying; weekend BDM promotion wrap-up ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37738625

Best of ACT - August 4-8 08/08/2025

834 - Dan & Andrea: Session One 08/01/2025

834 - Dan & Andrea: Session One • Promotion for MyEternalVitality.com and hormone therapy benefits for men and women • Discussion of Andrea’s improved health through hormone treatment from Dr. Powers • Explanation of bioidentical testosterone and its effects on energy, libido, and mood • Mention of free consultation and paid blood tests at My Eternal Vitality • Colette joins the show as a guest therapist and neighbor • Colette shares details about her therapy offerings, including couple intensives • Dan and Colette discuss the effectiveness of in-person therapy over telehealth • Telemedicine's role during COVID and its ongoing benefits for access • Dan jokes about doing multiple telehealth sessions simultaneously • Crystal is surprised by Colette's appearance and frustrated by lack of notice • Tom and Dan discuss the tactic of delivering uncomfortable news last minute • Tom claims he uses this method to reduce long-term stress in others • Andrea prefers being informed early to process and accept plans • Dan jokes about controlling decisions for Andrea, including ordering food • Colette comments on Dan’s appearance change and his personal challenge • Story of neighbor mistaking Dan for a mailman due to his new look • Daniel and Andrea have been married 15 years and together for 20 • Andrea was much younger when they met, leading to some initial judgment • Andrea was an intern at a radio station when they met, and Daniel was already established • The two met socially through mutual friends and wing house outings • Their relationship started after Daniel drunkenly asked Andrea out • The couple bonded over a shared love of the band Faith No More • On their second date, Andrea blacked out from drinking and Daniel took care of her • Andrea woke up in different clothes at Daniel’s house after the blackout • Daniel sold his truck after Andrea puked in it • Mutual friend Scott York helped carry Andrea down stairs during that incident • Andrea was inexperienced and studious at the time they began dating • Andrea was Daniel’s second girlfriend and had no previous sexual partners • Their parents knew each other before they were born • Andrea was very independent and emotionally resilient even as a young woman • Andrea’s emotional independence made her more attractive to Daniel • Andrea’s indifference made Daniel more interested • Daniel admits he creates most of the bad moods in the relationship • Andrea is logical, even-tempered, and avoids stewing in negativity • Daniel tends to dwell and spiral, while Andrea prefers resolving issues quickly • Daniel jokes that their work marriage mirrors their home marriage but with better sex • Andrea prefers to move on from fights, while Daniel tends to circle around topics • Dan admits he rehashes arguments when he feels unresolved emotional pain • Colette identifies Dan’s behavior as protective coping rooted in past hurt • Dan acknowledges his coping mechanisms are poor but is becoming more self-aware • Andrea reveals Dan was cheated on in past relationships, influencing his current reactions • Colette explains relational trauma and PTSD can resurface in secure relationships • Dan discusses his lingering anger and fixation on not being taken advantage of • Dan admits he tends to seek revenge and emotional intensity for a chemical high • Andrea questions why Dan amplifies minor issues • Dan compares his focus and emotional lock-in to a dog chasing lizards • Dan shares he prefers to isolate and pout when overwhelmed • Dan reflects on the trade-off of being emotionally sensitive but also hard to control • Colette emphasizes accepting emotional reactions while increasing awareness • Andrea says therapy taught her to not dwell in Dan’s emotional “trench” • Dan confirms Andrea leaving him alone in emotional states helps him reflect • Andrea explains their opposing anxiety baselines create relational tension • Colette notes emotional states are contagious and can affect partners deeply ### **Social 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833 - Savannah Returns 07/25/2025

