A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

829 - Sweden VS Robot Chickens 06/27/2025

828 - The Savannah Show 06/18/2025

828 - The Savannah Show • Promo for Jeff's Bagel Run and Summer of Sips drinks • Use #TDBagel for monthly giveaways • Show opens from the Just Call Mo Studio • Savannah Boan joins in-studio, plays Deadpool pinball, shares disco aunt story • Talks Chirag, South Carolina roots, and jumping a train to get to work • Addresses fan misconceptions about past absences—just scheduling, no drama • Wildlife influencer and Gatorland rep discusses needing credit in conservation • Dan jokes about craving credit like his dad; influencer culture toxicity discussed • Savannah blocks trolls to avoid bandwagon hate; Dan never blocks • Savannah meets Tom & Dan fans at Gatorland, praises niche wildlife creators • Girl becomes cicada influencer; cicadas vs. toxic lubber grasshoppers clarified • Savannah named official Tom & Dan wildlife correspondent • Fans fabricate drama between her and Chris Gillette; they made joint video to clarify • Savannah gets strange DMs; impersonated online by teen scammer feeding fake gators • Legal action taken; catfishing dangers highlighted • Recognized at LAX; has met celebs through reptile work • Praise for Steve Irwin’s no-gimmick fame; Savannah’s voice and tattoos make her stand out • Grew up around monster trucks; dad built Carolina Crusher • Ran away at 16 to work as Cinderella; ended up partying with Billy Idol • Shares awkward Nick Swardson encounter and better meeting with TJ Miller • Treats celebs like regular people; most aren’t that weird • Presented croc talk to Aussie scientists, forced them to take selfies • Sees herself as bridge between science, zoos, and public • Push to make conservation engaging and accessible • Mentions viral gator dummy video and Gatorland Global travels • Visited Australia, Jamaica, Cuba, Belize, Mexico; missed India trip due to COVID • South Africa trip included rhino dehorning and friend Dingo’s death by snakebite • Rhino horns removed via helicopter-assisted vet crew; antiseptic and tags applied • Explains wild dogs' gruesome hunts and lion mating patterns • Lions tranquilized with baited zebra for contraceptives and blood work • Rhino and lion work brought staff to tears; sacrifice explained • Initiation involved drinking elephant dung water with venomous death adder nearby • Close elephant encounter; kicked beer can nearly provoked it • Savannah values rare access to behind-the-scenes wildlife work • Gatorland audience fades if crocs not involved; one panther there hates her • Story of wild gator leaping into a tree for birds • Modern humans are soft compared to wild animals in constant survival mode • Vote for Gatorland as Best Theme Park in Orlando Weekly • JustCallMoe.com promo and upcoming Cimarron Skateway event • Savannah’s close inyala encounter at lodge; laid next to her, ate TP, watched TV • Contracted African tick bite fever; symptoms appeared back in U.S. • Got botfly from Cuban tree rat; missed its emergence on camera • Talk on authenticity in wildlife media; Bear Grylls faked past survival content • Dangerous boat encounter with hippos; they walk riverbeds and kill more than crocs • Raised pet hippo story ends in tragedy; maturity turns animals aggressive • Savannah balances kid-friendly content with high-risk animal work • Marine Corps background and past goal of air traffic control • Struggles of influencer life—millions of views but under a million subs • Running a show or channel requires nonstop work behind the scenes • Tom’s family trip to Sweden; Savannah recalls chaotic Times Square • Drew Barrymore show visit; connected more with Ross Mathews • Some newsrooms felt hostile; entertainer mode helps smooth tension • Praises Orlando and Florida for supporting weird local talent • Cuba is her favorite place; Northern Australia is a close second • Crocodiles are more dangerous than gators; Australia’s wildness fascinates her • Australians question trips to NT unless for crocs; she loves the remoteness • Got lost finding the studio; invited to return anytime ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37061185

Best of ACT - June 16-20 06/18/2025

827 - It Takes a Village 06/13/2025

827 - It Takes a Village • Sponsor shout to My Eternal Vitality and testosterone therapy • Tom starts a nutrition plan with Rebecca at Eternal Vitality • Andrea’s success with hormone balancing and weight loss • Praise for Dr. Powers’ scientific, non-sales approach • How nutrition and hormones affect physical and mental health • Andrea fits into an old dress—confidence boost moment • Rause joins, says he’s having a great morning • Rare honesty when people say they’re doing great • Suspicion and overthinking around “good day” comments • Rause loves being at the studio and seeing his wife game • His wife plays Pallia, a cozy farming sim • Tom jokes he never shares hobbies with his wife • Tom once deleted her Smurf Village in a fight • Emotional ties to sim games like Animal Crossing • Chat room reacts hard to Tom’s deletion story • Viewer shares divorce story tied to game addiction • Dan admits deleting Andrea’s Smurf Village during Christmas • Andrea confirms, says Dan was jealous of her village • She found it freeing to be rid of the daily upkeep • Dan jokes about being emotionally immature and horny • Rause reflects on his first Father’s Day • Dads get odd crafts—hand turkeys, glitter messes • School-made gifts feel impersonal due to mass production • Tom warns not to fall for the “just family time” trap • His own Father’s Day involved bourbon and golf • Should dads get blackout drunk on their day? • Hasselhoff burger and Alec Baldwin voicemail as wild dad content • Andrea once dreamt Dan cheated—real-life tension • Tom pantsed Andrea in Home Depot as a “joke” • Dan attended niece Becca’s recital—she plays euphonium • Praise for “superior” band competition ratings • Tom and Dan reminisce about middle school band • Dan’s kids chose sports over music • Talk of instruments parents dread their kids playing • Dan started on accordion, then flute, then drums • School concerts include multiple levels of bands • Middle school band kids surprisingly well-behaved • Band and theater teachers praised for passion • Reflections on teachers’ lasting emotional impact • Jack Bradshaw says high school is most influential • Ages 13–20 shape music/media tastes • Some teachers leave a mark—good or bad • Rause reads a chat about a humiliating teacher • Andrea’s niece Becca is now taller than Dan • Watching kids grow as a brutal time reminder • Celestial metaphor for growth and time perception • Dan’s “baby games” and joy around kids • First four months of parenting were brutally hard • Parenting becomes more rewarding over time • Song break: “Prop House – Jeff Buckley” • Hollerbach’s ad for Kinder Nights and bingo Tuesdays • Ross intros himself as comic, writer, b-boy • Ross and Dan riff on b-boy names like T Morrow • Antonio Brown charged with attempted murder in Little Haiti • Gunfire at celeb boxing event, claims of being jumped • Hiding contraband during police stops—weed stories • Destroying radio tapes to cover swearing • Found lost vape on golf course after a month • Talk about spouses always finding lost stuff • Weed can sometimes boost memory or focus • Weed as chore motivation—laundry, editing, etc. • Athletes using weed or microdosing for performance • Ross loves mushrooms, prefers outdoor controlled trips • Dan and Ross joke about tripping during hosting gigs • Hosting Orlando City matches caused nerves and sweat • Rause once hosted after 8 beers • Showed up high by accident—Dan had to jump in • Hiding inebriation during live events • Dan trying to cut back on weekday drinking • Alcohol and creative output—does it help or hurt? • Jim Phillips once called Dan funniest after two beers • Is drinking becoming part of the job? • Dan took a long sober break—might again • First-time Father's Day pressure and confusion • Rause fumbled Mother’s Day, then redeemed himself • Dan compares it to his fedora photo gift • Maisie’s birthday overlaps Father’s Day—Dan gives it up • Joke about taking Father's Day back when she’s older • Dads get jerky, moms get flower stands ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/37002365

