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info_outline The Squeaker Episode pt. 1 w/ Mr. Tubs 02/22/2021
The Squeaker Episode pt. 1 w/ Mr. Tubs What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to the most heartwarming engagement story you will ever hear before we switch gears to fawn over our new sponsor, Auto Blow, which could conceivably suck us dry.
info_outline OJ Symphony pt. 1 w/ Chris Wood 02/15/2021
OJ Symphony pt. 1 w/ Chris Wood Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give thanks for Tim saving not only his house from being engulfed in flames, but getting such a ringing commendation from firefighters on the scene that it compelled Mike to swear Tim in as an official volunteer firefighter. The episode ends with an unexpected hockey conflict that uproots the foundation of Dad Meat. Join us for part 2 of this bad boy at patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast for as little as $1 a month.
info_outline CatastrophGlee pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo 02/01/2021
CatastrophGlee pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not possessed with the spirit of a bad dead child after the way we acted tonight, delving deep into such bad boy topics as gerbil suicide, nightclub fires and 90's sitcom stars that made our birds wiggle.
info_outline Nerf Benoit pt.1 w/ Tommy Pope 01/25/2021
Nerf Benoit pt.1 w/ Tommy Pope We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down Tim's missing cat and becoming a guardian angel to a lost Dominican dog who was reunited with his owner. This one heats up to a scorching hot Patreon episode which features a near in-studio death.
info_outline Sugs Bunny pt. 1 w/ Kilah Fox 01/18/2021
Sugs Bunny pt. 1 w/ Kilah Fox We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers, mental health check ins and a Looney Tunes interpretation of the Capitol storming. Shoutout shaftmcnulty for the title. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out our sponsor Manscaped.com and use Promo Code: FATBIRD for 20% off all orders plus free shipping.
info_outline The Fleshlot pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner 01/11/2021
The Fleshlot pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.
info_outline Put the R in HR pt. 1 with Sidney Gantt 01/04/2021
Put the R in HR pt. 1 with Sidney Gantt We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal their unique jerking style in the midst of all this. Sid discusses why he is an extraordinary debater while also telling us why he became the unofficial mayor of his hometown. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast
info_outline Seal Team Sucks pt. 1 w/ John McKeever 12/28/2020
Seal Team Sucks pt. 1 w/ John McKeever We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to see a deleted scene from Uncle Daycare that was too hot for the Tube.
info_outline Master and Dead Uncle w/ Chris Wood pt. 1 12/21/2020
Master and Dead Uncle w/ Chris Wood pt. 1 Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead uncle. Woodman also reveals that he spends a significant amount of time in gravity boots, suspended upside down, while also describing a possibly supernatural encounter with a hammered oracle at a comedy show.
info_outline Dildew w/ Colum Tyrrell 12/16/2020
Dildew w/ Colum Tyrrell Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough, Colum Tyrrell, The Wizard of Pod, comes in swingin' on this bad boy in what was easily a cast for the ages. Latex cheeks are busted, knives are pulled and the boys are back to rubbin' birds the way God intended.
info_outline Cash Cow w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan 12/07/2020
Cash Cow w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan This bad boy feels like an all star game with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? here to clap cheeks with us. We get right to setting up Foley’s perv for pay account before settling a simmering beef between Tim and Foley centering upon dead heartthrob, Paul Walker (RIP).
info_outline Bowl Mates w/ Mary Radzinski 11/23/2020
Bowl Mates w/ Mary Radzinski Fueled by strong naps, we hit the ground running with our guest, Mary Radzinski. We delved deep into finding love in the toilet, as well as lying to spouses to go to trampoline parks by yourself. Unzip your pants, let a bass heavy fart rip and settle in to this bad boy.
info_outline Hot Dog Gun Massacre w/ Jon DelCollo 11/16/2020
Hot Dog Gun Massacre w/ Jon DelCollo We welcome back Dad meat royalty, as Jon DelCollo returns. Jon Takes a break from losing money flipping sneakers to discuss old stinky piss people and workplace hot dog gun shootings. PS go grab a shirt at https://dadmeat.com
info_outline Children’s Coke Party w/ Jim Ginty 11/09/2020
Children’s Coke Party w/ Jim Ginty We’re warming our fingers up as we the more we talk about cosmic bowling diddling with Jim Ginty. Tim weighs the pros and cons of becoming a full time children’s YouTuber, but unfortunately tempers flare once again and Gint Swag gets caught in the middle of another knife duel.
info_outline Must Be Nice w/ Matt McCusker & Wes Rowlands 11/02/2020
Must Be Nice w/ Matt McCusker & Wes Rowlands We celebrate one year of Dad Meat by welcoming Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands back and we quickly get our birds filthy with discussion on the state of programming harder. Celebrate our peenceanera with us and give yourself something to listen to while you inch closer and closer to sucking yourself sideways.
info_outline Real Dolls Realize Real Lies 10/26/2020
Real Dolls Realize Real Lies We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into discussion of getting a Real Buddy doll made in Tim's likeness. Tim gives his blessing while riding high from a weekend filled with fun, food and backyard gymnastics, or dare I say...Tymnastics.