833 - Savannah Returns • Dan explains being late due to Crystal Van leaving early for a real estate closing • Praise for Bart Merrick and Crystal Van’s experience in real estate • Importance of pricing a house correctly to avoid financial loss • Bart and Crystal’s ability to handle different real estate market phases • Benefits of using a two-person real estate team for scheduling and support • Emphasis on the customer service and financial advantages of experienced realtors • Endorsement of the Bart Merrick Team with website mention • Introduction of the Friday free show of A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan • Savannah joins the show as a guest • Savannah preparing for an upcoming trip to Australia • Introduction of Jetson, Tom’s brother-in-law and an endurance athlete • Jetson participating in the Summit 200 race in Colorado • Description of the Summit 200: 200 miles, 40,000 feet elevation change • Distance comparison from Orlando to Brunswick, GA or Fort Lauderdale • Jetson needing pacers during the race due to hallucinations • Tom discusses planning to pace Jetson but backing out due to foot pain • Joking exchange about Tom’s foot and boogers • Tom’s original dream of pacing Jetson with his sons in a Winnebago • Jetson identifies Tom as the shortest pacer with a 13-mile segment • Tom realizes his foot fails after 10–12 miles and drops out • Dan and Andrea mention tracking Jetson online during the race • Jetson describes his training regimen for the Summit 200 • Weekly peak training includes 90 miles total: 30 weekday, 60 weekend plus biking • Discussion of sleep schedule and race strategy • Jetson’s goal to finish in 85 hours, within the 110-hour cutoff • Use of a spreadsheet for time and mileage planning • Andrea jokes about math and calorie tracking during endurance events • Jetson explains physical exhaustion can lead to collapse despite mental determination • Jokes about dying from diarrhea while wearing tiny shorts during a race • Discussion about whether endurance runners wear diapers—Jetson confirms they just poop in the woods • Jetson outlines nutrition plan: 30,000 calories over 85–90 hours • Sleep strategy includes 3–4 hours total with trail naps and short rests • Sleep stations are basic campsites with cots; runners may skip them if not tired • Preference for trail naps over structured sleep stations • Commentary on early human hunting and endurance-based evolution • Jokes about ancient humans mating with animals before eating them • Jetson’s aid station food includes energy gels (“goos”) and dense “fun bars” (adult Rice Krispie treats) • Andrea and Maisie’s opinions on athletic energy snacks • Jetson describes the personal reward of pushing physical limits as achieving inner peace • Comparison to psychedelic experiences—“shaking hands with God” • Emphasis on gaining perspective through endurance challenges ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37550335

Best of ACT - July 21-25 07/25/2025

832 - Bulls in Pulls 07/18/2025

832 - Bulls in Pulls • Promotion for MyEternalVitality.com and Dr. Powers’ hormone and nutrition services • Andrea's success story using hormone therapy and personalized nutrition • Dr. Powers offers free consultations for Tom and Dan listeners • Introduction to the Friday free show from the Just Call Mo Studio • Rauce joins the show and references his podcast “Good Sauce with Rauce and Joel” • Game of Thrones character comparisons and jokes between the hosts • Dan compares himself to Robert Baratheon • Complaint about Tyrion keeping his nose in the show versus the book • Discussion of Game of Thrones’ decline after running out of book source material • Comments on the finale and foreshadowing with Daenerys • Rauce says the books will never be released • Brief review of House of the Dragon, especially season 2 • Announcement of new Tom and Dan merch, including straw hats and sun shirts • Praise for The Danger Brain’s decade-long branding work • Introduction of new merch partner Hittin’ Skins • Details about Hittin’ Skins' services and Orlando showroom • Rauce endorses Hittin’ Skins socks from personal experience • Joke about Tom not liking fun socks and his boys wearing them • Urging listeners to buy merch before it sells out • Tom and Dan discuss keeping merch prices low compared to concert merchandise • Joke about overpriced Morgan Wallen merchandise • Mention that the Tom and Dan hat is only $40 despite high quality • Limited quantity of hats ordered (about 20) • Hats have stitched and glued patches via Hittin’ Skins • Rauce asked about the Coldplay cheating couple video • Hosts play and break down the viral Coldplay kiss cam clip • Couple’s suspicious reaction led to viral speculation they were cheating • Dan jokes about cheating scenarios and how he would never be caught like that • Andrea says the couple could have avoided attention with a more natural reaction • Clip went viral because Chris Martin joked that they must be having an affair • Man in the video is a CEO, and the woman reportedly works for him • Hosts discuss how acting natural would’ve avoided the scandal • Dan calls it a “big ask” to act perfectly under pressure when cheating • Crystal initially thought the video was just a funny couple moment, not cheating • Internet sleuths tracked down and exposed the couple • Hosts debate the morality of online vigilantes exposing cheaters • Dan criticizes the need to “Batman” other people’s scandals • Rauce comments on the irony of the woman being the Chief People Officer • Rauce introduces the idea that people don’t have free time—free time has them • AI and facial recognition likely played a role in identifying the couple • Chat room says the CEO’s wife is hotter than the woman he cheated with • Christine adds that the woman cheating was recently promoted and possibly rewarded for discretion • Hosts joke about it escalating to higher levels of company leadership • Daniel predicts this will lead to more kiss cam scandals at public events • Hosts predict people will start faking cheating reactions on kiss cams as a bit • Discussion about how the original cheating scandal will spawn meme culture • Reference to fake public proposals becoming common after real ones went viral • Speculation that team marketing departments will stage fake kiss cam scandals • Joke about making cheating more common by turning exposure into a trend • Mention of memes featuring Epstein and Maxwell as a parody of the kiss cam • Concern about how social media encourages artificial communication and behavior • Observation that culture is becoming more superficial and performative • Commentary on society not taking anything seriously anymore • Story about using a tax accountant who worked out of a storage unit • Dan got a $13,000 tax refund from that accountant • Warning that if everyone cut corners like that, it could ruin the system • Discussion on how quickly scandals go viral and ruin lives ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37460175

