Worms 4 Brainz
A silly little podcast about whatever we want.
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Talk To Me Neoma (2023)
10/27/2023
Talk To Me Neoma (2023)
Hey Boo! š£š» This week, Jack and Ua offer a half baked Halloween special. Jack shares his experience of slipping into psychosis while Ua gets a little tewwwww political. Jack performs a reading of the twoās intoxicated and nonsensical quotes while the moxie-less Neoma tries to locate Top Golf. Then the duo reviews Talk To Me (2023) and a new superstitious chapter of the Maisie V. Monkey saga is discussed. Later, Ua struggles to concoct a Halloween costume plan and Jack seeks revenge for last yearās scarecrow contest. LAST DAY TO VOTE FOR JACK 10/27ā¼ļø š£ Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Little Madame President (Feat. Rachel)
09/17/2023
Little Madame President (Feat. Rachel)
This week, Rachel returns to stink up the couch and becomes responsible for probably the worst episode yet. The three drag Taylor Swift through the dirt some more and Rachel has the nerve to take a 2 hour call in the middle of filming. Jack offers an update on the Demon House while Ua updated the audience on her plan to transition the masses. Later, Jack calls out some less than desirable behavior thatās been exhibited by friends, Ua clocks Rachelās botched c*rcumcision, and Rachel announces her 2024 Presidential campaign. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Worms 4 Brainz- Episode 37: Feeding Toddlers To Pitbulls
08/19/2023
Worms 4 Brainz- Episode 37: Feeding Toddlers To Pitbulls
This week, Jack and Ua are back for another amazing audio only episode š The two pop gummies and discuss things that for the most part cannot be recalled š Creepy Mindy Kaling, toddlers being mauled, home-wrecking, and a hotdog dressed as Ariana Grande are, however, spoken on. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Jack And Ua Defeat Lizzo To Win Big Brother 25
08/04/2023
Jack And Ua Defeat Lizzo To Win Big Brother 25
This week, Jack and Ua work through technical difficulties for another installment of unorganized mess. Jack declares his Love For Sale while Ua shares workplace drama. Then, the two discuss the downfall of the evil Lizzo. Later, the newest season of Big Brother is discussed and the duo join Feliciaās Militia. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Jack And Uaās Journey To Meet The Wiz
07/21/2023
Jack And Uaās Journey To Meet The Wiz
This week, Jack and Ua offer a review of their less than sober watch of The Wiz. Ua then rips into a certain critic (and superfan) of the podcast. Then, Jack begins his journey to billionaire status and shares plans to pierce his future infant childās septum. Later, a powerful vocal performance is given and Corn Doll finally speaks up. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Getting Our Ozempic On With The Swiftie NICU Babies
05/26/2023
Getting Our Ozempic On With The Swiftie NICU Babies
After a week of technical difficulties, Jack and Ua are back to take another dose of Ozempic and spew nonsense. Jack shares a disturbing story about Swiftie NICU babies while Ua finds her trans joy. Then, Jack shares his new bad habit and the duo debate about a homophobic Teletubbie. Later, Jack shares stories of fighting the elderly and the two discuss life after prison for Gypsy Rose. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Itās Not A Phase Momā¦
05/05/2023
Itās Not A Phase Momā¦
This week, Jack and Ua invoke the spirit of La Toya nd discuss Christian garage sales. Jack shares an update in the case of Puttsy Potts and Ua airs out the local Marshallās night shift manager. Then, the two discuss bizarre phases that freak children go through in middle school. Later, Michael Jackson is feared and the duo take part in some retail therapy by tuning into The Gem Shopping Network. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Halsey Is Bad At Love (Divorced and Bald Headed)
04/28/2023
Halsey Is Bad At Love (Divorced and Bald Headed)
This week, Jack and Ua return for a lovely new audio only episode and inform listeners on a chance to trade your fetus for Amazon gift cards. Then, Ua insights beef with Lorde, Jack recalls his Halsey concert experience, and Rachel stops by the studio. Later, Ua shares a new problematic conspiracy theory about Zendaya and Tom Holland and Jack throws Neoma under the bus yet again. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Juanitaās Crushed Velvet Voodoo
04/21/2023
Juanitaās Crushed Velvet Voodoo
This week, Jack and Ua remember they have a podcast and decide to acknowledge it. Then, Ua batles a bout of Juanita Voodoo and Jack revisits a ghost story from his childhood. Later, upcoming movies are discussed and Brie Larson is dealt with. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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āDid You Know Thereās A Tunnel Un-ā G*NSHOT
04/04/2023
āDid You Know Thereās A Tunnel Un-ā G*NSHOT
This week, Jack and Ua struggle to recall literally anything and Jack accepts that heās starting to lose his mind. The two then briefly address the horrors of modern society and call for the government to stop being so useless. Later, Jack and Ua discuss music and Ua cosplays being depressed by listening Lana Del Ray while Jack sits there (actually depressed). Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THIS WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Blue Haired Liberals Vs. Conservative Twitter
03/24/2023
Blue Haired Liberals Vs. Conservative Twitter
This week, Jack and Ua WOKE up and chose to embrace their inner blue-haired liberal. Jack channels Oprah and snacks while Ua calls for mass transitioning (again). Then, conservative Twitter is addressed and Kari Lake jumpscares the duo. Later, Joker Ua claims responsibility for a local school being mustard gassed and Jack rebukes rabbi bubblegum circumcisions. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THSI WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Billy Porter and The Bug Council
03/17/2023
Billy Porter and The Bug Council
This week, Jack and Ua explain and explore the lore of the bug council and warn viewers of Billy Porterās reign of terror. Then, the two lose any chance of getting a Lululemon sponsorship and Meghan Trainor (once again) weasels her way into the conversation. Later, Ua is revealed to be an alumni of Monster High. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø (VIDEO FINALLY COMING THSI WEEK LMAO) A Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Ua Hits Rock Bottom: Fat, Nasty and Broke!