Best of ACT - June 9-13 06/13/2025

826 - Bootie-Os 06/06/2025

826 - Bootie-Os • Repeating “time for a bath” gag with tax refund references • Joke about buying gas and candy with tax refund • Mentions donation to charity during checkout • Sassy and exaggerated tax refund persona named “Taxitude” • Introduction of Friday Free Show • Guest appearance by comedian Amy LaCour • Mention of David Jolly possibly joining later • Promotion of Funny Bone show with Jari Nose and Preacher Lawson • Mention of new Tom and Dan merch, including car coasters and sticker packs • Collaboration with Hittin’ Skins for promo items and car wraps • Upcoming Tom and Dan straw hats and sun shirts • Praise for Eric Merchman's tropical sun shirt design • Shoutout to the Orlando Science Center’s DC exhibit and summer camps • OSC.org mentioned, mix-up with OCLS (library) • Library event Melrose Pop Festival mentioned • Clarification for Amy about Hittin’ Skins not being “skin” related • Ball and bat wings humor and exaggerated ball descriptions • Amy’s background as a licensed mental health counselor and former therapist • Amy now does comedy and therapist trainings • She runs a live psych show with comedians • Discussion about Psychology Today being viewed as pop-psych • Debate over inviting yourself to events • Example involving Dan’s daughter Maisie and dance invitations • Article arguing self-invites aren’t as embarrassing as people think • Dan strongly opposes people inviting themselves to events • Tom mentions his hesitation to invite others due to obligation concerns • Example of Sam being invited/not invited to events • Issue of boss-employee social invites creating pressure • Tom avoids inviting friends without kids to kid-centric events • General dislike for being invited to social events • Stories of people guilt-tripping them for not attending events • Mention of Guy Torre calling out Dan for never attending his shows • Acknowledgement that Tom is more welcoming to invites • Jokes about Tom just wanting women at pool parties • Dan jokes about Tom’s long-term swinging attempts • Dan explains he doesn’t care who visits unless he dislikes them • Discussion on whether people can tell if they’re not welcome • Psychology Today article suggests fear of self-inviting is often unwarranted • Author claims people often don’t invite others due to oversight, not rejection • Dan and Tom contrast personalities—Dan needs control, Tom is more spontaneous • Questioning the legitimacy and data behind the Psychology Today article • Speculation that Gen Z may have a different view on self-inviting • Amy refuses to self-invite to avoid making people uncomfortable • Reference to Ross McCoy awkwardly asking Dave Coulier to open for him • Dan recounts being embarrassed during Ross’s interaction with Coulier • Amy discusses how hard it is to ask to be booked on comedy shows • Social media makes self-inviting to shows easier for comedians • Discussion on generational differences in communication and etiquette • Facebook events blur the lines between open and private invitations • Amy accepts not being invited if it's a small, intimate gathering • Discussion on deliberate versus accidental exclusion from plans • Tommy afraid to invite friends due to childhood trauma from Crystal’s story • Crystal’s birthday party trauma unintentionally affected Tommy’s behavior • Dan jokes about past trauma and inappropriate parental behavior • Amy describes being methodical with party invites to ensure good experiences • Amy admits to being called the “party Nazi” for controlling party dynamics • She avoids inviting incompatible personalities to certain themed events • Amy attending a Lonely Island-themed party • Tom jokes about costume ideas for the party, including “jizz in my pants” • Amy prefers structure and scheduled fun at social gatherings • Amy’s husband dislikes social planning and prefers to chill • Andrea also values structured, intentional downtime • Dan surprised that Amy doesn’t force her husband to participate • Dan shares story of Andrea surprising him with a new Switch 2 • Dan perceives Andrea’s surprise as a show-off move to Tom • Dan complains Andrea scheduled family time like a prison warden • Amy realizes her family dislikes being scheduled for activities • Discussion about learning to stop forcing family to hang out • Amy now asks for small, voluntary time with husband and kid • Tom relates to Amy’s experience with family scheduling pressure • Segment transition teased with upcoming gripe from Tom ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom 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Best of ACT - June 2-6 06/06/2025

