Cartoon Lampoon Podcast

An animated-movie review hosted by real, live, animators: Lenny, Sagan and Seth.

Strawinsky/Series Finale 05/28/2018

Strawinsky/Series Finale All good things must come to an end. It would seem the same is true of junk. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6639744

Sherlock Gnomes 03/28/2018

Sherlock Gnomes Better late than never I always say. See? 'Cause both our episode was late, and the movie got a pushed back release date! Didn't notice? Doesn't matter. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6416520

Chicken Little 03/12/2018

Chicken Little Didya Know?! Eugene Levy and Fred Willard are different people! They were both in 'Best in Show' with Catherine O'Hara though. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6353834

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland 02/26/2018

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland Our Omni Mic audio adventure continues. I guess the theme month this time is movies that have incidental Brad Bird involvement. Who woulda guessed? /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6299506

Animalympics 02/12/2018

Animalympics After years of waiting, it's finally thematically appropriate to review Animalympics. Even though this is probably the third Olympics that has come around since the podcast started. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6249172

Planes: Fire and Rescue (Broken Audio Apology) 01/29/2018

Planes: Fire and Rescue (Broken Audio Apology) Sorry Guys! Seth's computer did something weird and now our audio sounds like we recorded it on a Sega Genesis. We aren't gonna subject you to two hours of that though, so this is just an apology file. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6197517

Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple 01/15/2018

Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple Gotta be the longest, most convoluted movie title we've had so far. Which is fitting cause this episode is all over the place. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6149027

What's Up Balloon to the Rescue 01/01/2018

What's Up Balloon to the Rescue What a way to start the year. I guess there's nowhere to go ... but UP! /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6104259

Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa 12/18/2017

Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa We're almost out of the woods this Christmas and the final obstacle is Gummibär (Gummy Bear, but with an umlaut, get it?) The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6055750

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus 12/04/2017

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus The endless Christmas begins again on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. The 8th or 9th or 10th Christmas we've celebrated in the 4 years we've been doing it. Gotta be close to the 5th Rankin/Bass movie we've done, maybe the 4th Santa Origin Story. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/6006794

Doogal 11/20/2017

Doogal This has gotta be the worst thing that Harvey Weinstein's ever done right? Without checking the news of the past couple months or paying attention to anything any female celebrity has ever said, or just looking at Harvey Weinstein, I'm going to assume this is the worst thing he's ever done. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5961177

Delgo aka Ferngully 4 11/06/2017

Delgo aka Ferngully 4 The lowest grossing computer animated film of all time finally makes it to the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5913773

Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown/ Season Finale 10/23/2017

Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown/ Season Finale We take a nice easy stroll through one of the newest Scooby-Doo! movies to end our 3rd Season and do an end of season recap of some of the best and worst movies of the year. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5866047

Where the Dead Go to Die 10/09/2017

Where the Dead Go to Die This movie is tactless and easily the worst thing we've ever seen. I know we say that a lot but this time we mean it. We didn't even get halfway through it before just skipping to the end credits. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5820343

The Thief and the Cobbler 09/24/2017

The Thief and the Cobbler We review Richard Williams, and somewhere in the cross hairs we manage to discuss The Thief and the Cobbler (and its many versions) /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5771399

Puss in Boots (1999) 09/11/2017

Puss in Boots (1999) I'm just gonna let you all know now, this episode should really be called 'Basics of Animation' because we talk about that a Hell of a lot more than we talk about the movie itself. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5725754

Titanic: The Legend Goes On 08/28/2017

Titanic: The Legend Goes On Welp. It's Party Time. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5681225

The Emoji Movie (We're Sorry) 08/07/2017

The Emoji Movie (We're Sorry) This episode is alternatively titled " 2 Hours of Crosstalk". And we hate the movie. Review over. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5614922

The Treasure Planet 07/31/2017

The Treasure Planet A nightmarish Hellscape from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to say? /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5592847

The Flight Before Christmas 07/17/2017

The Flight Before Christmas This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe. There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though. We review The Flight Before Christmas /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5545264

Annabelle's Wish 07/03/2017

Annabelle's Wish or uh Warning! Sexually Explicit Content in this episode. Seriously, if you think the word cum is Latin, skip this one. Otherwise we take on another Christmas movie for our impressive collection of holiday trash. And even though we consume this garbage multiple times a year, we aren't even close to putting a dent in our options, that's how much of this crap there is. We Review Annabelle's Wish /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5501893

The King and I 06/19/2017

The King and I An unbelievably outdated (that means racist) cartoon from waaaaaay too recent years. Request month continues with one of the worst things we've ever seen. I'm not gonna get too detailed with this one, other than it made us sick and we almost turned it off early...but if you want to see just how bad it is in less than 30 seconds... check out this clip that Seth thinks sums it up pretty well: /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5458448

Once Upon A Forest 06/05/2017

Once Upon A Forest Well our vacation is over and we're right back into the drudgery of our daily routines. We are kicking off again with a slew of Audience Requests and at the front of the line is perhaps our most, or at least one of our most requested movies. None of us can figure out why. Really. There is nothing at all in this movie. We Review Once Upon A Forest. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5417181

Beauty and the Beast (2017) 03/20/2017

Beauty and the Beast (2017) Well its shattering box office records so I guess that means it must be good! Looks like we all have a live action Enchanted Christmas to look forward to in a few years. Which should give Ewan McGregor plenty of time to figure out what a French person sounds like. We review Beauty and the Beast. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5183027

The Swan Princess 03/07/2017

The Swan Princess We tackle a Disney knockoff before the latest self-inflicted Disney knockoff (Beauty and the Beast) hits theaters. The film that sparked the entire podcast finally worms its way into the lineup, with... pretty harmless results, honestly. At least for some. Except for that Jean-Bob! John Cleese is a nightmare in this! A straight up movie killing nightmare! Also I guess the title is 'the Swan princess' with just the one capital 'S' ... or maybe 'The Swan princess' What a mess. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5145748

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil 02/27/2017

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster. Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full names, but the movie poster can't be bothered with that. We review Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil for no conceivable reason. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5119865

Hoodwinked 02/12/2017

Hoodwinked Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are. Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine. This episodes tag password is Red Riding Hood Patrick Warburton Fairy Tale Comedy Garbage Suicidal Thoughts Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5076865

Ratchet & Clank 01/29/2017

Ratchet & Clank We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie. Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike, and malapropism enthusiast Adam Ford So lets jump in and tear this super long cut scene that for some inexplicable reason actually made it into theaters apart. Additionally I'm sorry about the cat noises SO MANY FUCKING CAT NOISES! /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/5034388

Snow White (Not Disney) 01/16/2017

Snow White (Not Disney) Soak in that cover audience, because that is 100% of what we had to go on when starting this episode. You know what we knew, so lets dive in and see what the hell this thing is. and if you want to spoil it for yourself or watch it later, here are some links to what it wound up being. But its not Disney, I can tell you that much. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/4992285

Sing 01/08/2017

Sing Do you like being confused? Do you like being confused while listening to your broken iPod that's stuck on shuffle and it decides when the song starts and stops? Do you like doing all that while being overcharged for popcorn? Well then have I got the movie for you. Also... if you're gonna give your movie a title...make it something Googleable. Might as well call it Track 01 Unknown Artist if you're gonna call it 'Sing' I gotta type buzzwords in the description just to hope I get hits, like: Animation Comedy Music Animals Cartoon. We review Sing from Illumination Entertainment and it doesn't go well. /episode/index/show/cartoonlampoon/id/4973984

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