03/10/2023
Ua Hits Rock Bottom: Fat, Nasty and Broke!
This week, Jack and Ua struggle to get motivation to film so they record audio only. Ua declares war against the SWEET GENIUSES of the world and then fat shames Jack. Then, the 2 discuss the importance of little things that make you happy and Jack suggests some Restylane for Uaās numerous wrinkles. Later, Jack gets his Gucci on and narcissistic Ua shares her Tindr journey. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Murder Via Voicemail (Family Drama Part II)
02/24/2023
Murder Via Voicemail (Family Drama Part II)
This week, Jack and Ua offer a new entry in the Family Drama saga for viewers with no skin in the game. Ua shares a classic tale of classy vs. ghetto sister and Jack recounts getting robbed as a child on Christmas. Later, the two discuss sibling rivalry and Jack & Lisa eviscerate a group of inbreds. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Ua Has No Valentineā¦So Yeahā¦
02/19/2023
Ua Has No Valentineā¦So Yeahā¦
This week, Jack and Vernita Green (of Kill Bill fame) discuss Valentineās Day, the Super Bowl, and holidays at large. Ua denounces Rihannaās motherly duties and the two defame Meghan Trainor. Later, Teri Hatcher jumpscares the viewers. Subscribe to Jackās new channelā¼ļø Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta:
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Rachel Romanticizes the Idaho Murders (Feat. Rachel)
02/03/2023
Rachel Romanticizes the Idaho Murders (Feat. Rachel)
WEāRE BACKā¼ļø After a several week absence, Jack and Ua return to the couch with feral rodent Rachel. Rachel shares her story of house haunting turned home invasion (turned golden shower ?) and recounts a cartoon ghost sighting she witnessed. Then, Jack and Ua question their guest on the zoo she runs out of her house and Jack rightfully slanders Rachelās father. Later, Rachel exemplifies the problem with societyās fascination with true crime. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . J ack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Pet Sematary (Feat. Kelly and Sienna Mae)
01/06/2023
Pet Sematary (Feat. Kelly and Sienna Mae)
Jack and Ua kick off 2023 with 2 very special guests; Kelly and Baby Siena. Kelly shares some stories about her former part time job as a little ghost girl on a military base. Then, the trio shares some troubling animal tales and Kelly is confronted with her acts against the amphibian and mangy canine communities. Later, Jack shares a story about the downfall of a local fan. Siena runs amuck Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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What You MUST Leave In 2022
12/30/2022
What You MUST Leave In 2022
This week, Jack and Ua let the audience know what they arenāt allowed to bring into the new year and also what needs to be normalized in 2023. Ua demands the government cuts her a check to beautify herself, Jack expresses gratitude for a certain Cabbage Patch Kid and the generous king offers the loyal nymphs a fun little gift. Later, the two reflect on some of the highlights of their year and tease a new project in the works. Thank you all for spending part of your year with usā¼ļøš¤šŖ±š§ š Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Waiting For Santa With White Mulan (Feat. Xandra Neoma)
12/24/2022
Waiting For Santa With White Mulan (Feat. Xandra Neoma)
This week, Jack and Uaās couch is infiltrated by Xandra Neoma for a pajama party. Xandra shares her story of some romantic time spent with their grade school principal and formerly addresses a problematic role she accepted in the past. Then, Jack marks Xandra with a scarlet letter and has her recount the (many) times she tarnished her own reputation. Later, Uaās lungs fail, Xandra discusses her role as an amateur abortionist, and the trio are visited by the big man in red. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Kk, The Patron Saint of The Food Pantry
12/16/2022
Kk, The Patron Saint of The Food Pantry
This week, Jack and Ua are yet again joined by a spectacular guest, Kk. The trio discuss the tale of Kkās charitable donation and the bowl cut monster that stole credit. Then, Ua and Kk take part in a vile mukbang. Later, Jack questions the thespians about their history in the theatre and Kk joins in on a class action lawsuit with the Swifties. Love you Aunty Judy ā¤ļø Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Trilogy of Terror (Feat. Jordan)
12/09/2022
Trilogy of Terror (Feat. Jordan)
