Cheek Clappers

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BIG CHEEK CLAPPERS ANNOUNCEMENT 01/15/2025

BIG CHEEK CLAPPERS ANNOUNCEMENT There is a shorter, censored version of this uploaded to YouTube which you can check out here if you want: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34865820

Me So Horny 01/06/2025

Me So Horny This is a video episode but we're uploading the audio here as well. Check it out on our Patreon if you want to see the video: Also available on Rumble: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34737990

A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special 12/25/2024

A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special This is just an audio version of the Christmas video we uploaded to YouTube this morning. Check it out here!! - Tara is dressed as Santa. /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34613440

Time Distorts Everything (ft. Sean Connery) 12/02/2024

Time Distorts Everything (ft. Sean Connery) In this episode we talk about Monica Bellucci, how time distorts everything, music, chairs, Sean Connery, Black Adam being kidnapped, and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/34235910

Storm Preppers Halloween Special 10/31/2024

Storm Preppers Halloween Special In this one we talk about the deadly storm heading our way, Liam Payne's death, Indian men, lizards, John Lennon and much more. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33710642

Chocolate Syrup (Remembering Stuff) 10/22/2024

Chocolate Syrup (Remembering Stuff) In this one we take pills and talk about Jose Mourinho, Eminem's new song, chocolate syrup and much more. I love this episode, although the ensuing comedown was horrific. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33565857

I'm Gonna Rape Love to Hitler 10/03/2024

I'm Gonna Rape Love to Hitler We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33311842

Rock Hard 09/24/2024

Rock Hard In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33183622

Bike Fixers 09/17/2024

Bike Fixers In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/33086622

Da Phat Olympics 09/10/2024

Da Phat Olympics In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32989322

AYFKMRN? (ft. Jordan Jensen) 08/28/2024

AYFKMRN? (ft. Jordan Jensen) WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32773852

Something Touched Me (ft. Dasha Nekrasova) 08/22/2024

Something Touched Me (ft. Dasha Nekrasova) In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with DASHA NEKRASOVA!! Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32690237

I. Won't. Gob. (ft. Ricky Gervais) 08/13/2024

I. Won't. Gob. (ft. Ricky Gervais) We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/32556037

Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery) 07/02/2024

Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery) On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interview with BEN AVERY. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31977652

The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen) 06/25/2024

The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen) In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31880467

Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland) 06/20/2024

Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland) In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31822307

Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis) 06/18/2024

Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis) Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31786247

Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam) 06/17/2024

Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam) In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: --------------------------------------- Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31771765

Shroom Clappers 04/30/2024

Shroom Clappers We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/31048753

The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom 04/23/2024

The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: Subreddit: T-shirts: Music: Forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/30949183

Emerald City Runners ft. Harry Slime 03/14/2024

Emerald City Runners ft. Harry Slime In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/30370788

I'm Not Gonna Die This Way 03/04/2024

I'm Not Gonna Die This Way WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our subreddit: Our forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/30220708

Marty Garza: UFOs, Government Disclosure, Angels, Demons & Beyond 02/16/2024

Marty Garza: UFOs, Government Disclosure, Angels, Demons & Beyond Marty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on YouTube (and are best listened to in order), or can be found on any podcast app: If you'd like to watch the video of this podcast you can find it here: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/29984273

Fuck Your Life UP 02/08/2024

Fuck Your Life UP WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: Our subreddit: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/29855658

Peru vs. Australia 01/15/2024

Peru vs. Australia In this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: Our subreddit: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/29491128

Should've Worn a Diaper That Night 12/29/2023

Should've Worn a Diaper That Night WE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/29271108

Food Poisoning? 12/06/2023

Food Poisoning? WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression. This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please skip this one. This is for serious Clap-heads only, and even then some of you may not like it at all. We will be doing more normal episodes soon, it's just been a really tough period and we haven't had the opportunity to record. Check our Patreon if you want to hear some episodes that don't contain vomiting and diarrhea sounds. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/28959153

Omracer, We Need to Talk. 12/01/2023

Omracer, We Need to Talk. This episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our dog's injury situation and loads of other crazy stuff going on at the moment, but hopefully soon we'll be able to get back in the studio. The Patreon is still busy though, so get on there if you're not already and you want to get clapped. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/28882933

HAMas 10/23/2023

HAMas In this episode we talk about Israel, Hamas, me needing to piss during a driving lesson, fertility clinics and a RIDICULOUS email from Tyrone. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/28394306

You Don't Actually Eat Hot Food 10/10/2023

You Don't Actually Eat Hot Food In this episode we talk about the situation in Gaza, dog rape, crocodiles, MILF suicide and we hear some truly RIDICULOUS comments from Gregg Wallace. We also read a great letter from a new member of the Clap family. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: /episode/index/show/cheekclappers/id/28274456

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