Best of ACT - July 14-18 07/18/2025

831 - Baldwin Park Gary Coleman 07/11/2025

831 - Baldwin Park Gary Coleman • Pinball Dudes ad promoting pinball machine sales, rentals, and delivery in Florida • Discussion of various pinball machine types from different decades • Deadpool pinball machine currently in Tom & Dan’s studio lobby • Renting pinball machines as office decor and entertainment • Praise for Andrew from Pinball Dudes and his customer service • Dan jokes that pinball machines make businesses seem more successful • Ross McCoy joins the show as a guest • Ross holds the Deadpool pinball record at the studio • Ross McCoy plugs his podcast, The Orlando Talk Show, with producer Logan • Promotion of the Just Call Moe Family Skate-A-Thon at Cimarron Skateway • Tom plans to bring his daughter and her friend to the skate-a-thon • Cimarron Skateway described as a time capsule of the '80s • Expectation that event attendees should show up if they RSVP • Frustration with people who RSVP but don’t show up • Event organizers expecting large no-show numbers despite RSVPs • Prediction that 40-60% of RSVPs won’t attend the skating event • Discussion of how some people live disorganized, flakey lifestyles • Dan expresses disbelief that so many people flake after registering • Segment on conspiracy theories surrounding Gary Coleman's death • Recap of Gary Coleman’s fall down the stairs and the mystery surrounding it • History of domestic violence between Gary Coleman and his ex-wife • Gary Coleman worked as a security guard later in life • Story from Molly Shannon about Gary Coleman making inappropriate advances toward her • Ross reacts to live lie detector results from Gary Coleman’s ex-wife • Gary Coleman was conscious after the fall and reportedly said he fell • Host jokes about lie detector guy being confident without directly saying she killed Gary Coleman • 911 call from Gary Coleman’s ex-wife sounded emotionless and suspicious • Jokes about Gary Coleman’s different strokes bike shop molestation episode • Frustration that Gary Coleman isn’t remembered fondly by anyone except Todd Bridges • Introduction of Finnish wife-carrying competition topic • Explanation of historical origins of wife-carrying involving bandit Herco Ronkainen • Herco used grain-carrying trials to form his group of outlaws • Wife-carrying competition now includes standardized positions and events • Joke that Gary was “testing” Molly for a wife-carrying contest • Ross brings up the Skinwalker Ranch show and billionaire owner Brandon Fugal • Mention that Brandon Fugal’s company is working on cloning extinct creatures • Fugal’s company recently announced plans to clone a Moa bird • Peter Jackson owns one of the largest Moa artifact collections • Hosts express excitement over seeing a Moa but acknowledge ethical issues • Dan jokes about riding a Moa like a Tauntaun from Star Wars • Commentary that Brandon Fugal may be closest to building a real Jurassic Park • Ross recently finished working fireworks season • Mention of watching the final season of Squid Game • Dan unsure how many seasons of Squid Game there are, suggesting show lost popularity • Conversation about hair growth speed differences • Dan discusses his penis retraction issues due to aging and surgery • Dan makes jokes about foreskin and anti-circumcision stance • Reminder to register online and sign waiver for skating event • Andrea already signed Dan up for the skating waiver • Skating rink system recognizes regulars for auto waiver sign-in • Discussion on flakiness and reliability of guests • Reference to Facebook Marketplace behavior and user frustrations • Common annoyance with “Is this still available?” auto-messages • Ross admits to hoarding Mac computers and struggling to let go • Problems with buyers not reading full listings before messaging • Many buyers ask questions already answered in the item description • Some people offer half the listed price immediately • Criticism of how little effort people put in before bailing • Comparison to Planet Fitness and how 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Best of ACT - July 7-11 07/11/2025

