The Best Storyteller In Texas Podcast
Host Kent Hance shares insightful, educational and often hilarious stories from his legendary life as a lawyer, a former U.S. Congressman, a university chancellor, and most notably, a native Texan. With themes ranging from leadership to politics and great friendships with some colorful characters, this podcast is an opportunity for Hance to share some of his rare, behind-the-scenes experiences and to solidify his unofficial title as The Best Storyteller in Texas.
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The Communications Crisis
01/22/2026
The Communications Crisis
In this episode, Kent discusses the pitfalls of using acronyms in professional and governmental communication, drawing from his experiences as a state senator and congressman. He shares anecdotes illustrating how acronyms can create confusion and alienate newcomers. Emphasizing the importance of clear and concise communication, Kent advocates for using full terms to ensure understanding among all audiences. Through personal stories and practical advice, he underscores the need for inclusivity and clarity to foster effective and collaborative environments.
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“Power, Purpose, and the Price of a Good Story”
01/19/2026
“Power, Purpose, and the Price of a Good Story”
Episode Description “Does power truly change people—or does it simply reveal who they are?” 🤔 In this riveting episode Kent dives deep into the nature of influence, sharing unforgettable stories from his time in Texas politics, the halls of Washington, and the global stage at Davos. From the quirks of federal judges to the high-stakes drama of world leaders, Kent’s tales are as insightful as they are entertaining. Listeners are treated to a front-row seat at the World Economic Forum, where Kent’s panel on energy competed with Playboy Magazine for attention—“Find out who your competition is when you’re going to speak. Don’t get up there against Playboy Magazine, because nobody will come listen to you!” 😂 The episode explores urgent themes: the struggle for power, the impact of healthcare on our lives, and the future of jobs in America. Kent’s personal journey through open-heart surgery is both moving and motivating, reminding us, “What you put in your stomach before you’re 40 determines what we have to take out after you’re 40.” 💡 From mass protests in Iran to the rise of autonomous trucks in Texas, Kent’s perspective is sharp, witty, and always authentic. You’ll laugh at stories of truck drivers backing into impossible spaces, marvel at the economics of steakhouse deals for baseball stars, and reflect on the wisdom of “trouble rides a fast horse—so does inflation.” Notable quotes and moments: “A power doesn’t change people, it reveals them.” “If you want to say something sensational, the press will be there.” “You can’t fix stupid.” “If you get power, don’t abuse it.” Ready for a dose of Texas-sized storytelling, real-world wisdom, and a few laughs along the way? Hit play now! 🎧 Call to Action If you enjoyed this episode, don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share it with friends who love great stories and sharp insights! ⭐️
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Oil, Opportunity & Outrage
01/12/2026
Oil, Opportunity & Outrage
Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Jan 12, 2026 “Oil, Opportunity & Outrage” 🎧 Episode Description Have you ever asked yourself, “What happens when you focus more on losing than winning?” 🤔 This episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, is packed with gripping stories, sharp wisdom, and laugh-out-loud moments you won’t want to miss! Kent kicks things off with the saying of the day: “If you think about what you’re going to do in case you lose, you have lost.” 🏆 From the streets of Minneapolis to the halls of Congress, Kent explores why compliance with authority can mean the difference between life and death—and why arguing with a police officer is a losing game. “If a policeman asks you to do something, comply,” Kent urges. “The number one thing is when a policeman stops you, he wants you to go home and he wants to be able to go home.” 🚓 🌎 The episode takes you on a whirlwind tour of world events: the heartbreak of protests in Iran, the ever-changing U.S. immigration debate, and the high-stakes drama of Venezuelan politics. Kent’s firsthand stories—like knowing the Iranian crown prince and witnessing football miracles—bring history and headlines to life. 🤣 Get ready to laugh at tales of “stupid criminals,” including a Florida man hiding a gun under a silicone breast and a fortune teller who predicted—and committed—a theft. Reflect on the surprising drop in American alcohol consumption 🍺, the marketing missteps of major brands, and the power of great coaching to turn underdogs into champions. Memorable moments abound, from the wisdom of “the moment you think about losing, you’ve already lost,” to the hilarious mishap of AI reporting a policeman turned into a frog 🐸. This episode is a masterclass in storytelling—blending humor, hard truths, and hope. Ready for stories that challenge, entertain, and inspire? Hit play now! 🎧✨ 💬 Notable Quotes & Moments “If you think about what you’re going to do in case you lose, you have lost.” 🏅 “If a policeman asks you to do something, comply… The number one thing is when a policeman stops you, he wants you to go home and he wants to be able to go home.” 🚔 “A dictator’s biggest fear is their people rising up.” ✊ “Coaching matters. With Bill Snyder… you had to take care of details.” 🏈 “On artificial intelligence, there’s a lot of people using that in legal documents. And they’re getting results that aren’t real good.” 🤖 🚀 Call to Action Love these stories and insights? Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a glowing review, and share this episode with friends who appreciate a great tale! ⭐️ Your support keeps the best stories in Texas coming your way—don’t miss out!
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Senator Phil Gramm, How to Eliminate Two-Thirds of The National Deficit in One Year
01/08/2026
Senator Phil Gramm, How to Eliminate Two-Thirds of The National Deficit in One Year
Episode Description "How can someone receive nearly $77,000 in government benefits and still be officially counted as poor?" That’s the provocative question at the heart of this eye-opening episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas. Kent welcomes legendary former Senator Phil Gramm, author of The Myth of American Inequality, for a candid, no-holds-barred conversation that will challenge everything you thought you knew about welfare, poverty, and the American Dream. Dive into the shocking realities behind federal welfare programs, where benefits like food stamps, Medicaid, housing subsidies, and refundable tax credits—totaling up to $76,908 per recipient—are not counted as income by the Census Bureau. Discover how this accounting “blind spot” fuels runaway spending, distorts poverty statistics, and creates perverse incentives that make it harder for hardworking families to get ahead. Key Moments & Themes 💡 The Biggest Fraud in Welfare: Senator Gramm exposes how the real scandal isn’t just isolated fraud in places like Minnesota, but a nationwide system that fails to count government benefits as income, keeping millions “officially” poor while spending $1.4 trillion annually. 📚 The Myth of American Inequality: Insights from Gramm’s acclaimed book reveal how flawed measurements mask upward mobility and the true impact of welfare spending. 🔥 Memorable Quotes: “If we simply gave the amount of money to poor people that it would take to raise their income level, we could reduce the deficit by two-thirds in one year.” “When we started the war on poverty in 1965, 68% of able-bodied, prime work-age persons in the bottom 20% worked. Today it’s 36%. Why do you think that is?” “The greatest fraud in welfare is in the federal government in Washington, D.C., when they give people benefits and don’t count them as income.” 🏆 The American Dream: Hear inspiring stories of upward mobility, including how 62% of children from the lowest income families rise to higher brackets in a single generation. ⚡ Urgency for Reform: Gramm calls for immediate action—urging Congress and the public to demand transparency, accountability, and real change in how welfare is measured and delivered. Guest Insights Senator Phil Gramm brings decades of experience, academic rigor, and personal stories to the table, making complex economics both accessible and riveting. His challenge to policymakers and citizens alike: “If we made welfare reform the number one issue in the country, it would be a huge political issue.” Call to Action 🎧 Ready to rethink what you know about poverty and welfare in America? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who care about the future of our country. Your voice matters—join the conversation and help drive real change!
