Cheek Clappers

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Da New Jack Harlow 09/15/2026

Da New Jack Harlow In this episode we discuss some possible new Jack Harlow personas, Kramer's heated incident with a heckler, feeding spicy crisps to pedophiles and much more. /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/42908292

The Legend of Professor Ardee & The Massage Centaur 08/17/2026

The Legend of Professor Ardee & The Massage Centaur In this episode we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Professor Ardz, as well as my weird behaviour at a spa massage, dumb rap lyrics, horny barbershop experiences and Chinese people eating plastic. /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/42458665

WE'RE BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER 07/16/2026

WE'RE BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER We're back! In this episode we talk about hiking, a great money making scheme, farting, grown men watching Baby Tiktoks, hot people, having the moral high ground over Mr. Bean, and me being gay. http://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/42112210

Por Fin 04/01/2026

Por Fin In this episode we talk about our trip to Bruges, Tara psychologically devastating a small Dutch man, and Indian men getting covered in jam. /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/40697965

Goodbye for Now, Best Friend. 02/05/2026

Goodbye for Now, Best Friend. In this episode we mourn the loss of a member of the Clappers Family. We also talk about famous "Dr"s who aren't actually doctors, James Blunt and weird dreams. /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/40006375

Merry Pissmas!! 12/23/2025

Merry Pissmas!! Season's Greetings! In this Christmas classic, we discuss the return of Black Adam (he's alive!), Chinese manufacturing, Christmas wishes, condom packets and more. (I also do a piss LIVE on air!!) /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/39516025

Total War 10/23/2025

Total War WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about pube shaving, bus drivers, Pingu, autism femdoms, Gregg Wallace's obsession with Total War, and also a very embarrassing incident I had when Tara discovered my browser search history. Check out our new YouTube series: Join us on Patreon: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/38753435

You Are Very On The Spectrum 07/22/2025

You Are Very On The Spectrum We're back! On this one we talk about Gregg Wallace, autism, Scarlett Johansson, being bummed for burgling and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: Join us on Patreon: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/37502175

Bean Hijab 04/30/2025

Bean Hijab In this episode we deal with AN EXTREME APOCALYPTIC POWER CUT EVENT and talk about Mr. Bean, Hijabs, McDonalds and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: Join us on Patreon: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/36370970

The Doughnut of Surprise 02/26/2025

The Doughnut of Surprise In this episode we talk about big black asses, paranoid DNA, Tara being afraid of children, flying machines and much more. We also introduce our BRAND NEW SHOW which you can find here: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/35439820

BIG CHEEK CLAPPERS ANNOUNCEMENT 01/15/2025

BIG CHEEK CLAPPERS ANNOUNCEMENT There is a shorter, censored version of this uploaded to YouTube which you can check out here if you want: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34865820

Me So Horny 01/06/2025

Me So Horny This is a video episode but we're uploading the audio here as well. Check it out on our Patreon if you want to see the video: Also available on Rumble: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34737990

A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special 12/25/2024

A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special This is just an audio version of the Christmas video we uploaded to YouTube this morning. Check it out here!! - Tara is dressed as Santa. /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34613440

Time Distorts Everything (ft. Sean Connery) 12/02/2024

Time Distorts Everything (ft. Sean Connery) In this episode we talk about Monica Bellucci, how time distorts everything, music, chairs, Sean Connery, Black Adam being kidnapped, and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34235910

Storm Preppers Halloween Special 10/31/2024

Storm Preppers Halloween Special In this one we talk about the deadly storm heading our way, Liam Payne's death, Indian men, lizards, John Lennon and much more. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33710642

Chocolate Syrup (Remembering Stuff) 10/22/2024

Chocolate Syrup (Remembering Stuff) In this one we take pills and talk about Jose Mourinho, Eminem's new song, chocolate syrup and much more. I love this episode, although the ensuing comedown was horrific. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33565857

I'm Gonna Rape Love to Hitler 10/03/2024

I'm Gonna Rape Love to Hitler We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33311842

Rock Hard 09/24/2024

Rock Hard In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33183622

Bike Fixers 09/17/2024

Bike Fixers In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33086622

Da Phat Olympics 09/10/2024

Da Phat Olympics In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32989322

AYFKMRN? (ft. Jordan Jensen) 08/28/2024

AYFKMRN? (ft. Jordan Jensen) WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32773852

Something Touched Me (ft. Dasha Nekrasova) 08/22/2024

Something Touched Me (ft. Dasha Nekrasova) In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with DASHA NEKRASOVA!! Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32690237

I. Won't. Gob. (ft. Ricky Gervais) 08/13/2024

I. Won't. Gob. (ft. Ricky Gervais) We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32556037

Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery) 07/02/2024

Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery) On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interview with BEN AVERY. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31977652

The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen) 06/25/2024

The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen) In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31880467

Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland) 06/20/2024

Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland) In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31822307

Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis) 06/18/2024

Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis) Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31786247

Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam) 06/17/2024

Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam) In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: --------------------------------------- Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31771765

Shroom Clappers 04/30/2024

Shroom Clappers We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31048753

The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom 04/23/2024

The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/30949183

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