825 - The Tale of the Unused Boat 05/30/2025

825 - The Tale of the Unused Boat • Bart Merrick and Crystal Vann promoted as experienced realtors • Dan shares story about selling his mom’s beach house with Bart and Crystal’s help • Jason joins via Zoom to talk about his positive experience selling his childhood home • Jason praises Bart for being informative and helping make educated decisions • Crystal praised for attention to detail and professionalism • Tom and Dan joke about Crystal’s superpower and Bart’s quiet demeanor • Jason lives in Raleigh and mentions insurance issues as a reason to sell • Jason thanked and invited to visit the studio • Show opens live from Just Call Mo Studio • Seth Petruzzelli introduced as guest, now with a mustache • Tom and Dan joke about diversifying the T&D universe with new characters • Seth jokes about being asked to say bad things and acting out for material • Dan praises Seth’s fatherhood and photos of him with his baby • Seth and Dan discuss fleeting nature of parenting moments • Jokes about wives’ fluctuating weight and appearances • Hurricane Party in Sanford promoted as punk/ska festival • Merchman back for 18th year, new sunglasses and stickers for sale • Seth says he's doing well and talks recent health changes • Seth started eating beef and goat again due to high B6 levels • Jokes about “goof” being goat + beef • Refuses to eat a Baconator, avoids pork • Dan stalks Seth’s social media and notices no boat posts since December • Jokes about otter poop in expensive, unused boat • Boat engine overheated after short use before Memorial Day • Seth limped it back home, scratched himself checking for issues • Chat member Conway J offers help; penis pic jokes ensue • New law prevents boat cops from stopping vessels without cause • Jokes about vomiting, smoke, or nudity triggering probable cause • Legal to be naked on your own boat in Florida • Speculation about nudity rules depending on distance or appearance • Dan praises boat nudity as freeing; jokes about peeing off the back • Karate birthday punches explained; Seth gives light strikes to kids • Student Jackal loves it; Tracy joins in during nephew’s birthday • Dan jokes about Maisie getting kicked for posture in dance • Seth trying to sell his house and frustrated by picky buyers • Complains about people lacking vision when viewing customized homes • Therapy floated as a way to handle real estate stress • Seth unsure if he’d prefer a male or female therapist • Seth says symptoms from B6 toxicity improving: twitching, tingling • Recalls getting HIV tests regularly and awkward exchange with staff • Jokes and impressions about assumptions made at testing clinic • Conversation about microcuts, risk, and anal sex in safe sex talk • Upcoming topics teased: Karate Kid reboot and Pigpen’s music • Matty Matheson from The Bear mentioned, plus song “Mental Madness” • Dan shares that Andrea lost 20 pounds on Dr. Power’s plan • Focus on in-body testing, hormone levels, and real nutrition • Seth’s Karate of Orlando site promoted, ages 3 to 65 • Talk about Karate Kid Legends with Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan • Mortal Kombat’s Raiden and Shang Tsung inspired by Big Trouble in Little China • Desire for a 4K copy of Big Trouble; movie available on Prime • Jokes about watching it while smoking weed together • Announcement for Tom and Dan Family Skate-a-Thon on July 12 • New BDM-only barbecue event coming in September • Hittin’ Skins collab with new sun shirts and straw hats • Friendly trash talk about Pineapple Man triathlon challenge • EJ claims he can outswim Dan; race in Lake Conway teased • Listener emails cover mocktails, NA drinks, and Fairlife milk • Dan had a pina colada after 4 months dry; Tracy had one too • Listener confesses to eating full container of Publix cookies • Joey Chestnut eats 27 bags of popcorn in new record • Dan shares old gorge stories—pizza and donuts • Vomiting after overeating discussed as weirdly relieving • Long ear and cheek hair discoveries horrify the group • Ayahuasca, psilocybin, and panic attacks from early weed use • Shared dream visuals and AI video sparking collective memories • Dan thought he was a child again during NYE weed brownie freakout • Reflection on how a single experience can trigger lifelong anxiety • Tom and Dan discuss how brains are more similar than people think ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36793755

Best of ACT - May 26-30 05/30/2025

824 - Infinity Stealth 05/23/2025

824 - Infinity Stealth • Listener Ryan praises Moe Dewitt’s hands-on legal help and accessibility • Ross McCoy guest hosts; jokes about Moe’s “minions” and Coors vs. Kirkland beer • Summer of Sips announced at Jeff’s Bagel Run with flavor drops and giveaways • Blogger tip: ask “what’s hot” at Jeff’s; suggestion for a Krispy Kreme-style hot light • Moe segues into a donut addiction story about his dad • Science Night Live promo: May 31, adult superhero night at the Orlando Science Center • Ross and Dan text weirdness, superhero jokes including “Silverfish Man” • Tommy completes 5th grade; Tom reflects on graduation renaming and Crystal’s over-the-top party bags • Gift bags include Raising Cane’s lip gloss and sanitizer; Tom forgot to hide animatronic Satchmo • Tom calls it a “hunk of shit” as Crystal walks in; awkward doll display mocked • Tommy becomes “Ranch King” despite not liking ranch; classmates gift him packets and pizza • Max is dubbed “Ranch Prince”; nickname sticks post-graduation • Tom’s emotional gap as a parent surfaces after missing Tommy’s straight-A award • “Non-confrontation of the Week” debuts with a Jackal-made theme song • Tom runs from a dog that bites his butt mid-jog and avoids confronting the owner • Second story: Tom lets teens into Baldwin Park pool who then disrupt the lanes and flirt with moms • Dan scolds Tom for mishandling the pool key; Tom hopes pool moms intervene • Stealth camping rabbit hole: Canadian YouTuber Steve Wallis hides in pallet trailers • Wallis has a full camper inside, cooks jambalaya, checks cams, and avoids notice • Dan is obsessed with stealth life; Tom jokes about ghillie suits and fake stores • Listener brings up game show prize buyouts; old vs. new show nostalgia • Mr. Beast’s prize model debated for lacking stakes; “The Running Man” joked about • Diddy/Kid Cudi drama: dog locked in bathroom, gifts opened, and a Molotov cocktail attack • Court stories reveal female DNA on the explosive; Cudi later hires an armed dog sitter • Ross calls Diddy “the Grinch”; Tom pitches “Black John Wick” starring Kid Cudi • Segment closes with Diddy allegedly trashing presents and intimidating behavior • Bull & Bush final show promoted; Ricky Reyes joins Moe Comedy Jam lineup • Memorial Day note: ACT show Monday, BDM on Tuesday ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36694670

Best of ACT - May 19-23 05/23/2025

Guy Torry & Tony Tone 05/22/2025

Guy Torry & Tony Tone Guy Torry and Tony Tone join the show, promoting Orlando Funny Bone shows on May 23–24 • Guy shares his frequent flights from LA and jokes about using Viagra for energy • Touring complaints include coach flights, disruptive passengers, and gross airplane bathrooms • Tony prefers road travel in his Chrysler Pacifica with his dog, using gym memberships on the road • Dan talks about Tesla road trips with his dog and enjoying silent drives • Discussion about awkward silences, audience behavior shifts post-COVID, and oversharing fans • Social media has blurred the line between performers and audience, erasing mystique • Comedy riff on branded cars, Tesla jokes, and NFL “tush push” debate with Jerry Jones impressions • NFL topics include Brock Purdy’s contract, 49ers ownership sales, and coaching vs. tanking • Diddy’s legal scandals compared to Vince McMahon’s disturbing allegations • “No Diddy” meme origins and elementary school kids repeating viral jokes • Speculation about celebrity distancing, party culture, and media fallout • Tubi films defended after coach flight jokes; Guy and Tony acted in “As Dreamers Do” • Kat Williams’ Club Shay Shay interview credited with reviving “Phat Tuesdays” and boosting Guy’s visibility • Kat’s strategy analyzed for media savvy, with speculation about backlash • Tony recounts early comedy days, Comedy Store memories, and time at UniverSoul Circus • Florida circus history, Sarasota, Clearwater, and Marco Island crowd stories • Guy met Randy Savage and other wrestling legends; Tony sparred with Sid Vicious • Brisket sandwich praise for Bucky’s; truck stop shower stories and bathroom comparisons • Dan growing out his hair and beard, compared to Vietnam vet and “Namish” jokes • Segment on storage unit addiction, memorabilia hoarding, and post-disaster donations • Discussion about Dak Prescott, Mahomes, Cowboys vs. Chiefs, and Taylor Swift’s NFL impact ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36679290