830 - Only Toilet Life 07/03/2025

Best of ACT - June 30 - July 4 07/03/2025

829 - Sweden VS Robot Chickens 06/27/2025

828 - The Savannah Show 06/18/2025

828 - The Savannah Show • Promo for Jeff's Bagel Run and Summer of Sips drinks • Use #TDBagel for monthly giveaways • Show opens from the Just Call Mo Studio • Savannah Boan joins in-studio, plays Deadpool pinball, shares disco aunt story • Talks Chirag, South Carolina roots, and jumping a train to get to work • Addresses fan misconceptions about past absences—just scheduling, no drama • Wildlife influencer and Gatorland rep discusses needing credit in conservation • Dan jokes about craving credit like his dad; influencer culture toxicity discussed • Savannah blocks trolls to avoid bandwagon hate; Dan never blocks • Savannah meets Tom & Dan fans at Gatorland, praises niche wildlife creators • Girl becomes cicada influencer; cicadas vs. toxic lubber grasshoppers clarified • Savannah named official Tom & Dan wildlife correspondent • Fans fabricate drama between her and Chris Gillette; they made joint video to clarify • Savannah gets strange DMs; impersonated online by teen scammer feeding fake gators • Legal action taken; catfishing dangers highlighted • Recognized at LAX; has met celebs through reptile work • Praise for Steve Irwin’s no-gimmick fame; Savannah’s voice and tattoos make her stand out • Grew up around monster trucks; dad built Carolina Crusher • Ran away at 16 to work as Cinderella; ended up partying with Billy Idol • Shares awkward Nick Swardson encounter and better meeting with TJ Miller • Treats celebs like regular people; most aren’t that weird • Presented croc talk to Aussie scientists, forced them to take selfies • Sees herself as bridge between science, zoos, and public • Push to make conservation engaging and accessible • Mentions viral gator dummy video and Gatorland Global travels • Visited Australia, Jamaica, Cuba, Belize, Mexico; missed India trip due to COVID • South Africa trip included rhino dehorning and friend Dingo’s death by snakebite • Rhino horns removed via helicopter-assisted vet crew; antiseptic and tags applied • Explains wild dogs' gruesome hunts and lion mating patterns • Lions tranquilized with baited zebra for contraceptives and blood work • Rhino and lion work brought staff to tears; sacrifice explained • Initiation involved drinking elephant dung water with venomous death adder nearby • Close elephant encounter; kicked beer can nearly provoked it • Savannah values rare access to behind-the-scenes wildlife work • Gatorland audience fades if crocs not involved; one panther there hates her • Story of wild gator leaping into a tree for birds • Modern humans are soft compared to wild animals in constant survival mode • Vote for Gatorland as Best Theme Park in Orlando Weekly • JustCallMoe.com promo and upcoming Cimarron Skateway event • Savannah’s close inyala encounter at lodge; laid next to her, ate TP, watched TV • Contracted African tick bite fever; symptoms appeared back in U.S. • Got botfly from Cuban tree rat; missed its emergence on camera • Talk on authenticity in wildlife media; Bear Grylls faked past survival content • Dangerous boat encounter with hippos; they walk riverbeds and kill more than crocs • Raised pet hippo story ends in tragedy; maturity turns animals aggressive • Savannah balances kid-friendly content with high-risk animal work • Marine Corps background and past goal of air traffic control • Struggles of influencer life—millions of views but under a million subs • Running a show or channel requires nonstop work behind the scenes • Tom’s family trip to Sweden; Savannah recalls chaotic Times Square • Drew Barrymore show visit; connected more with Ross Mathews • Some newsrooms felt hostile; entertainer mode helps smooth tension • Praises Orlando and Florida for supporting weird local talent • Cuba is her favorite place; Northern Australia is a close second • Crocodiles are more dangerous than gators; Australia’s wildness fascinates her • Australians question trips to NT unless for crocs; she loves the remoteness • Got lost finding the studio; invited to return anytime ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37061185

