Nerd Poker

Each week, under dark of night, in a dining room in Encino, a group of warriors led by Brian Posehn plays Dungeons & Dragons and you’re invited to attend!

S4E32 Good Boy Ramen 04/19/2021

S4E32 Good Boy Ramen This episode we talk to Sam's dog Ramen about how he is such a good boy for the full run time. Well kinda, there's also a lot of D&D. The Castaway Cuties also do some classic shopping Nerd Poker style, a familiar face returns, and Sam is very high. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18785831

S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining 04/13/2021

S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining With their latest nightmare slightly behind them (or at least, in a gross pile nearby) the Castaway Cuties now have a mysterious lava tube and a hellish wailing dimension with no gravity to contend with. Luckily they're more resolute than ever, and there's a weird list they nabbed from an evil tortle. Will all pieces come together? Come listen to us try! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18711995

S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties 04/05/2021

S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties Things are getting rough for the Castaway Cuties during their battle with the Pandemonium demon, as one ally after another falls. One thing is for certain, if anyone is haunted by the ghost of an adorable bunny it will suck. Hopefully he'll be revived in the name of Easter. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18613490

S4E29 Gravity Shmavity 03/30/2021

S4E29 Gravity Shmavity Our intrepid Cuties continue their combat with the vicious Pandemonium beast, seeking answers as to why all these monks are getting killed. Hopefully Danny won't feel too bad about what happens to Nathan as Chris Tallman portrays sorrow in the saddest of voices. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18538454

S4E28 Demonic Winds 03/23/2021

S4E28 Demonic Winds The Castaway Cuties are headed to another dimension (another dimension, another dimension) to help out the Davenglaven monk situation, and it looks like things are gonna get real messy. We can only hope that the otherworldly howling won't upset Nathan's delicate bunny ears too much (or make him act demonic again like he did a few episodes back). /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18437825

S4E27 Octopus Royalty 03/16/2021

S4E27 Octopus Royalty With a new possibly wealthy patron in tow (who might just be a demon creature) the Castaway Cuties must decide how to follow up their exploits over at the giant trans-dimensional duck junk thing. Their destiny awaits, and also, probably a big scary battle! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18341906

S4E26 A Tug In The Dark 03/09/2021

S4E26 A Tug In The Dark Toody went for a little swim in the dark cavernous waters beneath the Leviathan's Spiral, only to get an innocent little tug on the leg of his armor. Probably something super cheery and not evil or slimy at all! RIGHT? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18244712

S4E25 Tortle Trayzure 03/02/2021

S4E25 Tortle Trayzure Sure, the Castaway Cuties just mashed a villain, but do you think they'll be satisfied with his horde of loot? Oh, no, not in the slightest! Every square inch of the den of this reptilian ne'er-do-well is about to get looted by none other than this crew of kind goofs. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18152723

S4E24 Plummet Summit 02/23/2021

S4E24 Plummet Summit The Castaway Cuties continue to clear the cavern, only they are now faced with a vertical shaft that has them thinking back to several seasons of their characters falling down and occasionally being snapped in half. Time to consider their descent very, very, (or just kinda) carefully! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/18052601

S4E23 Vertical Shafts 02/16/2021

S4E23 Vertical Shafts Who doesn't like a nice, thick, shaft? The Castaway Cuties are about to explore more of the Leviathan's Spiral, a gigantic exoskeletal thing chock full of them, so you can only imagine that we're gonna be talkin' about shaft(s). /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17965547

S4E22 Shadowhell 02/09/2021

S4E22 Shadowhell Surely combating a 30-foot-tall shadow will have zero consequences, and soon the Castaway Cuties will be back home in Blingbottom polishing their suit of armor with a demon inside it. Hopefully the fight will wind down right... about... soon... /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17878838

S4E21 Memaw Melee 02/02/2021

S4E21 Memaw Melee The Castaway Cuties try to power through their most difficult fight yet, as fingers of doom start pointing and hit points start dropping. Hopefully those helpful NPCs they saved from the mutant gorillas will come in handy, right guys? Guys? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17783219

S4E20 Sweet Oasis 01/26/2021

S4E20 Sweet Oasis The crew is doing their best to get inside the twirly-yet-still-somehow-phallic Leviathan's Spiral and sadly one of their NPC guides is in peril. Hopefully they can rescue him and get inside the... shaft of the spiral, where they can then find some kind of respite. A very non-creepy respite that the dungeon master won't make gross at all. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17698097

S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral 01/19/2021

S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral It's time to track down the Filament of Dongle and see why they went missing inside the Leviathan's Spiral. What's that? A map that is almost definitely phallic? You know it. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17604113

S4E18 Flaysacola 01/12/2021

S4E18 Flaysacola After making their mark on the rough and tumble town of Blingbottom, our heroes head north, seeking the order of monks that knows how to locate the legendary hammer of Bahamut. Hopefully they won't light their own transportation on fire out of vague suspicion. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17514464