823 - Slobville 05/16/2025

Best of ACT - May 12-16 05/16/2025

822 - John Jacob Jinglewriter Schmidt 05/09/2025

822 - John Jacob Jinglewriter Schmidt • Ad read for Modern Plumbing Industries with character improv • Shout-out to small, family-owned businesses and Modern Plumbing’s legacy • Guest Rauce Padgett joins the show • Tech complaints about new studio setup • Discussion on Adderall, productivity, and memory struggles • Poor sales of new Tom and Dan shirt; Danger Brains designed the logo • Reflection on branding and the outdated original logo • Plug for Orlando Science Center’s “Mess Fest” with elephant toothpaste • Fringe Festival kicks off; Rauce promotes his show “Ten More Sketches” • Fringe praised for artist support and global reputation • Artists keep earnings directly, unlike traditional entertainment models • Fringe compared to capitalism without corporate control • “Six Guitars” success story from Rauce’s brother • Rauce recommends his show as a Fringe entry point • Fringe content shifting toward higher quality comedy • Fringe prep includes five months of writing and rehearsing • Use of AI to rehearse lines; Rauce blames memory issues on past drug use • Dan says talk radio ruined his memory for scripts • Preference for improv and instincts over rigid scripts • Comedy writing needs a character engine and clear structure • Sketch example: homophobic gay cowboy based on heartbreak • Jim Colbert’s advice on story structure referenced • Danger of becoming a generic “host” personality • Risks of outdated sketch premises and over-refining comedy • Need for consistent tone and strategic sketch order • Some jokes flop despite strong rehearsal feedback • Performing often reveals unexpected crowd favorites • Frustration when popular band songs are covers; Weezer’s “Africa” mentioned • Ad read for My Eternal Vitality and Dr. Powers • Andrea’s nutrition coaching and Mother’s Day promos at MEV • Praise for collagen therapy, cold hammer, and MEV’s judgment-free vibe • Air T&D discontinued due to market shifts and mismatched guest base • Joke about old lesbian couples booking the Airbnb • Rauce accused of not being fun; agrees he reflects others’ energy • Tom shares frustrations around theme parks and parenting dynamics • Tommy didn’t want gifts—just a “lazy stick” and compression socks • Family secretly got annual passes without telling Tom • Tom talks about trying to plan meaningful moments for Tommy • Reflection on time anxiety and raising kids • Comment on Dan’s post wanting to hang with Maisie forever • Rauce writes future messages to his kids through social media • Dan writes nightly emails to his daughter as if from beyond the grave • Social media awkwardness around expressing love or status updates • Phones shrinking attention spans; new Florida law bans phones in schools • Crystal cried with relief over the phone ban • Kids don’t know life without smartphones; 2009 seen as tipping point • Phones replacing boredom and killing introspection • Personalized algorithms creepily accurate—Rauce got a dog med ad • Praise for no-phone events like Chappelle shows and Epic Universe previews • Less phone use leads to more presence and less drinking • Marriage reflections: different blanket needs and conversation effort • Smugglers Run ride stories—Tom critiques the fake interactivity • Guests yelled at staff over malfunctions; parents already stressed • Rise of the Resistance praised for immersive quality • Tom annoyed by fellow guests trying to steal focus with jokes • Tommy gets his first phone, but only for text and FaceTime • Debate on giving kids smartphones and pressure to conform • Ross jokes about being pressured to perform at open mics • Dan shares being asked to sing on command by Jeff Howell • Fantasy vs. reality: Tom dreams of being a piano man in a restaurant • Talent expectations in casual settings called out as annoying • Joke about Tommy breakdancing to impress strangers • Promotion of “Ten More Sketches” and reminder to buy Fringe buttons • Mo DeWitt and Mortgage Guy Don sponsor Rauce’s show • Joke about human vs. AI jingle writers—“John Jacob Jingle Writer Smith” • Wrap-up with joke feedback banter and sign-off ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36512075

Best of ACT - May 5-9 05/09/2025

821 - Fingo Bango 05/02/2025

821 - Fingo Bango • Ad read for BudDocs and how telemedicine works for Florida cannabis cards • TJ Miller stays for Friday Free Show and praises show's Tribe-style intro • Talk of high school cliques, “chunga” wives, and early hip-hop vs. grunge • Riff Raff and Beyoncé blending genres, rap-country crossover • TJ forgot to promote “A Billion Pennies” charity for late friend Pat Bryce • Pat Bryce remembered as brilliant comic, solid guy, loyal friend • Chicago comedy roots: Kumail, Pete Holmes, Bronger, Canane • Pat’s iconic penny joke and scholarship at University of Dayton • TJ compares Tom and Dan’s vibe to Pat’s kindness and humor • TJ hangs out post-show; Kanye West’s banned track sparks debate • Criticism of Kanye’s antisemitism, trash sneakers, dark web song • Kanye compared to Trump, Kaufman, and provocateurs • Lyrics rhyme “Twitter” with “Hitler”; debate over shock vs. art • TJ reads Mein Kampf to understand propaganda • Discussion on Jewish storytelling and Kanye normalizing hate • Hosts reaffirm support for Jewish community • Manson’s 90s Nazi imagery and the line between art and offense • Seth Petruzelli arrives; jokes about his cowboy party outfit • Tom and Seth’s friendly rivalry and fitness talk • Ad read for Streamline Mortgage with Brian Zimel • Maisie teases Tom for standing straighter and looking less old • Dan’s love language is giving friends shit • Seth involved in car crash in Tracy’s BMW with daughter Vera • Contractor horror stories: stolen meds, failed projects, bad referrals • Seth’s renovation woes: rats, dirt mounds, broken deals • Dan compares house project patience to hip surgery recovery • Joke about Seth offering turtles with house; Vera loves feeding them • Dojo belt testing and jokes about becoming a shihan • Listeners missed Seth; he opens up about wanting to be liked • Tom and Dan debate authenticity vs. performance • Seth gifts hippo toys; Tom’s daughter texts him daily while pooping • Seth shares photo of lap poop moment with his own daughter • Debate on kids discovering parents’ wild pasts • Tommy wants a Spencer’s curse pillow; Seth offers to buy it • Hollerbach’s ad: Chef Pat, Sofas and Suds, family-friendly events • Seth’s showing goes badly; buyer hates the house • Dan reflects on Maisie growing up; Tom wants his kids to stay little • Listener email about Brad Meltzer and Alex Jones • Discussion on fame, fear-marketing, and right-wing media • Kids dying in media normalized post-Walking Dead ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) • Terrifier mentioned for handling kid violence offscreen • Seth’s tense call with Swedish homebuyer • Listener asks if they take illness precautions • Dan blames alcohol for low immunity; kids bring home germs • Pandemic mask etiquette and Japanese norms discussed • Joke about “hot tub and mini fridge variant” • Tom doesn’t grease hitch balls; uses T-Rex vanity cap • Question about guest dating an 18-year-old sparks debate • Seth jokes about old-person blowjobs and marriage dynamics • Babysitter possibly becoming nanny; dojo succession talk • Lululemon named to appeal to Asian markets • Plug for Seth’s dojo: karateoforlando.com • Martial arts trend critiques: sand, balloons, fake feats • Seth wore kung fu outfits to school and stored weapons in locker • Tried showing ritual suicide video at Christian school • Teases story about finding biological family via Instagram • Final jokes about Seth’s grandpa dying of ass cancer /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36414990

