THE WASHED MEN

Washed comedians Shain Brenden, Seth Allen, and their guests remember when things used to be better and their backs didn't hurt so much. Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/thewashedmen Follow Shain on IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on IG @heysethallen Follow the pod on IG @thewashedmenpod

Doob In My Tube 12/18/2024

Doob In My Tube Hairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429 /episode/index/show/assville/id/34497690

Smash Or Pass 12/12/2024

Smash Or Pass NEW SHOW ALERT! SETH AND SHAIN'S JOKES & THANGS DECEMBER 28. Tickets here, FIFTY PERCENT OFF discount code in the patreon: /episode/index/show/assville/id/34407170

CLASSIC ASS: Everyday Was Shainsgiving 11/28/2024

CLASSIC ASS: Everyday Was Shainsgiving CHICKEN MEAT IN THE POT! We go back to Thanksgiving, 2021 to talk about wild turkeys and foot fetish DMs. Truly nothing has changed. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/assville/id/34188715

Madea Steals Your Data 11/21/2024

Madea Steals Your Data BIG HOT EP: Shain and Seth do a show in Ridgefield, Washington and a local just has to yell out the n-word. Then Seth accidentally sees a Christian movie and converts. /episode/index/show/assville/id/34074621

Either Way Ya Gotta Love It 11/12/2024

Either Way Ya Gotta Love It Shain is DOWN BAD after another Dawgs loss, Seth is DOWN BAD after a big bomb in the Couve, and they realize both were their own fault. Then Seth sees an armed man choke a guy. Come on out and see Shain and Seth in Ridgefield this weekend baby!!! /episode/index/show/assville/id/33899212

2 Boots And A Scoot 11/07/2024

2 Boots And A Scoot Shain hosts an election party that goes how you might expect. Seth brings cowboy Riff Raff to the pod. Go to hell Big Kahuna sunglasses! /episode/index/show/assville/id/33827192

Skinny Meat 10/31/2024

Skinny Meat Seth has a bone to pick with Shain and the washed men uncover a major weakness in our national security at Ace Hardware. Then Shain is forced to deal with a hot horned up Halloween audience. Fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/33698152

Earl Klugh The God 10/23/2024

Earl Klugh The God Go Dawgs! Shain deep dives into Seth's past and Jazz Guitar. HOT boner ep on the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/33579702

Skinny Calf Kings 10/16/2024

Skinny Calf Kings A pretty emo ep about quitting comedy. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/33478842

Moroccan Jelqing 10/11/2024

Moroccan Jelqing Shain battles teens on local TV, Seth battles diarrhea while abroad. Stop jelqing and buy Shain's album Either Way, Pretty Funny: https://shainbrenden.bandcamp.com/album/either-way-pretty-funny /episode/index/show/assville/id/33414892

A Classic Washed Episode 10/03/2024

A Classic Washed Episode Feel the rain on your skin! Enjoy this classic episode from Sept 2021! We will be back next week with a brand new episode! In the meantime get Shain's debut album "Either Way, Pretty Funny" right here! /episode/index/show/assville/id/33308352

So Seth Allen 09/26/2024

So Seth Allen Shain goes on a comedy golf trip and ends up at the club. Seth realizes he has a major branding problem and tells the grossest joke of his life. BUY SHAIN'S ALBUM "EITHER WAY PRETTY FUNNY" https://music.apple.com/us/artist/shain-brenden/1503603424 /episode/index/show/assville/id/33212877

Today Is Where Your Book Begins 09/19/2024

Today Is Where Your Book Begins Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin! Shain tries to grind, Seth injures himself playing disc golf. /episode/index/show/assville/id/33118032

Crips & Cowboys 09/12/2024

Crips & Cowboys Shain's mind is a washed haunted house and Seth thinks Jamie Kennedy deserves more respect. Buy Shain's album or his son won't eat: /episode/index/show/assville/id/33016112

I Got The Internet Blowin Nuts 09/06/2024

I Got The Internet Blowin Nuts Seth has train drama and then is put in his place at Bumbershoot, Shain regrets buying a blue check. /episode/index/show/assville/id/32939862

It Goes Down In The BM 08/29/2024

It Goes Down In The BM CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth go to Seattle. Seth does a house show, Shain is tired of a famous comedian's opener. Well that's a surprise. Patreon! https://www.instagram.com/assvillepod /episode/index/show/assville/id/32787232

The Jin of Drops! 08/14/2024

The Jin of Drops! CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors debut hot new drops and one of them sends Shain into a dark spiral he can never return from. Shouts to Bumberpoop 2024, Jin the MC, and Blade: The Series. /episode/index/show/assville/id/32574927

Washed Men 08/08/2024

Washed Men CLAPPERS REJOICE! Who washes the washedmen? Come see Shain and Seth in Seattle on 8/24 to find out! Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/32492627

Bog With The Hog 08/01/2024

Bog With The Hog CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets sick in Sacramento and Seth discovers a secret glizzy menu. Shelly drops in hot after returning from [REDACTED]. /episode/index/show/assville/id/32384567

Nickelblack 07/25/2024

Nickelblack CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain returns from golfing with the wealthy whites of Santa Barbara and Seth helps the black youth save some goats. /episode/index/show/assville/id/32290302

Surfboard Mechanic 07/17/2024

Surfboard Mechanic CLAPPERS REJOICE! The hilarious Nariko Ott (What's More Metal pod, @nariko_ott) fills in while Shain is on vacay to talk with Seth about Sex Club Comedy, regular degular unhinged open mic behavior, condiment cops, and roast jokes. /episode/index/show/assville/id/32186952

Bro Country For Oldmen 07/10/2024

Bro Country For Oldmen CLAPPERS REJOICE! See Shain & Seth in Seattle 8/24 please! Now enjoy the Mayors freestyling over bro-country beats. Boner Clap on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/32077107

Got Em Wet Like Baby Carrots 07/03/2024

Got Em Wet Like Baby Carrots CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain bounces back from his injury (assault?) and Seth runs into surprise challenges emceeing a country music festival. And a fresh Bone to Clap in the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/31993707

SHAIN'S ASPHALT 06/27/2024

SHAIN'S ASPHALT CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is injured so Shelly steps in to explain why the pod will never be successful. /episode/index/show/assville/id/31905812

Tug Buds 06/19/2024

Tug Buds CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/31815797

DSL Sethy 06/12/2024

DSL Sethy CLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods. /episode/index/show/assville/id/31722862

CLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B Playlist 06/06/2024

CLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B Playlist CLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/assville/id/31630627

Bar Friends Bar Foes 05/30/2024

Bar Friends Bar Foes CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can’t remember a man’s name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/31526147

Boner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS) 05/22/2024

Boner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS) CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/31426812

Stand On Monkey Bidness 05/16/2024

Stand On Monkey Bidness CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville /episode/index/show/assville/id/31336042

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