Worms 4 Brainz

A silly little podcast about whatever we want.

Talk To Me Neoma (2023) 10/27/2023

Talk To Me Neoma (2023) Hey Boo! 🗣👻 This week, Jack and Ua offer a half baked Halloween special. Jack shares his experience of slipping into psychosis while Ua gets a little tewwwww political. Jack performs a reading of the two’s intoxicated and nonsensical quotes while the moxie-less Neoma tries to locate Top Golf. Then the duo reviews Talk To Me (2023) and a new superstitious chapter of the Maisie V. Monkey saga is discussed. Later, Ua struggles to concoct a Halloween costume plan and Jack seeks revenge for last year’s scarecrow contest. LAST DAY TO VOTE FOR JACK 10/27‼️ 🗣 Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/28445573

Little Madame President (Feat. Rachel) 09/17/2023

Little Madame President (Feat. Rachel) This week, Rachel returns to stink up the couch and becomes responsible for probably the worst episode yet. The three drag Taylor Swift through the dirt some more and Rachel has the nerve to take a 2 hour call in the middle of filming. Jack offers an update on the Demon House while Ua updated the audience on her plan to transition the masses. Later, Jack calls out some less than desirable behavior that’s been exhibited by friends, Ua clocks Rachel’s botched c*rcumcision, and Rachel announces her 2024 Presidential campaign. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/28058592

Worms 4 Brainz- Episode 37: Feeding Toddlers To Pitbulls 08/19/2023

Worms 4 Brainz- Episode 37: Feeding Toddlers To Pitbulls This week, Jack and Ua are back for another amazing audio only episode 😍 The two pop gummies and discuss things that for the most part cannot be recalled 💀 Creepy Mindy Kaling, toddlers being mauled, home-wrecking, and a hotdog dressed as Ariana Grande are, however, spoken on. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/27796020

Jack And Ua Defeat Lizzo To Win Big Brother 25 08/04/2023

Jack And Ua Defeat Lizzo To Win Big Brother 25 This week, Jack and Ua work through technical difficulties for another installment of unorganized mess. Jack declares his Love For Sale while Ua shares workplace drama. Then, the two discuss the downfall of the evil Lizzo. Later, the newest season of Big Brother is discussed and the duo join Felicia’s Militia. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/27662568

Jack And Ua’s Journey To Meet The Wiz 07/21/2023

Jack And Ua’s Journey To Meet The Wiz This week, Jack and Ua offer a review of their less than sober watch of The Wiz. Ua then rips into a certain critic (and superfan) of the podcast. Then, Jack begins his journey to billionaire status and shares plans to pierce his future infant child’s septum. Later, a powerful vocal performance is given and Corn Doll finally speaks up. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/27534021

Getting Our Ozempic On With The Swiftie NICU Babies 05/26/2023

Getting Our Ozempic On With The Swiftie NICU Babies After a week of technical difficulties, Jack and Ua are back to take another dose of Ozempic and spew nonsense. Jack shares a disturbing story about Swiftie NICU babies while Ua finds her trans joy. Then, Jack shares his new bad habit and the duo debate about a homophobic Teletubbie. Later, Jack shares stories of fighting the elderly and the two discuss life after prison for Gypsy Rose. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26963883

It’s Not A Phase Mom… 05/05/2023

It’s Not A Phase Mom… This week, Jack and Ua invoke the spirit of La Toya nd discuss Christian garage sales. Jack shares an update in the case of Puttsy Potts and Ua airs out the local Marshall’s night shift manager. Then, the two discuss bizarre phases that freak children go through in middle school. Later, Michael Jackson is feared and the duo take part in some retail therapy by tuning into The Gem Shopping Network. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26757102

Halsey Is Bad At Love (Divorced and Bald Headed) 04/28/2023

Halsey Is Bad At Love (Divorced and Bald Headed) This week, Jack and Ua return for a lovely new audio only episode and inform listeners on a chance to trade your fetus for Amazon gift cards. Then, Ua insights beef with Lorde, Jack recalls his Halsey concert experience, and Rachel stops by the studio. Later, Ua shares a new problematic conspiracy theory about Zendaya and Tom Holland and Jack throws Neoma under the bus yet again. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26684604

Juanita’s Crushed Velvet Voodoo 04/21/2023

Juanita’s Crushed Velvet Voodoo This week, Jack and Ua remember they have a podcast and decide to acknowledge it. Then, Ua batles a bout of Juanita Voodoo and Jack revisits a ghost story from his childhood. Later, upcoming movies are discussed and Brie Larson is dealt with. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26616144