Best of ACT - April 28-May 2 05/02/2025

T.J. Miller 05/02/2025

820 - Scarfs Toboggan 04/24/2025

820 - Scarfs Toboggan • Promo for Bart Merrick and Crystal Van as realtors • Melissa shares positive experience buying a home • Friday Free Show recorded a day early • Tom going to New York City to see Ricky Gervais • Ross joins and jokes about cereal commercials disappearing • Discussion about kids’ cereal and Dan feeding his kids eggs • Talk about NYC homeless and rare types like “bird homeless” • Dan recalls Seattle man eating a bird head • Listeners send NYC tips and critiques • Debate over real NY-style pizza and the “it’s the water” myth • Mario Batali’s machine-made NY water and related jokes • Argument that NY pizza can be replicated outside the city • Plans to report back on NYC trip on Tuesday BDM show • Airline “skip lagging” loophole explained • Debate over ethics of skipping final flight legs • Mention of Delta engine fire in Orlando seen by BDM Suzette • Idea to use inflatable airline slides for a BDM event • Real slides cost $20k; joke about duct-taping dollar store rafts • Tangent on shooting ranges and pressure training • Ross jokes about underwear defense from intruders • Song break: “Marked Different” by local band Virginity • Promo for Pinball Dudes and their rotating pinball machines • Discussion on pinball as mechanical art • Mention of King Kong and Foo Fighters machines in studio • Talk about Kanye West’s odd public confessions • Tom’s son requests Oculus as reward, gets older version • Concerns over Roblox, VR content, and kids interacting with strangers • Discussion about limits on VR usage and past exposure to horror • Tom quietly dismantles a cardboard city; kids never notice • Debate on kids remembering promises and being disappointed • Talk about VR zombie games and their age ratings • Crystal questions VR's impact on a child’s brain • Reference to Columbine-era video game panic • Joke about being trapped in VR like old sci-fi plots • Maisie described as a sensitive rule-follower • Dan regrets joke that made Maisie cry • Promotion for Orange County Library’s Book Fest with Brad Meltzer • History Center’s “Collected” exhibit and free third Thursdays • Science of Wine event at Science Center promoted • Praise for educational partnerships • Jelly Roll NPR parody and discussion of his fading fame • Mention of Burt Kreischer’s 5K event and pricing debate • Introduction of fictional overnight host “Scarves Toboggan” • Scarves plays random YouTube songs and complains about no audience • Debate about ethics of unpaid radio interns • Skit with fake SafeTouch rival “Vault Field” and parody burglars • Dan and Tom discuss expensive ad branding and mascots • Bug-based characters like “Silverfish Man” and “The Exterminator” • Creepy bug designs, mohawk caterpillars, and punk rock stings • “Old Man” character reminisces about grunge and Surge soda • Nostalgia for the OJ Simpson trial and Ed Tyll losing ads • Story of sabotaging tapes to avoid lawsuits • Listeners remember clear pagers and see-through electronics • References to Beavis and Butthead, Star Trek: TNG, and N64 • Ross promotes comedy shows at Bull & Bush and Framework Coffee • Tom plans to visit NYC spots like the 9/11 Memorial and Planetarium • Andrea mentions Times Square’s screen show and Ireland portal • Ram Davesey warns of a water-based apocalypse and gold-filled boats • Fantasy of escaping floods with helium balloons • Final reminders for new merch and $10 leftover BDM shirts • Contact Eric via TomandDan.com for merch issues • Episode ends with legal disclaimer and “mediocre” sendoff ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36298880

