TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

#4637 Always Bet On Green 01/08/2026

#4637 Always Bet On Green Luke watched a movie yesterday, but he couldn’t get Andrew’s voice out of his head the whole time. Andrew discovers that he perfectly fits into a weirdo’s theory regarding latitudes and lifestyles. And they discuss Andrew’s gambling prep for his upcoming trip to Vegas. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39666320

#4636 Avatar 6: The Smell Of Water 01/07/2026

#4636 Avatar 6: The Smell Of Water Luke and Andrew both saw Marty Supreme over the holidays. They share their feelings on the movie and how it fits into the current movie theater moment. They also talk about how the greatest dart players in the world have to deal with wasps during their tournaments. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39651185

#4635 A Two-Man Pluribus 01/06/2026

#4635 A Two-Man Pluribus Luke is concerned that he accidentally bought a legit gun on TikTok. Now he’s waiting to see what shows up. Plus, a listener in Scotland explains the origins of the supposed curse of MacBeth. And Andrew had a dream about a banana, but it’s not what you think. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39635780

#4634 The First Class Of First Class 01/05/2026

#4634 The First Class Of First Class Luke had the most embarrassing moment he’s ever had on an airplane over the holidays. He’s also working on a new, exciting system for his garbage bins. And Genevieve is worried that Andrew might be having an affair with someone at the DMV. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39619320

#4633 Voice Squad 01/02/2026

#4633 Voice Squad From scary windstorms to nostalgic smells, from dive bar popcorn to summer salad recipes, we hear from the Tens of Listeners who left us voicemail messages in 2025. Happy New Year! /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39597225

#4632 Grays In The Grass 01/01/2026

#4632 Grays In The Grass Luke and Andrew kick off the new year by revisiting one of their favorite poems and the performer who made it famous. They also check-in with listener Jami, who has a list of the Top Five Low-Stake Adult Fears one might face. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39579980

#4631 Intermittent Listing 12/31/2025

#4631 Intermittent Listing Andrew is obsessed with a special table from his youth, and he’s unfortunately found it for sale on eBay. He also asks for Luke’s help differentiating two comedians who have little in common. And listener Ben offers a list of Top Five Experiences You Can Have In A Grocery Store. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39579495

#4630 One Tick Pony 12/30/2025

#4630 One Tick Pony Luke and Andrew finally speak up about the TV show Get Smart and its infamous “cone of silence.” They also take a look back at some of the most interesting vocabulary words they apparently used in the past year, according to listener Kristen, who’s been keeping notes. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39569250

#4629 You’re A Clean One Mr. Grinch 12/29/2025

#4629 You’re A Clean One Mr. Grinch Hanna Brooks Olsen joins the show to talk about the Forensic Sciences Club she started in high school, why she’s been staying up until 4 in the morning, and how to get someone out of bed with Sour Patch Kids. She also presents her own list of Top Five Most Satisfying Things To Clean. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39559900

#4628 I'll Have A Bluesky Christmas Without You 12/26/2025

#4628 I'll Have A Bluesky Christmas Without You Andrew is shocked and awed by some online behavior he saw yesterday…behavior that led to his own banishment on social media! /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39531240

#4627 The TBTL Holiday Hang! 12/25/2025

#4627 The TBTL Holiday Hang! Luke and Andrew are joined by Jon, Genevieve, Susie B. and a whole bunch of Tens to celebrate the holidays! We talk about favorite holiday traditions, regifting strategies, and whether or not Genevieve and Andrew’s Christmas tree is “secure.” /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39531100

#4626 I'm Workin' Here! 12/24/2025

#4626 I'm Workin' Here! Luke is astounded by the small bit of wax that protects us all from absolute toilet disasters. Andrew continues to marvel at the ease of cashing checks in 2025. And listener Sarah has some 5 lists of best walks and most underrated smells. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39523160

#4625 The Burbank Always Promotes Twice 12/23/2025

#4625 The Burbank Always Promotes Twice Luke and Andrew finally do what they promised to do yesterday: Namely, talk about the best times and places to eat candy. Plus, Andrew’s adventures in old-timey cinema continue! /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39522310

#4624 You Stieged The Landing! 12/22/2025

#4624 You Stieged The Landing! Andrew’s mind is completely blown when he discovers something about himself and Luke online. They also talk about movies that are better than the books they’re based on (and one book that’s better than the movie.) /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39508510

#4623 Exhausting Reality’s Bullpen 12/19/2025

#4623 Exhausting Reality’s Bullpen Luke heard back from David Sedaris after emailing him yesterday about a detail from a recent essay. Luke and Andrew also discuss the absolutely bonkers Thursday Night Football game last night, and how Jay-Z helped the Seahawks win. And they hear from a former banker who has some intel on bad pennies. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39476415

#4622 Dog Bites Dave 12/18/2025

#4622 Dog Bites Dave Luke is trying to reach David Sedaris in order to save his own sanity, but he's worried his email won’t get through. He and Andrew also discuss Luke’s rewatch of When Harry Met Sally and Andrew’s discovery of Nick and Nora in The Thin Man. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39459815

