Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics
The show where we make your favorite characters kill each other.
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Where are they now?
11/02/2018
Where are they now?
After our mysterious disappearance, we check in with what happened and if the kidnappers are still at large.
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Hagrid vs. The Mountain
04/08/2018
Hagrid vs. The Mountain
Big boyz today on Battlecast. Only the biggest of the big. That's a lotta meatballs! Wizarding world meets the pure Rock-em-sock-em power of the strongest man in at least a few worlds. Let's put em in the land of a hillbilly doomsday cult and see what happens. Warning: PCP is a helluva drug. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being such a BIG fan. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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V02E67 Pre-Show Banter
04/08/2018
V02E67 Pre-Show Banter
Conspiracy theories and crime-stoppers and we play a rousing game of "IS IT RACIST!?" with Dan as the perpetual contestant. Special thanks to superfan Ariana for judging.
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Black Panther vs Lex Luthor
03/30/2018
Black Panther vs Lex Luthor
Wakanda vs Metropolis in this here episode. Basically Batman with super powers vs basically the opposite of Superman. It's basically the opposite of that one DC movie like 3 DC movies ago. Warning: Milk saucer. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for not sparking a national socialist uprising. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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V02E66 Pre-Show Banter
03/30/2018
V02E66 Pre-Show Banter
We decided for a handful of reasons to split the show into two parts. Mostly because half of our listeners come for the battle and the other half come for the banter and only the remaining third half come for both. Dan gets sick on vacation, Andy serves some cold hard justice to a real life criminal, and we all talk about Black Panther.
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Takeshi Kovacs VS Sonny the Robot
03/02/2018
Takeshi Kovacs VS Sonny the Robot
What do we do when a new show comes out on Netflix? Make the protagonist fight the only robot capable of murder, of course, you idiots. Don't listen if you're against the hunting of monsters.
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DnD 5e - Panteknica
02/24/2018
DnD 5e - Panteknica
Today, a very special episode of Battlecast Theatre. The boys don't have their shit together, so we have to reach into the poop closet... I mean the archives to bring you some of the bonusiest content available.
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Nick Jakoby vs Spencer Strasmore
02/12/2018
Nick Jakoby vs Spencer Strasmore
Congrats to the team whose fans often punch police horses in the face for winning the Super Bowl. We gon' fight there. It's the orc from Bright vs the orc from Ballers. Warning: Lil bit of grosscast. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a 6 time.. er.. 5 time Super Bowl Champ. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Kvothe vs Logan Paul
02/04/2018
Kvothe vs Logan Paul
Have we done all the Battle Royale games as battlegrounds yet? No? Ok let's do Fortnite. Kvothe is this pretty interesting guy that talks to wind or something from the King Killer Chronicles and Logan Paul is this pretty interesting guy that talks to preteens on youtube or something. Warning: Fat Damon. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a creepy dad. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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X-Mas Star Wars X-Travaganzcast
01/24/2018
X-Mas Star Wars X-Travaganzcast
'Member X-Mas? We 'member. 'Member Star Wars? We 'member. We have very varying things to say about all of the above. And a battle. OF THE Xs! Warning: Dan lets James down. Again. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a elf. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Tommy Wiseau vs Chris Redfield
01/22/2018
Tommy Wiseau vs Chris Redfield
We're back from Christmas break! And by Christmas break we mean Dan's computer broke, and he's finally catching up on releasing episodes from a month ago. Did you see Disaster Artist? Did you see The Room? Do you play Resident Evil? How about Star Wars? No? Aight then don't listen. Warning: Motorcycle Fund. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a oh hi, Yoda. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Coon and Friends vs Sarah Connor (and friends)
12/16/2017
Coon and Friends vs Sarah Connor (and friends)
Sometimes on Battlecast, we try to pit two characters against each other that we've all always wondered who would come out on top in fisticuffs. And other times, we just want to see some super-powered elementary school kids duke it out against hardcore badasses and robots and such. This is #2. Well not THAT #2 but still maybe also. Battlerite is our battleground. Heh. Warning: Drugs. Heh. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a tastes like crab talks like people. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Iden Versio vs BJ Blaskowicz
12/04/2017
Iden Versio vs BJ Blaskowicz
A long long time ago in a galaxy in Hillcrest where we record, Andy's character was relevant because it was two weeks ago and everyone was talking about how god damn fucked Battlefront 2 fucked up. You know what. It's still relevant. Fuck EA and fuck Dice. Warning: More hair removal tips from your boys. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a triple A title that doesn't ever disappoint. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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The Herculoids vs The Adams Family
11/21/2017
The Herculoids vs The Adams Family
Dun-dun-dun-dunt SNAP SNAP. It's the Battle Familyyyyyy. Creepiest and kookiest family alive versus the Adams Family. And it all goes down in some MYSTERIOUS TOWN IN FRANCE IN 1955?! What does it all mean? Will we ever find out what disastardly deeds conspired? Will we ever get to the bottom of the enigma to end all enigmas? Will James ever find a cure for that rash? Hopefully not. Warning: Grue-hue-hue-some <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a disembodied body part that comes to our rescue at the right time always. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Baby Driver vs Chucky
10/28/2017
Baby Driver vs Chucky
