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Bits of String too Small to Save

It’s not that ElizabethAnn doesn’t want to live in the postmodern police state of No Oaks, where acrid refuse bins punctuate well-swept plasti-lawns and endless rows of ticky tacky. She simply doesn’t realize her hot-rod driving grandma has groomed her to break the space-time continuum and dive headlong into a forested dystopia called Bumblegreen, which she must single-handedly save from a sweeping blight. That’s all. In Bumblegreen, innocent ElizabethAnn will embark upon a search for one-hundred imprisoned, non-gendered sorcerers whose powers can rebuild this over-engineered, technology-driven queendom, all because she and Grandma are desperately in search of a home: a real home. You see, there are those who would put brilliant, eccentric Grandma in a home. That kind of “home.” Most importantly, dear reader, if the trauma of happy, dumb animals turning into confused, neurotic people doesn’t irk you overmuch … and if you’re interested in the fates of an assortment of characters who somehow always feel out of place … well then Bits of String Too Small to Save may be the coming-of-age/ adventure/ mystery/ bad-ass-grandma/ dystopian/ magical realist/ fantasy/ illustrated novel you’ve been waiting for. Yes. I really think that might be the case. This novel, this creative explosion, this daring exploration of misfit-hood has been lauded by John Berendt (author of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil), caused Kirkus Reviews to proclaim Ruby Peru an “Indie Author to Watch,” and was named “Distinguished Favorite” by the New York Big Book Award. Its audiobook was a finalist for the 2022 Deanna Tulley Multimedia prize. Thriller author Sarah Lovett has said, "Peru's narrative boggles and seduces." So, there's that.

info_outline 36. Chapter 67: In Which ElizabethAnn Creates the Weather, Chapter 68: Where One Hundred Magicians Nearly Fill a Chevy Chevelle 12/27/2024
info_outline 38. Chapter 71: Featuring a Swamp as the Scene of a New Unfolding, Chapter 72: Where Dahlia Passes on a Relic of Childhood, Epilogue: In Which ElizabethAnn Justifies her Five Syllables 12/27/2024
info_outline 37. Chapter 69: In Which Jackson Gets a Potbelly, Chapter 70: Where Jackson Makes his First Big Decision 12/27/2024
info_outline 35. Chapter 65: In Which Grandma Gets her Tools Back, Chapter 66: Wherein the Duchess Fuels a Blood-Letting Mob 12/27/2024
info_outline 34. Chapter 63: Where they're not Really People, they're Machines, Chapter 64: In Which ElizabethAnn Kicks Somebody in the Shins 12/27/2024
info_outline 33. Chapter 61: In Which Certain Purposes Must Be Described as Nefarious, Chapter 62: Wherein the Duchess Arranges a Re-love-lution 12/27/2024
info_outline 32. Chapter 60: In Which the Queen Alters the Population of the Dungeon 12/27/2024
info_outline 31. Chapter 57: Where Zade Fandey Walks into a Trap, Chapter 58: Featuring the Duchess, who Deflects Blame onto the Queen, Chapter 59: In Which Bits of String Play a Critical Role 12/27/2024
info_outline 30. Chapter 56: In Which Dahlia Hears Muffled Cries for Help 12/27/2024
info_outline 29. Chapter 54: Wherein Tammy Delegates her Dirty Work, Chapter 55: Where Mobius Foils his Cruel-Hearted Coworkers 12/27/2024
info_outline 28. Chapter 51: Where ElizabethAnn, Again, Asserts her Worth, Chapter 52: In Which Georgie Finds the Source of that Old Pennies Smell, Chapter 53: Where Dahlia Turns out to be a Tough Mark 12/27/2024
info_outline 27. Chapter 49: In Which Dahlia Doubts her very Purpose in Life, Chapter 50: Where Georgie Tries a Couple of Enthusiastic Log Rolls 12/27/2024
info_outline 26. Chapter 47: Wherein the Queen Goes Incognito, Chapter 48: In Which Hank Discovers a New Talent 12/27/2024
info_outline 25. Chapter 44: In Which Tammy Intimidates Somebody, for Once, Chapter 45: Where Everybody Wants to Avoid a Nest of Electric Eels Chapter, 46: In Which Tammy and Hank Submit to the Inevitable 12/27/2024
info_outline 24. Chapter 42: Where Heroism Goes Unrewarded, Chapter 43: In Which Earl Comes Clean, but under Duress 12/27/2024
info_outline 23. Chapter 40: Where ElizabethAnn is, at first, Delighted, Chapter 41: Wherein Dahlia Points out Schrank's Wrong Math 12/27/2024
info_outline 22. Chapter 39: Featuring the Thingamajigs of Yore 12/27/2024
info_outline 21. Chapter 38: Where Beauty and Evil are Deeply Intertwined 12/27/2024
info_outline 20. Chapter 37: Wherein the Queen Pretends to be a Regular Girl 12/27/2024
info_outline 19. Chapter 35: Wherein Dahlia Shivers at a Dreadful Thought, Chapter 36: In Which ElizabethAnn Finds a Source of Internal Light 12/27/2024
info_outline 18. Chapter 33: In Which the Queen Manages to Sound Very Grown-Up, Chapter 34: Featuring Georgie and Schrank, who Concoct a Scheme 12/27/2024
info_outline 17. Chapter 31: Where Queen Dahlia Goes Rogue, in her Nighty, Chapter 32: Where ElizabethAnn Resembles a Psychic Superhighway 12/27/2024
info_outline 16. Chapter 29: In Which Prindal's List Finally Returns to the Story, Chapter 30: Wherein Babies Become the New Problem 12/27/2024
info_outline 15. Chapter 27: Where the Reign of Queen Dahlia (the First) Begins, Chapter 28: Where Queen Dahlia Meets the Lone Dissenter 12/27/2024
info_outline 14. Chapter 25: In Which Princess Dahlia Ruins her Poufy Coif, Chapter 26: In Which the Princess Has a Horrible Realization 12/27/2024
info_outline 13. Chapter 23: Featuring a Walking Flounder, Chapter 24: Wherein, Long Ago, a Blight Ravaged Bumblegreen 12/27/2024
info_outline 12. Chapter 20: Where Zade Could Have Made the Transition less Risky, but No, Chapter 21: In Which Earl and ElizabethAnn Visit a Factory, of Sorts, Chapter 22: In Which Tammy Slams Down her Paring Knife 12/27/2024
info_outline 11. Chapter 18: In Which the Duchess Consults the Monkey Tribunal, Chapter 19: Wherein ElizabethAnn Senses Grandma's Presence 12/27/2024
info_outline 10. Chapter 16: Wherein the Duchess Enjoys a Midnight Refrigerator Encounter, Chapter 17: In Which ElizabethAnn Appears as a Garden Gnome 12/27/2024
info_outline 9. Chapter 13: Where Dirt, Solitude, and Danger each Play a Part, Chapter 14: Wherein Fast Eddie has an Aha! Moment, Chapter 15: In Which ElizabethAnn Turns a Dream Corner 12/27/2024
 
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