ASSVILLE

The pod formerly known as The Washed Men returns to its true cheek-clapping self: ASSVILLE. Comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen bring stories, chaos, rates, reviews, and washed wisdom every week. YEAAAAAAAAAH! Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/assville Follow Shain on IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on IG @heysethallen Follow the pod on IG @assvillepod

Goon Too Soon 11/13/2025

Goon Too Soon Seth goes to Austin and has another understandable IG misunderstanding. Shain's son turns two and should join the pod. Bobsled Yeeks! /episode/index/show/assville/id/39018555

Udders Not Gutters 11/05/2025

Udders Not Gutters Shain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as pineapple pizza. /episode/index/show/assville/id/38920470

Champagne Shain 10/30/2025

Champagne Shain They mayors do a winery. Shain gets another weekend of comedy with an influencer. Seth is very into Physical: Asia. Halloween preview! /episode/index/show/assville/id/38840330

Thicc Week 10/22/2025

Thicc Week Shain's fear of doo-dooing in public catches up with him. Seth has two snitches on his back, a bad day, a night, then a long day, and turns back into the Old Seth (sleeps through Tron). /episode/index/show/assville/id/38744930

I'm Malcolm X With My White Husband 10/16/2025

I'm Malcolm X With My White Husband MEGA EP! Seth crashes his car, makes money, and gets RIZZED by a spectrum gal. Shain chases a Scotch egg with many ribs and comes back home to being a drugs comic. Eventful! Decent Man! /episode/index/show/assville/id/38601650

Keep It Tight & Keep It Loose 10/01/2025

Keep It Tight & Keep It Loose Live from Riyadh! Seth Wing Poisons himself. Shain gets an incredible offer from his frat. The Mayors get the VIP influencer treatment. /episode/index/show/assville/id/38420490

Not Seth For Work 09/25/2025

Not Seth For Work Shain is back from going too hard at a comedy festival in Denver. Seth has some things to say about literature readings featuring iconic rapper/producers, mascot costumes at open mics, and the market value of his jizz. /episode/index/show/assville/id/38349760

CLASSIC ASS: Shain's Birthday & Seth's Instagram Blunder 09/18/2025

CLASSIC ASS: Shain's Birthday & Seth's Instagram Blunder For very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain had a birthday and Seth got in trouble for simply documenting things the algorithm showed him. /episode/index/show/assville/id/38261000

Splitter Splatter Scatter 09/04/2025

Splitter Splatter Scatter It's our 250th episode! Seth believes his sperm is high value but Shelly will not let him sell it. Shain gets mocked at a comedy festival. Don't believe the "Weapons" hype! WE ARE BACK BABY! /episode/index/show/assville/id/38082415

Throwback Clap - Unleash the Dragon 08/28/2025

Throwback Clap - Unleash the Dragon We 'll be back with another fresh clap next week folks! Thank you for being a friend. /episode/index/show/assville/id/38002955

Lover and Friend and Enemy of the Pod 08/21/2025

Lover and Friend and Enemy of the Pod Shain is dead (he's doing a show in Seattle) so lover and friend and enemy Nariko Ott (@nariko_ott) drops by to talk about battling wits with a raccoon, Seth hiding from the neighborhood skunk at the Perch, and getting in on BAD BITCH SUMMER. /episode/index/show/assville/id/37901170

CLASSIC ASS: Show Drama, Foot Drama, Hotel Masturbation Strategies 08/13/2025

CLASSIC ASS: Show Drama, Foot Drama, Hotel Masturbation Strategies There was a FIRE at the pod studio! So, this week it's a CLASSIC throwback to the golden age (August 2023) with DEEP hotel masturbation strategy discussion, Seth foot issues, and Shain show drama. /episode/index/show/assville/id/37808675

Food Crimes! 08/07/2025

Food Crimes! Professional food writer extraordinaire Claire Lower (@clairelizlower) joins to talk about Simp 4 Sportz being a can't miss idea, the pressure of being the number one Oreo writer in the nation, The Wing Street Dome, Facebook Food Madness, Bones, Tampa Steaks, and mustard in small curd cottage cheese. Shain hates pizza! /episode/index/show/assville/id/37715170