Best of ACT - April 21-24 04/24/2025

819 - Ponytail 04/18/2025

819 - Ponytail • Discussion of Jeff’s Bagel Run and its rotating bagel flavors • Mention of carrot cake bagel with cannoli cream cheese • Dan tried hot sauce Cheez-It bagel, Maisie’s favorite • Fruity Cereal and Sprinkles bagels featured for the weekend • Encouragement to use the Jeff’s Bagel Run app and hashtag TDBagel • Listeners sharing their bagel experiences post-runs • Shoutout to Jeff and the value of listener feedback • Dan and Maisie love the pimento cream cheese • Show begins from the Just Call Moe Studio • Reference to a viral baby whale video clip • Dan and Andrea celebrate 15th wedding anniversary at Otto’s High Dive • Otto’s praised for oysters and Latin food vibe • Dan jokes about telling Andrea to “hop up on this baby whale” • Dan introduces the “going crazy” 2025-26 plan: ponytail, gold/platinum tooth, face tattoo • Sabrina from News Junkie consulted about gold tooth • Heinz Brazil makes gold teeth bottle openers for condiment packets • Joke about Dan being on the cutting edge of weird trends • Chatroom comment compares Dan to the fat kid from Hook • Brendan playfully defended as the coolest guy in the room • Mention of BDM Appreciation Party happening tomorrow • Shoutout to Danger Brain for branding and BDM shirt design • Appreciation of sponsors: Just Call Moe, Fairvilla, Pyro Spot, White Claw, Todd Burney, Marshall Bone Construction • Listener Justin flew in for the BDM event • Listener Suzette flying in, excitement over community gathering • Dan reflects on listeners traveling in for the event as deeply meaningful • April Jennifer Troy to perform a whip and magic show at the party • Jokes and confusion around “erotic whip show” phrasing • April described as magician, whipstress, scientist, and beautiful Asian woman • Dan says April and her wife seem very happy and successful • Mention of a “skidoo” and Dan being high • April asked if she could wear a “bikino” to the event • Term 'bikino' invented by Tom and Dan — possibly a male bikini • Recap of Moe’s Celebrity Bowling Tournament • Brendan wore a Moe jumpsuit • Tom and Dan’s outfits debated — Barf vs. Splinter • Dan jokes about shaving pubes with a BIC razor and baby oil • BDM show shoutout with Sam and Ross • Brendan teased as Oompa Loompa • Dan says Brendan trained fans to roast him like a cuck • Praise for Jason Guy’s kindness and memory for details • John Busteker roasted for snark and fake parking promise • Dan made a 'Pop That Bussy' shirt of Busteker with crazy teeth • Brendan skipped drag for a conservative event • Brendan avoids fake breasts outdoors for safety • Brendan says recent sex was disappointing due to soreness and pubes • Dan emailed his surgeon sarcastically: "dear butcher" • Dan wants Dansby’s paw prints tattooed under his eye • Discussion of Dan’s transformation and ponytail plan • Dan frustrated by post-surgery recovery • Dan jokes about having sex while sore, calls himself "The Littlest Mummy" • Discussion of Canadian Easter vs. Dan’s church-filled childhood Easter • Brendan recalls water guns and egg hunts inside • Dan got an AR-style Intertech squirt gun with banana clip • Realistic toy guns discussed — police stories and orange tip laws • Men slapping balls in parks as part of new "rewilding" trend • Will Blunderfield’s semen retention yoga and pee drinking • Dan jokes about "gooning" and a man named Nautica Malone dying • Chatroom jokes about "goonicide" and "gunneral" • Debate about flashing in bikini café drive-thru and intent • Dog the Bounty Hunter blamed orange juice for public masturbation • Locker room story: Antonio drying off while playing big band music • Dan compares himself to Darkman during awkward anniversary sex • Bungalow on the Bus recorded live with Tom and Dan • Andrea lost 17 lbs with Dr. Powers' InBody program • Dan lost 15 lbs doing macros • Dr. Powers confirmed for BDM Appreciation Event • Brendan called "erroneous" by City Hall • Campo Fiore café blocked by scaffolding — faux marble failing ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) 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Best of ACT - April 14-18 04/18/2025

Nick Swardson 04/18/2025

Nick Swardson • Promotion of TomAndDanWateringHoles.com and featured bars • Tap That Beer House's RFID-based beer wall explained • Highlights of Tap That and 1010 Brewing's community vibe and live events • Shout-outs to Celery City, West End, The Sullivan, and Salty Sisters • Nick Swardson's upcoming Orlando Funny Bone shows • Missed 2019 cruise with Nick due to travel issues • Cruise stories involving Chris Kirkpatrick, Ryan Cabrera, and wild incidents • Chris bought Dan’s wife a signed Silverchair guitar • Nick and Chris got matching tattoos on Train Cruise • Nick vs. Bill Burr debate on cruises’ pros and cons • Cruise stories: diarrhea smearing and hallway accident • Nick’s notorious 2014 Bob Carr show: chaos, drugs, passed-out fans • Elderly ushers unprepared for wild audience behavior • Nick and Dan joke about cocaine use during Lion King • Nick recalls wild comedy audiences in his 20s and 30s • Achieved platinum status with his comedy album • Bob Carr’s lack of security questioned • Reflection on social media's fun early days vs. cancel culture • Nick’s rise with “Party” album and Comedy Central specials • Colleges were peak venues during early 2000s comedy boom • Watch joke story: exposing himself as a gag • Commentary on shifting humor standards and consent in comedy • Started stand-up at 19, picked by HBO in 6 months • Performed at Aspen Festival, signed with Chris Rock’s manager • One of Comedy Central’s youngest half-hour special comics • Taped special at Jamie Kennedy’s, led to Sandler discovery • Cast in Grandma’s Boy after special caught Sandler’s eye • Shared values and humility bonded Nick and Sandler • Nick prefers walking or Uber, doesn’t own a car • Grew up on SNL, felt natural understanding of Sandler’s circle • Spade praised Nick’s scriptwriting on Benchwarmers • Dad was an investigative journalist and writing role model • Wrote clean, universal material to work anywhere • Criticized local comics for lack of drive • Emphasized listening and discipline from his dad • Attended Jennifer Aniston’s birthday at Brad Pitt’s house • Pitt introduced himself mid-conversation, was down to earth • Nick pushes back on idea that Hollywood is fake • Grew up obsessed with fireworks, caused chaos at Galifianakis BBQ • Zach banned fireworks after Nick’s misfire • Stories of fireworks tipping and setting a house on fire as a kid • Expelled from school, used experiences for comedy material • Parents divorced at 13, led to rebellion and drug use • Arrested for weed, sent to court-ordered rehab • Took theater as an easy elective, discovered passion • Acting/improv replaced addiction with performance high • Encouraged by teacher Jan Mandel to pursue acting • Stand-up quickly became his obsession • Chose clean material to go national • Stressed confidence and self-belief • Quit drinking, now only takes edibles for sleep • Encouraged self-reflection off social media • Grandma watched Grandma’s Boy and loved it • Proud the film still resonates with fans • Writing three new scripts to revive rated-R comedy • Grandma’s Boy exploded on DVD despite poor marketing • Film’s test scores rivaled Superbad • Confirmed for Happy Gilmore 2, out July 25 • Promoting Toilet Head live show as one of his last tours • Show features stories about Norm, Grandma’s Boy, and Reno 911 • Final thanks from Nick and hosts ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36220320

