Bad Date Podcast

One event that has lasted the test of time, is a bad date. On this podcast we will invite friends, family, neighbors and co-workers to share their experience with a bad date.

90 - Coitus vs. Porta-Potty 09/14/2025

90 - Coitus vs. Porta-Potty Time for another round of Bad Date Roulette and this one delivers … Taco Bell and carnival prizes! Oh, and then there’s Mom. It’s great to encourage your children, but there are boundaries - at least there should be!! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38213195

89 - Bad Date Crossover 09/11/2025

89 - Bad Date Crossover The Hotties are back - and this week they brought backup! Meredith and Shelly crash the Hot Women Wanted Podcast with their hot take (and hotter stories)! And remember ... it's not me it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38179545

88 - 5MoF Shiny Mole vs. Stinky Chinese Food 09/05/2025

88 - 5MoF Shiny Mole vs. Stinky Chinese Food Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who insults your beauty mark, or one who smells like last week's leftover? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38108430

87 - Caution! This episode contains booby traps 09/04/2025

87 - Caution! This episode contains booby traps This week's episode contains a lot more nudity that most of our podcasts. Get ready to laugh with us at listener mail and as our guests share some of their unintentional nudity stories, too. Well, one of them may have been intentional! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38088215

86 - 5MoF Notetaker vs. Peanuts 08/29/2025

86 - 5MoF Notetaker vs. Peanuts Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who takes notes on your date, or a person that ... nevermind, we are not spoiling this one, you will just have to listen! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38026410

85 - Hobbits & Hatfishing 08/27/2025

85 - Hobbits & Hatfishing What an educational episode with Rosalie! New vocab (hatfishing!), tips on accurate measurements (hint - rounding up is bad) and pre-date Facetime requirements. Your face will hurt from laughing at this one. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37984860

84 - 5MoF Pyramid Pusher vs. Bad Blood 08/22/2025

84 - 5MoF Pyramid Pusher vs. Bad Blood Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who is turned on by blood, or someone who may invite you to join a pyramid scheme? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37914310

83 - Never marry the 1st Russian 08/21/2025

83 - Never marry the 1st Russian Is it possible that Kelly can top tetherballs? Oh, just you wait. Ice-T and Will Farrell make special appearances…you will want to ‘hang’ in there for the big finale! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37899300

82 - 5MoF Empty Wallet vs. Hidden Wing 08/15/2025

82 - 5MoF Empty Wallet vs. Hidden Wing Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who pretends to forget his wallet, or saves a chicken wing in their pocket for later? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37841155

81 - Dating A-cat-chment Disorder 08/13/2025

81 - Dating A-cat-chment Disorder This listener mail story introduces us to Arthur and his cat daddy…in a restaurant. Cat got our tongue? NO - we have plenty to say about this one and bet your nine lives, you will too! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37807420

80 - 5MoF Ugly Betty vs. The Wedgie 08/09/2025

80 - 5MoF Ugly Betty vs. The Wedgie Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who refers to you as "the ugly one" or have a date with a person who gives you a wedgie. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37741295

79 - When he’s potato-cannon worthy 08/06/2025

79 - When he’s potato-cannon worthy Just when you think a bad date is universal in any language, this week’s guest, Amanda, teaches us how to sign it! Then she explains how sign language helped her dodge a stalky Bobby on campus. We’ll even squeeze in a quick trip to the beach and camp before summer ends in this one! And remember .. it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37703940

78 - 5MoF - I have no time for a dog hater 08/01/2025

78 - 5MoF - I have no time for a dog hater Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a guy who bails on dates that he does not find attractive, or have a date with a dog hater? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37636935

77 - Headbanger Brunch & Mushroom-Induced Ambulance Rides 07/30/2025

77 - Headbanger Brunch & Mushroom-Induced Ambulance Rides This week might have you spitting out bad coffee while we laugh about back pew hiccups and hospital breakups. Get your guyliner ready for a wild ride through Part 2 of Margaret’s bad dates! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37613415

76 - 5MoF - Gum it or ghost it? 07/25/2025

76 - 5MoF - Gum it or ghost it? Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date in a graveyard or date a guy who removed his teeth on the first date? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37547075

75 - I stamped my passport for this mother f'er 07/23/2025

75 - I stamped my passport for this mother f'er From the Wall of Solitude to the Ft. Lauderdale yacht show, Alex manages to escape some pretty dicey situations on this week’s episode … including a one-way ticket to Miami. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37521980