Rapper+Martial Artist+Tom Arnold=GOLDEN AGE OF CINEMA 07/31/2025

Rapper+Martial Artist+Tom Arnold=GOLDEN AGE OF CINEMA DEEP EP ALERT! Shain sends Seth spiraling into early 2000s urban action comedies. Advanced advice for white people on how to relax and enjoy other whites doing black things. Why people who hate Happy Gilmore 2 need to watch it 2-3 more times to get it. Did Tom Arnold walk so Gary Owen could run?? /episode/index/show/assville/id/37617860

Who leaves Superman? 07/24/2025

Who leaves Superman? A new era of technology! Seth is a mustard FREAK from way back. Shain has some new takes? /episode/index/show/assville/id/37530265

Young Ying Yang Twins 07/17/2025

Young Ying Yang Twins Shain gets his card declined at Popeyes. Seth also has a bad day. New technology! /episode/index/show/assville/id/37437930

Throwback Clap - Phillip M. Spitters 07/10/2025

Throwback Clap - Phillip M. Spitters In a truely WASHED moment both Shain and Seth screwed up this week trying to record the pod. Let's just say that one of them forgot to bring an SD Card and the other one didn't set up the equipment properly so they ended up NOT RECORDING for 36 mins that no one will ever hear. Check out their PATREON for the apology video. /episode/index/show/assville/id/37363770

FOOD CRIMES MEGA EP! 07/03/2025

FOOD CRIMES MEGA EP! Shain gets cutoff in the Delta Sky Lounge but still enjoys a nice washed Wu Tang concert and advice from [CENSORED ICONIC HOLLYWOOD PERSON]. Aaaand St. Johns is pretty racist, Seth DOMMED Seattle. Dock Life! Chris Mejia! Deep Down In My Dick Bones! Booty Meat Bounty on Nariko Ott! On Sight!!! /episode/index/show/assville/id/37269550

3 OLD AMIGOS FT. Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate 06/26/2025

3 OLD AMIGOS FT. Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate While Seth's away Shain will play... with Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate. Enjoy. /episode/index/show/assville/id/37170370

Meaty Tortellini 06/18/2025

Meaty Tortellini Seth goes wild on white beans and caesar salad for his birthday and Shain can't handle his meaty tortellini. Real hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-41-131722806 /episode/index/show/assville/id/37052020

Andrew Sleighter and No Drops 06/12/2025

Andrew Sleighter and No Drops Andrew Sleighter (@andrewsleighter) joins to talk comedy, comedy, and comedy. Listen to Andrew's new album Untapped Potential and check out The Cavalry podcast! Boner Clap Dueling GILF Merch in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-40-131278528 /episode/index/show/assville/id/36966760

Yeeks Week 06/04/2025

Yeeks Week Shain is back from overeating in Indiana and Seth witnesses a classic Karen meltdown at 7-11, then gets too into the UFO community. Loaf or Tiss? /episode/index/show/assville/id/36844935

Double Whammy in a Bad Way 05/29/2025

Double Whammy in a Bad Way Seth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way. New boner clap in the patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/36765980

Dark Boner Pod 05/21/2025

Dark Boner Pod Shain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood. The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials. Shout out to the Patreon! patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/36652660

St. John's Parade & The Accountant 2 05/15/2025

St. John's Parade & The Accountant 2 The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/36574325

Sensitive Shain Pops The Trunk 05/08/2025

Sensitive Shain Pops The Trunk GREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever. SPICY BONER CLAP ON THE PATREON (AND VIDEO!): /episode/index/show/assville/id/36481365

Car 69 04/30/2025

Car 69 Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!? /episode/index/show/assville/id/36375185

Small & Soft 04/23/2025

Small & Soft Lifes a bag, grab it. The Mayors are tired and talk about sleep a lot. Very washed. Shelly buys a gun. /episode/index/show/assville/id/36273840

Audience Misdemeanors 04/16/2025

Audience Misdemeanors Shain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows. /episode/index/show/assville/id/36184035

CLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The Party 04/10/2025

CLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The Party Seth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever. /episode/index/show/assville/id/36077280

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