Bad Date Podcast

One event that has lasted the test of time, is a bad date. On this podcast we will invite friends, family, neighbors and co-workers to share their experience with a bad date.

101 - Do you know the new ‘F’ word’? 11/05/2025

101 - Do you know the new ‘F’ word’? A different kind of bad date episode where Bryan shares his story and introduces us to the new “F” word AND integrated attachment theory! Check out to learn even more and even take a quiz to learn YOUR attachment style. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38931065

100 - 5MoF - Antsy While Waiting vs. Color Me Insulted 11/05/2025

100 - 5MoF - Antsy While Waiting vs. Color Me Insulted Do bulls really charge when they see red? Let’s find out as we choose between waiting on an Ex and a bizarre color blindness phobia in this week’s bad date roulette! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38931020

99 - Wine, Cheese and Chupacabra 10/23/2025

99 - Wine, Cheese and Chupacabra When you think you’re going to meet the parents and have a better chance of meeting the Chupacabra, you realize it’s a very bad date! Join us for a speed dating adventure down a dark country road. But if you’re in an RV, watch the ladder on top! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38744900

98 - 5MoF - Faux Proposal vs. Playing Footsie 10/22/2025

98 - 5MoF - Faux Proposal vs. Playing Footsie This week our faces are red from empathizing with one bad date’s embarrassment and from laughing with the other as her bad date walks away…or does he? Try this one on for size…or for two sizes! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38743020

97 - From Kegger to Carver 10/14/2025

97 - From Kegger to Carver Prepare yourselves for a different kind of episode this week. No heels down ratings, but Lauryn explains how she fixed her picker, starting with sending her regrets for a crawfish boil. Sometimes we don’t set that dating bar quite high enough, but then your person lifts it up for you! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38573545

96 - 5MoF Bug Gut Tattoo vs. Blind Date Bail Bondsman 10/10/2025

96 - 5MoF Bug Gut Tattoo vs. Blind Date Bail Bondsman This round of bad date roulette gives us the double-ick factor! And also tests our boundaries of being dog lovers. Grab a glass of pawno grigio or chardognay, some Off spray, and your favorite spatula and let’s dive in. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38534025

95 - There’s no suggestion box here, Bobby 10/03/2025

95 - There’s no suggestion box here, Bobby Ever seen a date’s social media post that made your blood run cold? Ever been broken up with by Siri on speaker with your kids in the car? Katie’s bad breakup stories will have you muttering “what a jerk!” on repeat! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38450600

94 - 5MoF Shoulder Length HAIR vs. Tighty Whitey Roadkill 10/02/2025

94 - 5MoF Shoulder Length HAIR vs. Tighty Whitey Roadkill Germaphobes beware - this week’s bad date roulette will push you right out of your comfort zone. Unexpected hair care and dirty laundry will definitely make the five minutes fly by! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38449650

93 - Straight to the Beast 09/24/2025

93 - Straight to the Beast Dixie’s bad date stories introduce us to next-level paranoiacs, control freaks and just freaks! When you need to clean your family whiteboard before he comes over, it’s not going to end well. And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38346635

92 - 5MoF Tinder Tech Support vs. Pain in the Glass 09/20/2025

92 - 5MoF Tinder Tech Support vs. Pain in the Glass Let's play Bad Date Roulette! While no one is asking us for tech support at Bad Date Podcast, apparently some dates do! Listen to both dates and tell us who you would choose! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38292715

91 - Slow Down, Betty! 09/19/2025

91 - Slow Down, Betty! Eleazar will have you rethinking ever answering a work call on a date, leaving your suitcase in a date’s apartment, and prix fixe menu kabobs! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38274585

90 - 5MoF Coitus vs. Porta-Potty 09/14/2025

90 - 5MoF Coitus vs. Porta-Potty Time for another round of Bad Date Roulette and this one delivers … Taco Bell and carnival prizes! Oh, and then there’s Mom. It’s great to encourage your children, but there are boundaries - at least there should be!! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38213195

89 - Bad Date Crossover 09/11/2025

89 - Bad Date Crossover The Hotties are back - and this week they brought backup! Meredith and Shelly crash the Hot Women Wanted Podcast with their hot take (and hotter stories)! And remember ... it's not me it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38179545

88 - 5MoF Shiny Mole vs. Stinky Chinese Food 09/05/2025

88 - 5MoF Shiny Mole vs. Stinky Chinese Food Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who insults your beauty mark, or one who smells like last week's leftover? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38108430

