ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

The pod formerly known as The Washed Men returns to its true cheek-clapping self: ASSVILLE. Comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen bring stories, chaos, rates, reviews, and washed wisdom every week. YEAAAAAAAAAH! Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/assville Follow Shain on IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on IG @heysethallen Follow the pod on IG @assvillepod

CLASSIC ASS: Pickathon + White Women With Cornrows (We Love Them) 07/16/2026

CLASSIC ASS: Pickathon + White Women With Cornrows (We Love Them) TOSS IT BACK TO 2023: The Mayors were fresh off of Pickathon and pay tribute to all the white women with cornrows. /episode/index/show/assville/id/42109750

Ice Cold Mustard 07/09/2026

Ice Cold Mustard Shain has World Cup Fever, Seth gets injured at a funeral. /episode/index/show/assville/id/42020550

SubDog Millionaire with Chris Mejia 07/01/2026

SubDog Millionaire with Chris Mejia Special guest comedian Chris Mejia (@chrismejiacomedy, The Down Bad Show) joins to talk about Subway getting into the glizz game and to challenge Seth and Shain to prove their knowledge of black culture. Who wins??? /episode/index/show/assville/id/41853010

Back Dat Clap Up - Docking Duende 06/25/2026

Back Dat Clap Up - Docking Duende Another clASSicccck ep from the Mayors back when we had our whole lives ahead of us! We'll be back next week with another fresh ep! Thanks for Clapping them Cheeks! Check out our patreon to see some other goodies. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41800125

In Crust We Trust 06/17/2026

In Crust We Trust Shain has World Cup fever, Seth rides for sandwich influencers who have been rejected by their corporate overlords. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41676860

It's Seth's Birthday 06/11/2026

It's Seth's Birthday Shain has DRAMA at the Space Needle, Seth has a big bed-chair birthday. The pod is more popular than ever and we don't know why, but if you're new consider supporting the pod on patreon where there's bonus eps, weird pics, goss, and much more: https://www.patreon.com/c/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/41610485

Bones Up for Mav 06/03/2026

Bones Up for Mav Seth's marriage is tested by the arrival of the giant bed-chair, he gets too scared at a 10:00 AM screening of Obsession, and discusses the art of bean grazing. Shain sends his best friend along to the rainbow bridge :( /episode/index/show/assville/id/41524555

Schrödonger's Cat 05/28/2026

Schrödonger's Cat Shain commits a comedy faux pas, or did he? Seth's birthday present leads to a fight. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41450835

ASMRVILLE 05/21/2026

ASMRVILLE Seth and Shain accidentally watch Eurovision at a Cricket Bar. Shain goes on a journey to an outlet mall, Seth goes on a journey to xhamster. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41374605

Throwback Clap! Blast From the pASSt 05/14/2026

Throwback Clap! Blast From the pASSt Shain lost his voice and Seth has a show so this weeks episode is nice and old. We will be back next week with like Little Ceasars, Hot and Ready! Support the Mayors of Assville by signing up for our Patreon where you can get bonus material (sometimes) but mostly to support your two favorite not famous but funnier than most famous comics/podcasters. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41294140

Ruben For A Stoobin 05/07/2026

Ruben For A Stoobin AYYY Also this week a fresh, 52nd BONER CLAP in the Patreon! Shain auditions for the theatre and sees Musiq Soulchild by the airport. Seth discovers bi-anal beats. Spotify Sable returns? Lots of Riff Raff. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41200740

Rothko's Chicken & Waffles 04/30/2026

Rothko's Chicken & Waffles Shain gets back from a dramatic time in Houston that also includes a passionate plea to return microwaves to hotel rooms. Seth discovers a new AI enemy and loves dive bar soup because it heals. /episode/index/show/assville/id/41072560

Gorpcore Dad Voice 04/23/2026

Gorpcore Dad Voice Shain is back from an eventful sober time in Colorado. Seth calls Shelly to tell a story about health care waiting room justice. Fresh new boner clap in the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-51-he-156323439 /episode/index/show/assville/id/40986485

Blacked Out On Spice 04/15/2026

Blacked Out On Spice Shain gets tricked into fake drugs. Seth shares a life hack he learned as a youth for getting out of beatings he may or may not have deserved. Both have run ins with the youth that leave them confused. /episode/index/show/assville/id/40883055