info_outline Gamma Alpha Yancey w/ James Hesky 10/19/2020
Gamma Alpha Yancey w/ James Hesky The Heskiest Man Alive, James Hesky, joins us again and we are instantly popped off, getting right into Tim defacing the most sacred of religious idols and ultimately ending up with frat house hijinks butt play.
info_outline Saluting F-Quinceaneras w/ Sidney Gantt 10/15/2020
Saluting F-Quinceaneras w/ Sidney Gantt A new day dawns as Tim leaves District 9 for the rolling hills of Northeast Philly. Joining us is our boy Sidney Gantt of Two Jacked Bros Podcast, as we look back fondly on Tim’s eventful moving day which featured a lively cast of crackheads, hit and run drivers and Latino Freddy Kruegers.
info_outline Steven Spielbergmeatball w/ Doogie Horner 10/05/2020
Steven Spielbergmeatball w/ Doogie Horner We are joined by one of the most prolific comedians, writers, and illustrators to ever grace the Dad Meat airwaves. Doogie Horner joins birds with us to discuss his books, processing grief and Italian horror. The episode is bittersweet, as it is likely the last episode that Tim does from his home in the hood and it's almost as though the dirt bikes and Honda Civic sound systems on his street can sense it, giving him a 21 reggaeton salute.
info_outline Purple Scrabble Bag of Problems w/ Chris Wood 09/28/2020
Purple Scrabble Bag of Problems w/ Chris Wood We welcome one of the most interesting people on Earth, Chris Wood of Oral Presentations, and we brave the Puerto Rican Pride Parade cruising down Tim’s block to get to the bottom of Chris nearly having his foot cut off, as well as sing the praises of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock. Oral Presentations on Apple Podcasts: Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast
info_outline It Happened In Ibiza w/ David James 09/21/2020
It Happened In Ibiza w/ David James Fresh off a trip to the Big Apple, Mike and Tim are back to speak on a rotten prank which left Mike feeling hoodwinked, bamboozled and every other verb that sounds like it would be used in a Malcolm X Yelp review. Tim is unapologetic and drunk with prank power. Guest David James joins the show to wrangle Tim and Mike, attempting to save them from becoming mortal enemies.
info_outline Spuds McKenzie: Basketball Star 09/14/2020
Spuds McKenzie: Basketball Star The stars aligned and Jon DelCollo rejoined us to carry on like gypsies and to confuse Bud Lite Party Dogs for 5’2” retired basketball stars. This bad boy gets hot and heavy before leading into Part 2 on the patreon which ends with the hardest we have ever laughed on the podcast.
info_outline D'Hydration w/ Two Jacked Bros 09/07/2020
D'Hydration w/ Two Jacked Bros If you’re into bakery fights then boy will this episode scratch that itch. We are joined by power couple Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast and they put on a master class in public arguments, hood videos and race-specific hydration.
info_outline Sunday Night Suck Off pt. 1 08/31/2020
Sunday Night Suck Off pt. 1 The vibes weren’t right to record on Friday night so we set our sights on a Sunday cast. We busted our emotional cheeks open and went with a double dose of positivity, optimism and goodwill. Program evaluations are in full effect and we decide to only get stronger from here on out, bubs.
info_outline High Octane Words w/ Colum Tyrrell 08/22/2020
High Octane Words w/ Colum Tyrrell There was nothing we could do to resist the seductive charm of our guest Collie Tyrrell and his thick Irish brogue. It completely disarmed us, stripped us of our clothes and insecurities and led to a rich discussion on regression into wiggerhood, egomaniacal gynecologists and the expression of our ever-growing love for the Bubs.
info_outline Most Valuable Slayer w/ Tommy Pope 08/15/2020
Most Valuable Slayer w/ Tommy Pope Tommy Pope wrecks our insides with some homespun nostalgia on excelling in child athletics, underage drinking and wrecking box on basement floors. This one is gonna make you wanna call your parents and whoever you fingered in high school to tell them you were thinking of them.
info_outline Kickin’ the Tires w/ John McKeever 08/08/2020
Kickin’ the Tires w/ John McKeever We are overwhelmed with gratitude as John McKeever blesses the show with his presence. We lead off with some nuanced spunk talk which leads into McKeever offering captivating insight into trying to sell a television show, including some exciting news regarding the future of Tires, Etc.
info_outline Planet Parenthard w/ Brian Six & Ryan Shaner 08/01/2020
Planet Parenthard w/ Brian Six & Ryan Shaner Beezer and Shaner bless us with their presence and we double down on convincing Shaner to dedicate himself to his true calling: wrecking his bird for digital dollars. This bad boy is an hour of dingers, so grab some popcorn, unbuckle your pants and go to town on yourself with the drapes open while we help you ease into the weekend.
info_outline Out of the Wild 07/25/2020
Out of the Wild Tim is back from the Pacific Northwest with a renewed spirit and a rock hard bird that loggers couldn’t make a dent in. Come bask in these magical mountain streams while the simpletons roam the streets flashing their beavers at cops. God it feels good to be back in the presence of the Supreme Bubs.