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“Oil, Power, and the Price of Leadership: Venezuela’s Unbelievable Downfall”
01/05/2026
“Oil, Power, and the Price of Leadership: Venezuela’s Unbelievable Downfall”
“Would you hand the fate of your nation to someone who never finished high school?” This episode opens with a question that sets the stage for a gripping exploration of Venezuela’s dramatic journey from prosperity to crisis. Kent Hance takes listeners on a vivid ride through the country’s history, revealing how the world’s richest oil reserves became a symbol of squandered potential and political missteps. Listeners will be hooked by Kent’s storytelling as he draws powerful comparisons between Venezuela and Texas, highlighting how leadership choices can make or break a nation. The episode unpacks the rise of Hugo Chavez and the astonishing ascent of Nicolás Maduro, a former bus driver whose leadership led to widespread poverty and chaos. Kent’s signature wit shines as he shares memorable moments, including the covert military operation that toppled Maduro and the celebration of Venezuelans eager for change. Key themes and moments include: The staggering gap between Venezuela’s oil wealth and its economic reality The origins of OPEC and its Texas connection Personal stories of hope, loss, and resilience from Venezuelans forced to flee their homeland The secret mission “Absolute Resolve,” which changed the course of history in a single weekend Kent’s reflections on leadership, with unforgettable lines like, “Pick your battles wisely,” and “You get what you pay for.” This episode is packed with hard-hitting insights, historical context, and Kent’s trademark humor. It’s a must-listen for anyone curious about global politics, economics, and the lessons Texas—and the world—can learn from Venezuela’s cautionary tale. 🔥 Don’t miss out! Subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love compelling stories and sharp lessons. Your support keeps the best stories in Texas alive!
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Bite the Bullet: Texas Legends, Political Showdowns, and Outrageous True Crime—Tune In Now!
12/29/2025
Bite the Bullet: Texas Legends, Political Showdowns, and Outrageous True Crime—Tune In Now!
Episode Description 🤔 “Are you ready to make the hard decisions, or will you bite the bullet and face them head-on?” That’s the challenge that kicks off this episode, where Kent Hance blends Texas history, wild adventures, and sharp political insights into a tapestry only the best storyteller in Texas can weave. From the annexation of Texas to the firebombing of London, Kent draws powerful parallels between moments of unity and division, asking listeners to reflect on what it means to stand together—or apart. His philosophy is clear: “If you’re getting in a war, you should not have an exit strategy other than win and try to win as fast as possible.” 🎩 The episode bursts with unforgettable stories, like the legendary “Fukawi Indians” joke from a lost hunting trip in Mexico, and a domino game where Kent and friends get hilariously hustled by two “novice” lawyers. The laughter continues with wild tales of rodeo-like elk hunts in Colorado, where horses with a history of fire turn a hunting trip into chaos and comedy. 💰 Kent dives deep into the debate between investing in a house versus stocks, sharing personal anecdotes and hard-earned wisdom: “Location, location, location… If things go rough, can I sell it?” He champions home ownership as the cornerstone of stability for young couples, while reminding listeners of the flexibility and liquidity of stock investments. 🏛️ The episode heats up with a breakdown of upcoming U.S. Senate races, revealing the drama, strategy, and personalities behind the headlines. Kent’s candid commentary—“There’s not a lot of fun in serving”—and his insider knowledge of candidates from Maine to Texas, Georgia to Ohio, make politics personal and compelling. 😲 And just when you think you’ve heard it all, Kent wraps up with a jaw-dropping true crime story: a Florida woman who murdered both her ex-husbands on the same day, prompting Kent’s signature wit—“If you watch one episode of Forensic Files a week, you’re not going to commit any crimes. They’re going to catch you.” This episode is packed with wisdom, laughter, and moments that will stick with you long after you listen. Kent’s storytelling is as sharp as ever, blending history, humor, and hard truths in a way that only he can. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments “Bite the bullet. You’ve got to make hard decisions sometimes.” “If you’re getting in a war, you should not have an exit strategy other than win.” “Location, location, location.” “If you watch one episode of Forensic Files a week, you’re not going to commit any crimes.” Call-to-Action 🔥 Don’t miss out—subscribe now to “Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas”! If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review, share it with friends, and help spread the stories that make Texas legendary. Your support keeps the tales coming! 🎧✨
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"From College Football Controversies to Christmas Camels: Kent Hance Unleashes Texas-Sized Tales!"
12/22/2025
"From College Football Controversies to Christmas Camels: Kent Hance Unleashes Texas-Sized Tales!"
Title: "From College Football Controversies to Christmas Camels: Kent Hance Unleashes Texas-Sized Tales!" Episode Description: "Why do we worry so much about yesterday and tomorrow, when today is all we truly have?" 🌟 That’s the thought-provoking question that kicks off this episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas—and the stories that follow are as unforgettable as the wisdom behind it. Join Kent Hance as he dives into the heart of Texas sports, sharing firsthand insights on the college football playoffs, the drama of teams left out, and the wild unpredictability of the games. Ever wondered why Notre Dame can’t catch a break, or how bookmakers might do a better job than the NCAA? Kent’s candid takes and sharp wit will have you nodding along—and laughing out loud. You’ll hear about President Kennedy’s moon speech, a Super Bowl at Rice Stadium, and the hilarious escalation of a football accolade: “If I live long enough, I’ll win the Heisman.” 🏆 The stories get wilder: Medicaid fraud in Minnesota, DEA busts in Texas, and the jaw-dropping tale of a raccoon crashing a five-star dinner. There’s a camel at a Houston megachurch’s nativity scene (and a lesson about live animals you won’t forget), a woman arrested for putting razor blades in bread, and a British criminal who turned a staple gun into a real weapon. Each story is told with Kent’s signature humor and wisdom, reminding us that truth is often stranger—and funnier—than fiction. Key themes include: The unpredictability and passion of college football The importance of living in the present Outrageous real-life news stories that could only happen in Texas (or to Texans) The value of saying “no” quickly—especially when asked to join the HOA! Memorable moments and quotes: “If I live long enough, I’ll win the Heisman.” “Customers are always right. They vote with their feet.” “Nine billion dollars is a lot of money to steal—nine billion, not nine million!” “Don’t walk behind a camel, and don’t bring live animals to church.” Ready for a ride through Texas-sized stories, sharp insights, and laugh-out-loud moments? Hit play now! 🎧 Call-to-Action: If you love a good story and a hearty laugh, don’t miss out—subscribe to "Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas" today! Leave us a review, share your favorite episode with friends, and follow us on Instagram @beststorytellerpodcast. Your support keeps the stories coming!
