The Stuart Bedasso Show

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Better Late Than Never 07/08/2025

Better Late Than Never Yeah, yeah, we know. We recorded the show a week ago and just getting to posting it. Dave gets together with most of the old crew. Party animals they're not. Unique issues for - lawn sign problems. Kenny Rogers said it best when it came to Facebook posts...know when to walk away. The universe is always telling us to eff off, but are we listening? Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/37334735

Secret Weapons 06/23/2025

Secret Weapons The only thing we have left to change the direction we're going in is a general strike. Sign up at . You like books? We got books. Use comedy to deal with stuff - but not at the expense of action. You can support Dave's effort to stick it to The Man at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/37107885

The Crap Kids 06/16/2025

The Crap Kids Carrie is moving...into her 20's. Let's have a garage sale! Melyssa is also selling stuff. Whatever happened to the ? Was Jaws a "monster movie"? Are you good enough for house water? Get your special drawer stuff at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/37019505

We Thrive on Your Passive-Aggressiveness 06/11/2025

We Thrive on Your Passive-Aggressiveness Melyssa's experiencing working in retail - digital style. Is Reddit the cesspool we hear it is? More tales from for local office. We ain't scared of your passive-aggressiveness! Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/36947285

Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater 06/01/2025

Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Is it end stage capitalism or folks just getting their kicks...or both! Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap, because...you asked for it? Carrie's got a new 2nd job. We're looking up dinglberry porn. You can jig if you want to. Support us always at /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/36802770

2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival part 2 04/27/2025

2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival part 2 Here's part 2 of our time at the . We talked to Some really rad folks, including the cats, Martin from F&F, and more. In fact, we ran out of time so we'll be posting more audio from REAF on our Patreon page. Stay tuned. If you're into the kinky, this show's for you! As always, support us at /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/36324455

2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival part 1 04/15/2025

2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival part 1 We're back at the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival. Part 1 of our conversations with friends new and old. We've got to try the pancakes in Florida! One day the 2 of you are going to the prom, 20 years later you're swapping in a hotel. The latest Hallmark Channel movie? We talk erotic make-up with a pro. Shout out to our friends at for hooking us up with the goods once again! Support us at /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/36144085

No Hash for Dave 03/29/2025

No Hash for Dave We do what all the cool kids are doing these days...no, not THAT...unboxing! We find out what Empire Labs sent us to raffle off at the in a couple of weeks. We really are OG Podcasters. How do peons such as us fix this mess of a country? Two words. General Strike. Check out . Then support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35920500

Butt Hole Model 03/24/2025

Butt Hole Model A St. Patrick's Day Parade for the ages! Dave gets flipped off by The Man. Melyssa's Medicaid Matters! We have the best friends; is hooking us up, again! Nothing sexier than ducks in vans. Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35831005

Don't Clean Your Yard Yet! 03/16/2025

Don't Clean Your Yard Yet! To all you yard freaks out there - ! There are still pollinators sleeping and we need them. Wait another month. Tonic Water is the devil's ass swill. Bro, if you can't find the Clitoris, don't call yourself out. Important social etiquette discussion - should you talk to someone while they're peeing? Peace out, Jensen. . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35710185

Get Free Stuff 03/09/2025

Get Free Stuff Let's cut to the chase; there's not a lot of sexy or funny here. But if you're worrying about the state of things, we're all up in that. Dave's trying to change things at a and that includes parades!. March in a parade! You can make the one-day boycott a full-time thing; just do it one thing at a time. Make us focus on our Patreon account by subscribing at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35589795

Peg Me? Peg You! 02/24/2025

Peg Me? Peg You! Carrie and Dave hold down the fort. Carrie has a doppleganger out there somewhere. Where are you Carrie II? We traverse through the boycott jungle. Be careful or you'll end up smelling like Dave. We find out after the show that Carrie doesn't actually know what pegging is. Here's a list of social media accounts you should follow: . And as always, support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35401460

Tapped Out 02/09/2025

Tapped Out Dave gets sent to the showers. It was probably for the best. There's a lot of cool things about running for office, having to listen to politicians is not one of them. Yuck. Bad beer is in the mouth of the beholder. We kick to the curb. Hello Costco! Support us at /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35206940

PIV Kids 02/02/2025

PIV Kids When it comes to social etiquette we're all trained monkeys; but some of us are more trained than others. Are you ready to yet? An audio podcast talks about sign language. This should go well. . Support us at /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35112575

Melyssa's Cheat Sheet 01/25/2025

Melyssa's Cheat Sheet All the bread, but without the carbs! But don't get us started on apples. We'll cut you. So apparently having a place to live is Marxist. Sure, why not! Your boy, . Yeah, he voted for Marco Rubio to be our Secretary of State. Still feelin that Bern? Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/35002270

