Supermassive Twilight Hole

A silly goofy deep dive podcast about the Twilight Saga hosted by Jenna Vesper aka that one twihard friend in your life that you are basically legally required to send any and all Twilight memes to. Follow me on insta @supermassivetwilighthole Art by Ella Talkin Music by DP Snacks

A 1k Years 01/14/2025

A 1k Years The recap of Breaking Dawn Part 2 is here folks, and to quote Marcus in the big battle scene...'Finally'. I am so sorry for the absece but I have had to hunker down like vampire in florida and handle some personal things. But I am so excited for you all to hear this episode! I am so obsessed with the way Blue talks about the saga and their fun theories. And basically it is like listening to two besties talk about twilight for an hour. Becasue thats what happened. You can follow Blue @mister.outrage Pod art by Ella Talkin and music by DP Snacks! /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/34859195

LIVE From Rose City Comic Con 10/01/2024

LIVE From Rose City Comic Con Hope you're holding on tight spider monkeys because this live podcast recording will have you cry laughing but also hopefully thinking. About what you ask? Mostly thinking about Edwards lil swimers and 911. And for that, you're welcome! It was so much fun to collab with Blue of @watchtwilightagain and @youfancyafinepod and super huge thank you to Rose City Comic Con for letting us get silly! Tracks produced by Violet. Music by DPSnacks and art by Ella Talkin /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/33274687

Breaking Bedframes Part 1 07/16/2024

Breaking Bedframes Part 1 Till death and furniture destruction do we part! In this very long awaited episode I am joined by my frined Sam to break down breaking dawn part one in all it's extravagent wedding, boning in the ocean, and pro life (ugh) glory. Thank you Sam! Please follow them at @cumdogmillionaire420 and thank you to @ellatalkin for our pod art and @DPsnacks for out theme song!! /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/32152687

Eternal Edward 03/19/2024

Eternal Edward In this super special and indeed super massive episode of SMTH, I had the pleasure of interviewing Jamie Kelley who has been cosplaying as Edward since basically the begining!!!! In this chat we go into detail about his love of performing, singing, costuming, and how he found himself becoming a Twilight stan and doing very screen accurate (with screen worn clothing) cosplay of our fave moody teen vampire! We also chat about our time at the LA premiere of Breading Dawn Part 2 and the long awaited telling of !!my premiere scary moment!! is revealed. You don't want to miss it! Thank you again to the lovely Jamie and please make sure you check out his content here: Podcast art by Ella Talkin and music by DPsnacks /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/30428558

Emerald City Cullen Con 03/07/2024

Emerald City Cullen Con Hello dear spider monkeys!! I'm back with a fun recap of my trip to Emerald City Comic Con where my bestie, Blue, and I got to expeirence our first Twilight Comic Con experience!! It was DAZZLING! Follow Blue at @bmmrcty or @misteroutrage or @youfancyafinepod Music by DPsnacks and art by Ella Talkin /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/30282248

Twilight Is Gay 01/12/2024

Twilight Is Gay Welcome back to Supermassive Twilight Hole! And speaking of holes, I am so excited to share with you the long awaited Twilight Is Gay episode! Joined by my friend and fellow queer Twihard, Kaitlyn, we explore the the themes of queerness in vampire lore, unintentional but very loud/undeniable queer coded moments in the Twilight Saga, the hot gay ships, the depressing gay music, the cute gay vibes in both the cast/fandom, and of course our own personal journeys with the story/finding oursleves. #loveislove #lovewins Huge thank you to Kaitlyn and to DPSnacks for the theme music and Ella Talkin for our podcast art. And of course thank you to the listners! /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/29456173

Midnight Fun 12/18/2023

Midnight Fun Have you ever wanted to know what the inner monologue of a depressed, repressed, and badly dressed vampire was? Well look no further than Midnight Sun! The long awaited book that Stephenie Meyer locked in a vault for 10 plus years before unleashing on to the fandom without notice in the early days of the Pandemic. It follows the story of the first Twilight book but from our dear deranged Edward POV and ya'll it is everything to me and Ella Talkin. Music by DP Snacks and art by Ella Talkin /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/29112558

Total Eclipse Of The Heart 11/13/2023

Total Eclipse Of The Heart Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor this podcast. Welcome back to another movie review! This time we are sinking our teeth into Eclipse! And I am joined by irl friend and big twihard, Eris! Eclipse is in many ways the most important of the movies because of all the context it has provide for the saga, and we give it that attention!! Thank you so much Eris! Please make sure you follow her at @erisfromparis and as always huge thank you to the listeners! Music by DPsnacks Art by Ella Talkin /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/28598013