S4E17 Cellar's Market 01/05/2021

S4E17 Cellar's Market Our heroes (whose group name is currently unofficial but we all know Castaway Cuties is still the frontrunner) explore the cellar of the manor, and hope that they can claim its treasure as their own (or at least sell it at Blingbottom prices). Hopefully it will be a simple trip to an evil cabal's darkened basement and there won't be any funny stuff! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17424008

S4E16 Vamp Stamp 12/29/2020

S4E16 Vamp Stamp The crew battles the sleepy guest of the manor that they awoke unceremoniously from its slumber, with the hopes of making the quaint trayzure room all their own. Cheers from the whole Nerd Poker crew on making it through 2020 with us, we criterally couldn't have done it without you! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17359187

Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day 12/23/2020

Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day Hey listeners, we wanted to say thank you for a crazy year of support and offer you this two-part bonus adventure with Felicia Day as a special gift to you! Recorded in late 2019 around Christmas time at Brian's house with plenty of murder and mayhem, we hope it bring some cheer to you. It was originally recorded and released in 2 parts, but Engineer Sam fused them together with audio magic. Stay safe, and happy holidays! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17312387

S4E15 What's In The Box 12/22/2020

S4E15 What's In The Box You didn't expect our heroes to not thoroughly check THAT ONE CONTAINER in the TRAYZURE ROOM, did you? Well here they go, giving the awkward trayzure situation the proper Nerd Poker collection treatment! Also apologies for the audio being slightly garbled in parts, we had a computer die and get an emergency replacement mere moments before our session and didn't realize a setting was off until later. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17289776

S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle 12/15/2020

S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle The Kind Crew (or whatever they name might be) really put their powers of earnestness to the test as they tidy up the final corners of the hag's mansion. And what better moment for the creepiest of dungeon masters to unveil the creepiest of rooms? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17204123

S4E13 Invisible Jerk 12/08/2020

S4E13 Invisible Jerk Our intrepid crew is getting a little sick of dealing with this huge invisible archfey who doesn't know anything. And you know what that means: they will probably blow him up so they can go about plundering the rest of this haunted mansion! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17108081

S4E12 Hag Manor 12/01/2020

S4E12 Hag Manor Our kind crew has a relatively creepy manor they'd like to shake the loot out of, but will their creepy dungeon master put an unfairly massive monster in their path before they can roll all their investigation checks? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/17012573

S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines 11/24/2020

S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines Our crew must confront the dog-related mystery they've gotten themselves into, as well as the wealthy old lady sobbing on Danny's monk-robed shoulder. No way things will get violent, knowing how nice everyone is. Right? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16938248

S4E10 Guild Trip 11/17/2020

S4E10 Guild Trip Our super-friendly band of heroes continue their quest to make a good impression on the gritty, coastal town of Blingbottom by cruising for side missions, and they may just make a name for themselves. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16840514

S4E9 Blingbottom 11/10/2020

S4E9 Blingbottom The crew feels out the local culture of Blingbottom (which turns out to be a lot of misfortune and unsavory card games) as well as a name for themselves. And if you were hoping someone in the party would try to have a Batman-esque side adventure, you're in luck! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16749206

S4E8 Marrow, Wanna? 11/03/2020

S4E8 Marrow, Wanna? Our heroes deal with the final obstacle between them and the beach of Davenglaven, and the unseemly field of bones at the cave's exit. Will the party have another charm-off competition? It's virtually guaranteed! /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16660859

S4E7 Uncorker 10/27/2020

S4E7 Uncorker Our heroes have nearly reached the beaches of Davenglaven, but first there's treasure to unpack, and a mysterious impasse to uncork. Hopefully that total-party-kill you almost thought was going to happen in the first episode of the season isn't going to happen NOW. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16562642

S4E6 Labyrinthine Scene 10/20/2020

S4E6 Labyrinthine Scene The new crew is making their way to the end of this narrow, winding bottleneck, but there's a very interesting side passage beckoning them to explore. Surely there's no harm in testing some new spells out on some blind corners, right? /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16471718

S4E5 Lava Lunch 10/13/2020

S4E5 Lava Lunch Our new Season 4 heroes have stumbled upon two firenewts engaged in some sort of lunchtime ritual, cooking a hapless creature over a small lava barbecue. They could sneak on by, but it wouldn't be Nerd Poker if everyone didn't dogpile into a small room and start swinging weapons. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16376723

S4E4 Newt in Town 10/06/2020

S4E4 Newt in Town Our new crew has a bottleneck ahead of them, and it's infested with deadly firenewts. Hopefully their morally suspect guide will lead them down the best path without too many surprises, and maybe they'll get a cool finishing move or two on these creepy, glowing jerks. /episode/index/show/brianposehnsnerdpoker/id/16291991

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