818 - Wonka & the Limping Audio Goblin 04/11/2025

818 - Wonka & the Limping Audio Goblin • Sponsored by BudDocs.org for medical marijuana licenses • BudDocs offers easy, same-day telemedicine appointments • Dr. Chanlatte curates BudDeals and dispensary discounts • Live from the JustCallMoe.com studio • Rauce joins the Friday Free Show • Rauce plugs “Good Sauce with Rauce and Joel” and their Fringe show • Recap of chaotic BDM $5 shirt-stuffing party at Hourglass Brewing • Koozie stuffing chaos and Tony Rage’s Minecraft-style table slide • Tom stresses over organizing volunteer events • Vince Taylor arrives on wrong date after Tom typo • Vince left his sick mom, showed up in BDM gear, found only fishermen • “Getting Tommied” becomes shorthand for careless screwups • Tom offers to pay Vince’s gas, Vince jokes about his 18-wheeler • Vince plugs his podcast and May 4 Star Wars brunch at Funny Bone • Tom & Dan join Temu affiliate program for cheap party gear • Tom orders tiny gardening shears from Temu, slow shipping • Dan never uses Uber Eats, agrees with Rauce that $5 is a solid tip • Uber Eats vs. old-school pizza delivery and tipping debates • Grocery bag strength becomes a pride topic • Ikea story: listener scans 59 items at self-checkout, gets mocked • Dan prefers real cashier interaction, jokes he brightens their day • Frustration over unpaid labor at self-checkout • Poop story from workplace where someone smeared it on a wall • Hot take: fondue sucks, Tom tips himself • Dan’s daughter loves taquitos, nostalgia for junk food athletes • Temu bag delivery compared to opium ships • Song “Catch These Fizz” by Wet Leg played during break • StreamlineFlorida.com plug for mortgage help from Brian ZIML • Rauce & Joel’s Fringe show titled “10 More Sketches” • Joke about flaunting past awards like Super Bowl rings • Tom wants to be a Kratos-style cool dad • Max learns card tricks on a camping trip • Tom teaches TikTok magic and finds comfort in math-based tricks • David Blaine nostalgia: 1997 special, studio visit after cursing • Listeners revealed levitation secret, Masked Magician reference • Magician Jeff Kaylor sells tricks to pros, Kostya Kimlat shoutout • Tooth Fairy talk leads to joke about Tooth Fairy porn • Celebrities like The Rock and Larry the Cable Guy played Tooth Fairy • Dan mentions hanging with a teen curious about podcasting • Teasers: cruise godmothers, Island Boys, Epic Universe • Song “Apocalypse Soon” by local band Debt Neglector • Fairvilla event plugs: Oral 101, Bootylicious Anal, Sex Toys 101 • Sanford Food Truck Fiesta judged by Angel and Brian Grimes • Dan forgets a studio visit, wears Crocs post-surgery • Dan hides when visitors knock unexpectedly • Student visits about radio but actually loves jazz and R&B • Dan recommends OrlandoBands.com and Ben Gardner • Internships: how Dan got his job after “Apple Annie” incident • Modern interns expect pay; Rauce says timing still matters • Dan jokes Tom’s kids have no dreams, but offers help to listeners’ kids • Dan says he has industry connections to make dreams come true • Rauce confirms Dan has Carrot Top in his phone • Dan compares himself to Willy Wonka of Orlando networking • Rauce visited Epic Universe three times, says it beats Disney • Highlights: Stardust Racers coaster, drink-around-the-universe • Praise for How to Train Your Dragon show and Dark Universe land • Dan wants to dress like Toad and ride Mario Kart drunk • Cruise guy Tony attends MSC christening with celebs • Drew Barrymore named godmother of the ship • Cruise godmother role explained: honorary, free cruise • Listener suggests D-Generation X crotch chop as dream fan moment • Tom dreams of catching an NFL pass • Dan shot on the Magic court thanks to Jeff Turner • Foo Fighters and Green Day inviting fans to play onstage discussed • Parenting efforts often go unnoticed until kids grow up • Moe DeWitt sponsors Rauce’s podcast and Fringe show • Promo for Moe DeWitt Bowling Tournament (sold out) • Tease for April 19 BDM event with erotic magic and DJ Sharp ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36103285

Best of ACT - April 7-11 04/11/2025

817 - Capt. Brock's Revenge 04/04/2025

817 - Capt. Brock's Revenge Thanks for watching, folks! - d • Live from Just Call Moe Studio • Friday Free Show kickoff • Plumbing ad for Modern Plumbing Industries • Mention of broken toilet in main bedroom • 10% off promo with Tom and Dan mention • Comedic rap bit with military theme • Jokes push into edgy territory • John Busdecker guest appearance • Busdecker from JustCallMoe.com, Bungalow and the Bus • BDM Appreciation Party set for April 19 in Sanford • Bowling tournament on April 12 • BDM invites sent twice—still open for active members • Silver Linings Band performing 90s covers at BDM party • BDM Todd sponsoring both April events • Venue still secret, but teased • Jennifer April Choi to do whip, fire, magic show in bikini • Dan mispronounces her name, blames Tom for overpromising • Ghost of Manute Bull appears in Twitch chat • T-shirt stuffing volunteer call for April 9 at Hourglass Brewing • Need help folding over 750 shirts and sponsor gifts • Viral boat video: Brock Horner vs. younger boater Gabe • Reactions to “all these motherfuckers know I’m tough” quote • Video compared to Kenny Powers and Roadhouse • Horner accused of piracy-like aggression; boarding illegal • History: 4 DUIs, 12 arrests; now viral villain • Charter license debate: PTSD, disability, Coast Guard rules • Online fishing communities erupt in response • Tom and Dan fascinated by the drama, not part of fishing world • Gabe’s fear, youth, and over-apologizing made video blow up • Argument over calling a 22-year-old a “kid” • Debate: military service vs. civilian confrontation • Many Florida boaters carry firearms—legal without permit • Discussion on aggression, legality, and maritime etiquette • Segment: “Defending a Monster” explores bridge speed rules • Crystal once yelled at boater—who later helped them • Dan compares boat drama to social media clout culture • Social media has turned fishing into performance • Fishing now likened to poker or gambling • Busdecker shares miserable deep-sea fishing trip • Listener Clark, a tugboatman, calls in • Six-pack license requirements explained • Some boat captains exaggerate experience, drug use rumors • Joke: Deadliest Catch crews on fentanyl • Dream of owning a tugboat for destruction • Joke: old woman offering favors on Lake George tugboat • Crossing guards are paid: $17.31/hr in Orange County • Ideal job for retirees; surprises about staffing and training • Some drivers confront guards over traffic control • Tom waves at guard daily out of obligation • Dan jokes refusing to wave makes you like Brock Horner • Andrea confirms pickup line confrontations are real • Crystal plays dog documentary to nudge Tom • Dogs evolved to understand human cues and pointing • Dan used hand signs with deaf dog Caesar • Evolution of dogs from wolves, emotional mimicry • Busdecker’s service dog trained but has anxiety • Fake support animals vs. real service dogs • Dan’s dog fetches the paper • Mail-on-Mail segment intro plays • Plug: MyEternalVitality.com, hormone balancing • Andrea on Dr. Powers’ nutrition plan • Tom adjusting diet post-hip surgery • Promo: upcoming VIP family event with Moe • Opening day: Detroit vs. Braves • TomandDanWateringHoles.com plug • Debate on show endings vs. infinite podcasts • Shows like Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers keep going • Nostalgia can’t always be recreated—AI won't fix that • Reboots rarely hit: Mr. Show, X-Files, The Walking Dead • Email from fan “Sebastian Monkey Knuckles Gonzalez” • Fan’s been listening since 8, now 23 • Dan jokes about old crushes on radio guys • Busteker lived in England at 22, shares perspective • Moving abroad offers growth, but routines persist • Chuck from Astatula calls in, jokes about rectal prolapse • Chuck describes Presto Hot Dogger device • Dan wants to buy one, excited by sizzling sound • Listener Amy addressed over BDM page sarcasm • Tom clarifies joke, refuses to fully apologize • Joke about $5 shirts and party gifts • Tease about secret Moe event for BDMs • Reminder: April 12 bowling at Oviedo Bowling Center Social Media: | | | Where to Find the Show: | | The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1: | | Exclusive Content: Merch: /episode/index/show/amediocretime/id/36009300