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“A Penny Saved, a Cat’s Lawsuit, and the Wildest Texas Tales: Holiday Hustle & Hilarity with Kent Hance” 🎙️✨
12/15/2025
“A Penny Saved, a Cat’s Lawsuit, and the Wildest Texas Tales: Holiday Hustle & Hilarity with Kent Hance” 🎙️✨
“Have you ever wondered why a penny saved is truly a penny earned—or how a cat could end up in a courtroom over a color TV?” 🐾💸 In this unforgettable episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent dives headfirst into the heart of the holiday season, unraveling the quirks of Texas life, the high stakes of small-town business, and the wild stories that only Kent can tell. From the make-or-break months for local shops to the hilarious tale of a dime-wrapped Christmas gift, every moment is packed with wit, wisdom, and a dash of nostalgia. Key highlights include: Holiday Hustle: Discover why November and December are do-or-die for small businesses, and how big-box stores changed the Texas landscape forever. Memorable Moments: Laugh along as Kent recalls the infamous “cat that won a color TV” lawsuit, a story that proves truth is stranger—and funnier—than fiction. Political Triumphs: Hear Kent reflect on his legendary victory over George Bush and the lessons learned from outsmarting seasoned politicians. Human Nature Exposed: From self-checkout confessions to the psychology of polls, Kent explores what makes people tick during the holidays and beyond. Texas Traffic & Tech: Get Kent’s take on Austin’s notorious traffic jams, the rise of driverless cars, and how technology is reshaping the Lone Star State. Stupid Criminals: Enjoy jaw-dropping stories of holiday mishaps, from a Grinch theft gone wrong to a bank deposit that included a bag of meth—reminding us all that “there are videos everywhere, and they’re pretty good evidence!” Notable quotes: “A penny saved is a penny earned.” “If you don’t make it in November and December, you don’t make it.” “He sure looks like me. The reason he looked like him, it was him.” With every story, Kent brings laughter, insight, and a genuine love for Texas tradition. Whether you’re reminiscing about small-town Christmases or marveling at the absurdities of modern life, this episode is a must-listen. 👉 Don’t miss out—subscribe now, leave us a review, and share your favorite story with a friend! Your support keeps the tales (and the laughter) coming. 🎧🤠
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From C Student to Billion-Dollar Boardrooms: How Gary Peterson Hustled His Way to the Top 🚀
12/12/2025
From C Student to Billion-Dollar Boardrooms: How Gary Peterson Hustled His Way to the Top 🚀
🌟 Episode Description "What drives someone to turn rejection into a billion-dollar opportunity?" In this riveting episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent sits down with Gary Peterson—a man whose journey from humble beginnings in Lubbock to the boardrooms of the Houston Texans and Astros is nothing short of legendary. Peterson, a self-proclaimed C student, shares how a fear of failure and relentless work ethic propelled him from a modest three-bedroom home to managing over $40 billion in oil and gas investments. Listeners will be hooked as Gary recounts the heartbreak of missing out on his dream school, the lessons learned from Vietnam-era classmates, and the pivotal moment when a bank’s rejection became the catalyst for founding NCAP Investments—the largest private equity firm for oil and gas in the country. Key Moments & Themes: 🎺 Band President to Boardroom Boss: How early leadership in high school band shaped Gary’s approach to business. 💼 Turning Setbacks into Success: “When God shuts the door, he opens a window.” Gary’s story of being rejected by First National Bank of Dallas and how it led to greater opportunities. 🏈 Sports, Strategy, and Serendipity: The inside scoop on owning stakes in the Houston Texans and Astros, and why betting on the Astros was one of his best moves. 🌎 Global Hustle: Flying across continents to secure investments from Asian sovereign funds, and the art of building trust worldwide. 💪 Work Ethic Over Grades: “We outworked everybody.” Why grit and persistence matter more than a perfect GPA. 🙏 Giving Back: The importance of community, faith, and philanthropy in Gary’s journey, including his leadership in healthcare and addiction recovery initiatives. Memorable Quotes: “I attribute my success to fear of failure. I never wanted to fail. And I didn’t have a big trust fund. We didn’t have any money. So I just outworked everybody.” “You don’t go to the board at Dartmouth or Southern Cal and tell them one thing and be doing something else. You’ve got to be believable.” Guest Background: Gary Peterson is a Texas Tech graduate, founder of NCAP Investments, board member of the Houston Texans and Astros, and a respected leader in the oil and gas industry. His story is a testament to resilience, integrity, and the power of believing in yourself—even when the odds are stacked against you. 🚨 Call-to-Action Don’t miss this inspiring episode! 🎧 Subscribe to "Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas" for more unforgettable stories, leave a review to let us know your favorite moment, and share this episode with anyone who needs a reminder that hard work and heart can change everything. 💬✨
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🎙️ “Are You Really Rich? Lessons, Legends, and Laughs"
12/08/2025
🎙️ “Are You Really Rich? Lessons, Legends, and Laughs"
"Are you truly wealthy, or just playing the part until your banker believes it?" 💰 This episode of dives deep into the meaning of success, the quirks of money, and the wisdom that only Kent Hance can deliver. From childhood tales of lamb loans and stern bankers to reflections on history’s turning points, Kent takes you on a journey through laughter, learning, and legacy. ✨ Key Moments & Themes: Pearl Harbor’s Lasting Impact: Kent shares vivid memories and lessons from December 7th, “the day that will live in infamy,” exploring how world events shape personal lives and national destiny. Money, Millionaires, and Mindset: Discover why “you’re not rich until your banker thinks you’re rich,” and hear surprising stats about America’s millionaires—plus Kent’s take on what it really means to be wealthy. Stupid Criminals & Wild Stories: From influencers gifting machetes and alcohol to the homeless, to the world’s most clueless thieves and criminals, Kent’s storytelling brings Texas-sized humor and cautionary tales. Texas Tech Triumphs: Relive the excitement of the Big 12 Championship and hear about the camaraderie that makes Red Raider country unforgettable. Life Lessons & Memorable Quotes: “Don’t wear stupid shirts to court or put up dumb doormats,” and “You’re not rich until your banker thinks you’re rich”—just a taste of the wisdom and wit packed into this episode. Memorable Moments & Quotes “You’re not rich until your banker thinks you’re rich.” “If you think capitalism is not good, get a map at night of the Korean Peninsula—South Korea is lit up like Vegas.” “Don’t help wild animals. Just leave them alone.” “How stupid and how sorry can you be?” (on the week’s dumbest criminals) Call-to-Action 👉 Don’t miss out—subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love great stories and Texas wisdom! Follow us on Instagram @beststorytellerpodcast for more laughs, lessons, and legendary tales. 🎧✨
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Cody Campbell on The Real-World Consequences of Unchecked NIL
12/04/2025
Cody Campbell on The Real-World Consequences of Unchecked NIL
What happens to college sports when the money runs out for everyone but football and basketball?" In this powerful and timely episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent welcomes Cody Campbell, Chairman of the Texas Tech Board of Regents, former NFL player, and co-CEO of Double Eagle. Cody shares his front-line perspective on the seismic shifts in college athletics—from NIL deals and media rights to the controversial SCORE Act (HR 4312). As an appointee to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition, Cody is helping shape national policy to protect Olympic and women’s sports from being sidelined in the rush to monetize college athletics. He breaks down the real-world consequences of unchecked NIL spending, the flaws in NCAA governance, and the urgent need for reform. 🔥 Key Moments & Quotes: “College sports are a public trust. They belong to the American people—not just a few greedy institutions.” “We’ve professionalized the expense side, but stayed amateur on the revenue side. That’s not sustainable.” “The SCORE Act, as written, will kill Olympic and women’s sports. It must be changed.” Cody also shares personal stories—from playing football at Texas Tech to co-founding a successful energy company with his childhood friend—and why trust and partnership matter in business and sports. 🎧 Call to Action If you care about the future of college athletics: Subscribe to Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas. Leave a review to help others discover the show. Share this episode with athletes, coaches, parents, and fans. Call your member of Congress and ask them to amend or oppose the SCORE Act (HR 4312) unless it includes all schools, all sports, and all athletes.
