Nerd Poker

Each week, under dark of night, in a dining room in Encino, a group of warriors led by Brian Posehn plays Dungeons & Dragons and you’re invited to attend!

S4E53 Bitey Rabbit 09/14/2021

S4E53 Bitey Rabbit The curses worsen as the Castaway Cuties struggle to shakes off the after effects of their fight with the demon. Speaking of which, weird how something smells like smoke! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20465891

S4E52 The River Experiment 09/07/2021

S4E52 The River Experiment After handling the demon confrontation, it's time to see if our heroes sent the right person-creature across the river to the south. Hopefully yes, since she was carrying the thing they slayed that whole army for! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20387660

S4E51 Castaway Cuties Versus The Gillaxian Army 08/31/2021

S4E51 Castaway Cuties Versus The Gillaxian Army What's a little battle between our heroes and an entire fish army armed with a demon and war machines? Seems like this is gonna go great! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20317934

S4E50 Demon Schemin 08/24/2021

S4E50 Demon Schemin We're heavy into an ugly battle with an ugly foe, a water demon sent by an angry Gillaxian army. Hopefully not TOO many of the Castaway Cuties will get boiled alive or skewered by a war spear. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20245511

S4E49 Battle of the Battered Fish 08/16/2021

S4E49 Battle of the Battered Fish Up against a major waterway, the Castaway Cuties are forced to reckon with an entire army of Gillaxian fish bastards, more heavily armored and evil than any encounter with them yet. And since there's a few hundred of them a mile or so away, hopefully this won't take very long... /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20164001

S4E48 Beach Keach 08/10/2021

S4E48 Beach Keach Guess what— the Castaway Cuties are now level 6! But will their new level help them escape the Gillaxian army? Maybe? It's a whole army and all, but hey it's fun to plan how to get a giant hammer across a river! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20094665

S4E47 Attunement's Lament 08/03/2021

S4E47 Attunement's Lament Now that everyone is above water and deciding what to do about the extra-wrinkly Gillaxian tied up in a hole, it's time to decide how to deal with Toody's extremely heavy, extremely hard to touch hammer. But first, some lamentations from the princess! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/20019539

S4E46 Underwater Hag Hell 07/27/2021

S4E46 Underwater Hag Hell The Castaway Cuties hope to dispatch the strange sea hag whose lair they stumbled into, and who is now fighting them for the hammer. Hopefully they can walk out of this lake soon, or at least come up with an elaborate balloon hat scheme! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19941893

S4E45 Gillaxian Tax 07/20/2021

S4E45 Gillaxian Tax Oh great, some weird glowing eyes next to the god-hammer. Probably cool if the crew ignores it right? NOPE. The monster that stalked them for a few episodes survived the flood, and now it wants to play Tool Time with Toody. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19863389

S4E44 Flood Physics 07/13/2021

S4E44 Flood Physics Our Castaway Cuties have worked out a solution to the puzzle of the underwater dead-end tower, so surely the dungeon master has some very fair physics in mind. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Everything's fine. This is fine. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19792169

S4E43 Dead End Friends 07/06/2021

S4E43 Dead End Friends Um... oh. The Castaway Cuties just realized they've hit the top of a tower with no real exits. At the bottom of a megalake. While lugging a 250 pound magic hammer. Luckily they can breathe underwater for a while, so maybe they can walk out... Except for that whole top of a tower thing. Hopefully they're not pausing to think inside the den of a weird swamp monster. Wait, what's that? Damn... /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19716275

S4E42 Underwater Anvil 06/29/2021

S4E42 Underwater Anvil Your darling Castaway Cuties have gotten themselves into quite a sticky wicket, dragging a 250 pound hammer across an evil castle at the bottom of an ocean-sized lake. So hey, why not start exploring some completely unknown areas and hope they don't get trapped? Seems safe! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19637906

S4E41 Creeps in the Deeps 06/22/2021

S4E41 Creeps in the Deeps The Castaway Cuties are on their way to retrieving the divine hammer! But oh yeah... it's at the bottom of a massive lake and it's very heavy. And maybe guarded by water monsters. Leave it to the Nerd Poker crew to make some surprising choices on how to turn these problems into problemade. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19560461

S4E40 Shaman On Ice 06/15/2021

S4E40 Shaman On Ice After a fierce battle with a notable casualty, followed by a uniquely Nerd Poker instruction to an NPC that they should go complete an entire dungeon all by themselves, the Castaway Cuties are left with one big question: what the hell are they supposed to do with this evil fish shaman? And will they kill him, or ACCIDENTALLY kill him as they preserve him? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19478915

S4E39 Hammer Time 06/08/2021

S4E39 Hammer Time The Castaway Cuties are going under the lake to get a magic hammer. Seems simple. No issues there. Probably a shallow lake with no monsters. Easy peasy. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19406660

