Bad Date Podcast

One event that has lasted the test of time, is a bad date. On this podcast we will invite friends, family, neighbors and co-workers to share their experience with a bad date.

116 - 5MoF - Baby Daddy Wannabe vs. the Witch’s Roofie 03/13/2026

116 - 5MoF - Baby Daddy Wannabe vs. the Witch’s Roofie We learn a couple of important dating rules this week - 1) unless your date is a dog, don’t rub their belly on the first date; 2) if your date is known to cast spells, don’t leave your drink unattended. Listen and learn! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40430490

115 - I like big fonts and I cannot lie 03/12/2026

115 - I like big fonts and I cannot lie Get ready for James to take us on a wild trip to the casino that’ll block your sinuses and wear out your ATM card! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40407455

114 - 5MoF - PTRD (Post-Testicle-Rabbit-Disorder) vs Confidential Informant (aka Snitch) 03/07/2026

114 - 5MoF - PTRD (Post-Testicle-Rabbit-Disorder) vs Confidential Informant (aka Snitch) This week we bring you a true bad date roulette dilemma - will you nod empathetically for hours over his loss (body part, pet, etc.) or become an accomplice to a potential murder?? Listen now and make your decision! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40351805

113 - Cracked Eggs and Sexy Dog Bites 03/03/2026

113 - Cracked Eggs and Sexy Dog Bites We thought we’d heard the absolute worst of Aussie bad dates … and then Kendyl started sharing! She wanted to date an NCIS analyst, not become his subject. And speaking of crime investigation, who directs their road rage at senior citizens?? Listen now for these classics from Oz! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40298135

112 - 5MoF - Cat’s got your tongue vs. Cat’s got a shrine 02/25/2026

112 - 5MoF - Cat’s got your tongue vs. Cat’s got a shrine Join us for a new round of bad date roulette that reminds us why we introduce ourselves on a first date AND that shrines might need an expiration date. And remember ... it's note me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40228935

111 - O Sole Mio - What’s this Guy’s Deal-O? 02/13/2026

111 - O Sole Mio - What’s this Guy’s Deal-O? Allison takes us on another spin through her little black book of bad dates and delivers yet again! Listen now to hear how the stars didn’t align with the Zodiac driller! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40098720

110 - 5MoF - Job-Threatening Brownies vs. 8x10 Glossies 02/05/2026

110 - 5MoF - Job-Threatening Brownies vs. 8x10 Glossies If you had to choose, are you going Planet Hollywood (and we don’t mean the restaurant) or Weed Feeder? Give us five minutes and let us know! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/40002050

109 - Love Island is not a dating approach, Bobby 02/04/2026

109 - Love Island is not a dating approach, Bobby If he brags about drunk dialing his boss, it might be a bad date. From soft launches to the serial dater with a girlfriend, Bella brings the goods with bad date stories from an Influencer’s world! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39992765

108 - When a door closes, a window opens - unless you can’t get to it 01/29/2026

108 - When a door closes, a window opens - unless you can’t get to it The amazing Andrea is back! But instead of being Love Bombed, this time she has a bomb dropped during a Facetime home walkthrough with her seemingly perfect Bobby. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39917645

107 - 5MoF - Driveway Jerk vs. Coke & a Smile 01/28/2026

107 - 5MoF - Driveway Jerk vs. Coke & a Smile Let’s play a new round of Bad Date Roulette - wanna be left holding a car repair bill OR a bag of toot? Your choice may surprise you! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39905795

106 - Tinder, Tenders and Eggcelent Dating Advice 01/21/2026

106 - Tinder, Tenders and Eggcelent Dating Advice We sat down with dating expert, Alita Brydon (or some might call her a Dating Eggspert!) She is the founder of Bad Dates of Melbourne and a published author. She shares everything with us - from her all-time favorite bad date story, to how she got banned from Tinder and also gives dating advice that everyone can learn from. Whether you’re single, dating, or just love a good story, this conversation is packed with laughs, insights, and a refreshing dose of honesty about what it really takes to find connection in a swipe-happy world. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39806895

105 - The Cartel Cousin & the Cheapskate 01/05/2026

105 - The Cartel Cousin & the Cheapskate If you need to look over your shoulder for FBI agents, it might be a bad date. Yahaira’s stories are crazy, but some of the dates she didn’t accept are even crazier! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39614640

104 - 'Twas the Month Before Christmas 12/25/2025

104 - 'Twas the Month Before Christmas It's the Bad Date Podcast Christmas Special! And it's our spin on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. It's sure to be a Christmas classic! (maybe) And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39533715

103 - When your missing date’s APB is R-Rated 12/24/2025

103 - When your missing date’s APB is R-Rated This week Haley takes us to the dating scene in Colorado. From squatting down to share a collection of ‘short stories’ to almost drowning during an Avatar adventure to a date going MIA sporting his Birthday suit, you don’t want to miss this episode! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39528230