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“Is Time the Greatest Currency? Kent Hance on Southwest Airlines, Negotiation Tactics, and Life’s Unforgettable Lessons”
12/01/2025
“Is Time the Greatest Currency? Kent Hance on Southwest Airlines, Negotiation Tactics, and Life’s Unforgettable Lessons”
“Is time truly the greatest currency we possess?” That’s the question Kent Hance opens with, setting the stage for an episode packed with wisdom, humor, and unforgettable stories. In this lively installment of "Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas," Kent dives deep into the value of time, sharing personal routines and life hacks that keep him sharp at 83 years old—including answering emails while on the treadmill and making calls while walking the halls. His philosophy: “People that organize their time and don’t waste time are always successful.” Listeners are treated to a masterclass in negotiation, as Kent reveals how physical fitness can give you an edge at the bargaining table The episode then takes flight with Kent’s insider perspective on Southwest Airlines, from its humble beginnings sketched on a bar napkin to its transformation under new leadership. Kent’s close friendship with legendary founder Herb Kelleher brings rare insights, including the story of how a baggage handler’s suggestion revolutionized turnaround times and how Herb’s “customers always right” mantra shaped the airline’s culture. Kent doesn’t shy away from the big changes facing Southwest, expressing concern over the loss of free baggage and the shift to assigned seating. His candid reflections are peppered with classic Kent Hance humor—like his trick for keeping the middle seat empty and his take on flying with pets: “If you need a dog to fly, then don’t fly.” The episode rounds out with heartwarming tales of family reunions, Thanksgiving gatherings, and the enduring importance of connecting with loved ones. Kent’s storytelling is as sharp as ever, leaving listeners with memorable quotes such as, “The greatest currency is time,” and practical advice: “Be sure and get plenty of exercise, and take care of your time.” Whether you’re a fan of Texas lore, business wisdom, or just great storytelling, this episode is a must-listen. Kent’s blend of humor, insight, and authenticity will leave you inspired to make the most of every moment. Host Background Kent Hance is a celebrated Texas storyteller, former chancellor, and seasoned negotiator whose colorful career spans law, politics, and business. His close relationships with industry icons like Herb Kelleher and his firsthand experience with Southwest Airlines make him uniquely qualified to discuss the airline’s evolution and the importance of leadership, culture, and customer service. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments “People that organize their time and don’t waste time are always successful.” “If you need a dog to fly, then don’t fly.” “The greatest currency is time.” The story of the baggage handler’s suggestion that changed Southwest’s turnaround times. Kent’s humorous advice for keeping the middle seat empty: “Get that barf bag and open it and look at it.” Call-to-Action Enjoyed Kent’s stories and insights? Don’t miss a single episode—subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who appreciate great storytelling and Texas wisdom. Connect with us on Instagram at @best storyteller podcast and join the conversation!
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“Hire Slowly, Fire Quickly: Kent Hance’s Unfiltered Wisdom on Leadership, Lies, and Lasting Lessons”
11/24/2025
“Hire Slowly, Fire Quickly: Kent Hance’s Unfiltered Wisdom on Leadership, Lies, and Lasting Lessons”
“How far would you go to pick up a loved one for the holidays—and what does that reveal about the way we value people in our lives and workplaces?” In this episode of “Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas,” Kent shares candid stories and hard-earned lessons about leadership, honesty, and the quirks of human nature. The conversation opens with Warren Buffett’s provocative advice: “Hire slowly, fire quickly,” sparking a series of real-life anecdotes about hiring missteps, resume exaggerations, and the importance of trusting your instincts—and your team—when making tough decisions. Listeners are treated to tales from Kent’s time in Congress, including the unforgettable story of a Phi Beta Kappa imposter and the political fallout of resume embellishments. Kent’s reflections on district forgiveness, public scandals, and the unpredictable electorate offer sharp insights into the world of politics and personal integrity. Throughout the episode, Kent’s signature storytelling style brings to life memorable moments, such as the legendary “garage door opener” story—where losing the opener meant losing your job—and his “push, push, push” motto at Texas Tech, illustrating the relentless drive needed to turn good ideas into lasting change. Notable quotes like “A committee is nothing more than a cul-de-sac for a good idea to get in there and die,” and “If you’re good to employees, they’ll be good to you,” capture the episode’s blend of humor and wisdom. As the episode wraps, Kent reflects on Thanksgiving, family, and the true cost of busy work, leaving listeners with practical advice and plenty of laughs. Don’t miss this episode if you want to hear real stories, real lessons, and the kind of Texas-sized wisdom that only Kent Hance can deliver. If you enjoyed Kent’s stories and insights, make sure to subscribe to “Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas” on your favorite podcast platform. Leave a review, share the episode with friends, and follow on Instagram at @beststorytellerpodcast for exclusive videos and behind-the-scenes content. Your support helps keep the stories coming!
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“Opportunity Knocks: Inside Politics, Power, and Personal Triumphs with Kent Hance”
11/20/2025
“Opportunity Knocks: Inside Politics, Power, and Personal Triumphs with Kent Hance”
"Is opportunity really always there—or do you have to be listening for it to knock?" That’s the question Kent Hance poses as he opens this episode, setting the stage for a journey through Texas legends, political intrigue, and stories of resilience that only the best storyteller in Texas can deliver. In this episode, Kent Hance shares unforgettable tales from his time in the Lone Star State, weaving together personal anecdotes and historical insights. Listeners will meet characters like Fastball Walker, whose nickname outlived his real name, and CQ Brown, the first African American to head a branch of the U.S. military, whose rise through the ranks was marked by bipartisan respect and a unanimous Senate confirmation vote. Hance dives deep into the complexities of political appointments, revealing the behind-the-scenes battles between the White House and the Senate, and the personal toll these processes take. He reflects on the Supreme Court nomination wars, the brutal Kavanaugh hearings, and the shifting landscape of American politics. Notable moments include Hance’s recollection of attending a state dinner with President Reagan and Anwar Sadat, and his friendship with the Crown Prince of Iran during his flying lessons at Texas Tech. Memorable quotes abound, such as: “Opportunity’s always there. You gotta be listening for it to knock.” “You can take a bad situation and make it something that’s really positive.” “LBJ will twist your arm so badly to get you to vote for something that you don’t realize it didn’t break your arm, it ruins your career.” Themes of perseverance, the power of reputation, and the impact of political decisions on everyday lives run throughout the episode. Hance’s storytelling brings history to life, making listeners feel as if they’re right there in the room with presidents, generals, and Texas legends. Call-to-Action If you enjoyed these stories and insights, don’t forget to subscribe to “Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas.” Leave a review, share the episode with friends, and help us keep these incredible tales alive. Your support helps us bring more Texas-sized stories to your ears!
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“Promises, Policies, and Texas Truths: Will New York’s Socialist Experiment Survive?”
11/17/2025
“Promises, Policies, and Texas Truths: Will New York’s Socialist Experiment Survive?”
