5 Minutes for Yapping

A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

"Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1 08/07/2024

"Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1 In this special two-part mail bag episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into Jacob Trouba's side hustle, unpack the Jeff Marek draft controversy, answer your pressing questions about the upcoming NHL season, and analyze Sidney Crosby's trivia skills with scientific accuracy. Visit for articles and news or follow us on , , , and (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates. /episode/index/show/d111290c-3003-485c-b38d-e191a100383e/id/32489487

"Have You Met This Team of Assh*les?" - End of Season Chat 07/05/2024

"Have You Met This Team of Assh*les?" - End of Season Chat This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz catch up on the 2024 Stanley Cup Final, Matthew Tkachuk's Miami shenanigans, the Nashville Predators' blockbuster free agency, and those messy b*tches in Tampa Bay. They also break down another drab NHL Awards and get heated about trade discourse. May we never think about Mitch Marner or Jacob Trouba ever again. Visit for articles and news or follow us on , , , and (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates. /episode/index/show/d111290c-3003-485c-b38d-e191a100383e/id/32024062

The CBT of Coaches - Conference Final First Impressions 05/27/2024

The CBT of Coaches - Conference Final First Impressions Just how much Florida Panthering is too much Florida Panthering? Do gay people know what goalie interference is? Should we have to? We ask these questions and more on this week’s episode of 5 Minutes For Yapping! Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on , , , and @offsidenewsco for the latest updates. /episode/index/show/d111290c-3003-485c-b38d-e191a100383e/id/31485272

"Igor Shesterkin...Good?" - Round Two Check-In 05/11/2024

"Igor Shesterkin...Good?" - Round Two Check-In This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to discuss Round 2 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs including the conscious uncoupling between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Sheldon Keefe, the nastiness and theatrics of Panthers vs. Bruins, the miraculous luck of the New York Rangers, and the Vancouver Canucks' sheer refusal to die. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on , , , and @offsidenewsco for the latest updates. /episode/index/show/d111290c-3003-485c-b38d-e191a100383e/id/31245102

"I Believe...I Think?" - Round One Check-In 05/02/2024

"I Believe...I Think?" - Round One Check-In This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to discuss Round 1 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs including the Biblical plagues of the Vancouver Canucks, Tampa Bay's emotionally fraught exit, the New York Rangers' sweep, and, of course, all the Real Housewives drama surrounding the Toronto Maple Leafs. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on , , , and @offsidenewsco for the latest updates. /episode/index/show/d111290c-3003-485c-b38d-e191a100383e/id/31091498

2024 Playoff First Impressions 04/23/2024

2024 Playoff First Impressions In Offside News' inaugural podcast episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to recap the first few games of Round 1 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs and discuss their fears heading into the postseason. Where in the world is William Nylander? We may never know. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on , , , and @offsidenewsco for the latest updates. This week's crew: Arielle Lalande () Avery Beaumont () Liz Malcolm () /episode/index/show/d111290c-3003-485c-b38d-e191a100383e/id/30958428

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