What a special day it is today! We're starting Halloween weekend, Mario comes out, and a bunch of other cool stuff too probably. We milkin' this Mr. Spoopy Butthole dry. Chucky vs. (go watch) Baby Driver at New Donk City- the capital of Super Mario Odyssey. Warning: Real dolls. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a house that gives out full-sizers. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Pinhead vs Jack Skellington
10/21/2017
Pinhead vs Jack Skellington
It's Halloween. Let's raise some hell and get down on the proverbial "spoopy skeletons". By that we mean let's see how Pinhead from Hellraiser fares against Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. Andy's favorite. Warning: The upside-do. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a nicely aging Winona Ryder. So nicely. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Cuphead vs LA Chargers
10/14/2017
Cuphead vs LA Chargers
Cuphead is dooooooooooope. The LA Chargers are nooooooooot. Let's do it in Hawkins, Indiana aka Stranger Things Land. Let's rage. Warning: The upside-don't. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a demogorgon. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Lt. Aldo Raine vs Mega Man X
10/05/2017
Lt. Aldo Raine vs Mega Man X
Listener since the very beginning of Battlecast has finally joined us. Welcome Ariana who will be adjudicating us into Neverending Story. It's the most Xtreme Mega Man vs nazi killer extraordinaire, Lt. Aldo Raine aka Brad Pitt Army Edition. Warning: Andy does an impression a lot. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a naazzzzzi. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Cayde-6 vs A Alien
09/23/2017
Cayde-6 vs A Alien
Remember like a week and a half ago when we all told you guys to protect your finances? Well here's us finally talking about it in more detail. Also a robot fights a alien. Well, the Alien. Warning: Ouch, Canada. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a aliens. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Rabbids vs Angry Birds
09/05/2017
Rabbids vs Angry Birds
Girls like swarms of things, right? -Philip J. Fry Warning: Dan regrets coming back. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a replaceable member of a team of similar looking chracters. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Aang vs Connor McGregor
08/30/2017
Aang vs Connor McGregor
Oh Daang, it's Aang. You can eat a dong, if you pronounce it "Ong". Ok sorry, enough highfalutin poetry. It's the last ever Airbender we could ever think of vs. the first ever MMA guy to do a boxing match probably. IT'S TIME TO GET READY TO RUMBLE. Warning: No Dan, no plan. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a PPV. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Spawn vs Matilda
08/18/2017
Spawn vs Matilda
Ohhhh snap y'all it's 1996 vs 1997. The worst CGI in the history of the god damn world vs honestly probably the best. Spawn vs Matilda. You guess which is which. I dares ya. Warning: Andy, honey, you poor thing. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a Beezlezel. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Captain Willard vs Paul Atreides
08/11/2017
Captain Willard vs Paul Atreides
You're probably looking at this title thinking, "hmm. Who the heck are these two chracters," But then you're all like, "ahhh hell yeah it's the guy from Apocalypse Now and the guy from Dune. Those movies, and to a lesser extent the musical versions of both, are siiiiiick." Warning: Oysters: yea or nay? <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a Reel Big Worm. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Stan Lee vs Joss Whedon FOR REAL
08/04/2017
Stan Lee vs Joss Whedon FOR REAL
Two pop culture giants going head to head in this one. Gonna be one hell of a battle. Warning: BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a good sport. <3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Stan Lee vs Joss Whedon
07/28/2017
Stan Lee vs Joss Whedon
Two pop culture giants going head to head in this one. Gonne be one hell of a battle. Warning: Happy Comic Con! <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for cosplaying as a "KEEP MOVING PLEASE" security guard<3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Rita vs Galadriel
07/15/2017
Rita vs Galadriel
Edge of Tomorrow. Live. Die. Repeat. Both amazing titles for a pretty dang fine movie. Also we're using one of the main characters from it.. Also ol' Grammy Galadriel. Wait what. Warning: Wait what. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for wait what<3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Aloy vs Princess Peach
07/08/2017
Aloy vs Princess Peach
Remember that Beastie Boys song about Girls? That's pretty much what you're getting in this episode except much more. Handmaid's Tale is pretty dope. So are Peach and Aloy. Let's have a dopeoff. Or a battle. Either way. Warning: The future is sad. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for a friendly neighbor<3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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2B vs William of Nioh
06/30/2017
2B vs William of Nioh
Two very Japanese games came out this year. One from the future and one from the past. Let's make the main characters duke it out in something from the present. Like uhm i dunno CS GO or something? Yep. Let's do that. K cool brt. Warning: We'll explain what Anime means. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being doggone<3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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Dr Disrespect vs The Innkeeper
06/23/2017
Dr Disrespect vs The Innkeeper
This episode of Battlecast is filled with speed, violence, and Ryan Sister-Groper Motorcycle-Knocker-Over Cryin' Bitch Kidd. One of Dan's favorite episodes in a long time, it's the best video game player and twitch streamer in the world, Dr. Disrespect vs the keeper of the Inn in which peeps keep playing Hearthstone in, the Innkeeper. Warning: E3 <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being 4 time 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2014 iTunes podcast listening championship champion<3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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60s Batman vs 60s Spock
06/16/2017
60s Batman vs 60s Spock
Rest in Peace, Adam West. We're gonna do the best we can to honor you by pulling out some classic Batman in this week's episode. Spock too. Also blackface. Good luck with this one. Warning: Doctors hate him. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a science<3 <3 <3 Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!
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