Her-Man the Stur-Jan 04/08/2026

Her-Man the Stur-Jan Modern male friendships are closely examined in a fresh and insightful way. Shain answers several important Asian-related questions. Seth is excited about gum. /episode/index/show/assville/id/40770040

Dadgooning while Podmaxxing 04/02/2026

Dadgooning while Podmaxxing Shain is fresh back from a surprisingly positive trip to LA. Seth performs for a retirement community. Thank you patreon people! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/40707815

Reacher In Real Life (Shelly Episode!) 03/24/2026

Reacher In Real Life (Shelly Episode!) Shain is in LA so SHELLY makes her overdue return to the pod! They discuss Reacher beating up a man in real life who deserved every bit of it (WAR MACHINE FOREVER), whether or not Shelly misses being on the pod (no), and various character flaws in both Seth and Shain are explored. /episode/index/show/assville/id/40610720

Walter Moggins 03/19/2026

Walter Moggins Shain's theatre audition and performs for Italians. Seth is lost. A debate about War Machine that you can't even imagine. Big Boner Clap on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-50-153404151 /episode/index/show/assville/id/40539645

Seth's Past Life Regression 03/12/2026

Seth's Past Life Regression Shain falls off a stage and prepares for a life in the theater. Seth makes his skin man put a number on it, does a horrible show, and finally gets his past life regression session confession profession. Five new patreon sign-ups and we set a date for ASSFEST 2! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/40408330

Bone It In, Bone It Out 03/05/2026

Bone It In, Bone It Out Shain and Seth pitch a can't miss new cooking show. Shain opens for an ex-Joker, Seth does a booze gag on stage that makes him sick. TI's stand up special is watched and debated. Leave us a 5 star review we will read it on the pod :) /episode/index/show/assville/id/40322440

Even The Thinnest Pancake Has Thick Thighs 02/26/2026

Even The Thinnest Pancake Has Thick Thighs Lots of comedy goss! Seth has a Magician Dilemma, Shain has a bone to pick with karaoke. /episode/index/show/assville/id/40238405

Shain Tongue Kissed A Dog On Stage 02/19/2026

Shain Tongue Kissed A Dog On Stage Shain and Seth go into seperate but equal unappealing shows on the same night. Big news about Seth's birthday is revealed. Fresh boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-49-151134550 /episode/index/show/assville/id/40160850

Quad God Massage 02/12/2026

Quad God Massage Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences. Seth gets his first ever massage. Did he pop a B? Shain gets racially profiled at McDonalds but in a fun way. Extra spicy boner clap live in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-48-150552800 /episode/index/show/assville/id/40084165

The Alabaster Alligator ft. Riff Raff 02/05/2026

The Alabaster Alligator ft. Riff Raff Shain learns to love train life and Seth ACCIDENTALLY hangs out at an event for teens. Lots of freestyles because of something Pedro did. Important discussion of comedian walk out music. What should the mayors walk out music be? /episode/index/show/assville/id/40003115

Weiner Week In The Streets Glizzy Gobbler In The Sheets 01/29/2026

Weiner Week In The Streets Glizzy Gobbler In The Sheets The Mayors risk it all for Weiner Week. Shain has a road rage altercation. Seth saves $440 with a sternly worded letter. /episode/index/show/assville/id/39919965

Entrée Kirilenko 01/22/2026

Entrée Kirilenko Shain versus a heckler in Crocs. Seth gets a strong take validated by a white rapper. Consider leaving us a review or signing up for our Patreon :) https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/39824755

Glizzy On Display 01/15/2026

Glizzy On Display YES INDEED. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/39739120

Room Temp Shrimp 01/08/2026

Room Temp Shrimp CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth eats all the shrimp in the green room and gets a bloody eye. Shain does the longest guest spot ever for Hannibal. Boner Clap w/Surprise Guest (Bradley Cooper?) on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/39656210

KAREN COMES FOR SHAIN 12/31/2025

KAREN COMES FOR SHAIN We close out 2025/Open up 2026 with a CHAOS EP! Shain gets attacked by a Karen online. Seth spills wine all over himself. Video on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/39573000

8 AM AVATAR CHRISTMAS 12/22/2025

8 AM AVATAR CHRISTMAS Shain unleashes chaos at a corporate holiday party. Seth sees Avatar: Fire and Ash at 8 AM and has the time of his life. Video and more on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/39492070

ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

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