THE WASHED MEN

Washed comedians Shain Brenden, Seth Allen, and their guests remember when things used to be better and their backs didn't hurt so much. Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/thewashedmen Follow Shain on IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on IG @heysethallen Follow the pod on IG @thewashedmenpod

Small & Soft 04/23/2025

Small & Soft Lifes a bag, grab it. The Mayors are tired and talk about sleep a lot. Very washed. Shelly buys a gun. /episode/index/show/assville/id/36273840

Audience Misdemeanors 04/16/2025

Audience Misdemeanors Shain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows. /episode/index/show/assville/id/36184035

CLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The Party 04/10/2025

CLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The Party Seth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever. /episode/index/show/assville/id/36077280

Proud POC Coyote 04/02/2025

Proud POC Coyote Shain sees an airport fight and meets a celebrity peer in Albuquerque, Seth has Chet Hanks related theory. /episode/index/show/assville/id/35970655

Footlong Buns 03/27/2025

Footlong Buns Shain gets busted DMing Seth sexy farmer content. Boner Clap in the Patreon! Come to Jokes & Thangs March 29th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779 /episode/index/show/assville/id/35883155

Good In Goodbye 03/19/2025

Good In Goodbye Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs 3/29/25! Boner Clap in the Patreon! Shain blows up the Space Needle. /episode/index/show/assville/id/35772225

Inter-Moler Marriage 03/12/2025

Inter-Moler Marriage SETH AND SHAINS JOKES & THANGS MARCH 29TH: Seth walks eight miles, drinks too much, eats two frozen burritos, does two shows, and abandons Shain mid-pod. The vagina mobile pulls up. Then it gets weird. /episode/index/show/assville/id/35649275

Dog With A Hog 03/06/2025

Dog With A Hog Chet Hanks is the best thing about a show. Seth finally gets an expert to count his moles and has a big thick bone to pick with Shain. Shain becomes an outcast at a group dinner. Boner Clap and discount to the March Jokes & Thangs in patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/35555620

Tingly Creams Wherever You Want 02/27/2025

Tingly Creams Wherever You Want It's not a bandage it's a medicated heat pad! Shain injures himself at a Deftones concert. Seth gets the Waterworld treatment in Hood River. Hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/35453775

Creampod 02/20/2025

Creampod Do you dry your feet before you get out of the shower? Night pod! Shain has a stern message for the youth, Seth watches The Gorge and learns something important. /episode/index/show/assville/id/35361145

Chickens Come Home To Nut 02/12/2025

Chickens Come Home To Nut Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences and a classic weekend of local comedy filled with drunk rowdy whites of all ages, making out, and one big bomb for the road. We're back baby! /episode/index/show/assville/id/35250795

Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman 02/05/2025

Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) joins to talk about his lavish NYC living situation and how all his friends are making it in comedy. DON'T MISS JOKES & THANGS 2/22! 50% OFF FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS WE LOVE YOU: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1222999577659 /episode/index/show/assville/id/35158240

Enemy of the pod Nariko Ott returns and gets BANNED 01/29/2025

Enemy of the pod Nariko Ott returns and gets BANNED Shain is off celebrating his birthday so pod villain Nariko Ott (What's More Metal Podcast, @nariko_ott) joins Seth to talk about roasting Seth on the last Jokes & Thangs and other very positive things. /episode/index/show/assville/id/35061565

Its Shain's Birthday! 01/21/2025

Its Shain's Birthday! The Mayors go on TV, Seth makes an instagram mistake again, and it's Shain's birthday! Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs 1/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 /episode/index/show/assville/id/34949175

Boomers Boom In The Boom Boom 01/15/2025

Boomers Boom In The Boom Boom Shain performs for a Boomers only singles meetup group in Colorado and Seth has nothing. Don't miss Jokes & Thangs 1/25/25! Patreon members get half of Thangs tix! /episode/index/show/assville/id/34863080