Best of ACT - March 31-April 4 04/04/2025

816 - Engulp the Favors 03/28/2025

816 - Engulp the Favors • Plumbing issues and appreciation for working toilets • Joke about tossing waste off balconies • Modern Plumbing Industries ad, services, and outdoor shower install • Praise for Modern PI’s reliability and wide service area • Tom and Dan show intro with Ross McCoy guesting • Tom fights off a worsening cold, uses vibrating pipe device for lungs • Gross loogie talk and clearing chest congestion • BDM Appreciation Week and April 19th Party details • BDM perks, joke about drunken double sign-ups • Hollerbach’s Chef Pat 20-year event with surprise belt from Adam Pierce • Tom’s awkward speech and surprise-ruining moment • Surprise party debate and Pat’s dislike of surprises • Praise for pork shank, Tom eats too fast • Dinner with Norm, Crystal, Simone, Brendan O’Connor, and more • Tom covers Norm & Crystal’s meal, sparking financial tension with Dan • Argument over voicemail service and walker re-use • Sword cane debate and long-borrowed item disputes • Realization that many friends have helped Tom over the years • Christine praised for event help and gifting • Tom wonders if he gives enough, Dan prefers self-reliance • Favors make people feel good—Tom’s German restaurant favor test • Ross takes favors, remembers early BDM sod farm party • Underage bartender and shirtless Ron at wild first BDM bash • Dan rides with listener who had full-scale marijuana grow house • High Times photo ops and weed legality vs. old paranoia • Dan’s electric Vespa project update • Story of drug dealer with $10k pit bulls • Ross links dog breeding to party lifestyle • Ross’s dog confused by barking truck • Tease of “Snow Brown” story • Wild NJ police chief antics: pranks, harassment, spiked coffee • Discussion on toxic prank culture in police departments • Pee pranks, courtrooms reading gross quotes, and Coke pube clarification • New music from Laura Jane Grace, the Gamblers, Common Saints, Catbite • Streamline Mortgage ad with Brian ZIMMO’s proactive refinance approach • Ross books comedy show in Bunnell (April 3rd) and Bull & Bush Character Night (April 23rd) • Ram Davasy and Rue Nafasat to host • Dan dreams of tiny-town living and Hardy’s fried chicken • Nostalgia for small-town gas stations and authentic Mexican food • Tom’s maskless pandemic visits to rural towns • Listener voicemail about hazard light etiquette • Legality of hazard light use while pulling over • Parking signal confusion and hazard etiquette on modern vehicles • Tom’s parking chaos vs. Crystal’s precision • Ross likens Tom’s methods to AI-generated logos • Tommy inherits Tom’s improvisational style, forgets backpack • Camping trip responsibilities, overcommitting, and scheduling regrets • Ross’s challenge to Tom: pallet truck test with no training • Dan and Grizz used to ride pallet jacks at Home Depot • Listener Clark vents about school pickup lines • Andrea parks and walks, while others arrive hours early • Ross’s pickup line S-curve and blocked traffic complaints • Schools assign traffic staff due to parental incompetence • Precision vs. chaos in school release systems • Tom’s mom warned to stay quiet about drug dealer at bus loop • Listener story bluffing cop out of car search with weed • Tactics when dealing with police smell-based searches • Dan’s joke about hops as weed smell decoy • Listener Neal mentions Dan’s “Who’s the Baddie?” Coco episode • “Space Pups” vs. “Space Buddies” and fart jokes in dog movies • Nostalgia for early radio work and morning show indifference • Dan learns not to over-prepare for radio • Akeem Woods fired for giving away food and talking too much • Critique of corporate promotions and performance disconnect • Mockery of corporate “family” language and blind loyalty • Daniel enjoys doing quality work for the work’s sake • Biggest raise came during a low-effort year • Andrea praised for effort vs. reward balance • Listener calls in about racism at hibachi restaurants • Cruise ship chefs vs. stereotypical performances • Satirical take on restaurant stereotypes • New music: Common Saints – “Firebird” • Dan’s comfort food from Current Seafood Counter • The Orb: chaotic Van family bad luck • Jennifer joins to describe I-4 trailer fire during band haul • Jen extinguishes fire with Sunkist, faces mechanical doubts • Praise for Jen’s competence and responsibility overload • Jen drops trailer in Daytona, sets up floor solo • Becca places 6th after only 5 months of training • Flags possibly burned from Jen’s roadside cigarette • Dan emotional about hardworking kids in extracurriculars • “Explosion of the Month” segment: 1970 Oregon sperm whale • Whale explosion aftermath and alternative disposal ideas • Exploding Whale Day and papier-mâché firework whale plans • ChatGPT joke frustrates Dan, idea to book it as comic • Debate on AI-written stand-up vs. original material • Comedians’ delivery vs. content—Preacher Lawson, Mitch Hedberg • “Yesterday” film premise, stand-up theft parallels • Heather Shaw’s Jim Carrey impressions and style impact • Corey Feldman on Billy Corgan’s podcast—chaotic persona • Booking Corey for BDM party? $15k and tolerability concerns • Podcast ambush idea for Corey Feldman • Ross plugs “The Orlando Talk Show” with therapy guests • Pints and Paws event details and pet charity support • Joke about local dealer getting charity cut • New BDM merch drop and email reminders for party • Final show thoughts on work/life balance and fulfillment • Show ends with “Ram Daisy” sign-off ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | 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Best of ACT - March 25-28 03/28/2025

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

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