Brimstone Valley Mall

The year is 1999. Lurking somewhere between Hot Topic and the food court, five misfit demons from Hell kill time inciting sin in a suburban shopping mall. When the lead singer of their band goes mysteriously missing, the demons only have two weeks to find him before they play the biggest gig of the millenium - or face the wrath of Satan herself.

19 - Goodbye Forever! 12/26/2024

19 - Goodbye Forever! The thrilling conclusion to our stupid tale. -- links -- Website: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent, Damien, and Carpasinus: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Mayana Berrin, Blu Del Barrio, and Joshua Rubino Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/34473075

18 - Of All The Holes I've Been In 12/19/2024

18 - Of All The Holes I've Been In After last episode’s huge blow-up, no one in the mall will talk to each other. Nisroch has a plan to bring the gang back together in the best way they know how, but they’ve got to work fast. The mall is crumbling faster and faster, and it’s only so long until someone gets hurt… -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent and Damien: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Lyn Rafil Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33941382

17 - Expressing Our Emotions Through Music 12/12/2024

17 - Expressing Our Emotions Through Music Xaphan discovers a way to save the mall! Maybe! But can they pull it off? Our demons pair off to try and accomplish the impossible: to write the best song in the universe. -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent and Damien: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Mayana Berrin, Blu Del Barrio, and Joshua Rubino Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33938312

16 - I Told You It Was Going To Get Worse 12/05/2024

16 - I Told You It Was Going To Get Worse Hornblas tries to get his powers back with the help of two unlikely teachers. Meanwhile, Xaphan seeks advice on love from the world’s most jaded chef. Then it’s trouble in paradise as Asmoraius and Trent show off their swanky new internet cafe. Perhaps the only way to fix this mess is a good old fashioned jam session. -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent, Damien, and Carpasinus: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Mayanna Berrin, Blu Del Barrio, and Joshua Rubino Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33609527

15 - Wasting Away Again in Dollaritaville 11/28/2024

15 - Wasting Away Again in Dollaritaville Xaphan and Hornblas meet up with a mysterious figure in Crapplebee’s, then hold an emergency meeting in the parking lot. Our band of demons tries to figure out how to escape certain doom which leads to a post-tantrum cool-down in the dumpster. -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent, Damien, and Carpasinus: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Julia Schifini Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33606152

14 - We're, Like, Handling It 11/21/2024

14 - We're, Like, Handling It Everyone’s a little shaken up since Trent and Hornblas returned. Belzagor and Nisroch have a heart to heart in the kitchen, while the new outcasts try and fail to lay low in the new Mall Society. Later, in the parking lot, a ground-breaking discovery is made… -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent and Damien: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Mayanna Berrin, Blu Del Barrio, and Joshua Rubino Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33606112

13 - Miss Me? 11/14/2024

13 - Miss Me? After (literally) dropping out of the sky and back into our story, Hornblas and Trent have a lot of explaining to do. -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent and Damien: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Michelle Agresti, and Felix Trench Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33606082

12 - Coming Soon, Can't Wait! 11/07/2024

12 - Coming Soon, Can't Wait! Three months after the Great Summoning, our demons have settled into their new lives at Brimstone Valley Mall, feeding, governing, and maintaining a new Mall Society. Asmoraius takes the local news station on a tour to show the public just how things are run around here. -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent, and Damien: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices by: Erin Bark, Mayanna Berrin, Blu Del Barrio, Lyn Rafil, Joshua Rubino, and Eric Silver Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33605997

11 - Halfway Up 10/31/2024

11 - Halfway Up Chaos ensues as the entirety of Hell finds themselves teleported away to… The Mall??? The members of Mall Rat fight through the fray to find each other amidst the madness, and Trainee steps up to the plate. -- links -- Website: Transcript: Instagram: Twitter: Tumblr: -- cast & crew -- Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Trainee: Regina Russell Nisroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor and Mammon: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent and Damien: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Michelle Agresti, Mayanna Berrin, Blu Del Barrio, Lyn Rafil, Joshua Rubino, and Felix Trench Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Theme song: FM Buller /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33605947

