It just got real! The Clements Firearms crew decided to record our Friday night drunken talk and turn it into some solid entertainment for you!
info_outline Episode 26: Marshmallow Man and Mustard Tricks 07/30/2016
Episode 26: Marshmallow Man and Mustard Tricks We discuss some of the random things that have been found in or around peoples butts, which throws Nick into one of the funniest tangents to date! We the explain why Dustin puts mustard on his finger tips to eat a corn dog.
info_outline Episode 25: Time To Retire That Loofah! 07/23/2016
Episode 25: Time To Retire That Loofah! The funniest story I've ever heard in my life, I laughed until my sides hurt then laughed even more!! This is some next level entertainment, so brace yourself for Anthony's story! Ladies and Gentleman, this is the funniest stuff you will find on the internet!
info_outline Episode 22: Awkward Moments! 06/25/2016
Episode 22: Awkward Moments! We've all been there... that situation that nobody wants to find themselves in where someone has said or done something that leads to complete silence in a crowd. In this episode we discuss a few of our awkward moments along with the classic party "rape" conundrum that has plagued the world!
info_outline Episode 19: Dustin's Lake Issues, The Glorious Mustache, and Fight Stories! 06/04/2016
Episode 19: Dustin's Lake Issues, The Glorious Mustache, and Fight Stories! Apparently Dustin can't seem to make it to the lake for the weekend without making the drive more than once.... also apparently he doesn't pack for himself either! We hear over and over again about how glorious Matt's mustache is, because anything that magnificent is worth talking about. Then we cap it all off with a few epic fight stories from back in the day!
info_outline Episode 18: Transgender Bathroom, Epic Sh*t Spot, and Open Carry! 05/28/2016
Episode 18: Transgender Bathroom, Epic Sh*t Spot, and Open Carry! We don't often do a serious show and it's definitely rare for us to talk about anything to do with politics in general..... but here it is we did both in one episode and it got real! We discuss some of the hot topics of today political crap shoot, and also hit a few near and dear topics.
info_outline Episode 17: Metrosexual and Porn! 05/21/2016
Episode 17: Metrosexual and Porn! Yep we went there... Jarred lets us into his metrosexual lifestyle and as always with a room full of dudes it ends up going straight to a porn talk! Also Matt get extremely upset when Jarred said he's not fashionable and it's funny as hell!
info_outline Episode 16: Puke Stories Part 1 05/14/2016
Episode 16: Puke Stories Part 1 The title says it all ladies and gentlemen, in this episode we just scratch the surface of our best puke stories. We discuss everything from where Corporate Night originated to Josh educating us on the Afghani shuffle, Dustin tells Nick's story of puking out of the fire truck, and Tyler tell's the story of how he ended up sleeping in his own puke.... Enjoy!
info_outline Episode 15: Sh*t Talkin' and Spit Cups 05/07/2016
Episode 15: Sh*t Talkin' and Spit Cups Admittedly we started too drunk for this one to really end up anywhere but with us talking crap to one another... luckily we did manage to get on the subject of drinking a spit cup and gold was manufactured out of thin air!
info_outline Episode 14: Extreme Piss Stories, The Piss Eddy Explained 04/30/2016
Episode 14: Extreme Piss Stories, The Piss Eddy Explained Pure Gold!! Seriously it is some next level comedy when Tyler
info_outline Episode 13: Great American Challenge, Wolf Sex, and Worst Days! 04/23/2016
Episode 13: Great American Challenge, Wolf Sex, and Worst Days! We try to sell the Great American Challenge.... not sure why but we did. Michael Gallagher fills us in on exactly what wolf pu**y is all about. And lastly the main subject was supposed to be worst days at work.... it kinda got laced in there in between everything!
info_outline Episode 12: Drunk Stories..... Part One! 04/16/2016
Episode 12: Drunk Stories..... Part One! Everybody has at least one really good drunk story.... Us on the other hand just so happen to have several. In fact we did an entire episode on them and it turns out this might be a several episode series of some of the dumbest things we've ever done or witnessed while intoxicated.
info_outline Episode 11: Creamin Twinkie's, Battle Royale, and Music 04/09/2016
Episode 11: Creamin Twinkie's, Battle Royale, and Music What really gets your twinkies all creamy? We answer that question with personal experience and extreme rage. We also set up a battle royale between Dustin and Coby where Jenna was trying to involve boards with nails.... yea I guess she just really wanted to see blood that night. Lastly we wrap it up with a lengthy talk about music and proper urinal etiquette.
info_outline Episode 10: Why We Don't Have an FEL, The Howa or Fred Bet, and Matt VS The Marine 04/02/2016
Episode 10: Why We Don't Have an FEL, The Howa or Fred Bet, and Matt VS The Marine We discuss exactly what it takes to get an explosives license and why we don't have one, all while we get a bit off subject on how Dustin enjoy's a good bukakke sesh. Then we talk about the on going bet between Mexi Mike and Dustin where Mike has to grow a beard of become Fred the freedom eagle. And finish it up with a classic comic argument between a Navy guy (Matt) and a Marine.
info_outline Episode 9: Bounce House Mafia, Bug-A-Salt Extortion, and Mailing Poop to Friends 03/26/2016
Episode 9: Bounce House Mafia, Bug-A-Salt Extortion, and Mailing Poop to Friends Galen's episode, in this episode we have our team shooter and outside consultant Galen Swadley on and he talks about his encounter with the bounce house mafia, some of the cool stuff he's got going on and we discuss mailing him poop for no reason.
info_outline Episode 8: MEXI-CAN Going National, Thailand Smiles Game, Virginia Shout Out! 03/19/2016
Episode 8: MEXI-CAN Going National, Thailand Smiles Game, Virginia Shout Out! MEXI-CAN will soon be a household name! Big thanks to the people over in Virginia listening, and Matt talk's about the "Smiles" game in Thailand
info_outline Episode 6: Fetishes, Nick Miscalculations, and People of Wal-Mart 03/05/2016
Episode 6: Fetishes, Nick Miscalculations, and People of Wal-Mart In this episode we drill Nick for information on a couple of his bigger miscalculations in life and get blackout mad talking about the people of walmart.
info_outline Episode 5: Poop Shooting Bus, Blackout Boots, and Chili! 02/27/2016
Episode 5: Poop Shooting Bus, Blackout Boots, and Chili! We need your feedback on this, do we or don't we need a bus that may or may not shoot poop out of it in all directions!?
info_outline Episode 4: Suppressor For Beer Trade and Long Range Shooting! With Several Guests 02/20/2016
Episode 4: Suppressor For Beer Trade and Long Range Shooting! With Several Guests Yes we did actually give away a MEXI-CAN suppressor to the first person to show up with beer. Why you ask.... Well because we are just that awesome that's why!
info_outline Episode 3: The Classic Poo and Reloading Talk! With guest Damian and Mexi Mike 02/13/2016
Episode 3: The Classic Poo and Reloading Talk! With guest Damian and Mexi Mike In this week's episode we talk about grown men pooping in their pants and Nick blacking out trying to reload.
info_outline Episode 2: Apocalypse Now! With guests Matt and Jade 02/06/2016
Episode 2: Apocalypse Now! With guests Matt and Jade Nothing beats a good drunkin real talk about surviving the apocalypse! At one point I was actually concerned this might end in a fight!
info_outline Episode 1: Beer, Guns, and Mexi Mike! What can go wrong! 01/30/2016
Episode 1: Beer, Guns, and Mexi Mike! What can go wrong! We recorded this one on the fly with a cellphone, bare with us on this one! In this episode we talk all kinds of crap about guns, beer, and anal!