This week, Jack and Ua reunite with one of their favorite humans, Jordan. Maggie gets called out for her biot*rrorism, Ua confesses lustful thought for Xandra Neoma, and Jordan discusses his former playground rap career. Then, the trio review some incriminating tapes and Jordan formally issues an apology to wee Anna. Later, the 3 shade their former grade school teachers and peers. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Mama Drama (Feat. Lisa)
12/03/2022
Mama Drama (Feat. Lisa)
This week, Jack and Ua sit down for a bowl of Polish duck blood soup with everyoneās favorite Mom that isnāt their Mom, Lisa ā¤ļø. Then the trio discuss the importance of speaking ill of bad people and standing up for yourself and loved ones. Later, Lisa recounts the time she nearly unalived a local hillbilly. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Sky Ferreira - Everything Is Embarrassing (Official VEVO)
11/25/2022
Sky Ferreira - Everything Is Embarrassing (Official VEVO)
This week, Jack and Ua share some of their (and othersā) most embarrassing/bizarre experiences, including an account of an absolutely vile side table drawer. Then, Jack recaps the ten year reign of terror that his fungus toe inflicted. Later, Ua discusses being a speech kid freak and Jack condemns stand up comedy. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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#ThePatriarchyIsOverParty
11/20/2022
#ThePatriarchyIsOverParty
This week, Jack and Ua discuss their different experiences growing up, and Ua shares her story of how she came to be. Then, the duo criticize tired ideology and criticize gender roles. Later, Jack condemns organized sport and Ua calls for mass (and mandatory) transitioning. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Slandering Our Families For 1 Hour Challenge
11/12/2022
Slandering Our Families For 1 Hour Challenge
This week, Jack and Ua share some of their bizarre family drama, which includes but is not limited to: Tylerās Mother dodging life sentences, Uaās peculiar origin story, and the adulterous tale of Bibbo and Tita. Then, Ua addresses the beef between her and Mother HopeĀ® that the podcast has caused. Later, the duo Tiktok dance on the grave of Jennifer-Ruth Greenās campaign for congress Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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The Ultimate Loserās Guide to Making Friends
11/05/2022
The Ultimate Loserās Guide to Making Friends
This week, Jack and Ua reminisce on their Halloweekend festivities and Jack begins plotting his scarecrow contest revenge. Then, the duo discusses the importance of finding your people and share their criteria of what it takes to be their newest pal. Later, Jack leaks some surprising information about the January 6th Insurrection at the Capitol. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Mother Monster In The House
11/01/2022
Mother Monster In The House
This week, Jack and Ua are joined by everyoneās favorite Mom (and resident Ragamuffin) Lisa. Jack confronts Lisa about a local rumor about her. Then, the trio shares a new story in the Saga of Maisie. Later, Lisa shares some of her paranormal encounters. ā¼ļøSCARECROW VOTINGā¼ļø Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: . SHOW LESS
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High School Horrors and Nightmare Blunt Rotations
10/21/2022
High School Horrors and Nightmare Blunt Rotations
This week, Jack and Ua are (temporarily) visited by a little furry friend and discuss some trials and tribulations of being a high school student. Then, Jack shares a wicked story of a raggedy runner up for homecoming queen. Later, the duo share who they would both love and hate to blow trees with. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Nevelphobia
10/14/2022
Nevelphobia
This week, Jack, Ua, and a special guest spend some family time together in their Hereditary costumes. Then, bizarre fears and phobias are discussed. Later, Ua channels Nevel and calls for a botched Pap smear to be performed on her former foe. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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Favorite Fall Time Follies ft. Cannibal Crossdresser & Gory Gumbo Princess
10/08/2022
Favorite Fall Time Follies ft. Cannibal Crossdresser & Gory Gumbo Princess
This week, Jack and Ua head down south to Texas and Louisiana, respectively, to debut their carnivorous and Cajun costumes and kick off October by sharing some of their favorite fall time media. Then, the duo calls upon the monsters to put China Anne McClain on blast. Later, the two discuss a cursed film that nearly killed Maggie. Pod Insta: . Pod Tiktok: Spotify: . Apple Pod: . Jack's Insta: . Ua's Insta: .
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