You Can Pick Your Nose...Or CAN You? 01/20/2025

You Can Pick Your Nose...Or CAN You? Pick your nose, at your ! We may have discovered the worst internship ever! Melyssa's talking about in Rochester. Get your hands on some if you can. Dave fights Zionism with recycling. Listen to our 24/7 radio station and more at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34917635

James Woods is a Douche 01/12/2025

James Woods is a Douche Suckhole James Woods says we should burn all the Palestinians, then cries when his house catches fire. Karma's a bitch DB. Local electeds who hold "public" hearings during the workday, don't really want to hear from you. You know who you are. We're helping Carrie hook-up. Get YOUR thrills at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34820620

No Pants Bit Dance 01/05/2025

No Pants Bit Dance Special K is back! Finally! And while Carrie isn't here, we still talk about what's inside her, if you catch my drift. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on Nanna; she'll cut your commie ass. Where do you get ? We help out a little. The ONE time Dave's mind should be in the gutter... there's more at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34722600

Moose Lodge Space Laser 12/23/2024

Moose Lodge Space Laser Can animals give consent? Think before you dress them up. Dudes are getting a bit uppity now that the Orange Shitgibbon is coming back. Don't take their shit. Dave's having some campaign anxiety. Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34591335

Christmas Tree Shop - RIP - NOT 12/15/2024

Christmas Tree Shop - RIP - NOT Turns out the Christmas Tree Store went belly up last year. Good riddance! And eff Netflix, too. We're watching Means.TV. And no more . Get your groove on somewhere else. Melyssa zags when everyone thought she was going to zig. Gift cards from the awesome folks on make awesome gifts. Check 'em out at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34453050

Dog Day Afternoon 11/30/2024

Dog Day Afternoon Dave and Eve get a new dog...for a little while. How does YOUR town handle stray animals? Should we eat them? How did you get your name? Buy local and stick it to The Man. You can do some ethical holiday shopping at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34205995

Two Bits 11/24/2024

Two Bits You don't have to start a group, there are countless communities fighting for change - ! Celebrities who threaten to or have already moved out of the country because of the election can eff all the way off. We're not crying, you're crying. Someone's had a minor surgical procedure. Check out all the things at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/34122451

Cleanin' My Rifle and Dreamin' of You 11/17/2024

Cleanin' My Rifle and Dreamin' of You Look, we were going to have to fight for our rights and against genocide no matter which corporate douchenozzle won. So put on the panties of your choice and ! The Trump cabinet is a reality show. This podcast is going to live in your head. Check out all the happenings at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33956902

Where's My Cold Duck? 11/09/2024

Where's My Cold Duck? Carrie, Melyssa, & Dave talk about...you know...that unfortunate election the other day. We're going to keep up . Are you? How do you these days? Maybe the 8-track will make comeback. Bad booze from the ages. The soundtrack to the Revolution is at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33862227

Minister of Ick 11/02/2024

Minister of Ick Did you vote yet? Get out there and ! And feel free to NOT vote for Marcus C. Williams for anything. Dave has a story about school where he doesn't get fired, but he almost got tased...bro. Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33752892

Culo Burn From Hell 10/22/2024

Culo Burn From Hell Dave has good intentions, but wounds Melyssa & Carrie with some chiltepin peppers. Ooooh, that stings. Why are Simpson's story lines becoming true? If you're in NYS vote YES for Proposition 1 and stick it to the transphobes. Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33560717

What Color is the Sky in Your World? 10/13/2024

What Color is the Sky in Your World? It's Melyssa's turn to go through active shooter training; no gun porn. Find your today! Y'all need a little Kumbaya in your lives, you filthy animals. Support us, as always, at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33441227

Scratch and Sniff Porn 10/06/2024

Scratch and Sniff Porn How did you get your first name? People are starting to come around to . We guess most just aren't down with genocide. Everybody loves them some sportsball. Go Team Go! Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33342792

Do All The Gays Have Chaps? 09/22/2024

Do All The Gays Have Chaps? Melyssa goes hiking with art. Covid is still a thing, y'all. Be safe out there. Dave gets two jabs. You need a band name? We got a for you! Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33154397

Todderina 09/14/2024

Todderina Yes, we talk about "the debate". If that doesn't make you vote for , then you're just a fascist. Dave has another hissyfit, then has to walk it back. Learning a language can be hard, but it can also be boring. Carrie is with us talking about the things. Support us at . /episode/index/show/bedasso/id/33053727

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