Attention HellMart Shoppers!

Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of Hello Mart, a big box super store unfortunately situated directly above the gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service!

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings 03/09/2023

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups. Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon Smiley Alaric Weber Jordan Cobb Julia Schifini Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694 Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/harmless-phosphorescence/id1477931849 1994 iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508 /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/26172105

There's no Business Like Hell Business 01/14/2023

There's no Business Like Hell Business There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/25609209

Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong? 04/28/2020

Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong? Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/14175626

Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto 04/18/2020

Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto Jimmy deals with the robot uprising. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/14039702

Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do 04/17/2020

Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/14024801

Mini Episode 22: Employee Review 04/16/2020

Mini Episode 22: Employee Review Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/14009318

Mini Episode 21: Alpaca 04/15/2020

Mini Episode 21: Alpaca Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13993193

Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i 04/14/2020

Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13976930

Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor 04/13/2020

Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor Chet sets Jake up on a date. That's all you need to know. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13959230

Mini Episode 18: Birthday! 04/12/2020

Mini Episode 18: Birthday! It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13949954

Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag 04/11/2020

Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag Danny and Chet just can't seem to connect /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13945895

Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV 04/10/2020

Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13929842

Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits 04/09/2020

Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permanent addition to HelloMart? Only time will tell. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13913981

Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations 04/08/2020

Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillion other shows. We'll being hearing from her some more on upcoming bonus episodes and lots in season 2. Thanks everyone! /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13896947

Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome... 04/07/2020

Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome... It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Battistini of Contador De Historias! /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13880612

Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan 04/06/2020

Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan It's an Easter episode! Almost timely, eh? /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13864259

Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement 04/05/2020

Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement What was Gunter up to after the Season 1 finale, when everyone else went to Razzies? Now you'll know! /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13850192

Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette 04/04/2020

Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette Here's a glimpse into what Ruth's been up to in Hell. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13842203

Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots 04/03/2020

Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13828577

Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now 04/02/2020

Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13813142

Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday 04/01/2020

Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism! /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13792376

Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers 03/31/2020

Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run-in with the local law enforcement. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13772717

Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares 03/30/2020

Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty early on. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13754663

Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us 03/29/2020

Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13744067

Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game 03/28/2020

Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13737179

Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish 03/27/2020

Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events of the first half of Season 1. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13722137

Mummy Dearest 03/26/2020

Mummy Dearest Its getting tough out there, but little gestures can help; so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/13707845

Listen to My New Podcast! 09/08/2019

Listen to My New Podcast! Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Listen to Harmless Phosphorescence: A Superhero Movie Podcast today! /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/11170589

Season 2 Teaser 09/03/2019

Season 2 Teaser November 18, 2019 /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/11096561

BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018 10/29/2018

BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018 The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not. /episode/index/show/attentionhellmartshoppers/id/7348379

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