Episode 33: A Dick-ish FrankensteinPatty and Justin discuss rogue AI and frolic with dragons in an alternate Tolkien universe.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/3567632
Episode 32: The Deepest, darkest trenches of shame...Justin and Patty discuss immortal beatles, breaking themselves while drinking, the soulless beauty of Destiny, and the madness of PAX./episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/3073307
Episode 31: "Can you smell the flowers, Miss Billy?"Patty has special bee powers, Justin discusses the beauty of redneck love, and 'Merica!/episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2936634
Episode 29: Waxing Poetic/Erotic about Xeno AnatomyPatty catches us up on all of the goings on, including the introduction of "Patty's Fan Fiction Corner".../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2740631
Episode 28: Reverse Donkey ExplosionPatty and Justin are joined by special guests Carly and Brandon, to discuss Game of Thrones, Muppets and debauchery.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2618983
Episode 27: Backwards-landing plane date with pirate OprahPatty and Justin talk The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Patty's torrid love affair with a mermaid.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2598490
Episode 26: A cesspool of douchebaggery...Patty gets a break from her stuffy academic life to join Justin for discussions on DC vs. Marvel, the Extra Life charity, and being Internet introverts.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2547459
Episode 25: Let's talk about Gravity, baby...Justin and special guest, Elizabeth (Sunny), discuss Gravity, Pacific Rim, and tantric pufferfish sex.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2518386
Episode 24: A suckerpunch to the groin...Justin and Patty discuss the epically tragic feels of The Last of Us, and Justin plays with giant robots at PAX Prime 2013./episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2478679
Episode 23: My feels, there were everywhere...We discuss a Rapturous reunion with the Bioshock Infinite story DLC and Patty gives us a glimpse into her stuffy academic life./episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2435958
Episode 22: The pool toy has angry eyes...Patty longs for Turian sex and Justin faces the Trial of Archimedes and auditions for Mamma Mia!.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2408790
Episode 21: Memento DoryThe triumphant (?) return of Ballsackery, where we discuss Bioshock Infinite, the "console wars," and the proper way to make a sequel to Finding Nemo./episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2379918
Episode 19: Patty is so smart, she eats people...Patty discusses her love of all things Hannibal Lecter, and her desire to be just as awesome.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2221827
Episode 17: Meadow time with the Splice monster...Those crazy Twilight kids meet the modern day Frankenstein Monster from Splice.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2187828
Episode 14: Punching Bilbo in his BagginsDiscussing the finer points of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2156680
Episode 13: Do sharks dream of aquatic sheep?Somehow we cross Philip K. Dick with the ocean's greatest predator.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2140966
Episode 10: Et tu, Tom Bombadil?In which stand-up comedy, Dishonored, and the uselessness of Tom Bombadil are discussed./episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2099234
Episode 08: The one where Justin is on PercocetJustin tries to recall his experience at PAX Prime 2012, while on Percocet.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2070681
Episode 07: The Fem-Spendables!Justin and Patty discuss their dream cast for the all female spin-off of The Expendables.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2050213
Episode 05: Gibt mir funf!Where Batman and My Little Pony are discussed, and Justin recalls his high school German classes.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2031607
Episode 04: Misadventures at the doctor's officeJustin recalls his past trips to the doctor's office and the ER.../episode/index/show/ballsackery/id/2031602