#4621 My Own Personal L 12/17/2025

#4621 My Own Personal L The wind and rain wreaked havoc at Luke’s place last night, forcing him to resort to some unsightlhy measures that he’s trying to come to grips with. He and Andrew also discuss the amazing travel tips doled out by AAA and public radio this morning. And they pry open the old P.O. box to find out what’s waiting for them inside. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39445425

#4620 I Was Saying Boo 12/16/2025

#4620 I Was Saying Boo Luke leaves Andrew unsettled with a story of quasi-accidental truancy that is playing out in real time. They also discuss Luke’s personal Rob Reiner Film Fest that he held last night, and Andrew remembers a couple of films that had a big impact on him as a youth. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39430950

#4619 Hat Trick 12/15/2025

#4619 Hat Trick Luke and Andrew celebrate the life and work of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele. They also discuss Andrew’s herculean efforts to return a lost hat, and Luke’s realization of what he actually looks like when watching football games. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39415800

#4618 A Real Mild Card 12/12/2025

#4618 A Real Mild Card Luke and Andrew discuss their methods of navigating shoes-off get-togethers this holiday season. Plus, some of Luke’s favorite places -- both as a child and an adult -- have announced their imminent closures. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39388540

#4617 USB-C Your Way Out 12/11/2025

#4617 USB-C Your Way Out Luke and Andrew discuss the hot issues of the day, including USB cable management, various ways to charge ear buds, re-used ziplock bags, and what “30 percent chance of rain” really means. They also discuss why Luke is falling in love with opposing quarterback Philip Rivers, and they hear from a listener who is totally cool with Luke being on TBTL. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39373980

#4616 AtmosPhilip Rivers 12/10/2025

#4616 AtmosPhilip Rivers The State Department is switching its official font because it thinks Calibri is too “woke”. Plus, Luke’s new gift from Peta comes with a revelation about the use of AI in media relations. And he and Andrew discuss the fact that a 44-year old Phillip Rivers is coming out of retirement to play in the NFL again…quite literally a dangerous game. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39361315

#4615 Grills Just Want To Have Fun 12/09/2025

#4615 Grills Just Want To Have Fun Encyclopedia Luke had to figure out The Mystery Of The Ungrounded Grill in his back yard yesterday. Andrew admits to an act of betrayal on a very windy Friday night. And they discuss how the sale of Warner Brothers could hurt (or destroy?) theatrical releases. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39346785

#4614 How Lowe Can You Go? 12/08/2025

#4614 How Lowe Can You Go? Luke and Andrew find themselves in a wide-ranging conversation about satellite radio, the Golden Globe podcast nominees, and whether or not Howard Stern is really holding a grudge against Ronnie The Limo Driver? Plus, Luke got a new phone and learned first-hand how companies are awkwardly avoiding the word “contract” when talking about their contracts. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39328620

#4613 A Comedy Of Errols 12/05/2025

#4613 A Comedy Of Errols Luke made it to Seattle this morning, despite Alaska Airlines playing a very dangerous game with his schedule. Meanwhile, Andrew is insulted on behalf of Counting Crows, and listener Talia shares a story about a tense airport moment with a government official. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39303680

#4612 Nora McInerny’s Southwestern Hospitality 12/04/2025

#4612 Nora McInerny’s Southwestern Hospitality TBTL Friendo and Self-Made Media Mogul Nora McInerny joins the show to talk about why she insisted on picking up Luke at the Phoenix airport when she heard he was coming to town. They also discuss Andrew’s very bureaucratic plans for Christmas Eve. And they prep Luke for his upcoming appearance on KUOW’s news podcast. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39280470

#4611 Company Men 12/03/2025

#4611 Company Men Luke found himself underprepared for his underwater TV shoot in Miami this morning. Meanwhile, Andrew decides to experiment with some old audio equipment at the most inopportune time. And they discuss the season finale of their new favorite show, The Chair Company. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39258745

#4610 There’s An Ab For That 12/02/2025

#4610 There’s An Ab For That A budget hotel chain is trying to hold Andrew over a barrel. Luke’s preparing for his big shirt-off television moment. And together they ponder the eternal question: How long can lightly-refrigerated beef stroganoff last? /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39243135

#4609 I’m Not An Influencer, I Just Talk A Lot 12/01/2025

#4609 I’m Not An Influencer, I Just Talk A Lot Luke is in Miami, where he is very busy with work but would much rather be on the beach. He tells Andrew about the intense inquisition he had to pass in order to retrieve his misplaced ear buds. Meanwhile, Andrew has some Thanksgiving regrets involving his patented style of “humor.” /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39228115

#4608 People For The Ethical Spoiling Of Television (P.E.S.T.) 11/28/2025

#4608 People For The Ethical Spoiling Of Television (P.E.S.T.) Luke received a very exciting email from a very surprising source today. Andrew received a text message from his mobile carrier that is making him a little bit cranky. And they discuss two shows they’re both watching right now -- Pluribus and The Chair Company. /episode/index/show/d6aa2b29-913e-484d-a3dd-4cfce4cbb37b/id/39186165

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