“Does socialism really work—until you run out of other people’s money?” Kent Hance kicks off this episode with Margaret Thatcher’s famous quote, setting the stage for a lively and insightful discussion on the realities of political promises and economic experiments. The episode opens with a heartfelt tribute to federal judge Rob Junell—a former Texas Tech linebacker, state representative, and chairman of appropriations. Kent shares personal stories about Junell’s competitive spirit, integrity, and impact on Texas public service, painting a vivid picture of leadership rooted in accountability and grit. The spotlight then shifts to New York City’s newly elected mayor, Zohran Mamdani, whose sweeping socialist agenda is dissected with Kent’s trademark humor and candor. From rent stabilization and free public transit to city-run supermarkets and ambitious affordable housing plans, Kent explores the practical challenges and unintended consequences these policies may bring. Drawing on insights from NYU professors like Mark Willis, the episode examines how economic realities—like housing shortages, tax burdens, and migration of top earners—can clash with idealistic promises. Listeners are treated to Kent’s signature storytelling, including tales of “stupid criminals,” surprising survey results on the most and least respected professions, and quirky anecdotes from Texas and beyond. Whether it’s a dog accidentally shooting its owner or the economics of making pennies and nickels, Kent’s stories blend humor, wisdom, and real-world relevance. Why Listen? Explore the real-world impact of bold political promises and socialist policies. Enjoy unforgettable stories that mix humor, history, and hard-hitting truths. Gain fresh perspectives from experts and Kent’s own experiences in Texas politics and education. Call to Action If Kent’s storytelling resonates with you, don’t miss future episodes! Subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who appreciate great stories and smart commentary. Your support helps us bring more Texas-sized tales to listeners everywhere!
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Part 1 “Ed Whitacre’s Journey from Texas Railroads to Rebuilding AT&T: Big Bets & Bold Moves 🚀”
11/13/2025
Part 1 “Ed Whitacre’s Journey from Texas Railroads to Rebuilding AT&T: Big Bets & Bold Moves 🚀”
“What does it take to turn a small-town lineman into the mastermind behind America’s telecom revolution?” 🤔 Get ready for an unforgettable ride as Kent Hance sits down with his longtime friend and legendary business leader, Ed Whitacre! 🌟 From his humble beginnings in Ennis, Texas, to the boardrooms of global giants, Ed’s story is packed with grit, humor, and jaw-dropping moments. Hear how he hustled through odd jobs, climbed the ranks at Southwestern Bell, and ultimately transformed it into the AT&T we know today. 📞🏢 This episode is bursting with high-stakes drama—like the daring acquisition of the Mexican telephone company with Carlos Slim, the nail-biting bid for AT&T Wireless, and the game-changing partnership with Steve Jobs that brought the iPhone to the world. 📱💡 Ed’s philosophy? “If you’re not willing to take a risk, you’re not going to make it.” 💥 You’ll laugh at Ed’s legendary “Get in line” response to legal threats, and soak up wisdom on leadership, adaptability, and the power of people. Kent and Ed’s banter is full of Texas charm and business brilliance, making this a must-listen for anyone chasing big dreams or loving a great story. 🤠✨ 👤 Guest Background Ed Whitacre is a Texas Tech grad and the former CEO who rebuilt AT&T from the ground up. Known for his bold vision and fearless leadership, Ed orchestrated some of the biggest deals in telecom history and helped launch the iPhone era. His journey is a masterclass in resilience, relationships, and Texas-sized ambition! 🏆 🔥 Notable Quotes & Moments “Get in line.” (Ed’s iconic legal advice) “If you’re not willing to take a risk, you’re not going to make it.” “The name of the game is people. If you don’t do that, forget it.” The wild story of outbidding Vodafone for AT&T Wireless The five-year exclusive deal with Steve Jobs for the iPhone Meeting Nelson Mandela and acquiring the South African telephone company 🚨 Call-to-Action Don’t miss this episode packed with business wisdom, Texas storytelling, and unforgettable moments! 👉 Subscribe to "Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas" on your favorite podcast app, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a great story or want to learn from the best!
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Part 2 “Reviving Giants: Ed Whitacre’s GM Gamble, Detroit Drama, and Lessons in Leadership ⚡️”
11/13/2025
Part 2 “Reviving Giants: Ed Whitacre’s GM Gamble, Detroit Drama, and Lessons in Leadership ⚡️”
“What does it take to rescue an American icon from the brink of collapse?” 🤔 In this inspiring episode, Kent Hance welcomes back his friend and legendary executive, Ed Whitacre, for a behind-the-scenes look at the dramatic turnaround of General Motors. After retiring from a storied career, Ed gets an unexpected call from the White House: help save GM from bankruptcy. Despite knowing little about cars, Ed steps up—not for money, but for the challenge and the chance to serve his country. 🇺🇸 Listeners will be drawn into Ed’s first days at GM, where he faces a confused bureaucracy, a mountain of policies, and a team in need of hope. Ed’s solution? Cut through the noise and rally everyone around a simple mission: “Design, build, and sell the best cars.” 🚙✨ His hands-on leadership style—walking the halls, meeting with the United Auto Workers, and making tough calls—transforms GM from losing millions to earning billions in just months. 💰 Key themes include resilience, accountability, and the power of clear vision. Ed’s memorable moments, like canceling a controversial office move and insisting that business partners drive GM cars, showcase his bold, no-nonsense approach. The episode also explores GM’s pioneering steps into electric vehicles, the global success of Buick in China, and Ed’s unwavering belief in America’s competitive edge. 🌍🔋 Kent and Ed’s conversation is peppered with humor, wisdom, and Texas-sized stories—from fraternity legends to the tale of John Denver’s unlikely rise. You’ll laugh, learn, and leave inspired by Ed’s commitment to people, progress, and doing what’s right. 👤 Guest Background Ed Whitacre, former CEO of AT&T and General Motors, is renowned for his fearless leadership and ability to revive struggling giants. Called out of retirement to save GM, Ed’s legacy is defined by his service, vision, and relentless drive to help others succeed. 🏆 🔥 Notable Quotes & Moments “Design, build, and sell the best cars.” (Ed’s rallying cry for GM) “Luck never hit a guy sitting in the shade.” ) “If you want to loan us money, you buy our cars.” The story of Buick’s dominance in China Ed’s candid talks with the United Auto Workers GM’s leap into electric vehicles with the Volt Fraternity tales and John Denver’s musical journey 🚨 Call-to-Action Don’t miss this episode packed with business wisdom, comeback stories, and Texas charm! 👉 Subscribe to "Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas" on your favorite podcast app, leave a review, and share this episode with anyone who loves a great story or wants to learn from the best! 🎧⭐
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"The Media Missed The Biggest Story About Last Week's Elections and it Happened in Austin, Texas"
11/10/2025
"The Media Missed The Biggest Story About Last Week's Elections and it Happened in Austin, Texas"
Can anything truly shock voters anymore, or have we heard it all?” That’s the provocative question at the heart of this episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast. Kent Hance unpacks the wild twists of recent elections, from jaw-dropping political statements to the stunning defeat of a massive tax increase in Austin—the state’s most liberal city. This episode dives deep into the unpredictable world of American politics, exploring how outrageous comments from candidates, like wishing harm on opponents’ families, somehow fail to sway modern voters. Kent brings signature wit and insight to dissect why Austin residents voted two-to-one against a $110 million tax hike, revealing what this means for the future of city governance and taxpayer sentiment. Listeners will hear stories of political hardball in Washington, D.C., with vivid examples of how deals are made—and broken—behind closed doors. The episode also touches on the legacy of tough political figures like Nancy Pelosi, the shifting dynamics in states like Virginia and New York, and the enduring wisdom of Will Rogers: “Never miss a chance to shut up.” Kent Hance, former U.S. Congressman and Chancellor, renowned for storytelling prowess and a deep understanding of Texas politics. With decades of experience in government and education, Kent offers listeners a front-row seat to the real stories behind the headlines, making this episode a must-listen for anyone curious about the forces shaping Texas and the nation. Key Moments & Themes: The shocking election victory in Virginia despite inflammatory remarks Austin’s tax revolt and what it signals for liberal cities The art of political hardball in Washington, D.C. Reflections on Nancy Pelosi’s legacy and party loyalty The role of voter anger and the wisdom of Will Rogers Call-to-Action: Don’t miss out on the stories that everyone’s talking about—but few truly understand. Subscribe to Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast today, leave a review to share your thoughts, and send this episode to friends who love a good political twist. Your support helps bring more untold stories to light!