“Did You Know There’s A Tunnel Un-“ G*NSHOT 04/04/2023

“Did You Know There’s A Tunnel Un-“ G*NSHOT This week, Jack and Ua struggle to recall literally anything and Jack accepts that he’s starting to lose his mind. The two then briefly address the horrors of modern society and call for the government to stop being so useless. Later, Jack and Ua discuss music and Ua cosplays being depressed by listening Lana Del Ray while Jack sits there (actually depressed). Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26446395

Blue Haired Liberals Vs. Conservative Twitter 03/24/2023

Blue Haired Liberals Vs. Conservative Twitter This week, Jack and Ua WOKE up and chose to embrace their inner blue-haired liberal. Jack channels Oprah and snacks while Ua calls for mass transitioning (again). Then, conservative Twitter is addressed and Kari Lake jumpscares the duo. Later, Joker Ua claims responsibility for a local school being mustard gassed and Jack rebukes rabbi bubblegum circumcisions. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THSI WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26331795

Billy Porter and The Bug Council 03/17/2023

Billy Porter and The Bug Council This week, Jack and Ua explain and explore the lore of the bug council and warn viewers of Billy Porter’s reign of terror. Then, the two lose any chance of getting a Lululemon sponsorship and Meghan Trainor (once again) weasels her way into the conversation. Later, Ua is revealed to be an alumni of Monster High. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THSI WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26264466

Ua Hits Rock Bottom: Fat, Nasty and Broke! 03/10/2023

Ua Hits Rock Bottom: Fat, Nasty and Broke! This week, Jack and Ua struggle to get motivation to film so they record audio only. Ua declares war against the SWEET GENIUSES of the world and then fat shames Jack. Then, the 2 discuss the importance of little things that make you happy and Jack suggests some Restylane for Ua’s numerous wrinkles. Later, Jack gets his Gucci on and narcissistic Ua shares her Tindr journey. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26191860

Murder Via Voicemail (Family Drama Part II) 02/24/2023

Murder Via Voicemail (Family Drama Part II) This week, Jack and Ua offer a new entry in the Family Drama saga for viewers with no skin in the game. Ua shares a classic tale of classy vs. ghetto sister and Jack recounts getting robbed as a child on Christmas. Later, the two discuss sibling rivalry and Jack & Lisa eviscerate a group of inbreds. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/26036508

Ua Has No Valentine…So Yeah… 02/19/2023

Ua Has No Valentine…So Yeah… This week, Jack and Vernita Green (of Kill Bill fame) discuss Valentine’s Day, the Super Bowl, and holidays at large. Ua denounces Rihanna’s motherly duties and the two defame Meghan Trainor. Later, Teri Hatcher jumpscares the viewers. Subscribe to Jack’s new channel‼️ Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25978032

Rachel Romanticizes the Idaho Murders (Feat. Rachel) 02/03/2023

Rachel Romanticizes the Idaho Murders (Feat. Rachel) WE’RE BACK‼️ After a several week absence, Jack and Ua return to the couch with feral rodent Rachel. Rachel shares her story of house haunting turned home invasion (turned golden shower ?) and recounts a cartoon ghost sighting she witnessed. Then, Jack and Ua question their guest on the zoo she runs out of her house and Jack rightfully slanders Rachel’s father. Later, Rachel exemplifies the problem with society’s fascination with true crime. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . J ack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25825494

Pet Sematary (Feat. Kelly and Sienna Mae) 01/06/2023

Pet Sematary (Feat. Kelly and Sienna Mae) Jack and Ua kick off 2023 with 2 very special guests; Kelly and Baby Siena. Kelly shares some stories about her former part time job as a little ghost girl on a military base. Then, the trio shares some troubling animal tales and Kelly is confronted with her acts against the amphibian and mangy canine communities. Later, Jack shares a story about the downfall of a local fan. Siena runs amuck Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25528623

What You MUST Leave In 2022 12/30/2022

What You MUST Leave In 2022 This week, Jack and Ua let the audience know what they aren’t allowed to bring into the new year and also what needs to be normalized in 2023. Ua demands the government cuts her a check to beautify herself, Jack expresses gratitude for a certain Cabbage Patch Kid and the generous king offers the loyal nymphs a fun little gift. Later, the two reflect on some of the highlights of their year and tease a new project in the works. Thank you all for spending part of your year with us‼️🖤🪱🧠🎉 Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25465992

Waiting For Santa With White Mulan (Feat. Xandra Neoma) 12/24/2022

Waiting For Santa With White Mulan (Feat. Xandra Neoma) This week, Jack and Ua’s couch is infiltrated by Xandra Neoma for a pajama party. Xandra shares her story of some romantic time spent with their grade school principal and formerly addresses a problematic role she accepted in the past. Then, Jack marks Xandra with a scarlet letter and has her recount the (many) times she tarnished her own reputation. Later, Ua’s lungs fail, Xandra discusses her role as an amateur abortionist, and the trio are visited by the big man in red. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25423491