S4E38 Lake Boss 06/01/2021

S4E38 Lake Boss The Castaway Cuties bring their scrappy lake-beach battle to a conclusion as they hope to dive beneath the waves and recover an ancient hammer. Will an NPC get squished? Will the crew make a decision that perplexes even themselves only a few minutes later? Why this is Nerd Poker, of course. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19313369

S4E37 Dicey Piscine Scene 05/25/2021

S4E37 Dicey Piscine Scene Negotiations for the transformation of the fishy princess have reached a nadir and the Castaway Cuties may be about to throw down with some ugly pirahna-faced gillaxians. Hopefully we can go properly off the rails for a moment before the tense combat begins! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19227365

S4E36 Megalake Pangadon 05/18/2021

S4E36 Megalake Pangadon It's time to head to Megalake Pangadon, location of the underwater evil fishperson city that the Princess originally hails from, and where a certain Bahamut hammer is kept under lock and key. Hopefully she won't hear that she's travelling with an orc who loves to kill evil fishpeople! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19145324

S4E35 Turtle Skirmish 05/10/2021

S4E35 Turtle Skirmish You'd have thought the Castaway Cuties might wanna level up a little more before taking on another Dragon Turtle, but hey in their defense they WERE trying to sneak by. Hopefully their new orc tour guide won't get smushed in the process of them running away! Oh and yes this is one of the sillier openings of an episodes in a while. We start playing Dungeons and Whatever eventually, promise. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/19055192

S4E34 The Shell's Lament 05/04/2021

S4E34 The Shell's Lament The Castaway Cuties approach Megalake Pangadon, which looms on the horizon. Unfortunately a gigantic depressed dragon turtle lies in the way. Should be easy to not irritate one of those, yeah? Yeah. No problem. Easy peasy. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18966092

S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty 04/27/2021

S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty The Castaway Cuties continue their team up with the mysterious sailors known as the "Ice Five" as they sail east and hope to find a lich-smiting hammer for Toody. Hopefully there won't be any sea monsters! Dan would NEVER, right?? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18873062

S4E32 Good Boy Ramen 04/19/2021

S4E32 Good Boy Ramen This episode we talk to Sam's dog Ramen about how he is such a good boy for the full run time. Well kinda, there's also a lot of D&D. The Castaway Cuties also do some classic shopping Nerd Poker style, a familiar face returns, and Sam is very high. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18785831

S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining 04/13/2021

S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining With their latest nightmare slightly behind them (or at least, in a gross pile nearby) the Castaway Cuties now have a mysterious lava tube and a hellish wailing dimension with no gravity to contend with. Luckily they're more resolute than ever, and there's a weird list they nabbed from an evil tortle. Will all pieces come together? Come listen to us try! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18711995

S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties 04/05/2021

S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties Things are getting rough for the Castaway Cuties during their battle with the Pandemonium demon, as one ally after another falls. One thing is for certain, if anyone is haunted by the ghost of an adorable bunny it will suck. Hopefully he'll be revived in the name of Easter. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18613490

S4E29 Gravity Shmavity 03/30/2021

S4E29 Gravity Shmavity Our intrepid Cuties continue their combat with the vicious Pandemonium beast, seeking answers as to why all these monks are getting killed. Hopefully Danny won't feel too bad about what happens to Nathan as Chris Tallman portrays sorrow in the saddest of voices. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18538454

S4E28 Demonic Winds 03/23/2021

S4E28 Demonic Winds The Castaway Cuties are headed to another dimension (another dimension, another dimension) to help out the Davenglaven monk situation, and it looks like things are gonna get real messy. We can only hope that the otherworldly howling won't upset Nathan's delicate bunny ears too much (or make him act demonic again like he did a few episodes back). /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18437825

S4E27 Octopus Royalty 03/16/2021

S4E27 Octopus Royalty With a new possibly wealthy patron in tow (who might just be a demon creature) the Castaway Cuties must decide how to follow up their exploits over at the giant trans-dimensional duck junk thing. Their destiny awaits, and also, probably a big scary battle! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18341906

S4E26 A Tug In The Dark 03/09/2021

S4E26 A Tug In The Dark Toody went for a little swim in the dark cavernous waters beneath the Leviathan's Spiral, only to get an innocent little tug on the leg of his armor. Probably something super cheery and not evil or slimy at all! RIGHT? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18244712

S4E25 Tortle Trayzure 03/02/2021

S4E25 Tortle Trayzure Sure, the Castaway Cuties just mashed a villain, but do you think they'll be satisfied with his horde of loot? Oh, no, not in the slightest! Every square inch of the den of this reptilian ne'er-do-well is about to get looted by none other than this crew of kind goofs. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18152723

S4E24 Plummet Summit 02/23/2021

S4E24 Plummet Summit The Castaway Cuties continue to clear the cavern, only they are now faced with a vertical shaft that has them thinking back to several seasons of their characters falling down and occasionally being snapped in half. Time to consider their descent very, very, (or just kinda) carefully! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18052601

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