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“From Cocktail Parties to Criminal Legends: The Untold Stories Behind America’s Most Wanted”
11/06/2025
“From Cocktail Parties to Criminal Legends: The Untold Stories Behind America’s Most Wanted”
What sparked the creation of the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list—and why did one fugitive stay on it for 32 years without ever being caught? In this episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent dives into the fascinating origins and evolution of one of America’s most iconic crime-fighting tools. From a casual conversation at a cocktail party with J. Edgar Hoover to the dramatic capture of Whitey Bulger after 16 years on the run, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping stories and historical insights. You’ll hear about: The birth of the and how a simple idea changed law enforcement forever. ’s mysterious disappearance after a $7 million armored truck heist—and why he may have been killed over the loot. ’s shocking hideout and the TV tip that finally brought him down. How crime trends—from bank robberies to hijackings to cybercrime—have reshaped the list over decades. Colorful anecdotes about country music legends like Waylon Jennings and Roy Clark that remind us why Kent is the ultimate Texas storyteller. Memorable quote: “If the general public sees that someone, they’ll be watching for that face.” — Bill Hudson, on why the list works. This episode isn’t just about crime—it’s about culture, history, and the quirks that make these stories unforgettable. Don’t miss it! Subscribe now, leave us a review, and share this episode with anyone who loves true crime, history, or great storytelling.
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"Brandon Gill’s Battle Against the Swamp”
11/03/2025
"Brandon Gill’s Battle Against the Swamp”
📌“Do you know what values your tax dollars are promoting?” In this riveting episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent sits down with Congressman Brandon Gill, a rising conservative voice representing Texas’ 26th District. From his humble beginnings in Clovis, New Mexico, to graduating from Dartmouth and leading the charge in Washington, Gill shares his journey, his convictions, and the battles he's fighting on Capitol Hill. Listeners will hear how Gill went from a small-town high school class of 24 to winning a crowded congressional race with 58% of the vote—without a runoff. He opens up about his time as president of the Dartmouth Review, his connection to political scholar Dinesh D’Souza, and the viral moment that put him on the national radar: grilling NPR’s CEO over controversial tweets and taxpayer-funded bias. Gill doesn’t hold back as he discusses: The government shutdown and the fight over healthcare benefits for illegal immigrants His work on the Judiciary and Oversight Committees, including the new DOGE subcommittee The push to defund NPR and PBS, and the shocking programs your tax dollars may be funding His vision for conservative leadership and reclaiming fiscal responsibility Notable quote: 🗣️ “She should’ve been prepared. She had an army of lawyers behind her—and still couldn’t defend her own tweets.” This episode is packed with insight, strategy, and a behind-the-scenes look at how one freshman Congressman is shaking up Washington. Whether you're a political junkie or just love a good story, this one’s worth your time. 👉 Subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs to hear it. Kent’s storytelling and Gill’s candor make this a must-listen.
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“From UFOs to White Christmas Again: Kent Hance’s Greatest Hits of Wit and Wisdom”
10/31/2025
“From UFOs to White Christmas Again: Kent Hance’s Greatest Hits of Wit and Wisdom”
“What would you do if a UFO picked you up and flew you across the country in under an hour?” That’s just one of the unforgettable stories in this special Greatest Hits edition of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast. This episode is packed with Kent’s trademark humor, candid reflections, and legendary anecdotes—from Bobby Bare’s hilarious showdown over God Bless America Again to Kent’s pivotal vote on the Fair Housing Act that changed history by a single vote. You’ll hear about unexpected press conference zingers, armchair philosophers at the VFW, and Kent’s belief that education is the ultimate weapon against hate. Along the way, Kent shares memorable quotes like: “It’s hard to hate people that you know.” “I may see a flying saucer someday…but I’ll be dad gum if I tell anybody.” Whether you’re here for the laughs, the life lessons, or the behind-the-scenes political drama, this episode delivers it all. Call to Action: Don’t miss out—subscribe now, leave us a review, and share this episode with friends who love a good story. New episodes drop every Monday!
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“Dream No Little Dreams: Kent Hance on Focus, Truth, and the Stories That Shape Us”
10/30/2025
“Dream No Little Dreams: Kent Hance on Focus, Truth, and the Stories That Shape Us”
“Does doubt kill more dreams than failure?” That question sets the tone for this powerful episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast, where Kent dives deep into the art of dreaming big and staying focused in a world full of distractions. From dusty tractor rides in Dimmitt, Texas to the halls of power, Kent shares personal anecdotes that reveal how visualization and perseverance can turn aspirations into reality. You’ll hear timeless wisdom like his father’s saying, “Hold her head up, Luke, I think she smells alfalfa,” a metaphor for staying focused when temptation looms. This episode also explores: The impact of misinformation—from the Gulf of Tonkin to the digital age—and why proximity to the source matters. The decline of investigative journalism and its consequences for democracy. The internet’s permanence and what young people must know about social media, judgment, and job prospects. Political campaigns and unforgettable moments, including the infamous Dukakis tank photo and Louisiana’s colorful political history. Kent’s candid reflections on leadership, integrity, and resilience will leave you inspired—and maybe even laughing at some of the wildest stories from the political arena. Memorable Quote: “Doubt kills more dreams than failure will.” Call to Action If you enjoyed this episode, don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share it with friends. Your support helps us bring more incredible stories and insights straight to your ears.
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“Privileges vs. Principles: Government Shutdowns, Wild Texas Tales, and Rattlesnake Hunts"
10/27/2025
“Privileges vs. Principles: Government Shutdowns, Wild Texas Tales, and Rattlesnake Hunts"
"What happens when a nation values its privileges above its principles?" That’s the powerful question that launches this episode of The Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast—and it sets the stage for a whirlwind of stories, sharp insights, and classic Texas humor. Kent Hance takes listeners on a journey through the latest government shutdown drama, breaking down the political gridlock, budget battles, and the real-life consequences for Americans. With his trademark wit, Kent explores why compromise is inevitable and why the stakes are higher than ever as deadlines loom. But the episode doesn’t stop at politics. Kent delivers a treasure trove of unforgettable stories and practical wisdom: Surprising Polls: Did you know 29% of American adults are still afraid of the dark? Kent shares hilarious takes on what keeps us up at night and what we regret about our college days. Outrageous News: From a Florida man’s dinner with a prostitute to an Ohio lawmaker’s crusade against marrying AI chatbots, Kent’s commentary is both laugh-out-loud funny and thought-provoking. Texas Legends: Discover the “Hands on a Hard Body” contest, where contestants stand for hours to win a truck—revealing the grit and psychology of true Texans. Life Lessons: “Don’t ever hire a restaurant manager that hasn’t waited tables.” Kent’s advice is peppered with memorable quotes, including: “Don’t ever hire a plumber that bites his fingernails.” Unbelievable Moments: From restroom etiquette statistics to a New Jersey knife fight over a slow line, Kent’s stories are as wild as they are true. Heartwarming Endings: Hear about a North Carolina couple finally taking their honeymoon after 31 years, and a Louisiana woman who saved three lives with the Heimlich maneuver. Texas Entertainment: Kent shares why a magician is the perfect party theme—and why a rattlesnake hunt might just be the wildest family reunion idea ever. Memorable Quotes: “People that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower “Don’t ever hire a restaurant manager that’s not waiting tables.” “If you get in a war, you go all out to win and then you have a complete surrender. But that has fallen by the wayside.” Call to Action: Love true Texas storytelling, political insight with a twist, and tales you won’t hear anywhere else? Subscribe now! Leave a review and share this episode with friends who appreciate a good laugh and a dose of wisdom. Your support keeps the stories coming!