Season 2 Trailer 10/01/2024

Season 2 Trailer Season 2 Coming October 31st For news and updates follow us on: , , and Written, Directed, and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio Co-Writers: Mark Wolf Roberts, Talia Rochmann Associate Producers: Lyn Rafil, Mischa Stanton, Bex Taylor-Klaus Sound design: Mischa Stanton Cover art: Talia Rochmann Music: Phil DiMercurio Trainee: Regina Russell Misroch: Bex-Taylor Klaus Belzagor: Susannah Wilson Xaphan: Isa Braun Asmoraius: Mark Wolf Roberts Hornblas: B. Dave Walters Trent, Damien, and Carpasinus: Chris Trindade Raven: Jordan Cobb Additional voices: Michelle Agresti, Mayana Barrin, Blu Del Barrio, Lyn Rafil, Joshua Rubino, Julia Schifini, Eric Silver, and Felix Trench /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/33279242

We're Back, Baby! 04/01/2023

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10 - Happy Y2K, Part 2 08/21/2020

10 - Happy Y2K, Part 2 The time has come for Mall Rat to finally take the stage and play the most important gig of their lives! /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/15693770

09 - Happy Y2K, Part 1 08/21/2020

09 - Happy Y2K, Part 1 Belzagor and Xaphan break into the records office to search for clues while Asmoraius… starts a podcast? /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/15693731

BattleBird Productions Presents: We Fix Space Junk 08/19/2020

BattleBird Productions Presents: We Fix Space Junk Announcement time! Our season finale will premiere in two parts on August 21st. Until then, we recommend checking out another hilarious audio sitcom, We Fix Space Junk! You can check them out here: https://battlebird.productions /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/15666098

08 - Attention Port Authority Bus Terminal Degenerates! 03/20/2020

08 - Attention Port Authority Bus Terminal Degenerates! Nothing says “one way ticket to Hell” quite like the food court delicacies from Port Authority Bus Terminal. Once onboard, Asmoraius and Misroch come up with a “plan.” /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/13602104

07 - Little Sinning Monster Machines 03/19/2020

07 - Little Sinning Monster Machines The demons split up to earn as many sincoins as they can. Meanwhile back at Wiener World, the teens get a little more than they bargained for... /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/13601702

06 – Who Do We Want? Hornblas! 02/20/2020

06 – Who Do We Want? Hornblas! The teens are up to no good, and Xaphan finds an unlikely crew to help our band of demons locate Hornblas. Looks like it’s time for some dark magic in the parking lot. Written, Directed and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio. Co-written by Talia Rochmann and Mark Wolf Roberts. Production Consulting by Julia Schifini. Executive Produced by Mischa Stanton. Sound designed by Jared Paul. Recorded by Jared Paul and James Schoen. Featuring Regina Russell as Trainee, Jordan Cobb as Raven, Christopher Trindade as Damien, Isa Braun as Xaphan and Mrs. G, Elliot Gindi as Misroch, Susannah Wilson as Belzagor, Mark Wolf Roberts as Asmoraius, Sheldon Brown as Hornblas, and Kristen DiMercurio as Mall Announcements Theme music by FM Buller. Show art by Talia Rochmann. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/13227749

05 – Boo, Earth Bad 01/30/2020

05 – Boo, Earth Bad It’s Christmas Day, and Carpasinus has come up from Hell to give our band of demons a seemingly impossible task. After blowing off some steam on the carousel, Misroch investigates an imposter in Wiener World, while Xaphan- Oh shit. What happened to Xaphan?? Written, Directed and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio. Co-written by Talia Rochmann and Mark Wolf Roberts. Production Consulting by Julia Schifini. Executive Produced by Mischa Stanton. Sound designed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Recorded by Jared Paul and James Schoen. Featuring Elliot Gindi as Misroch, Isa Braun as Xaphan, Susannah Wilson as Belzagor, Mark Wolf Roberts as Asmoraius, Christopher Trindade as Carpasinus and Trent, Regina Russell as Trainee, Sheldon Brown as Hornblas, Kristen DiMercurio as Mall Announcements, along with Jeffrey Nils Gardner Theme music by FM Buller. Show art by Talia Rochmann. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/12944621