74 - 5MoF - I'm gonna date my cousin 07/18/2025

74 - 5MoF - I'm gonna date my cousin Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather date your cousin or someone who prevents you from eating good food! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37461225

73 - Smell Ya Later! 07/16/2025

73 - Smell Ya Later! Are you pro or anti-smoothie? This episode may help you decide! Let’s speed date through a game night that turns ugly to losing a TexMex battle at Target! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37433570

72 - 7 Ways to Avoid Being on this Podcast 07/10/2025

72 - 7 Ways to Avoid Being on this Podcast We are excited to bring you bonus content from Tyann Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast. After the infamous Cheddars incident, Tyann felt compelled to create a list of 7 rules to abide by when dating. Listen in as she shares the list! After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37355580

71 - I’ll have the Spasagna … famous last words 07/10/2025

71 - I’ll have the Spasagna … famous last words This episode is a real page turner - and so is our guest, TyAnn Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast. She shares two epically bad dates that take us on a wild ride from Cheddars to the Austin rodeo…with a major blowout along the way! After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37355520

70 - Barefoot Sushi, Bungled Stalking and Belly Surgery 07/02/2025

70 - Barefoot Sushi, Bungled Stalking and Belly Surgery Hotties are in the house this week! The co-hosts and BFFs of Hot Women Wanted podcast take us back to those vivid, vintage pre-cell phone days where we start at Lookout Point and end up in the ER. Come hang out with 2 Julies, 2 Mers and 1 Shelly for 3 Bad Dates! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37264125

69 - Bobby Blunders from Down Under, Volume 2 06/25/2025

69 - Bobby Blunders from Down Under, Volume 2 This week sounds a bit like an Australian cirque de soleil - Rebecca brings us train jumping, knife throwing, pub bawling, and jumping spiders as big as your head. In case none of those are your cup of tea, we throw in a little breaking and entering and even a hallucination or two. These Bobbies do not disappoint and take up two full episodes of fun! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37155130

68 - Bobby Blunders from Down Under, Volume 1 06/25/2025

68 - Bobby Blunders from Down Under, Volume 1 This week sounds a bit like an Australian cirque de soleil - Rebecca brings us train jumping, knife throwing, pub bawling, and jumping spiders as big as your head. In case none of those are your cup of tea, we throw in a little breaking and entering and even a hallucination or two. These Bobbies do not disappoint and take up two full episodes of fun! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37155090

67 - From dance floor flips to airport flip offs! 06/18/2025

67 - From dance floor flips to airport flip offs! Her dating life may have started with spinning on the dance floor, but it ended with marrying an amazing fire spinner. We know you will fall in love with her AND her margaritarator. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37065130

66 - Neon Moons & Nightgown Blindness 06/11/2025

66 - Neon Moons & Nightgown Blindness From boots on the couch to needing concealer between the chaps, these cowboys put the giddy-up in this week’s speed dating episode! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/36956115

65 - Tetherballs belong on the playground, not in selfies 06/04/2025

65 - Tetherballs belong on the playground, not in selfies From Marco Polo to tetherball, Kelly keeps us actively engaged with this week’s truly cringe-worthy dates. You’ll be humming Footloose or Benny and the Jets before it’s over. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/36853840

64 - Grandma was a Nudist 05/28/2025

64 - Grandma was a Nudist This week we are taking you to the movies! We start with a Say Anyting moment, then move to a phone call during World War Z and then finally end up in Bollywood! This episode is rated R as it does contain some nudity ... from Grandma! And remember ... it's me me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/36762000

63 - Here’s Looking At You, Bobby 05/22/2025

63 - Here’s Looking At You, Bobby When office carpet fibers in your cake icing are one of your BETTER birthdays, you know you have some bad birthday date stories. Margaret isn’t exaggerating when she says there may be a birthday curse in effect. Listen now! And remember ... It's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/36669520

62 - Clutch the pearls! (otherwise, he might steal ‘em) 05/14/2025

62 - Clutch the pearls! (otherwise, he might steal ‘em) Missing jewels, multiple aliases, busted airbags, and extradition. Dateline? Nope! That’s all packed into ONE EPISODE of Bad Date Podcast. How many US marshals does it take to catch a bad date? Millie answers! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/36566675

61 - Straight to Lucifer! 05/06/2025

61 - Straight to Lucifer! This week we bring you rotten menthol eggs, empty kolaches and an intern-seducing exec we like to call Lucifer. And remember, it's not me ... it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/36461865

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