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“Texas Legends & Laughs: The Greatest Hits of Kent Hance’s Best Stories”
10/24/2025
“Texas Legends & Laughs: The Greatest Hits of Kent Hance’s Best Stories”
"What do a CEO, a peg-legged fire chief, and a political consultant with ten ideas a day have in common?" They’re all unforgettable characters in this special "Greatest Hits" episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast. This episode brings together the most beloved stories and interviews from the past four years, featuring Kent Hance’s signature wit and wisdom. You’ll hear highlights from his conversation with longtime friend Ed Whitacre, former CEO of AT&T and General Motors, as they reminisce about loyalty, business, and the importance of driving a Cadillac. Kent shares lessons from legendary Southwest Airlines founder Herb Kelleher, whose hands-on approach turned baggage claims into profit. Listeners will laugh at the tale of Big John Johnson and the mysterious closet mirror, and marvel at the resilience of a decorated World War II veteran and volunteer fire chief with a wooden peg leg—whose run-in with a reckless driver led to one of the episode’s most memorable punchlines: “Ruben, you wanna go to the sawmill or the emergency room?” Kent also pulls back the curtain on the world of political consulting, recounting his experiences with Dick Morris, whose daily barrage of ideas could make or break a career. From clever car negotiations to the value of facts in business, this episode is packed with wisdom, humor, and the kind of Texas storytelling that keeps listeners coming back. Don’t miss this celebration of Kent Hance’s greatest hits—where every story is a testament to the colorful characters and life lessons that define Texas. Notable Quotes & Moments “If you want to loan us money, you buy our cars.” “If you don’t have all the facts, you can’t make good decisions.” “Ruben, you wanna go to the sawmill or the emergency room?” “Every day he had 10 new ideas, and you had to listen to him. Four get you elected, four get you defeated, one to ruin your career, and one to get you indicted.” Call to Action Enjoyed these greatest hits? Subscribe to Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast, leave a review, and share your favorite episode with friends. New stories drop every Monday—don’t miss out!
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“From Dumpster to Destiny: The Unstoppable Journey of Night Train Lane”
10/23/2025
“From Dumpster to Destiny: The Unstoppable Journey of Night Train Lane”
Episode Description "What does it take to turn heartbreak into history?" That’s the question at the heart of this unforgettable episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast. Kent Hance dives deep into the remarkable life of Dick “Night Train” Lane—a football legend whose story begins with abandonment as a newborn in Austin, Texas, and ends with an NFL record that still stands over 70 years later. Lane’s journey is one of resilience, grit, and the power of believing in yourself when no one else will. Listeners are treated to vivid tales of Lane’s early days at Anderson High School, his time in the Army, and his serendipitous entry into professional football—where a simple bus ride and a bold request changed his life forever. Kent shares how Lane’s nickname was born, recounting the legendary moment when “Night Train derails Choo-Choo Justice” became a headline, marking Lane’s arrival as a force in the NFL. The episode explores themes of perseverance, friendship, and the changing landscape of sports, highlighting Lane’s relationships with fellow players like Cloyce Box and Bobby Lane. Kent’s storytelling brings to life memorable moments, such as Lane’s dice-shooting prowess and his philosophy: “Sevens or elevens are gonna come back up again sometime”—a testament to his belief that good luck always returns. Notable quotes and moments include: “He was born here in Austin and some people off of East 12th Street, heard him crying. And he had been wrapped in some newspapers and put in a dumpster.” “Night Train Lane derails Choo-Choo Justice.” “Sevens or elevens are gonna come back up. Which, he's talking about good luck or bad luck. It's gonna come back up. One way or the other.” Kent also reflects on Lane’s impact off the field, from his work with underprivileged youth in Detroit to his trailblazing role in advertising, and calls for Austin to honor one of its greatest citizens. Don’t miss this powerful episode that celebrates the enduring spirit of Night Train Lane—a man who overcame every obstacle to become a legend. Call to Action If you’re inspired by stories of resilience and triumph, subscribe to Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast. Leave a review, share this episode with friends, and help spread the legacy of Night Train Lane. Your support keeps these incredible Texas stories alive!
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“Fortune, Fire, and the American Dream"
10/20/2025
“Fortune, Fire, and the American Dream"
Episode Description "If your fortune teller asks for $600,000, whose future are they really looking out for?" In this riveting episode of “Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas,” Kent dives headfirst into the wild world of fortune tellers, internet rumors, and the ever-shifting American workplace. Kent opens with a tale from Montgomery County, where fortune tellers convinced locals to part with staggering sums—all in the name of happiness and curses. With his trademark wit, Kent recalls his days as a young lawyer defending a fortune teller in Lubbock, weaving in lessons about skepticism and the power of persuasion. The episode doesn’t stop at fortune-telling. Kent explores viral internet rumors—like the great Polish potato heist—and discuss how misinformation can spark chaos in unexpected places. Listeners are treated to stories of lottery winners, workplace surveys, and the surprising dreams of Gen Z, including one respondent whose “American dream” is to retire to the coast of Scotland with their cats. Kent’s insights on workplace toxicity are especially timely, as he shares memorable anecdotes about office politics and the importance of a healthy work environment. “If you get somebody toxic, you gotta let them go quick or you’ll have all the office leaving and quitting,” Kent warns, highlighting the delicate balance between mental health and job security. The episode is peppered with nostalgia—Yellow Pages, floppy disks, and Blockbuster—reminding listeners how quickly technology can upend entire industries. Kent’s reflections on exercise, multitasking, and the wisdom of living for today round out the show, leaving listeners with practical advice and plenty of laughs. Notable Quotes & Moments: “I’ve never had somebody turn down a hundred dollar bill anywhere in the world.” “The internet killed the Yellow Pages—and changed everything.” “Halloween displays so realistic, the fire department showed up 30 times!” Call to Action Don’t miss this episode packed with unforgettable stories, sharp insights, and Kent’s legendary Texas humor. Subscribe now, leave us a review, and share the show with friends who love a good story and a fresh perspective on today’s world!