HPV ONLY 01/07/2025

HPV ONLY LATE NIGHT POD IS DIFFERENT. Seth gets the worst possible intel on Hot Seth and is devastated by Nosferatu. Shain takes his time to get around to lasagna. Don't miss Shain's Birthday Edition of Jokes & Thangs January 25th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 /episode/index/show/assville/id/34753500

Nutsferatu 12/31/2024

Nutsferatu HOT EP! Surprise guest DUANE joins the pod, the sex bot saga from Jokes & Thangs continues, and new years resolutions are set. /episode/index/show/assville/id/34666875

Doob In My Tube 12/18/2024

Doob In My Tube Hairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429 /episode/index/show/assville/id/34497690

Smash Or Pass 12/12/2024

Smash Or Pass NEW SHOW ALERT! SETH AND SHAIN'S JOKES & THANGS DECEMBER 28. Tickets here, FIFTY PERCENT OFF discount code in the patreon: /episode/index/show/assville/id/34407170

CLASSIC ASS: Everyday Was Shainsgiving 11/28/2024

CLASSIC ASS: Everyday Was Shainsgiving CHICKEN MEAT IN THE POT! We go back to Thanksgiving, 2021 to talk about wild turkeys and foot fetish DMs. Truly nothing has changed. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/assville/id/34188715

Madea Steals Your Data 11/21/2024

Madea Steals Your Data BIG HOT EP: Shain and Seth do a show in Ridgefield, Washington and a local just has to yell out the n-word. Then Seth accidentally sees a Christian movie and converts. /episode/index/show/assville/id/34074621

Either Way Ya Gotta Love It 11/12/2024

Either Way Ya Gotta Love It Shain is DOWN BAD after another Dawgs loss, Seth is DOWN BAD after a big bomb in the Couve, and they realize both were their own fault. Then Seth sees an armed man choke a guy. Come on out and see Shain and Seth in Ridgefield this weekend baby!!! /episode/index/show/assville/id/33899212

2 Boots And A Scoot 11/07/2024

2 Boots And A Scoot Shain hosts an election party that goes how you might expect. Seth brings cowboy Riff Raff to the pod. Go to hell Big Kahuna sunglasses! /episode/index/show/assville/id/33827192

Skinny Meat 10/31/2024

Skinny Meat Seth has a bone to pick with Shain and the washed men uncover a major weakness in our national security at Ace Hardware. Then Shain is forced to deal with a hot horned up Halloween audience. Fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/33698152

Earl Klugh The God 10/23/2024

Earl Klugh The God Go Dawgs! Shain deep dives into Seth's past and Jazz Guitar. HOT boner ep on the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/33579702

Skinny Calf Kings 10/16/2024

Skinny Calf Kings A pretty emo ep about quitting comedy. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen /episode/index/show/assville/id/33478842

Moroccan Jelqing 10/11/2024

Moroccan Jelqing Shain battles teens on local TV, Seth battles diarrhea while abroad. Stop jelqing and buy Shain's album Either Way, Pretty Funny: https://shainbrenden.bandcamp.com/album/either-way-pretty-funny /episode/index/show/assville/id/33414892

A Classic Washed Episode 10/03/2024

A Classic Washed Episode Feel the rain on your skin! Enjoy this classic episode from Sept 2021! We will be back next week with a brand new episode! In the meantime get Shain's debut album "Either Way, Pretty Funny" right here! /episode/index/show/assville/id/33308352

So Seth Allen 09/26/2024

So Seth Allen Shain goes on a comedy golf trip and ends up at the club. Seth realizes he has a major branding problem and tells the grossest joke of his life. BUY SHAIN'S ALBUM "EITHER WAY PRETTY FUNNY" https://music.apple.com/us/artist/shain-brenden/1503603424 /episode/index/show/assville/id/33212877

Today Is Where Your Book Begins 09/19/2024

Today Is Where Your Book Begins Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin! Shain tries to grind, Seth injures himself playing disc golf. /episode/index/show/assville/id/33118032

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