American Wannabes Podcast
Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
info_outline 252. "The Replacements" 05/26/2022
252. "The Replacements" The Wannabe's had to replace Chris Z Pix after his rant that he wanted to leave his job and pursue a career in comedy. Chris wife didn't let him come to the podcast this week, incomes Raul Reyes to the rescue. Jesus also had to leave the podcast this week, Fern el Chaton comes off the bench. This is "The Replacement's episode."
info_outline 241. "Almend" 02/24/2022
241. "Almend" The Wannabe are officially washed as Jesus admits to being sore after a mildest motion. Does your leg fall asleep on the toilet? Also the guys discuss getting on a gluten diet and drinking soy milk. Overall a very responsible grown episode fro the wannabes this week.
info_outline 239. La Chatona 02/11/2022
239. La Chatona A bets a bet and Fern stays true to his word. This week the guys watch in horror as El Chaton gets dolled up by @Sqbeauty_lounge. Check out our latest Patreon episode for the beautiful results. Also Christian And Jesus make a bet of there own. Help us decide what the stakes are. With Valentines fast aproaching the guys share there proposal stories and give Jesus all the advice he needs. Also a game of Fuck Merry Kill for old times sake
info_outline 238. Hipster Tortas 02/02/2022
238. Hipster Tortas The guys are back with more mustache slander for Christian. Torta Cheesesteaks, Hot Cheetos, and Toilet paper... Christians got it all. Jerry and Jesus discuss getting a bidet. Also house rules for Jerrys kids as they grow into young adults. And Finally Jerry shows Christian how to make a boy.
info_outline 236." Fiending for Putasos" 01/19/2022
236." Fiending for Putasos" This week the guys talk about fiending for Putasos. Also the return of "Palabras". Then a discussion about Christians customer service and Jesus describes a Target incident where he got did dirty. Finally the guys ask the question whose better Denzel Washington or Big Willie Style.
info_outline 235. "YOU CANT SAY THAT ANYMORE 01/14/2022
235. "YOU CANT SAY THAT ANYMORE The guys are back after a much needed christmas break. This weeks topics include, Christians ugly stache, Drakes hot sauce rumor, you can't say that anymore of the week, Euphoria (Jerry gives it two dongs up), 90 day fiancee, El Omicron virus, And finally Jerry asks why kids don't want to work.
info_outline 234. " No Trace No Case" with J Valentino 12/22/2021
234. " No Trace No Case" with J Valentino The guys welcome a very special guest Mr. J Valentino. This episode probably should of been a Patreon episode cus things got hot and heavy real quick. Topics include Strippers, Hoodies, and Jerry's favorite topic more Strippers.