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“Unforgettable Texas Tales: Kent Hance’s Greatest Hits – Laughter, Lessons, and Legendary Moments”
10/17/2025
“Unforgettable Texas Tales: Kent Hance’s Greatest Hits – Laughter, Lessons, and Legendary Moments”
“What’s the most humbling moment you’ve ever experienced?” That’s just one of the questions at the heart of this special “Greatest Hits” episode, where Kent Hance, the best storyteller in Texas, shares the stories that listeners have loved most over the years. From the quirky streets of Roswell, New Mexico—home to UFO conventions and unexpected celebrity encounters—to the unpredictable world of politics, Kent’s tales are as varied as they are memorable. Hear about the time a single guest turned a political reception into a legendary story, the high school dare that ended with a leap out the window, and the fundraiser invitation that nearly gave a friend a heart attack when 25,000 people were invited to a house built for 200. Kent’s stories aren’t just funny—they’re packed with wisdom and insight. Whether he’s recounting the importance of kindness in the service industry (“He’s going to Austin. His bags are going to Toronto.”), or reflecting on the humbling nature of politics, Kent’s greatest hits remind us that life is unpredictable, and sometimes the best stories come from the most unexpected moments. Notable Quotes & Moments: “Politics can be humbling.” “If you go to the UFO convention in Roswell, be sure and don’t be looking up while you’re driving.” “He’s going to Austin. His bags are going to Toronto.” “If you think 50 people will show up, get a room for 30.” Themes & Insights: The unpredictable nature of life and politics The value of humility and humor The importance of kindness and quick thinking Legendary Texas personalities and unforgettable events Call to Action: Enjoyed these classic stories? Subscribe to Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast, leave a positive review, and share this episode with friends who love a good laugh and a great story. Follow us on Instagram at @beststorytellerpodcast for more legendary moments!
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“Risk, Remembrance, and Ridiculousness: Kent Hance’s Unforgettable Stories and Life Lessons”
10/16/2025
“Risk, Remembrance, and Ridiculousness: Kent Hance’s Unforgettable Stories and Life Lessons”
Episode Description “If you don’t take risks, will you always work for someone who did?” That’s the thought-provoking question Kent Hance opens with, setting the stage for an episode packed with wisdom, heartfelt tributes, and classic Texas storytelling. In this episode, Kent Hance reflects on Warren Buffett’s philosophy of risk-taking, weaving in personal anecdotes and sharp observations about how political landscapes have shifted over the decades. Listeners are treated to Kent’s unique perspective on business, politics, and the importance of taking chances—whether in the boardroom or in everyday life. The episode takes a poignant turn as Kent shares the moving story of Gage Ingram, a Texas Tech graduate and Navy SEAL who made the ultimate sacrifice. Kent’s tribute to Gage and his family is a powerful reminder of the courage and commitment found in communities across Texas. The episode also honors Sarah House, another Texas Tech alum whose life was tragically cut short, underscoring the fragility of life and the importance of community support. But it wouldn’t be a Kent Hance podcast without a dose of humor and the unexpected. From tales of “stupid criminals”—like the man who tried to rob an ATM inside a jail—to the inventor of the Pop-Tart and maggots on a Delta flight, Kent’s stories will have you laughing, shaking your head, and marveling at the unpredictability of life. Notable Quotes & Moments: “If you don’t take risks, you will always work for someone who took risks.” Kent’s heartfelt tribute: “There are young people all over this world doing dangerous things that we don’t know about. They’re trying to keep us safe.” On police work: “Not everybody should be a police officer. You have to have the right temperament.” The Pop-Tart story and Seinfeld’s upcoming movie—dessert for breakfast, anyone? “Don’t wear stupid t-shirts to court and don’t try to rob the jail.” Themes & Insights: The value of risk-taking in life and business Shifts in political ideologies and their real-world impact Honoring service and sacrifice in the military and local communities The importance of defensive driving and staying safe The lighter side of human folly and the lessons it brings Call to Action: Did a story resonate with you? Want to hear more classic Kent Hance tales? Subscribe to the podcast, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a good story. Email your favorite Kent Hance story to info@hanspodcast.com—he loves hearing from listeners!
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“Snakes, Nukes, and No-Tipping Pippen: Kent Hance Unfiltered”
10/13/2025
“Snakes, Nukes, and No-Tipping Pippen: Kent Hance Unfiltered”
“If God had created Boudreaux and Marie instead of Adam and Eve, would the world have been without sin?” That’s the kind of question only Kent Hance can pose—and answer—with a straight face and a Texas-sized grin. In this episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Chancellor Hance takes listeners on a wild ride through politics, history, celebrity gossip, and good ol’ fashioned common sense. 🔑 Key Moments & Themes: Middle East Peace Talks: Kent breaks down President Trump’s unconventional negotiation style and why it might just work. Drug Boats and National Security: A fiery take on Venezuela’s narco-trafficking and the controversial use of military force. Atomic Bomb Debate: Revisiting the decision to drop the bomb in WWII—was it justified? Government Shutdown Woes: Real talk about paycheck-to-paycheck military families and political grandstanding. Celebrity Tipping Habits: From Elvis Presley’s $5,000 generosity to “No-Tipping Pippen,” Kent dishes on who’s classy and who’s cheap. Stupid Criminals & Stray Pets: A thermos in an unexpected place, a coffee-loving monkey, and a cross-country traveling cat. 💬 Memorable Quotes: “If God had created Boudreaux and Marie instead of Adam and Eve, Boudreaux and Marie would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.” “Make it as hard to get welfare as it is to get a building permit in Austin, Texas.” “No-Tipping Pippen. That’s what they called him.” 📢 Call to Action: Love a good story with a Texas twist? Don’t miss an episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas. 👉 Subscribe now, leave us a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ review, and share this episode with someone who could use a laugh and a little wisdom.
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“Guns, Cattle Guards, and Drive-Thru Genius: Kent Hance’s Greatest Hits”
10/10/2025
“Guns, Cattle Guards, and Drive-Thru Genius: Kent Hance’s Greatest Hits”
“What color uniform does that cattle guard have on?” That question—posed by a confused Connecticut visitor—perfectly captures the wit, charm, and Texas-sized storytelling that defines Kent Hance. In this Greatest Hits edition of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast, we’ve curated some of the most unforgettable moments from past episodes. From political camaraderie across party lines to the invention of the drive-thru window, Kent’s stories are as insightful as they are hilarious. You’ll hear about: Babe Schwartz, the liberal senator who was friends with Kent despite their political differences—and the time he rushed to buy a gun after receiving a death threat. The origin of the drive-thru window, thanks to a clever McDonald’s manager in Arizona solving a military base dilemma. Kent’s campaign trail tale involving President George W. Bush, a Mercedes with Connecticut plates, and a cattle guard that made it all the way to the front page of The New York Times. A cautionary lesson on alcohol and the send button, and why Kent always slept on angry letters before mailing them. This episode is a masterclass in storytelling, Texas history, and the kind of humor that sticks with you long after the credits roll. 🎙️ Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the podcast, this episode is the perfect entry point into Kent’s world of unforgettable characters and timeless lessons. 🗣️ Notable Quotes “Do not drink and hit send. You’ll regret it. I just promise you.” “The reason you file the gun sight off is so when they stick it up your rear, it won’t hurt so bad.” “American ingenuity will always find a solution.” This episode features stories from Kent Hance himself, former U.S. Congressman and Texas Tech Chancellor, whose decades in politics and public service have given him a treasure trove of tales. His ability to blend humor, history, and humanity makes him one of the most compelling voices in Texas podcasting. 📣 Call to Action If you enjoyed this episode, don’t forget to: Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss a story. Leave a review—your feedback helps us reach more listeners. Share this episode with friends who love Texas history, humor, and great storytelling. Follow us on Instagram: @beststorytellerpodcast
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