87 - Caution! This episode contains booby traps 09/04/2025

87 - Caution! This episode contains booby traps This week's episode contains a lot more nudity that most of our podcasts. Get ready to laugh with us at listener mail and as our guests share some of their unintentional nudity stories, too. Well, one of them may have been intentional! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38088215

86 - 5MoF Notetaker vs. Peanuts 08/29/2025

86 - 5MoF Notetaker vs. Peanuts Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who takes notes on your date, or a person that ... nevermind, we are not spoiling this one, you will just have to listen! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/38026410

85 - Hobbits & Hatfishing 08/27/2025

85 - Hobbits & Hatfishing What an educational episode with Rosalie! New vocab (hatfishing!), tips on accurate measurements (hint - rounding up is bad) and pre-date Facetime requirements. Your face will hurt from laughing at this one. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37984860

84 - 5MoF Pyramid Pusher vs. Bad Blood 08/22/2025

84 - 5MoF Pyramid Pusher vs. Bad Blood Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who is turned on by blood, or someone who may invite you to join a pyramid scheme? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37914310

83 - Never marry the 1st Russian 08/21/2025

83 - Never marry the 1st Russian Is it possible that Kelly can top tetherballs? Oh, just you wait. Ice-T and Will Farrell make special appearances…you will want to ‘hang’ in there for the big finale! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37899300

82 - 5MoF Empty Wallet vs. Hidden Wing 08/15/2025

82 - 5MoF Empty Wallet vs. Hidden Wing Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who pretends to forget his wallet, or saves a chicken wing in their pocket for later? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37841155

81 - Dating A-cat-chment Disorder 08/13/2025

81 - Dating A-cat-chment Disorder This listener mail story introduces us to Arthur and his cat daddy…in a restaurant. Cat got our tongue? NO - we have plenty to say about this one and bet your nine lives, you will too! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37807420

80 - 5MoF Ugly Betty vs. The Wedgie 08/09/2025

80 - 5MoF Ugly Betty vs. The Wedgie Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who refers to you as "the ugly one" or have a date with a person who gives you a wedgie. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37741295

79 - When he’s potato-cannon worthy 08/06/2025

79 - When he’s potato-cannon worthy Just when you think a bad date is universal in any language, this week’s guest, Amanda, teaches us how to sign it! Then she explains how sign language helped her dodge a stalky Bobby on campus. We’ll even squeeze in a quick trip to the beach and camp before summer ends in this one! And remember .. it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37703940

78 - 5MoF - I have no time for a dog hater 08/01/2025

78 - 5MoF - I have no time for a dog hater Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a guy who bails on dates that he does not find attractive, or have a date with a dog hater? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37636935

77 - Headbanger Brunch & Mushroom-Induced Ambulance Rides 07/30/2025

77 - Headbanger Brunch & Mushroom-Induced Ambulance Rides This week might have you spitting out bad coffee while we laugh about back pew hiccups and hospital breakups. Get your guyliner ready for a wild ride through Part 2 of Margaret’s bad dates! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37613415

76 - 5MoF - Gum it or ghost it? 07/25/2025

76 - 5MoF - Gum it or ghost it? Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date in a graveyard or date a guy who removed his teeth on the first date? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37547075

75 - I stamped my passport for this mother f'er 07/23/2025

75 - I stamped my passport for this mother f'er From the Wall of Solitude to the Ft. Lauderdale yacht show, Alex manages to escape some pretty dicey situations on this week’s episode … including a one-way ticket to Miami. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37521980

74 - 5MoF - I'm gonna date my cousin 07/18/2025

74 - 5MoF - I'm gonna date my cousin Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather date your cousin or someone who prevents you from eating good food! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37461225

73 - Smell Ya Later! 07/16/2025

73 - Smell Ya Later! Are you pro or anti-smoothie? This episode may help you decide! Let’s speed date through a game night that turns ugly to losing a TexMex battle at Target! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37433570

72 - 7 Ways to Avoid Being on this Podcast 07/10/2025

72 - 7 Ways to Avoid Being on this Podcast We are excited to bring you bonus content from Tyann Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast. After the infamous Cheddars incident, Tyann felt compelled to create a list of 7 rules to abide by when dating. Listen in as she shares the list! After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! /episode/index/show/d1cd8a75-6dbc-4538-907e-fa0a434276d8/id/37355580

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