ASSVILLE

ASSVILLE is a CHEEK-CLAPPING, PEACH-DROPPING, Rate & Review podcast where comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen cover topics ranging from Pop Culture to Food, Relationships to Sports, and anything in between! Wanna become a citizen of Assville? Join our PATREON www.patreon.com/assvillepod Subscribe to ASSVILLE wherever you get your podcast! Follow on Twitter and Instagram @assvillepod Got a suggestion for us to Clap? [email protected] Follow Shain on Twitter/IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on Twitter/IG @heysethallen

HOG WATCHIN 05/01/2024

HOG WATCHIN CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/31064088

Soho House 04/25/2024

Soho House CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors end up at an exclusive social club with some questionable vibes and discuss whether or not lemon-pepper cottage cheese is fusion cuisine. Fresh boner clap up on the patreon too, get in here! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30979153

Goggs Workin On All Of Us 04/17/2024

Goggs Workin On All Of Us CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30857828

Grand Theft Glizzy 04/11/2024

Grand Theft Glizzy CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms! /episode/index/show/assville/id/30775863

Seth Has Pneumonia! 04/04/2024

Seth Has Pneumonia! CLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30675593

Critical Ranch Theory 03/28/2024

Critical Ranch Theory CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30579388

Dune Too Much 03/21/2024

Dune Too Much CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about Timothée Chalamet and discuss horny stand up spots. More on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30472658

Simp 4 Sportz 03/14/2024

Simp 4 Sportz CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have another big business idea, for real this time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30374383

Slippery Eel 03/07/2024

Slippery Eel CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30266878

Come Original 02/29/2024

Come Original CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30166723

Brothaz of the High Ways 02/22/2024

Brothaz of the High Ways CLAPPERS REJOICE! Bad tattoos are good but also bad and it's time for the Mayors to start a band. Boner Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/30064433

Beanie Wile 02/15/2024

Beanie Wile CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29968708

Lou Williams 02/09/2024

Lou Williams CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29868268

Horsey Source 02/01/2024

Horsey Source CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29750048

Places To Go 01/25/2024

Places To Go Clappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29644718

Snow Dogs 01/18/2024

Snow Dogs CLAPPERS REJOICE! They Mayors get snowed in. Shain bakes for Seth, Shelly is mean. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29539688

Reacheround Sethxxx 01/11/2024

Reacheround Sethxxx CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Katt Williams. Seth is Katt Williams. Check out Boner Claps on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29438193

Soaking Beejer 01/04/2024

Soaking Beejer CLAPPERS REJOICE! New Year New Claps! Shain can't get in the club. Seth hurts his back BEING A MAN. New Boner Claps on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29336333

Serbian Shenanigans 12/21/2023

Serbian Shenanigans CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has too much time, Shain got beat up in the bathroom. Yamhill news it's not good! HOT bonus clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29179078

Asian Good 12/14/2023

Asian Good CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth talk 5G cost savings vs. conspiracies, white Southern Rappers, belt buckles, comedy show fights, and T.I. Shain was part white the whole time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/29073753

Shellyfest 2023 12/08/2023

Shellyfest 2023 CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's Shelly on Shelly as Shain and Seth could not find a time to be in the same room at the time this week. Shelly joins to talk about out of business foodcarts stalking her IG, deadly Panera Lemonade, and movies starring Gerard Butler also produced by Gerard Butler. Then we revisit a classic Shelly episode. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28982623

Hand Fruit 11/30/2023

Hand Fruit CLAPPERS REJOICE! Concentrated Shain is a problem. Seth busts his spreadsheet wide open. Some of this ep went so off the rails it had to be Patreon only. Shain's fault! Yovu beer! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28859838

SLOB WIZARD 11/22/2023

SLOB WIZARD CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors love Australian Drill Rap and learn how to transition from sitting to standing correctly. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28752913

NEW BORN NEW BRENDEN 11/17/2023

NEW BORN NEW BRENDEN CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back with a baby! Shelly is glad the baby looks black. Seth's back hurts. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28684088

Shelly On Baby 11/09/2023

Shelly On Baby CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in the hospital waiting on the newest member of ASSVILLE so a little curveball here as Seth and Shelly prepare the nest and revisit ASSFEST just to tease and squeeze ASSFEST 2! Yovu Beer! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28562891

Lonely Beekeeper 11/02/2023

Lonely Beekeeper CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28495019

Reverse Half Cowgirl 10/26/2023

Reverse Half Cowgirl CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors unpack Shain's album recording and welcome our new official sponsor Yovu Beer! Milk that goat! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28430015

Booty Meat Bruv 10/19/2023

Booty Meat Bruv CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth tag team opening for a British white rapper, Shain gets roasted by local teens. New drops! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/28363076

White Savior Classics Vol. I 10/12/2023

White Savior Classics Vol. I CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors make ASS history and finally watch RADIO. Also Dangerous Minds, and Shelly reinforces toxic masculinity and some other problematic behaviors. Come see Shain record his album! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227 /episode/index/show/assville/id/28295651

Save The Last Disc 10/05/2023

Save The Last Disc CLAPPERS REJOICE! Get your splat points up! The Mayors buy the Perch and the Equalizer is an Avenger. Get tickets to Shain's album recording 10/20/23: /episode/index/show/assville/id/28234031

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