102 - 5MoF - Helicopter Hair vs. Drunk Caroler 12/18/2025

102 - 5MoF - Helicopter Hair vs. Drunk Caroler You might be momentarily confused and think you’re listening to Bad Bird Podcast, but don’t get your feathers ruffled. You are actually in for a treat with a holiday-themed round of bad date roulette! We’re back with alternative carols (apologies in advance when they stick in your head!) and Aqua Net. Happy holidays! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/39449415

101 - Do you know the new ‘F’ word’? 11/05/2025

101 - Do you know the new ‘F’ word’? A different kind of bad date episode where Bryan shares his story and introduces us to the new “F” word AND integrated attachment theory! Check out to learn even more and even take a quiz to learn YOUR attachment style. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38931065

100 - 5MoF - Antsy While Waiting vs. Color Me Insulted 11/05/2025

100 - 5MoF - Antsy While Waiting vs. Color Me Insulted Do bulls really charge when they see red? Let’s find out as we choose between waiting on an Ex and a bizarre color blindness phobia in this week’s bad date roulette! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38931020

99 - Wine, Cheese and Chupacabra 10/23/2025

99 - Wine, Cheese and Chupacabra When you think you’re going to meet the parents and have a better chance of meeting the Chupacabra, you realize it’s a very bad date! Join us for a speed dating adventure down a dark country road. But if you’re in an RV, watch the ladder on top! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38744900

98 - 5MoF - Faux Proposal vs. Playing Footsie 10/22/2025

98 - 5MoF - Faux Proposal vs. Playing Footsie This week our faces are red from empathizing with one bad date’s embarrassment and from laughing with the other as her bad date walks away…or does he? Try this one on for size…or for two sizes! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38743020

97 - From Kegger to Carver 10/14/2025

97 - From Kegger to Carver Prepare yourselves for a different kind of episode this week. No heels down ratings, but Lauryn explains how she fixed her picker, starting with sending her regrets for a crawfish boil. Sometimes we don’t set that dating bar quite high enough, but then your person lifts it up for you! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38573545

96 - 5MoF Bug Gut Tattoo vs. Blind Date Bail Bondsman 10/10/2025

96 - 5MoF Bug Gut Tattoo vs. Blind Date Bail Bondsman This round of bad date roulette gives us the double-ick factor! And also tests our boundaries of being dog lovers. Grab a glass of pawno grigio or chardognay, some Off spray, and your favorite spatula and let’s dive in. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38534025

95 - There’s no suggestion box here, Bobby 10/03/2025

95 - There’s no suggestion box here, Bobby Ever seen a date’s social media post that made your blood run cold? Ever been broken up with by Siri on speaker with your kids in the car? Katie’s bad breakup stories will have you muttering “what a jerk!” on repeat! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38450600

94 - 5MoF Shoulder Length HAIR vs. Tighty Whitey Roadkill 10/02/2025

94 - 5MoF Shoulder Length HAIR vs. Tighty Whitey Roadkill Germaphobes beware - this week’s bad date roulette will push you right out of your comfort zone. Unexpected hair care and dirty laundry will definitely make the five minutes fly by! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38449650

93 - Straight to the Beast 09/24/2025

93 - Straight to the Beast Dixie’s bad date stories introduce us to next-level paranoiacs, control freaks and just freaks! When you need to clean your family whiteboard before he comes over, it’s not going to end well. And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38346635

92 - 5MoF Tinder Tech Support vs. Pain in the Glass 09/20/2025

92 - 5MoF Tinder Tech Support vs. Pain in the Glass Let's play Bad Date Roulette! While no one is asking us for tech support at Bad Date Podcast, apparently some dates do! Listen to both dates and tell us who you would choose! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38292715

91 - Slow Down, Betty! 09/19/2025

91 - Slow Down, Betty! Eleazar will have you rethinking ever answering a work call on a date, leaving your suitcase in a date’s apartment, and prix fixe menu kabobs! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38274585

90 - 5MoF Coitus vs. Porta-Potty 09/14/2025

90 - 5MoF Coitus vs. Porta-Potty Time for another round of Bad Date Roulette and this one delivers … Taco Bell and carnival prizes! Oh, and then there’s Mom. It’s great to encourage your children, but there are boundaries - at least there should be!! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38213195

89 - Bad Date Crossover 09/11/2025

89 - Bad Date Crossover The Hotties are back - and this week they brought backup! Meredith and Shelly crash the Hot Women Wanted Podcast with their hot take (and hotter stories)! And remember ... it's not me it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38179545

88 - 5MoF Shiny Mole vs. Stinky Chinese Food 09/05/2025

88 - 5MoF Shiny Mole vs. Stinky Chinese Food Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who insults your beauty mark, or one who smells like last week's leftover? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38108430

87 - Caution! This episode contains booby traps 09/04/2025

87 - Caution! This episode contains booby traps This week's episode contains a lot more nudity that most of our podcasts. Get ready to laugh with us at listener mail and as our guests share some of their unintentional nudity stories, too. Well, one of them may have been intentional! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38088215

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