Best of ACT - June 16-20 06/18/2025

827 - It Takes a Village 06/13/2025

827 - It Takes a Village • Sponsor shout to My Eternal Vitality and testosterone therapy • Tom starts a nutrition plan with Rebecca at Eternal Vitality • Andrea’s success with hormone balancing and weight loss • Praise for Dr. Powers’ scientific, non-sales approach • How nutrition and hormones affect physical and mental health • Andrea fits into an old dress—confidence boost moment • Rause joins, says he’s having a great morning • Rare honesty when people say they’re doing great • Suspicion and overthinking around “good day” comments • Rause loves being at the studio and seeing his wife game • His wife plays Pallia, a cozy farming sim • Tom jokes he never shares hobbies with his wife • Tom once deleted her Smurf Village in a fight • Emotional ties to sim games like Animal Crossing • Chat room reacts hard to Tom’s deletion story • Viewer shares divorce story tied to game addiction • Dan admits deleting Andrea’s Smurf Village during Christmas • Andrea confirms, says Dan was jealous of her village • She found it freeing to be rid of the daily upkeep • Dan jokes about being emotionally immature and horny • Rause reflects on his first Father’s Day • Dads get odd crafts—hand turkeys, glitter messes • School-made gifts feel impersonal due to mass production • Tom warns not to fall for the “just family time” trap • His own Father’s Day involved bourbon and golf • Should dads get blackout drunk on their day? • Hasselhoff burger and Alec Baldwin voicemail as wild dad content • Andrea once dreamt Dan cheated—real-life tension • Tom pantsed Andrea in Home Depot as a “joke” • Dan attended niece Becca’s recital—she plays euphonium • Praise for “superior” band competition ratings • Tom and Dan reminisce about middle school band • Dan’s kids chose sports over music • Talk of instruments parents dread their kids playing • Dan started on accordion, then flute, then drums • School concerts include multiple levels of bands • Middle school band kids surprisingly well-behaved • Band and theater teachers praised for passion • Reflections on teachers’ lasting emotional impact • Jack Bradshaw says high school is most influential • Ages 13–20 shape music/media tastes • Some teachers leave a mark—good or bad • Rause reads a chat about a humiliating teacher • Andrea’s niece Becca is now taller than Dan • Watching kids grow as a brutal time reminder • Celestial metaphor for growth and time perception • Dan’s “baby games” and joy around kids • First four months of parenting were brutally hard • Parenting becomes more rewarding over time • Song break: “Prop House – Jeff Buckley” • Hollerbach’s ad for Kinder Nights and bingo Tuesdays • Ross intros himself as comic, writer, b-boy • Ross and Dan riff on b-boy names like T Morrow • Antonio Brown charged with attempted murder in Little Haiti • Gunfire at celeb boxing event, claims of being jumped • Hiding contraband during police stops—weed stories • Destroying radio tapes to cover swearing • Found lost vape on golf course after a month • Talk about spouses always finding lost stuff • Weed can sometimes boost memory or focus • Weed as chore motivation—laundry, editing, etc. • Athletes using weed or microdosing for performance • Ross loves mushrooms, prefers outdoor controlled trips • Dan and Ross joke about tripping during hosting gigs • Hosting Orlando City matches caused nerves and sweat • Rause once hosted after 8 beers • Showed up high by accident—Dan had to jump in • Hiding inebriation during live events • Dan trying to cut back on weekday drinking • Alcohol and creative output—does it help or hurt? • Jim Phillips once called Dan funniest after two beers • Is drinking becoming part of the job? • Dan took a long sober break—might again • First-time Father's Day pressure and confusion • Rause fumbled Mother’s Day, then redeemed himself • Dan compares it to his fedora photo gift • Maisie’s birthday overlaps Father’s Day—Dan gives it up • Joke about taking Father's Day back when she’s older • Dads get jerky, moms get flower stands ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37002365