Chuckesme Fan Club 09/11/2023

Chuckesme Fan Club In honor of Forever Twilight In Forks Festival 2023 (which I'm going to!!!), I am joined on the podcast by singer songwriter, Twilight Collection Museum guide, and superfan Cherish Danae to talk about her journey and her recent move to Forks! We answer listener questions about her work in the museum which of course covers everyones favorite monster Chuckesme and we round out the epsiode ranking her top 3 favorite supporting characters! This epsiode was so much fun to record and it really filled my fandom heart with joy and a sense of community! If you are heading to the festival this weekend (or are planning a trip to Forks this year) make sure you're following Cherish and that you check out the collection! You can follow her on instagram @foreverjumpingthetl and @cherishdanae on IG and Tiktok as well! Thank you Ella Talkin for the beautiful podcast art and DPSnacks for the banging theme music! If you have a moment and have been loving the content consider dropping a 5 star review! Thank you so much!! /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/27996039

It's NOT A Wolf Thing 09/05/2023

It's NOT A Wolf Thing What happens when you're Team Jacob and dare say it out loud on the internet? Utter bias filled chaos! Oh My!! But Twilight TikToker Corinne DiClemente has lived to the tell the tale and I am so grateful she stopped by the podcast to tell it! We talk about all the ways Jacob and the Quileute Tribe get a bad rap from Mrs. Meyer and the fandom, roast the glitter snakes aka as The Cullens, and of course talk about all this silly imprinting business. Huge thank you to Corrine and make sure you follow her at @corinnieeeee on tiktok and instagram! Thank you to DPSnacks for the theme song and Ella Talkin for our art! /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/27938145

October November December 07/27/2023

October November December You might be asking 'where the hell have you been loca??!!' and you'd be right to ask that hahah because I took a month off from dropping an episode but we can just blame a new job search and Taylor Swift for that!! But I'll just say this, it's worth the wait becasue this episode is really special! I am joined by my friend and artist, Ella Talkin, to review New Moon in all its's glory and pain. And when I say that you will love Ella's thoughts I'm not kidding, lol she kind of altered the way I look at the movie and I cannot wait for you to listen! Thank you Ella and make sure you check her out @ellatalkin on insta and for her art and to commision her. Which you should because she created my podcast logo and it's obviously so stunning. Thank you for listening!! The next few epsiodes are set to be a blast and I'm just wxcited to keep growing with you all!! Music by DP Snacks <3 COME WATCH NEW MOON IN PORTLAND /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/27579711

ROBSTEN 5EVER 06/13/2023

ROBSTEN 5EVER Welcome back to Supermassive Twilight Hole the podcast for Twihards by a Twihard. And in this very special episode my friend Torry and I time travel back to 2009 to the begining of everyone's favorite celebrity ship. The one the only Robsten aka Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. We reflect on how this relationship made us feel, how the media played a huge role in it and the downfall, and the moments that altered our brains. Torry and I also talk about the PR of it all, how fake it might have been, and we read some blind items that may shed some new light on how you view RPatz & KStew. I can't wait for you to listen! Thank you again to Torry! When she is not thinking about Twilight, Torry hosts a really great pop culture and reality tv podcast called Ready To Be Petty! Make sure you check it out and follow her @rtbppodcast on all platforms! Follow us @supermassivetwilighthole and if you're loving the pod consider dropping a review! Art by Ella Talkin Music by DP Snacks /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/27116094

You Can Google It 06/02/2023

You Can Google It In this, our first real episode of SMTH I do what I've honestly feels like 109 years in the making. To review the 2008 indie emo film directed by Cathrine Hardwick called TWILIGHT. Never heard of it??? Well 'you can google it'...right after you also google 'adreniline rush' because some wierd pale teenager stopped a van from crushing you and is now gaslighting the fuck out of you. Huge thank you to my dear friend Candice for sitting down to chat with me about our #1 comfort movie and all of the feelings it brings. You are my life now Candice. Follow her @candiceisntfunny and make sure you're following us at @supermassivetwilighthole Art by Ella Talkin Music by DP Snacks /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/27006579

Without the dark, we'd never see the stars 05/30/2023

Without the dark, we'd never see the stars In this premiere episode of Supermassive Twilight Hole I introduce myself, open up about my Twilight origin story, talk about my thoughts on the supposed Twilight TV reboot, and wrap up teasing some future episodes! Follow the podcast @supermassivetwilighthole Art by Ella Talkin Music by DP Snacks /episode/index/show/c5afae93-beb5-4cc0-989f-d36303432fab/id/27005433

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