TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

#4788 I’ll Never Be Your Beast Of Bernie 08/07/2026

#4788 I’ll Never Be Your Beast Of Bernie Luke has a shirtless encounter with a door-to-door salesman while Andrew develops a fast-moving relationship with a telephone scammer named Luna. They also discuss Russell Wilson and Tony Romo’s respective futures in the broadcast booth. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42361365

#4787 Jangin’ With Mr. Jooper 08/06/2026

#4787 Jangin’ With Mr. Jooper Luke and Andrew discuss some funny shenanigans going on in major league baseball lately, including a pitcher who leaps and laughs with the best of them. Plus, Luke pits Andrew against Ben Affleck in a battle over turkey names. And a community theater production is cancelled after a surprising culprit starts sending in fake threats. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42348575

#4786 Schrodinger That Cat! 08/05/2026

#4786 Schrodinger That Cat! Luke’s night at a humble political fundraiser lifted his spirits. He and Andrew also discuss last night’s debut of Hard Knocks, which did not disappoint in the cringy pun category. And Andrew learns that his dog, Lucy, has something common with Luke, and that might prove to be a problem. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42330535

#4785 From A To Zwan 08/04/2026

#4785 From A To Zwan It’s election day in Washington State, and Andrew has a very unusual connection to one of the candidates. But does that mean he should vote for him? Plus, Luke is excited about the debut of HBO’s Hard Knocks tonight, which features the Seahawks this season. They also try to get to the bottom of a This American Life rumor that Andrew has been spreading for decades. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42318585

#4784 The French And The Furious 08/03/2026

#4784 The French And The Furious Luke made a promise to himself while mowing the lawn this weekend that he immediately broke…and it came along with some property damage. He and Andrew also discuss modern vacuum technology, baseball pedantry, the price of chicken on North Aurora, and the unfortunate state of baseball in 2026. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42304640

#4783 Jimothee, Tanathee, Laudrathee 07/31/2026

#4783 Jimothee, Tanathee, Laudrathee Luke “opened the doors of perception” last night just long enough to appreciate the brilliance of the Roku screen saver. Meanwhile, Andrew made a phone call that might have gotten someone in really big trouble, and he doesn’t know how to feel about it. They also discuss the Internet’s obsession with some “canoodling lawyers” and Tim Robbin’s unfortunate appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42281005

#4782 Grand Theft Memory 07/30/2026

#4782 Grand Theft Memory Andrew is obsessed with the fact that a law enforcement conference is at the heart of the biggest news story in Seattle this morning, for obvious reasons. He and Luke also sing as much of the Diane Warren song catalog as they can remember. And they discuss the bizarre update on a 7-year old story involving eBay targeting a couple of independent journalists with macabre deliveries. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42268610

#4781 Bronze Age? More Like LeBron’s Age! 07/29/2026

#4781 Bronze Age? More Like LeBron’s Age! Luke and Andrew visit an arcade supply store website and put together a wish list that includes pop-a-shot basketballs, mini footballs, and something called “Pop It For Gold Extreme.” They also celebrate the Mariners’ very unlikely win over the Dodgers yesterday, and they hear from Tens of listeners who are joining the Odyssey Discourse. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42257715

#4780 Family Time / Funky Bunch Time 07/28/2026

#4780 Family Time / Funky Bunch Time A movie shoot involving Emma Stone at Citi Field forced baseball players to change their uniforms, which somehow prompts Luke and Andrew to closely examine Mark Wahlberg’s (alleged) daily schedule, which involves long breaks for snacking and very short breaks for golf. Plus, a story about a “beloved pizza chain” in an actual newspaper has “bunk journalism” written all over it. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42245645

#4779 Lounging Towards Gomorrah 07/27/2026

#4779 Lounging Towards Gomorrah Luke finds himself at the losing end of a John Oliver joke on Last Week Tonight and feels the need to defend himself. Plus, Andrew feels a bit vindicated regarding one of his Movie Theater Hot Takes. And Luke and Andrew try to stay focussed since they’re also releasing today’s show as the first episode of TBTL TV. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42234825

#4778 This Isn’t Just My Usual Apathy Towards Your Commentary 07/24/2026

#4778 This Isn’t Just My Usual Apathy Towards Your Commentary Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he found himself on the edge of his seat talking to a former mobster. Meanwhile, Andrew is excited to see his “studio dog” dreams come true. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42208055

#4777 Class Act 07/23/2026

#4777 Class Act A mixup at the airport leads to some interpersonal drama for Luke. Plus, Andrew realizes something that happened to him last week may have changed him forever. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42196515

#4776 Zero Dark Mommy 07/22/2026

#4776 Zero Dark Mommy Luke and Andrew discuss the new Odyssey movie, which Andrew is excited to see this weekend, though he’s confused why it’s a target of conservative ire. They also discuss Luke’s lost pen and the undercurrents it represents, and they list notable Kent State graduates and famous men named Dave. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42186905

#4775 Move Over, Rover, And Let Jimothy Take Over 07/21/2026

#4775 Move Over, Rover, And Let Jimothy Take Over Luke and Andrew are back at their respective studios, where they’re looking back fondly at an action packed week filled with baseball games, bar tabs, secret sausages and, of course, leaping frogs. Plus, a listener has another good Dave Story, and Luke and Andrew have competing views on some Kalshi news. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42173855

#4774 Alright, Let’s Lose! 07/20/2026

#4774 Alright, Let’s Lose! Luke, Andrew, and Jon check-in from the Valley City Frog Jump competition, where they gently encourage their frog, Dave, to make them proud. Plus, Andrew learns some shocking information about his childhood from an old grade school classmate. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42147205