04 – Don't Call Me Darling 01/16/2020

04 – Don't Call Me Darling For a moment it looks like an old flame might be rekindled in the kitchen of Wiener World, but at band practice that evening, Asmoraius is swept off his feet in a totally different direction. With no word from Hornblas, and mysterious sin coins collecting in Belzagor’s pocket, the band wonders if Y2K is to blame. Written, Directed and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio. Co-written by Talia Rochmann and Mark Wolf Roberts. Production Consulting by Julia Schifini. Executive Produced by Mischa Stanton. Sound designed by Jared Paul. Recorded by Jared Paul and James Schoen. Featuring Mark Wolf Roberts as Asmoraius, Isa Braun as Xaphan, Elliot Gindi as Misroch, Susannah Wilson as Belzagor, Regina Russell as Trainee, Christopher Trindade as Carpasinus and Trent, Sheldon Brown as Hornblas, Kristen DiMercurio as Mall Announcements, along with Griselle Osses and Zach Ehrlich. Theme music by FM Buller. Show art by Talia Rochmann. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/12752051

03 – Moral Kombat 01/02/2020

03 – Moral Kombat Belzagor is baffled when she receives a sin coin she didn’t earn. Meanwhile, Asmoraius takes “the new girl”, Xaphan, on an educational field trip to the mall arcade. Because video games can be educational too! Written, Directed and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio. Co-written by Talia Rochmann and Mark Wolf Roberts. Production Consulting by Julia Schifini. Executive Produced by Mischa Stanton. Sound designed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Recorded by Jared Paul and James Schoen. Featuring Mark Wolf Roberts as Asmoraius, Isa Braun as Xaphan, Elliot Gindi as Misroch, Susannah Wilson as Belzagor, Jordan Cobb as Raven, Christopher Trindade as Damien, Sheldon Brown as Hornblas, Kristen DiMercurio as Mall Announcements, along with Danny Irwin and James Oliva Theme music by FM Buller. Show art by Talia Rochmann. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/12591017

02 – Goth as F*ck 12/19/2019

02 – Goth as F*ck Asmoraius gets bullied by a couple of teens, but Raven and Damien learn pretty quickly just how goth carousels can be. Once the smoke clears, the band meeting in the parking lot does not got as planned. Written, Directed and Produced by Kristen DiMercurio. Co-written by Talia Rochmann and Mark Wolf Roberts. Production Consulting by Julia Schifini. Executive Produced by Mischa Stanton. Sound designed by Jared Paul. Recorded by Jared Paul and James Schoen. Featuring Mark Wolf Roberts as Asmoraius, Jordan Cobb as Raven, Christopher Trindade as Damien, Trent, and Carpasinus, Elliot Gindi as Misroch, Susannah Wilson as Belzagor, Sheldon Brown as Hornblas, Kristen DiMercurio as Mall Announcements, along with Michelle Agresti, James Oliva, Kim Hamilton, and Zach Erlich as additional voices. Theme music by FM Buller. Show art by Talia Rochmann. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/12459014

01 – Where The Hell Are You?! 12/19/2019

01 – Where The Hell Are You?! Trainee shows up for her first day of work at Weiner World, but to Misroch’s dismay, Hornblas does not. Tempers flare in the back room when Belzagor comes to visit, but these two demons will soon have bigger fingers to fry. Written, Directed & Produced by Kristen DiMercurio. Co-written by Talia Rochmann and Mark Wolf Roberts. Production Consulting by Julia Schifini. Executive Produced by Mischa Stanton. Sound designed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Recorded by Jared Paul and James Schoen. Featuring: Elliot Gindi as Misroch, Susannah Wilson as Belzagor, Regina Russel as Trainee, Sheldon Brown as Hornblas, Kristen DiMercurio as Mall Announcements, along with Julia Schifini and Mischa Stanton as additional voices. Theme music by FM Buller. Show art by Talia Rochmann. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/12458999

Thank You for Shopping! 11/29/2019

Thank You for Shopping! A new podcast from The Whisperforge & Kristen DiMercurio. Coming December 2019 to a podcast catcher near you! Twitter: /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/12222908

Attention Shoppers! 01/17/2019

Attention Shoppers! Go to hell. A product of The Whisperforge, coming 2019. /episode/index/show/brimstonevalleymall/id/8276678

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