Best of ACT - June 9-13 06/13/2025

826 - Bootie-Os 06/06/2025

826 - Bootie-Os • Repeating “time for a bath” gag with tax refund references • Joke about buying gas and candy with tax refund • Mentions donation to charity during checkout • Sassy and exaggerated tax refund persona named “Taxitude” • Introduction of Friday Free Show • Guest appearance by comedian Amy LaCour • Mention of David Jolly possibly joining later • Promotion of Funny Bone show with Jari Nose and Preacher Lawson • Mention of new Tom and Dan merch, including car coasters and sticker packs • Collaboration with Hittin’ Skins for promo items and car wraps • Upcoming Tom and Dan straw hats and sun shirts • Praise for Eric Merchman's tropical sun shirt design • Shoutout to the Orlando Science Center’s DC exhibit and summer camps • OSC.org mentioned, mix-up with OCLS (library) • Library event Melrose Pop Festival mentioned • Clarification for Amy about Hittin’ Skins not being “skin” related • Ball and bat wings humor and exaggerated ball descriptions • Amy’s background as a licensed mental health counselor and former therapist • Amy now does comedy and therapist trainings • She runs a live psych show with comedians • Discussion about Psychology Today being viewed as pop-psych • Debate over inviting yourself to events • Example involving Dan’s daughter Maisie and dance invitations • Article arguing self-invites aren’t as embarrassing as people think • Dan strongly opposes people inviting themselves to events • Tom mentions his hesitation to invite others due to obligation concerns • Example of Sam being invited/not invited to events • Issue of boss-employee social invites creating pressure • Tom avoids inviting friends without kids to kid-centric events • General dislike for being invited to social events • Stories of people guilt-tripping them for not attending events • Mention of Guy Torre calling out Dan for never attending his shows • Acknowledgement that Tom is more welcoming to invites • Jokes about Tom just wanting women at pool parties • Dan jokes about Tom’s long-term swinging attempts • Dan explains he doesn’t care who visits unless he dislikes them • Discussion on whether people can tell if they’re not welcome • Psychology Today article suggests fear of self-inviting is often unwarranted • Author claims people often don’t invite others due to oversight, not rejection • Dan and Tom contrast personalities—Dan needs control, Tom is more spontaneous • Questioning the legitimacy and data behind the Psychology Today article • Speculation that Gen Z may have a different view on self-inviting • Amy refuses to self-invite to avoid making people uncomfortable • Reference to Ross McCoy awkwardly asking Dave Coulier to open for him • Dan recounts being embarrassed during Ross’s interaction with Coulier • Amy discusses how hard it is to ask to be booked on comedy shows • Social media makes self-inviting to shows easier for comedians • Discussion on generational differences in communication and etiquette • Facebook events blur the lines between open and private invitations • Amy accepts not being invited if it's a small, intimate gathering • Discussion on deliberate versus accidental exclusion from plans • Tommy afraid to invite friends due to childhood trauma from Crystal’s story • Crystal’s birthday party trauma unintentionally affected Tommy’s behavior • Dan jokes about past trauma and inappropriate parental behavior • Amy describes being methodical with party invites to ensure good experiences • Amy admits to being called the “party Nazi” for controlling party dynamics • She avoids inviting incompatible personalities to certain themed events • Amy attending a Lonely Island-themed party • Tom jokes about costume ideas for the party, including “jizz in my pants” • Amy prefers structure and scheduled fun at social gatherings • Amy’s husband dislikes social planning and prefers to chill • Andrea also values structured, intentional downtime • Dan surprised that Amy doesn’t force her husband to participate • Dan shares story of Andrea surprising him with a new Switch 2 • Dan perceives Andrea’s surprise as a show-off move to Tom • Dan complains Andrea scheduled family time like a prison warden • Amy realizes her family dislikes being scheduled for activities • Discussion about learning to stop forcing family to hang out • Amy now asks for small, voluntary time with husband and kid • Tom relates to Amy’s experience with family scheduling pressure • Segment transition teased with upcoming gripe from Tom ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom 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Best of ACT - June 2-6 06/06/2025