#4773 A Date With Deskiny 07/17/2026

#4773 A Date With Deskiny Luke, Jon and Andrew wrap up their TBTL-a-Thon week in Valley City, Ohio, with a call-in topic that Andrew and the listeners do *not* approve of. They also discuss the latest details on the cyclosporiasis outbreak, now that officials have figured out the source of it. And they make their final plans for the big Frog Jump on Sunday. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42131470

#4772 Is Hot Dog A Soup? 07/16/2026

#4772 Is Hot Dog A Soup? Luke, Jon and Andrew continue their broadcast week from Andrew’s old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew says he’s DONE with Wordle after his experience with yesterday’s puzzle. They also discuss the all-soup restaurant near their AirBNB in Ohio City. And they take calls from listeners who share their stories about the Daves they know. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42120220

#4771 Is There A Mrs. Dave? 07/15/2026

#4771 Is There A Mrs. Dave? Luke, Jon and Andrew check-in after spending the night at a frog pond, searching for their champion. They also hear stories from callers about small animals they’ve adopted over the years. And Luke has been taking some notes about life in Ohio City, where they are all staying. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42104755

#4770 Habeas Boxus 07/14/2026

#4770 Habeas Boxus The TBTL-a-Thon continues from Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew has a disturbing update on his lost package of recording equipment and Luke is worried about the salad he ate last night, given the outbreak of a diarrhea-causing parasite in these parts. They also take calls from listeners, including one who has a story about love and Pizza Hut. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42088935

#4769 Jumpin’ For Joy In Valley City! 07/13/2026

#4769 Jumpin’ For Joy In Valley City! Luke, Andrew, and Jon kick off this year’s TBTL-a-Thon from Andrew’s old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew is losing his MIND with nostalgia. They also provide an update on the box of audio equipment that disappeared in the US Postal System, and Luke is excited about a giant, steam-powered train that should be rolling through town any minute now… /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42060725

#4768 Beta Mail 07/10/2026

#4768 Beta Mail On the eve of the big TBTL-a-Thon, Andrew is worried about all the broadcast equipment he shipped to Ohio that now seems to be lost in the mail. Plus, Jon offers some more potential frog names submitted by listeners. And Luke is wondering about the proper footwear when trudging through marshes (or golf courses) looking for frogs. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42028585

#4767 Andrew Wants More Poundage 07/09/2026

#4767 Andrew Wants More Poundage Luke and Andrew discuss Pizza Hut’s attempts to relive the past and attract nostalgic customers. Plus, Luke’s newest boat was delivered yesterday, and he used it to find his long lost cows. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42027910

#4766 Don’t Put Old Boats On New Trailers 07/08/2026

#4766 Don’t Put Old Boats On New Trailers Andrew forces Luke to talk about something he’s not sure he wants to talk about. It involves a special delivery to his home later this afternoon. It might be nautical in nature. Plus, Luke is feeling very happy about a home project he completed yesterday, and the stumbling blocks he overcame in the process. And Maggie From The Middleshelf weighs-in on Moonlighting, both the TV show and the song. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/42015755

#4765 All The Double News You Can Double Use 07/07/2026

#4765 All The Double News You Can Double Use Luke is bummed about the way the US Men's World Cup journey ended, and about the way people talk about CBS News and The Washington Post. Andrew is excited to see that TBTL’s small town media blitz is bringing in new listeners. And they’re both blown away by the origins of Tim Gunn’s famous “monkey house” phrase, as well as a Mike Tyson interview with a student journalist. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41997520

#4764 Old School 07/06/2026

#4764 Old School Luke and Andrew are getting ready for the TBTL-a-Thon in Valley City, which is only ONE WEEK away! Plus, Luke has an update on his neighbor relations after finally getting his field grass mowed before the Fourth of July fireworks. And Luke is feeling very conflicted about tonight’s World Cup match now that Donald Trump got involved to overturn a red card. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41984260

#4763 Jort Circuit 07/03/2026

#4763 Jort Circuit Luke, Jon and Andrew kick-off the holiday weekend by announcing this year’s plans for a virtual TBTL party during the upcoming ‘Thon. They also go over some newly suggested names for their soon-to-be pet frog. And they revisit the alternative concerts (and alternative legwear) of their youth. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41945875

#4762 A Reverse Where’s Waldo 07/02/2026

#4762 A Reverse Where’s Waldo A dark question from a teenager somehow leads to a conversation about Luke and Andrew’s respective showering routines. They also discuss the State Of Mickey Rourke (it is not strong) and the perfect salad bowl for mice. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41945645

#4761 Two Simons And A Tsongas 07/01/2026

#4761 Two Simons And A Tsongas Luke and Andrew discuss what they’ve been watching lately; Luke’s pick is a new, edge-of-your-seat docu-series, while Andrew’s is…less current. They also review old Seattle TV listings to see what was airing on July 31, 1987. And Luke realizes that when you point one “bunk journalism” finger at someone, you’re pointing three “bunk journalism” fingers back at yourself. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41924435

#4760 That’s Oystertainment! 06/30/2026

#4760 That’s Oystertainment! Luke and Andrew revisit some of their cringier moments in the public eye and unearth memories of an eating competition Luke wishes he could forget. Plus, NPR accidentally pre-publishes a Justice Alito retirement story. And a pilot calls in to answer some of TBTL’s questions about airline announcements. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41912155

#4759 Gigi Louise! 06/29/2026

#4759 Gigi Louise! Luke had QUITE the adventure with the dogs he’s petsitting this weekend. One of them ended up on the roof? Plus, the New York Times realizes something that hard-core Wordlers have known for years -- that playing on “hard” mode isn’t actually more difficult. And David From The Basement calls. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/41898325

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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