Kk, The Patron Saint of The Food Pantry 12/16/2022

Kk, The Patron Saint of The Food Pantry This week, Jack and Ua are yet again joined by a spectacular guest, Kk. The trio discuss the tale of Kk’s charitable donation and the bowl cut monster that stole credit. Then, Ua and Kk take part in a vile mukbang. Later, Jack questions the thespians about their history in the theatre and Kk joins in on a class action lawsuit with the Swifties. Love you Aunty Judy ❤️ Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25355181

Trilogy of Terror (Feat. Jordan) 12/09/2022

Trilogy of Terror (Feat. Jordan) This week, Jack and Ua reunite with one of their favorite humans, Jordan. Maggie gets called out for her biot*rrorism, Ua confesses lustful thought for Xandra Neoma, and Jordan discusses his former playground rap career. Then, the trio review some incriminating tapes and Jordan formally issues an apology to wee Anna. Later, the 3 shade their former grade school teachers and peers. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25281021

Mama Drama (Feat. Lisa) 12/03/2022

Mama Drama (Feat. Lisa) This week, Jack and Ua sit down for a bowl of Polish duck blood soup with everyone’s favorite Mom that isn’t their Mom, Lisa ❤️. Then the trio discuss the importance of speaking ill of bad people and standing up for yourself and loved ones. Later, Lisa recounts the time she nearly unalived a local hillbilly. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25207638

Sky Ferreira - Everything Is Embarrassing (Official VEVO) 11/25/2022

Sky Ferreira - Everything Is Embarrassing (Official VEVO) This week, Jack and Ua share some of their (and others’) most embarrassing/bizarre experiences, including an account of an absolutely vile side table drawer. Then, Jack recaps the ten year reign of terror that his fungus toe inflicted. Later, Ua discusses being a speech kid freak and Jack condemns stand up comedy. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25133559

#ThePatriarchyIsOverParty 11/20/2022

#ThePatriarchyIsOverParty This week, Jack and Ua discuss their different experiences growing up, and Ua shares her story of how she came to be. Then, the duo criticize tired ideology and criticize gender roles. Later, Jack condemns organized sport and Ua calls for mass (and mandatory) transitioning. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/25073757

Slandering Our Families For 1 Hour Challenge 11/12/2022

Slandering Our Families For 1 Hour Challenge This week, Jack and Ua share some of their bizarre family drama, which includes but is not limited to: Tyler’s Mother dodging life sentences, Ua’s peculiar origin story, and the adulterous tale of Bibbo and Tita. Then, Ua addresses the beef between her and Mother Hope® that the podcast has caused. Later, the duo Tiktok dance on the grave of Jennifer-Ruth Green’s campaign for congress Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/24986103

The Ultimate Loser’s Guide to Making Friends 11/05/2022

The Ultimate Loser’s Guide to Making Friends This week, Jack and Ua reminisce on their Halloweekend festivities and Jack begins plotting his scarecrow contest revenge. Then, the duo discusses the importance of finding your people and share their criteria of what it takes to be their newest pal. Later, Jack leaks some surprising information about the January 6th Insurrection at the Capitol. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/24916551

Mother Monster In The House 11/01/2022

Mother Monster In The House This week, Jack and Ua are joined by everyone’s favorite Mom (and resident Ragamuffin) Lisa. Jack confronts Lisa about a local rumor about her. Then, the trio shares a new story in the Saga of Maisie. Later, Lisa shares some of her paranormal encounters. ‼️SCARECROW VOTING‼️ Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . SHOW LESS /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/24862950

High School Horrors and Nightmare Blunt Rotations 10/21/2022

High School Horrors and Nightmare Blunt Rotations This week, Jack and Ua are (temporarily) visited by a little furry friend and discuss some trials and tribulations of being a high school student. Then, Jack shares a wicked story of a raggedy runner up for homecoming queen. Later, the duo share who they would both love and hate to blow trees with. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/24765213

Nevelphobia 10/14/2022

Nevelphobia This week, Jack, Ua, and a special guest spend some family time together in their Hereditary costumes. Then, bizarre fears and phobias are discussed. Later, Ua channels Nevel and calls for a botched Pap smear to be performed on her former foe. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/24693249

Favorite Fall Time Follies ft. Cannibal Crossdresser & Gory Gumbo Princess 10/08/2022

Favorite Fall Time Follies ft. Cannibal Crossdresser & Gory Gumbo Princess This week, Jack and Ua head down south to Texas and Louisiana, respectively, to debut their carnivorous and Cajun costumes and kick off October by sharing some of their favorite fall time media. Then, the duo calls upon the monsters to put China Anne McClain on blast. Later, the two discuss a cursed film that nearly killed Maggie. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . /episode/index/show/b1b32c69-5456-4b64-9bcf-0424f16014e5/id/24625158

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