825 - The Tale of the Unused Boat 05/30/2025

825 - The Tale of the Unused Boat • Bart Merrick and Crystal Vann promoted as experienced realtors • Dan shares story about selling his mom’s beach house with Bart and Crystal’s help • Jason joins via Zoom to talk about his positive experience selling his childhood home • Jason praises Bart for being informative and helping make educated decisions • Crystal praised for attention to detail and professionalism • Tom and Dan joke about Crystal’s superpower and Bart’s quiet demeanor • Jason lives in Raleigh and mentions insurance issues as a reason to sell • Jason thanked and invited to visit the studio • Show opens live from Just Call Mo Studio • Seth Petruzzelli introduced as guest, now with a mustache • Tom and Dan joke about diversifying the T&D universe with new characters • Seth jokes about being asked to say bad things and acting out for material • Dan praises Seth’s fatherhood and photos of him with his baby • Seth and Dan discuss fleeting nature of parenting moments • Jokes about wives’ fluctuating weight and appearances • Hurricane Party in Sanford promoted as punk/ska festival • Merchman back for 18th year, new sunglasses and stickers for sale • Seth says he's doing well and talks recent health changes • Seth started eating beef and goat again due to high B6 levels • Jokes about “goof” being goat + beef • Refuses to eat a Baconator, avoids pork • Dan stalks Seth’s social media and notices no boat posts since December • Jokes about otter poop in expensive, unused boat • Boat engine overheated after short use before Memorial Day • Seth limped it back home, scratched himself checking for issues • Chat member Conway J offers help; penis pic jokes ensue • New law prevents boat cops from stopping vessels without cause • Jokes about vomiting, smoke, or nudity triggering probable cause • Legal to be naked on your own boat in Florida • Speculation about nudity rules depending on distance or appearance • Dan praises boat nudity as freeing; jokes about peeing off the back • Karate birthday punches explained; Seth gives light strikes to kids • Student Jackal loves it; Tracy joins in during nephew’s birthday • Dan jokes about Maisie getting kicked for posture in dance • Seth trying to sell his house and frustrated by picky buyers • Complains about people lacking vision when viewing customized homes • Therapy floated as a way to handle real estate stress • Seth unsure if he’d prefer a male or female therapist • Seth says symptoms from B6 toxicity improving: twitching, tingling • Recalls getting HIV tests regularly and awkward exchange with staff • Jokes and impressions about assumptions made at testing clinic • Conversation about microcuts, risk, and anal sex in safe sex talk • Upcoming topics teased: Karate Kid reboot and Pigpen’s music • Matty Matheson from The Bear mentioned, plus song “Mental Madness” • Dan shares that Andrea lost 20 pounds on Dr. Power’s plan • Focus on in-body testing, hormone levels, and real nutrition • Seth’s Karate of Orlando site promoted, ages 3 to 65 • Talk about Karate Kid Legends with Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan • Mortal Kombat’s Raiden and Shang Tsung inspired by Big Trouble in Little China • Desire for a 4K copy of Big Trouble; movie available on Prime • Jokes about watching it while smoking weed together • Announcement for Tom and Dan Family Skate-a-Thon on July 12 • New BDM-only barbecue event coming in September • Hittin’ Skins collab with new sun shirts and straw hats • Friendly trash talk about Pineapple Man triathlon challenge • EJ claims he can outswim Dan; race in Lake Conway teased • Listener emails cover mocktails, NA drinks, and Fairlife milk • Dan had a pina colada after 4 months dry; Tracy had one too • Listener confesses to eating full container of Publix cookies • Joey Chestnut eats 27 bags of popcorn in new record • Dan shares old gorge stories—pizza and donuts • Vomiting after overeating discussed as weirdly relieving • Long ear and cheek hair discoveries horrify the group • Ayahuasca, psilocybin, and panic attacks from early weed use • Shared dream visuals and AI video sparking collective memories • Dan thought he was a child again during NYE weed brownie freakout • Reflection on how a single experience can trigger lifelong anxiety • Tom and Dan discuss how brains are more similar than people think ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36793755

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

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